Today we've got a 5-pack of Arm Bar Soap, chosen at random from a selection of 11 flavors. Each "batch" has its own pleasant yet subtle scent:

The Peppermint Batch
The Hawaiian Batch
The Shamp-broo Batch
The Kaminari Batch
The Cornelius Batch
The Cocoa Batch
The Sarcophagus Scrub Batch
The Rainbow Warrior Batch
The Vanilla Gorilla Batch
The Lava-Puhi Batch
The Tropic Soldier Batch

While they all do sound delicious, please note that they are not edible. Please do not eat the soap! Instead, train hard and then use this after-training soap to fight fungus and mat-born germs. Each all-natural bar contains a special blend of hand-picked, high-grade oils, butters, and exfoliants that have been carefully chosen for their benefits. Nourish your skin, get a deep cleanse, and eliminate the threat of skin infections caused by mat-born fungus/bacteria.

Note: we cannot choose which 5 of the 11 options you'll receive.