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93brand "HOOKS V6" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue

No Flags, No Nipples, No Dongs, No BuruNyuu, No embroidered Confucious quotes. Gonna be a lot of nasty comments.

1/28/2024 11:02:07 PM

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Phalanx "Mecha Wars" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Mecha No

1/27/2024 11:01:34 PM

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Jitsy Club Arctic Camo Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Jizzy club?

11/22/2023 11:07:17 PM

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93brand Standard Issue L/S Rash Guard 2pack - Black/Smoke Grey

"L: 160-185 lbs" Don't believe it. You'll look like a lumpy, misshapen sausage. Go up at least 1 size.

11/19/2023 11:12:29 PM

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Kitsune "Barrage" Gear Bag - Brown

cool idea, cool design, cool execution but those cheap shoulder straps are a NO for me.
Sorry but pass

10/27/2023 11:03:51 PM

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Tatami "Uncover" Joggers Black

Ordered. We will see....

9/24/2023 11:23:09 AM

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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag - Navy/Black

Better than 2 crappy mystery shirts

9/22/2023 11:00:30 PM

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Tatami "Vortex" T-Shirt - Black

Lawnmower Man level graphics

9/9/2023 11:20:00 PM

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Tatami "No Pain" Tee - Black

The theme here is the word "no"

8/21/2023 11:04:21 PM

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Kitsune Hydro Rashguard

Based on past experience, you should go up 3 or 4 sizes or else expect to look like a sausage

8/18/2023 11:04:54 PM

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Rash Guardians Lion Short Sleeve

oof. I think we're gonna see this one come around again... and again

8/7/2023 11:07:43 PM

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Half Sumo "Year of the Tiger" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

meow

8/4/2023 11:03:11 PM

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Scramble "Athlete" Gi Ecru (Unbleached Special Edition)

Creamy

6/24/2023 11:24:10 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Purple

Richard Simmons would love these

5/6/2023 11:01:08 PM

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"Pyjama Fight Club" Hoodie by Aesthetic

Nyo

4/29/2023 11:08:24 PM

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Tatami Sun & Moon Longsleeve Rashguard

This is OK

4/18/2023 11:03:50 PM

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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

If this was ~$15 $5 shipping I'd prob'ly go for it

4/15/2023 11:16:32 PM

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Finishers "Reaper" Hoodie Limited Edition

Lethal

4/3/2023 11:02:25 PM

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Kitsune "Battle" 2-Layer Shorts - Green

Buy 1 pair of shorts get a 2nd pair sewn in for free

3/5/2023 11:07:36 PM

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Kitsune "Hydro" Ombre Spats

This is OK

2/17/2023 11:01:52 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Purple

nope

2/9/2023 8:45:17 AM

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Scramble "Athlete" Gi Ecru (Unbleached Special Edition)

"unbleached ecru fabric". What is ECRU?

12/20/2022 11:08:01 PM

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Scramble "Saku Soccer" Rashguard

This is OK. And I don't like soccer

12/19/2022 11:04:22 PM

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Manto "Torn" Rashguard

Man. No.

12/17/2022 11:05:35 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Rashguard 2-PACK (Black, Burgundy)

Better size up on this. I'm 165 lb, ordered large and looked like a shrink wrapped smoked ham tryin to wear this sh*t

11/29/2022 11:08:50 PM

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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

Yeah..... I dunno about this.

11/22/2022 11:01:12 PM

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Phalanx "Thrash" Spats

The "h" is not needed

11/17/2022 11:10:18 PM

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93brand Coffee Mugs Set

I like this but don't need any more coffee mugs (Alternate review: "At least it's not Manto")

11/15/2022 11:06:27 PM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

BEAST MODE 25/8

9/26/2022 11:09:29 PM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - Black

8/10 would wear

9/26/2022 8:58:59 AM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

At 5;10" and 175 lb I wear a Scramble A3 jacket and A2 pants. Let the buyer beware. Bought an A2 and jacket barely closes but pants fit great. Bought A3 jacket fits nice but pants are baggy AF. Guess I need more ass.

