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Phalanx Beast Mode HPLT Shorts
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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

    Phalanx ultra-lightweight shorts are exactly that, super light! They're also durable enough to hold up perfectly in every day mat training, BJJ competition, and MMA!

    FEATURES:

  • 4-way stretch fabric
  • Waist size fit for perfect comfort
  • Internal drawstring
  • Reinforced stitching on stress points
  • Breathable, moisture wicking material

    Perfect for No Gi Jiu Jitsu, Crossfit, running, surfing - all athletics!


  • $35
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    Comments from June 22, 2022

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    Baby Blue Belt User Profle Image
    Baby Blue Belt  -  Joined 12/28/2021


    6/21/2022 at 11:09 PM ThumbsUp ImageThumbsUp Down
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    berimbtrollo User Profle Image
    berimbtrollo  -  Joined 4/9/2022 Today's Top Influencer

    yeah that monster claw really goin for the whole cheek lol

    6/22/2022 at 12:47 AM ThumbsUp ImageThumbsUp Down
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    TinH User Profle Image
    TinH  -  Joined 9/8/2018

    PRO TIP: If you have to wear something that says the word "beast" on it, you are not a beast

    6/21/2022 at 11:01 PM ThumbsUp ImageThumbsUp Down
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    WomanRespecter420 User Profle Image
    WomanRespecter420  -  Joined 5/4/2021

    imma beast a nut in dat azz

    6/21/2022 at 11:02 PM ThumbsUp ImageThumbsUp Down
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    TinH User Profle Image
    TinH  -  Joined 9/8/2018

    UwU senpai

    6/21/2022 at 11:04 PM ThumbsUp ImageThumbsUp Down
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    WomanRespecter420 User Profle Image
    WomanRespecter420  -  Joined 5/4/2021

    Guys who wear this dog shit drink monster before class and sit out the rest of training after 2 rounds

    6/21/2022 at 11:01 PM ThumbsUp ImageThumbsUp Down
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    T-U-N-I-T  User Profle Image
    T-U-N-I-T  -  Joined 6/19/2014

    I did this once when I was a white belch and thought I was gunna die from a heart attack, now just good blow thats nice and clean before rounds. ??

    6/21/2022 at 11:20 PM ThumbsUp ImageThumbsUp Down
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    stickiwax User Profle Image
    stickiwax  -  Joined 10/15/2013

    Actually ballbags.....most of the guys that wear this shit are vets like myself, who phalanx supports. Also, jiu jitsu has helped with my ptsd.....

    6/22/2022 at 1:33 AM ThumbsUp ImageThumbsUp Down
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    SandbaggerWB User Profle Image
    SandbaggerWB  -  Joined 12/9/2016

    that's a wholesome comment @stickiwax ... same, and, as well. I now know Phalanx is a supporter

    6/22/2022 at 2:11 AM ThumbsUp ImageThumbsUp Down
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    SnowflakeFrank User Profle Image
    SnowflakeFrank  -  Joined 11/2/2021

    Vets can stull chug monster and sit out the last 2 rounds of training

    6/22/2022 at 3:19 AM ThumbsUp ImageThumbsUp Down
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    BigShrimpin User Profle Image
    BigShrimpin  -  Joined 11/26/2021

    I’m a vet, and I appreciate Phalanx’s support. So much so that I will be honest with them and tell them that this design is no bueno.

    6/22/2022 at 9:06 AM ThumbsUp ImageThumbsUp Down
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    BigShrimpin User Profle Image
    BigShrimpin  -  Joined 11/26/2021

    But I love Phalanx’s quality.

    6/22/2022 at 9:07 AM ThumbsUp ImageThumbsUp Down
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    InvertedSoap User Profle Image
    InvertedSoap  -  Joined 6/5/2022

    Jesus Christ. Just because a brand supports vets doesn't mean everything they make must be praised. This design is trash.

    6/22/2022 at 11:17 AM ThumbsUp ImageThumbsUp Down
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    trellis77 User Profle Image
    trellis77  -  Joined 3/12/2018

    Im a vet but that has nothing to do with the fact that these are heinous and these heauxs long as hell

    6/22/2022 at 6:58 PM ThumbsUp ImageThumbsUp Down
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    dongs

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    Cringe

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    WizGul’D’er’fella  -  Joined 6/9/2021

    You cant lose if you wear these i heard

    6/21/2022 at 11:01 PM ThumbsUp ImageThumbsUp Down
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    T-U-N-I-T  User Profle Image
    T-U-N-I-T  -  Joined 6/19/2014

    Aye! @jimmygrips your momma a ho!

    6/22/2022 at 7:47 AM ThumbsUp ImageThumbsUp Down
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    IJustReadTheWordDongs  -  Joined 6/13/2022

    yea man

    6/22/2022 at 9:50 AM ThumbsUp ImageThumbsUp Down
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    dchunk User Profle Image
    dchunk  -  Joined 1/26/2015

    These are cool they are a hommage to the NWO wolf pack. Chill everybody.

    6/21/2022 at 11:52 PM ThumbsUp ImageThumbsUp Down
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    Stacey  -  Joined 7/27/2021

    Phallus Beast Mode

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    RenatoDeSouza  -  Joined 6/26/2020

    You wear these “shants” and I shan’t hesitate to torture ride you for the entire round

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    ilikeshorts  -  Joined 3/2/2022

    I prefer my jiu jitsu shorts to go past my knees

    6/22/2022 at 3:09 PM ThumbsUp ImageThumbsUp Down
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    Snail Toast 85  -  Joined 6/13/2022

    Ah man the torture ride. ??

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    jwallac01  -  Joined 6/24/2020

    Never received an email confirming my armbar soap order. I was charged the $23.00 but wasn't provided a tracking number.

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    Same. Still says the order is processing

    6/21/2022 at 11:56 PM ThumbsUp ImageThumbsUp Down
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    Ribcrusher User Profle Image
    Ribcrusher  -  Joined 12/21/2012

    Maybe you should complain a few times here in the comments instead of tapping on the "contact us" button.

    6/22/2022 at 4:29 AM ThumbsUp ImageThumbsUp Down
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    NWO wolf pack!

    6/22/2022 at 12:00 AM ThumbsUp ImageThumbsUp Down
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    Tatanka Blanca  -  Joined 1/19/2022

    More like “Yeast mode”…

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    Deathemu  -  Joined 8/24/2021

    Ah another pair of longs. Nice

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    Deep Thoughts with Coach Consuelo  -  Joined 5/18/2022

    Need help with sizing. I have a 12 inch pecker, what size is best?

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    Nice

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    Yes

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    Awful looking jorts

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    Doesn’t look tough enough

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    Hello

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    I bet Askar Mozharov snap buys this for his next name change

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    Snap into a Slim Jim

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    Ninjacam  -  Joined 11/15/2020

    HPLT://DONGS.SHORTS.BEASTDONGSINYOURSHORTS.EDU

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    -1/5 beef jerkies

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    Cringe

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    Cringe dongs

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    JimmyStoole  -  Joined 11/5/2016

    Need a good ass to mouth sesh

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    666

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    stickiwax  -  Joined 10/15/2013

    Yup. In Hebrew.

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