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BJJ Tees Random T-Shirt 2PACK



I was going to post a funny comment, but today’s offer is already a joke  
9/22/2023 7:21:39 AM
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Tatami Takedown Crew Bomber Jacket



Trucker on the outside samurai on the inside  
9/21/2023 8:52:33 AM
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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Black



I just want to buy the backpack  
9/17/2023 11:57:32 PM
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Tatami "Vortex" T-Shirt - Black



It’s like they’re not even trying anymore with graphic design  
9/10/2023 11:14:15 AM
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Kitsune Bloom BJJ Gi - White



Just bought the A6, am I morbidly obese? No it’s worse than that, its for my doll i keep in my closet.   
9/9/2023 9:41:20 AM
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"SPORTS" T-Shirts 2-PACK by BJJHQ



Only excuse for this is that his toddlers made it and he's trying to encourage them for a life of mediocrity and talentlessness  
9/1/2023 9:24:20 AM
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29Niku "Less Thinking / More Action" Rash Guard



Think less = tap more  
8/30/2023 12:23:44 PM
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Tatami "No Pain" Tee - Black



There should be a community shirt design contest it’ll be between buru nyuu guy, dongs guy, and soap guy   
8/22/2023 10:08:02 AM
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Tatami Recharge Pink Leopard Print Shorts (shorter inseam)



Perfect for if Fred Flinstone came out  
8/17/2023 12:49:27 AM
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Aesthetic "Alpha" BJJ Gi - Blemished



Not going to buy a dirty tranished gi, I want a clean white gi so I can roll around the floor and get it dirty and tarnished  
8/14/2023 9:13:53 AM
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Ground Game Yokai 3.0 Spats



That sword is a little too close to the family jewels for my comfort   
6/21/2023 12:00:17 AM
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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK



My free will crumbled and my credit card lept at the sight of bjj soap because of all the soap adoration in previous comments, so thanks to all you commenters if this is actually good, and if it’s garbage I hope all you soap lovers drop yours and get a rear-naked  
5/28/2023 9:17:38 AM
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Phalanx "Speed" Rash Guard



If Nascar made bjj gear  
5/27/2023 2:38:01 PM
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Tatami MTP Shorts Camo (Shorter Inseam)



You cant see my wanker  
5/16/2023 11:07:54 AM
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Kitsune "Twin Dragon" Bag



Great for my katanas  
5/15/2023 8:39:11 AM
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Tatami Model X - White



Trust no one  
5/14/2023 9:19:39 AM
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Scramble Nostromo Long Sleeve Rashguard



If minority report did bjj  
5/13/2023 8:01:05 AM
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Half Sumo X HQ Year of the Tiger Spats



The tiger stripe culture appropriation continues, hope he gets mauled by a bengal  
5/11/2023 9:09:48 AM
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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Purple



If ninja turtles did bjj  
5/7/2023 9:32:34 AM
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Phalanx "Ares Olive" Short Sleeve Rash



If anti-virus software made bjj gear  
5/6/2023 8:36:34 AM
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Half Sumo X HQ Year of the Tiger LS Rashguard



Tiger is pissed about stripe culture appropriation   
5/2/2023 8:44:23 AM
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"Pyjama Fight Club" Hoodie by Aesthetic



Now I can look like a tech startup founder that doesn’t know how to spell  
4/30/2023 9:18:31 AM
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2-PACK Of BJJTees "Just Roll / Street Jiujitsu" T-Shirts




Where have I seen this before? Ah that’s right  
4/28/2023 12:24:40 AM
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Phalanx "King Olive" RIZR Shorts



Designed specifically for JuiJitsu but somehow also for 4 other unrelated sports  
4/26/2023 11:05:52 PM
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Meerkatsu "Manual" Rashguard



Where’s the IKEA logo?  
4/25/2023 8:18:00 AM
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Phalanx "Rush" Long Sleeve Rashguard




If Daft Punk rolled  
4/18/2023 8:46:08 AM
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Scramble Snake and Dove Tee - Black



Am I both the snake and the bird in this, and if so, am I choking my chicken?  
4/15/2023 8:10:50 AM
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Kitsune "Bloom" Compression-Lined Shorts - Navy

You’re overlooking the time and effort for curation and all the user banter, in fact you sound like a bot for amazon, get outta her bot and your chatgpt gorlfriend too!
4/24/2023 8:10:34 AM
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Tatami Model X - White

All lies lead to truth
5/14/2023 9:22:30 AM
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Tatami Model X - White

The truth is out there
5/14/2023 9:23:28 AM
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Phalanx "Rush" Long Sleeve Rashguard

More songs (cause Im an unoriginal swiper that found it funny)

1. Black belt black schmelt
2. White belts have feelings too
3. Double-tappity tap
4. When am I gettin a stripe
5. Tape those fingers
6. Shrimp it, shrimp it good
7. They see me Rollin’
8. Choke em with my gi
9. Roll reversal
10. Turtle power
7/8/2023 8:59:29 AM
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Fuji "Dark Arts" Gi - White (HQ exclusive color)

Who can argue with a half nipple upskirt
7/18/2023 5:43:33 PM
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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid) - Black

The armbar soap is good most foamy soap ive ever used and smells like bathing in the woods, my only issue is that it drys your skin which is fine except for armpits which chaffe. I supplement with a dove for that part.
8/16/2023 8:45:55 AM
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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Black

It’s a ballsack dressed as a Wendy’s employee
9/17/2023 11:58:41 PM
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