Today we've got a 5-pack of Arm Bar Soap, chosen at random from a selection of 11 flavors. Each "batch" has its own pleasant yet subtle scent:The Peppermint BatchThe Hawaiian BatchThe Shamp-broo BatchThe Rainbow Warrior BatchThe Cornelius BatchThe Cocoa BatchThe Milk & Honey BatchThe Northern Night BatchThe Coal-Conut BatchThe Vanilla Gorilla BatchbrThe Lava-Puhi Batch
While they all do sound delicious, please note that they are not edible. Please do not eat the soap! Instead, train hard and then use this after-training soap to fight fungus and mat-born germs. Each all-natural bar contains a special blend of hand-picked, high-grade oils, butters, and exfoliants that have been carefully chosen for their benefits. Nourish your skin, get a deep cleanse, and eliminate the threat of skin infections caused by mat-born fungus/bacteria.
Note: we cannot choose which 5 of the 11 options you'll receive.
Oh my god its happening. Everybody calm down.
Pro tip: Yes this soap is great -- get yourself a mesh soap bag, to go along with it, if you don't already have one. It is a bag the size of a bar of soap. Put your soap in that instead of just the raw bar, use it by rubbing your hands together like making fire to make a soapy lather. Your precious armbar soap will last like 10x longer, & you will get way more efficient use out of it at the same time. You can thank me later, by not digging your elbows into my thighs in closed guard.
I will thank you right now in plain English instead. Thanks! This is good advice. I am not a bar user but "loofa" for liquid soap is also 5000x more efficienct. Where do you find mesh soap bags? Drug store?
Armbar make their own bag available on their site
I'd order one but shipping that to Canada is not worth it. Maybe if I order soap from them directly another time.
Bet you can use loofa for it too. Same concept
I'll try. Cheers!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
I hope they taste good
Hells yes. No velcro, short-sleeved or “my school only allows a white gi” complaints about the soap!!
Finally!!!
Finally i can take a shower again
I’m super stoked to finally try this soap :)
Me too ??
:) not ??
Reunited and it feels so goood!
Nobody panic
It is about goddamn time, praise be to Rickson
Hmm maybe 2 orders....are in order🤔
I only bought this to feel good when everyone complains about no soap later. Best $20 spent
never had this soap. buyinf this soap. loving the soap
Ohhhhhh yeahhhhhhh….
Lol is this stuff good?
Yes friend. Definetly worth this deal. Even normally priced very worth it.
I have used this ever since I started training and haven’t gotten ringworm, even when everyone in the gym i go to did. Worth it all the way.
How long until sold out?
Coop now or forever hold your peace
I buy this every time it comes around. I actually have quite a stockpile now. Its ok- I wrap them and pass them out to training partners and coaches around b day and holiday time!
Maybe chimp wont smell like "and stop throwing" shit after using this.
Fuk yeah
The shampoo bar is pretty good, great for the face sweater as well.
Not sure why, but shipping is showing up as $45 to Aus.
The app is screwy. Order from the browser.
When will they make Knee Bar Shampoo and Wrist Lock Conditioner?
This stuff will make your grundle smell delightful after the hardest rounds, as well as exfoliate that stinky butthole and release all the toilet paper bunnies rolled up with your pubic hair.
First purchase from here, well worth
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Just bought lol it'll be the first time i would be using it.
same :)
What’s wrong with just hot water? 🚿
Atlast! I can finally shower! Now people wont be afraid to touch me anymore!
Loaded up the site and it said TOO LATE SOLD OUT and I died inside. Then it reloaded because it was yesterday's deal! This might be BS, but I'm wondering for real: I've heard this stuff can screw with testosterone. Any real evidence of this or other side effects? First time user to-be. Cheers.
Men who like to get their assholes armbarred use this soap
Chimp say buy
Chimp say buy two if one of us…
This account is cringy af
Chimp is living life friend. You should try :)
God bless you, chimp
Keep fighting the good fight little buddy