A wild new species of highly specialized submission creature, originally spotted in rural Arkansas, has been captured on film by an amateur UFO chaser just outside of Area 51.It's suspected that this extraterrestrial destroyer of limbs has been kept under wraps by the governments of the USA and Mexico for several years now, however it seems one creature has escaped and is en route to Long Beach, California. It's rumored that their life force achieves sustenance via severely dislocated shoulders and gold medallions.
New York specialists at 93brand agency have come up with this colorful sketch to help catch the wicked beast. Based on an amateur photograph, it depicts the extraterrestrial as it executes the feared Flying Omoplata, which has recently terrorized mortal biped humanoids. Utilizing their tentacles and clawed abdomen, abduction and submission is done with minimal effort and maximum force. . . One might say it is the purest form of leverage ever witnessed.
93brand's premium spats format includes a simple and effective compression cut, consisting of 82/18 poly/lycra panels that are secured with low-profile, ultra-strong flatlock stitching. The wide Jacquard band is nice and flexible while still hugging your waist to ensure a steady and secure hold. Smooth stretch fabric covers the interior and the upper edge of the waistband so that even if you put on a few pounds during the holidays, the softened upper edge will keep the spats from digging into your skin. Equipped with an internal drawstring for easy adjustment. The intricate artwork is, of course, fully sublimated.
Size GuideS: 130-145 lbsM: 145-165 lbsL: 165-187 lbsXL: 187-210 lbs2XL: 210-231 lbs
Mid-week rolling DONGS!
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Dongs make my knees weak. Cackle Cackle
I'm Torn. Turn off Notifications, miss Items... Keep on, get 4 Notifications Per Item..
Hi, Torn; I'm Dad.
Welcome to Part 3 of our year-end monster Rolling Deals Jamboree. This 48-hour block, we’ll feature ~125 items. Each product gets a 10-minute timer, and then we move to the next item. If the item sells out before 10min is up, we move on automatically ASAP. Once we get thru the whole list, we’ll start back at the top. Best part? We slashed the prices even lower than usual. Second best part? The full product list is available - currently pinned on our FB/IG page. We have some newer goodies and classic staples in addition to throwbacks and mega-clearance. We’ll have tees for a few bucks, NOGI items as low as $13, Gis as low as $30, and more :)
Round 3 and oh shawty you guessed it! Crabby and the boys just pulled up ready to run up that credit card debt for some more fresh deals. Looking out of #20 Aesthetic "tie dye" shorts gotta have it, GOTTA have it! Items are shipping fast folks! Already got my Scramble Okami shorts in the mail. Clock's ticking, DONT BE LATE! 😉
have you gotten anything from esthetic before there sizing seems to be off I got a xl from here an it was big an bought a l an it was short I'm 195
I bought a L from the aesthetic website an it was short
Hi, I placed two orders on 9/6 Order #BJJ875406 and Order #BJJ875551 and I have not received either of them. I emailed on 10/6 and again on 11/3 but haven’t received a response. I also sent a message on Instagram but only received an automated reply. Can you please provide an update on the status of my orders? Thank you.
Rolling deals all week ; but if you're if you're athletic...your size is sold out. Big boys and XS only.
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Statistics is a bitch
"but if you're if you're" lol. You know what they say if you stutter type? You're retarded. It's ok, I am an autistic conman.
can a brutha just get a long sleeve rashguard that isn't gaf?
I can't use the contact form because I don't have order numbers. Twice that this has happened where I go to PayPal to make a payment, but only to get an order error. but with the order error, I still got charged on my credit card.
Same thing happened to me on Monday. I sent an email and no response yet.
Women's pink C spec when
when the Soviet Union wins the Cold War
February 30th
last night
Buy a white gi and wash it with a red hat. It worked in The Simpsons.
sold out
Why are you asking us and not 93?
now
You missed it, the women's pink C spec was deal #4. Sorry!!
lol, not sorry. Reese's
Osoto: last night I was busy sword fighting with your dad