9/9/2022 11:14:28 PM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

at least it's not a cumrag T-shirt

8/19/2022 11:05:43 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Tie Dye Rash Guard

this rag again

8/13/2022 11:03:34 PM

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Inverted Gear "Big Panda" Backpack

$75? This better come with a BJ

8/12/2022 11:40:25 PM

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Toro "Kraken" Rash Guard

I train bro

8/7/2022 11:00:27 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Spats

Kinda like the design but size chart says
L: 32"-34"
XL: 34"-36"
Never know if stuff fits small or not (I'm looking at you 93 brand) so with a 34" waist my choices are: A. L - gangrene in my legs or B. XL - so much extra material they flap about like sails in a hurricane.
Even though there is "Premium fit and feel" I'll just sit this one out.

8/6/2022 11:12:43 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "Panther" Shorts

More struggle is needed

8/1/2022 11:05:33 PM

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Manto "Torn" Rashguard

Their creative team needs to start dropping acid or something

7/20/2022 11:07:59 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "Panther" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

They haven't been struggling enough with their designs

7/17/2022 11:00:57 PM

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Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue

nope

7/8/2022 11:00:17 PM

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Fuji "XTR Extreme" Short Sleeve Rash Guard - Black

I like her smile

7/1/2022 11:02:42 PM

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Fuji Suparaito BJJ Gi Dark Arts Edition Black

cool

6/22/2022 11:03:33 PM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

Phallus Beast Mode

6/21/2022 11:00:46 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Galaxy Rash Guard

hoo boy. this again

6/20/2022 11:07:51 PM

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Phalanx "Cinza" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

SOAP! SOAP BITCHES!! I got my soap.... [sobbing with relief as I wash my ringworm infested body]

6/16/2022 11:18:56 PM

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Tatami Repeat T-Shirt - White

oh boy

6/9/2022 11:04:34 PM

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Manto "Future" Rashguard - Black

Not sure why but I just see Karl Childers (Billy Bob Thornton's character in Slingblade) wearing this.
Pass

5/26/2022 11:05:45 PM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Phallus Beast Mode

5/23/2022 11:00:43 PM

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93brand "Butterfly" BJJ Gi - Navy

Hespect

5/21/2022 11:23:42 PM

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Toro "Tiger King Martial Arts" Rashguard

For those power bottom BJJ guys

5/20/2022 11:05:42 PM

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Tatami Control BJJ Gi - Black

Is ok

5/19/2022 11:01:47 PM

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Fuji "Jester" BJJ Gi

I got no soap but I'm laughing about it

5/14/2022 11:05:55 PM

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Inverted Gear Panda 400 BJJ Gi - White

Hope you Panda freaks are happy but I still got no soap

5/12/2022 11:08:32 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue

Still I am unwashed due to lack of soap.

5/10/2022 11:13:47 PM

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Aesthetic Neon Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Not sure about this one... If it was $20 maybe

5/7/2022 11:15:27 PM

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93brand Standard Issue BJJ Gi

Strong and white like Dolomite

5/5/2022 11:57:34 PM

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Tatami "Nova Minimo 2.0" BJJ Gi - Black

this is ok

5/2/2022 11:03:08 PM

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Scramble Tigre Rash Guard

Cool but pass

4/20/2022 11:02:56 PM

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Tatami Serpent Eco Tech Recycled Rash Guard

Needs more demons

4/18/2022 11:05:58 PM

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Fuji #7000 All Around Jiu Jitsu Gi

Ok

4/17/2022 11:02:12 PM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts

"gorgeous artwork"

4/5/2022 11:04:38 PM

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Tatami "Jiu Jitsu Sunset" T-Shirt

If it had Tatami logos on the shoulders and on the back like a tramp stamp - I'd buy it.

