JimmyStoole

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93brand Gotham Long Sleeve Rash Guard



I just farted and it was DENSE LOGS. They were 3 inches in diameter and tore me up. Total prolapse. I am heading to the ER so the doc can "put my butt back."   
6/26/2022 11:25:54 PM
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Tatami Technical Training T-Shirt - Grey



Testing the waters here.... DONGS  
6/25/2022 9:31:04 AM
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Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Rash Guard



Erotic  
6/23/2022 11:09:14 PM
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Fuji Suparaito BJJ Gi Dark Arts Edition Black



I quit training years ago, but I stay here for the comments.   
6/23/2022 12:24:35 AM
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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts



Need a good ass to mouth sesh  
6/21/2022 11:06:33 PM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu Galaxy Rash Guard



Dong(ing out on the couch)   
6/20/2022 11:12:06 PM
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Aesthetic "Kikko" BJJ Gi - White (Black Lapel)



No white gis in case I get my ass period during roll time 😣  
6/19/2022 11:37:39 PM
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Kitsune BOX T-Shirt - "Red Skies"



Sniff this bag?   
6/19/2022 9:05:00 PM
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Kitsune BOX T-Shirt - "Red Skies"



Poop  
6/19/2022 2:34:01 AM
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Phalanx "Cinza" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



I'm upset that my bag hangs as low as it does 😞  
6/16/2022 11:54:14 PM
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Tatami "Control" BJJ Gi - White



Does anyone here like me?   
6/16/2022 7:17:39 PM
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FUJI Fighting Spirit Shorts - Black/Green



I farted and blew my entire asshole apart 😩  
6/15/2022 11:32:32 AM
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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Hoodie



Do you even train, brah?   
6/13/2022 11:26:23 PM
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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK



HARD PASS   
6/12/2022 11:46:14 PM
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93brand "100 kg V4" BJJ Gi - White



No white gis, don't need the entire gym to know when I'm having my ass period.   
6/12/2022 2:03:32 AM
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Manto "Just Be Nice" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



Bruins jersey?   
6/10/2022 11:09:38 PM
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Tatami Repeat T-Shirt - White



I farted and it was quite pleasant!   
6/10/2022 3:07:23 AM
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Phalanx "Insignia" Spats



I farted and now I'm sitting a little higher in this chair.   
6/9/2022 1:30:59 AM
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Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi



I farted and it smelled so bad my wife left me for good.   
6/7/2022 11:30:03 PM
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Scramble Base Shorts - Tiger Camo



I farted and it was half liquid.   
6/5/2022 12:22:19 AM
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Tatami "Uncover" BJJ Gi - Black



I farted during a beej. INTENTIONALLY.   
6/3/2022 11:58:45 PM
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Manto "Jungle" Rashguard



I farted and stained the other person's gi during a roll.   
6/2/2022 8:37:05 AM
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Phalanx "Giallo" RIZR Shorts



I farted and there were DENSE LOGS   
6/1/2022 9:18:59 AM
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93brand "Ground Karate" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



I farted and there were flakes 😪  
5/30/2022 11:14:53 PM
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Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



DONGS

#iwantinonthistoo  
5/24/2022 12:07:16 AM
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93brand "Butterfly" BJJ Gi - Navy



I farted and there was SPRAY.   
5/22/2022 2:37:30 AM
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Toro "Tiger King Martial Arts" Rashguard



How do I get my bag sniffed?   
5/21/2022 12:55:32 AM
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Tatami Control BJJ Gi - Black



I'm gay. I hope you all don't mind me coming out right here, right now.   
5/20/2022 2:18:40 PM
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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" HPLT Shorts



I would purchase, but these won't fit over my humungous penis   
5/17/2022 8:44:29 AM
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Fuji "Jester" BJJ Gi



No white gis for me. Not after that knee on belly incident where I popped a hemmorhoid and bled all over the gym.   
5/15/2022 12:36:48 AM
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Phalanx "State" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



I farted and it was SOLID LOGS.   
5/11/2022 11:55:58 PM
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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue



I farted and it came out in dense log form. Don't judge.   
5/11/2022 1:06:14 AM
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93brand Citizen 8.0 Shorts



I'm pushing out some fat hemlock and here to read the comments.   
5/10/2022 4:05:37 PM
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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow



