Today we've got a 5-pack of Arm Bar Soap, chosen at random from a selection of 11 flavors. Each "batch" has its own pleasant yet subtle scent:The Peppermint BatchThe Hawaiian BatchThe Shamp-broo BatchThe Kaminari BatchThe Cornelius BatchThe Cocoa BatchThe Milk & Honey BatchThe Northern Night BatchThe Coal-Conut BatchThe Vanilla Gorilla BatchThe Lava-Puhi Batch
While they all do sound delicious, please note that they are not edible. Please do not eat the soap! Instead, train hard and then use this after-training soap to fight fungus and mat-born germs. Each all-natural bar contains a special blend of hand-picked, high-grade oils, butters, and exfoliants that have been carefully chosen for their benefits. Nourish your skin, get a deep cleanse, and eliminate the threat of skin infections caused by mat-born fungus/bacteria.
Note: we cannot choose which 5 of the 11 options you'll receive.
How much gonorrhea does this remove
If applied directly to urethra, 1.
If taken orally = 100%
24 hour deals should move along just like the rolling deals. I rather only have what's left of the 24 hours after and item is sold rather than stare at an out of stock item.
Why does everyone go ape shit crazy over this soap?
It's good soap
Because nobody wants ringworm lmao
Current item sold out. Excited to see what the new discounted item is in 12.53hours
No shampoo bar!
quit complaining poors. pay full price.
How tf do you sell out of soap?
people bought them all.
you still haven't fixed your app so we can order outside of the US
We deliberately have non-US orders disabled for this item. We essentially break even on the soap 5packs and intl shipping is simply too cost prohibitive and risky (melt or smashed during longer transit) re: having to ship a free replacement with little recourse on courier reimbursement.
This cleans up existing staph infections right?... uhhh, asking for a friend...
I told you the doctor said it was Monkey Pox, not staph. You gave me Monkey Pox !!!!
Alt f4 IRL
'member the end of Ace Ventura Pet Detective?
when he trottered her dylan Wario remembers