4/3/2022 11:01:44 PM

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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Spats

Robot

4/2/2022 11:09:13 PM

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93brand Gotham Long Sleeve Rash Guard

If sizing is anything like those short sleeve rashies if you're 130lb or above better order the 3XL

4/1/2022 11:03:35 PM

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93brand Palm / Butterfly Originals Dry Fit 2PACK

Those short sleeve rashies were small AF. Better have the physique of a wiener for them to fit

3/29/2022 11:03:01 PM

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Inverted Gear Light Grey Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Grey. Hhhmmm....

3/15/2022 11:02:06 PM

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93brand "Mechanics" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Nice

3/13/2022 11:08:39 PM

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PROGRESS "Sportif" Black/Green Shorts

Oof

3/12/2022 11:06:44 PM

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Scramble Snake and Dove Tee

Ed Hardy eat your heart out

3/10/2022 11:02:41 PM

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Aesthetic Floral Dragon Short Sleeve Rash Guard

If it had long sleeves, did not have that logo on front and was about $20 I'd go for it

3/9/2022 11:08:32 PM

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Tatami Equilibrium Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I am conflicted. Kinda like it but not for $40

3/6/2022 11:10:23 PM

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Phalanx "Interrupter" RIZR Shorts

Gives me a RISER

3/5/2022 11:01:09 PM

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93brand "Ground Karate" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Kore wa yokunai

3/2/2022 11:02:09 PM

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Inverted Gear 2023 Spats - Black

nope

3/1/2022 11:12:16 PM

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Tatami Original V2 BJJ Gi - White

Whaddya expect?

2/25/2022 11:02:45 PM

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Fuji Dark Arts Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I would buy this if it produced suds

2/24/2022 11:01:58 PM

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93brand GOTHAM Spats

Holy soap Batman. Needs more Velcro.

2/23/2022 11:01:39 PM

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Phalanx "Submission Division" HPLT Shorts

This is not soap

2/22/2022 11:00:55 PM

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93brand Natural Tea Tree Shampoo & Body Wash (2-PACK)

Where da soap?

2/21/2022 11:01:11 PM

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Fuji "Jester" BJJ Gi

just joking

2/16/2022 10:27:35 AM

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Tatami Estilo 6.0 BJJ Gi - Blue/Burgundy

Primary colors FTW

2/12/2022 11:01:48 PM

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Aesthetic Neon Short Sleeve Rash Guard

sigh

2/11/2022 11:02:46 PM

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Fuji "Dark Arts" Lightweight Shorts

Some dislike my comments so I'll no longer post "Where da soap at?"

2/10/2022 11:03:09 PM

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Tatami Katakana Spats - Navy

where da soap at?

2/9/2022 11:01:01 PM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

where da soap at?

2/9/2022 9:19:39 AM

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93brand Citizen 8.0 Shorts

where da soap at?

2/7/2022 11:03:43 PM

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Aesthetic "Kikko" BJJ Gi - White

where da soap at?

2/6/2022 11:02:03 PM

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Tatami "Super" BJJ Gi - Navy

Where da soap at?

1/27/2022 11:01:29 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

God damn it! Too late. Sold Out

1/20/2022 8:53:36 AM

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93brand IV Drip 2.0 Rash Guard

meh. don't need new rashie that bad. will pass

1/18/2022 11:14:03 PM

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Phalanx "Bridger" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

If it had MORE of an Evel Knievel vibe I'd buy it but this is just a tease

12/19/2021 11:03:45 PM

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PROGRESS "Sportif" Black/Green Shorts

THIS is progress?
I think not.