Dropped a fat flaky snake this a.m. Tannish brown, made the toilet water a bit hazy.   
5/1/2022 10:21:14 AM
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Manto "Pressure" T-Shirt



I shit better with an audience   
4/30/2022 2:57:14 PM
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Tatami Azure Dragon Long Sleeve Rash Guard



Lost sight of my butthole   
4/28/2022 10:09:29 PM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu Tie Dye Rash Guard



I am shitting and here to read the comments. Not disappointed!   
4/26/2022 2:34:30 PM
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Fuji #7000 All Around Jiu Jitsu Gi



Never a white gi. Not after that knee on belly diarrhea incident, no thank you.   
4/17/2022 11:25:32 PM
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Phalanx "Bridger" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



I farted and now I'm sitting a little higher in this chair. Shit, perhaps?   
4/17/2022 3:51:51 PM
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Fuji Fighting Spirit Long Sleeve Rash Guard - Black/Green



I am actively leaking diarrhea  
4/10/2022 6:05:46 PM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono



Nice karate gi  
4/9/2022 9:08:58 PM
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Tatami "Jiu Jitsu Sunset" T-Shirt



Waiting for the dongs guy to show   
4/3/2022 11:21:12 PM
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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Spats



Pushing out some dense hemlock as we speak 😩  
4/3/2022 12:21:08 AM
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93brand Palm / Butterfly Originals Dry Fit 2PACK



Couldn't pay me to wear this dog shit. Do better!   
3/30/2022 6:56:05 PM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu Galaxy Rash Guard



Speckled semen. Hard fucken pass.   
3/26/2022 11:41:53 PM
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Inverted Gear RollTop Backpack



Looks like a cheap piece of shit. Just like my life.   
3/26/2022 7:54:37 PM
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Inverted Gear 'Panda 400' BJJ Gi - Unbleached



My pi pi won't fit in those gi pants  
3/20/2022 12:14:33 AM
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Nine Lives "Leg Lock Club" Rash Guard



I farted and it was mostly shit   
3/19/2022 6:35:02 PM
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93brand "Mechanics" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



Watch me take a shit?   
3/14/2022 5:39:03 PM
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Scramble Snake and Dove Tee



I farted and it was moist!   
3/10/2022 11:24:43 PM
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93brand "Ground Karate" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



I lift my leg and fart on your Mom  
3/3/2022 10:44:52 PM
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Tatami Original V2 BJJ Gi - White



I farted and shit my damn pants 😪  
2/26/2022 12:59:03 AM
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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts



I pooped straight mud this morning   
2/14/2022 7:17:16 AM
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Fuji "Dark Arts" Lightweight Shorts



I farted and it was entirely diarhhea   
2/11/2022 5:56:13 PM
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93brand Fleeced Joggers 2.0



I farted and it was 75 percent shit.   
1/31/2022 10:09:52 PM
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Kitsune "Twin Dragon" Hoodie - Maroon Heather



Total Dog Poo  
1/27/2022 12:21:17 AM
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Venum Koi Spats

It is 5
11/12/2016 1:51:43 AM
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Tatami Original V2 BJJ Gi - Gunmetal

Last white gi I wore during a roll, popped a hemmorhoid that bled through and all over the fucken dojo. Never again.
3/23/2022 9:01:18 AM
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Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Rash Guard

Check your tone and sit down, son.
3/29/2022 7:26:52 PM
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93brand Gotham Long Sleeve Rash Guard

You're the only dude who makes any sense here
4/2/2022 1:12:07 AM
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93brand Gotham Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Watch me poop or GO AWAY
4/2/2022 1:10:29 AM
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Scramble Tigre Rash Guard

NOT SAD
4/21/2022 6:39:14 PM
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Phalanx "Black Ops II" Spats

????THIS????
4/22/2022 7:46:12 PM
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Tatami "Uncover" BJJ Gi - Black

Shit came out!
6/4/2022 12:06:34 AM
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Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Rash Guard

Those who disliked my comment can eat the turds out of my ass.
6/24/2022 12:01:31 AM
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Tatami Technical Training T-Shirt - Grey

You're not the guy, stop trying to be.
6/25/2022 9:46:27 PM
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93brand Gotham Long Sleeve Rash Guard

This wasn't a poop PSA, it was more about the innards that were hanging out of me. I'm not even sure how I'm supposed to wipe now, if I'm being honest.
6/27/2022 7:35:13 PM
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