Phalanx has provided us at BJJHQ with their Glitch Spats.$37
Is this a windows 98SE screensaver or is the CTE finally getting to me?
Yes
“Let’s promise to release inverted gear then put out all of the sfuff noone buy’s”
Phalanx manufacturer: "Hey, there was a glitch on the sublimation machine and we had a whole bunch of weird spats come out." Manager: "Call them "unique" and send them to the BJJHQ guys. Their junkies will buy anything."
Kind of cool
Spats with or without shorts; which is acceptable?
You need to wear shorts over spats unless you're packing some serious heat. Otherwise nobody wants to see your dickprint
I wear spats with no shorts but im a girl so its okay
Dudes needbto be wearing shorts over their spats cause we dont wanna see your yucky dongs
Without shorts. Establish dominance.
Easier to teabag my opponent without the shorts.
I wear spats and a skirt for optimal tea bagging
Meh
Anyone else gonna buy these?
These look pretty dope.
Could be worse than splatter
Shorts! Get your deke out of me ear!
There is never any womans deals, not sure if they will Fit, but going to give it a go
There is literally every womans size and mens size on this, what are you talking about
I will forgive this, but only because you're a woman
He's a man, baby
guys dont give her a hard time, women cant read