12/17/2021 9:19:18 AM

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Tatami Dia De Los Muertos Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard

Ed Hardy approves

12/12/2021 11:01:45 PM

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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Spats

katakana reads "robot"

1/8/2022 9:59:51 AM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black

I can confirm - they do not take returns

1/24/2022 10:19:22 AM

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Tatami Original V2 BJJ Gi - Black

on the front, vertically - Tatami Fightwear in katakana.

on the rear of the neck - Tatami Fightwear in kanji (at least I think so... the last 2 kanji I'm not 100% sure of)

2/5/2022 9:27:16 AM

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Tatami Katakana Spats - Navy

I think the katakana is correct.... tatami faitouia

2/10/2022 10:13:19 AM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Spats

LOL

3/17/2022 11:31:52 PM

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93brand IV Drip 2.0 Rash Guard

Agree. They be small AF

4/13/2022 9:36:15 PM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Dragon" Jiu Jitsu Gi - Unbleached Edition

Try an A2L if available

4/14/2022 10:17:56 AM

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Phalanx "Bridger" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

At least Evel was cool during his time

4/17/2022 10:29:32 AM

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Scramble Tigre Rash Guard

when they do appear you better order 3 sizes above your normal size

4/21/2022 9:37:12 AM

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Phalanx "Black Ops II" Spats

^this^

4/21/2022 11:11:57 PM

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93brand Citizen 7.0 Shorts

cumrag for those that shoot graphite

4/23/2022 11:49:23 PM

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Fuji "XTR Extreme" Short Sleeve Rash Guard - Black

"Here's the deal. I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence." - Ricky Bobby

7/1/2022 11:06:37 PM

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Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue

Nope. Buy 1 item, ship 1 item for $5. Buy another item, pay another $5 for shipping.

7/9/2022 9:41:00 AM

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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

I can't help but agree.
That this gi has no pedigree.
While Aesthetic may be trying.
In fact they are dying.
While some may think their stuff is cool.
It just leaves them open to ridicule.
(snaps fingers maniacally)

9/3/2022 11:32:28 PM

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Manto "Society" Crewneck Sweater

"Bushido"

9/14/2022 9:03:05 AM

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Tatami Vengeance Hoodie - Sand

sweatshop labor in "best cost" countries

11/22/2022 8:53:25 AM

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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

Amazon - Huge sports brand. Good fit, good price

11/23/2022 8:35:31 AM

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Scramble "Kano" Judo-Inspired BJJ Gi

The Scramble gi (A2) I bought few years back was pretty small. I had to size up to A3 for jacket to fit but sleeves are still a little short and then pants were voluminous. It's a strange fit overall for me but yeah, looks sharp.

12/7/2022 8:39:42 AM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - White

seppos.... LOL

3/31/2023 5:52:43 PM

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Phalanx "Metric" HPTX Shorts

damn rut they are

4/4/2023 11:11:08 PM

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Scramble "Athlete Pro" - OD Canvas Edition

I don't think so. And pretty sure canvas is made from cotton so this is a 100% cotton gi. I think the weaving process is different and the weave is what makes canvas canvas. It's typically considered strong and semi-waterproof so I think wearing this is gonna be like rolling in a Civil War era army tent in summer. Hot AF and you're gonna get all body trench foot. Say hello to the worm

4/13/2023 8:52:29 AM

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Aesthetic "Legacy" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

what! No velcro?!

10/24/2023 2:54:58 PM

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Kitsune Hydro Rashguard

Made the mistake of buying their rashguards before... 3 sizes too small

11/5/2023 8:30:50 AM

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93brand Standard Issue L/S Rash Guard 2pack - Black/Smoke Grey

I ordered the rash guards about year or year and half ago.... waaay too small. Maybe 93 brand mislabeled a few or fixed the undersize issue since then.
Have never tried 93 brand gi. don't know their sizing on gi.

11/20/2023 9:39:00 AM

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93brand Vintage 2.0 Hoodie

damn

11/28/2023 8:43:39 AM

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Kitsune "Dragon" Hoodie

NO. You buy it you own it

1/21/2024 10:55:53 AM

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