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Kitsune "Bloom" Compression-Lined Shorts - Navy



I am shitting something fierce...  
1/31/2023 7:23:00 AM
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Phalanx "Grey Worlds" HPTX Shorts



I am shitting and giving my asshole a good stretch while reading these comments. Cheers 🍻   
1/17/2023 4:50:25 PM
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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts



I officially don't wipe my ass anymore 😒   
1/12/2023 6:09:57 AM
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Phalanx "Arctic Black Ops" Rashguard



I officially don't wipe my ass anymore 😒   
1/11/2023 9:51:32 PM
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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard



I am so hard right now....  
1/1/2023 11:58:05 PM
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Tatami Azure Dragon Rashguard



First dump of the new year...Fucken stinks!  
1/1/2023 11:29:08 AM
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Phalanx "Snow" Rashguard



I straight up soil myself occasionally during rolls. I'll never get shit stains out of this garment.   
12/29/2022 9:04:06 AM
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Scramble "Athlete" Gi Ecru (Unbleached Special Edition)



buru nyuu  
12/21/2022 6:58:44 AM
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Scramble "Athlete" Gi Ecru (Unbleached Special Edition)



Color of my semen   
12/21/2022 6:57:30 AM
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Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi



Never again with these white gis. Not after the incident where i had my butt period during class. Black gis only for this guy!  
12/19/2022 1:01:32 PM
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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi



I don’t wear underwear under my gi. Helps me to gain a better sense of direction during my rolls.  
12/15/2022 11:10:19 PM
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93brand "Art of War" Spats



I am all friggin helmet and no shaft!  
12/15/2022 4:54:33 PM
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Inverted Gear's "Panda 400" Gi



Ok so maybe we won't bitch about this offering from the BJJHQ folks.   
12/11/2022 11:43:53 PM
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Phalanx "Insignia" Spats



When I check the comments, I:

1. Add a "dislike" to that anus buru nyuuu.
2. Review the dongs callouts.
3. Notice all the bitching, regardless of the product being sold.
4. Tell you about my latest flatulence, or shit.  
12/10/2022 11:30:43 PM
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Scramble "Standard Issue" Gi



Anyone here ever had a fart that made you wanna do some cooking?   
12/8/2022 11:32:02 PM
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Phalanx "Arc Reactor" Rashguard



Tugging on my phalanx feverishly while reading these comments   
12/8/2022 7:02:08 AM
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Phalanx "Core" Rashguard



Someone "accidentally" checked my oil during a roll yesterday. Gotta admit, not too shabby!   
12/5/2022 12:13:00 AM
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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Rashguard



My philosophy towards wiping: If it ain't bleeding, it ain't effing clean :-[  
12/3/2022 11:03:42 PM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono



I'm not gonna lie. Todays dump tore my ass in five places. There is so much damage back there that I suspect I'll need to be hooked to a colostomy bag so I can heal up. I'm also not gonna pretend that a colostomy bag isn't gonna be super convenient! No more pulling over to poo during a long drive (-;  
12/3/2022 12:47:33 PM
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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard



I wish they made a gi that would accommodate my ENLARGED ORGAN.  
12/1/2022 11:37:55 PM
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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi



It is 1146pm and i am pressing out a girthy oak tree bub!  
11/30/2022 11:47:43 PM
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93brand Standard Issue Rashguard 2-PACK (Black, Burgundy)



I am birthing a girthy snake RIGHT FUCKING NOW.  
11/30/2022 5:53:21 PM
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Tatami ArmourTech Dry Fit T-Shirt



I eat pussy with nose plugs!  
11/25/2022 8:01:01 PM
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Phalanx "Speed" Rash Guard



Im here sitting on the throne post thanksgiving dinner wearing out my love muscle, waiting for ROLLING DEALS.  
11/24/2022 7:21:11 PM
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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi



I farted and there were chunks   
11/23/2022 2:32:10 PM
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Tatami Vengeance Hoodie - Sand



I just had a fartgasm!  
11/21/2022 11:06:35 PM
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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard



Scramfucious is dongs guy. Out yourself, Pal.  
11/20/2022 11:03:12 PM
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Fuji All Around Gi - Dark Navy



I shit better in front of an audience of people clapping.  
11/19/2022 11:23:51 PM
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Aesthetic Tie Dye Rashguard



I see all my lost and forgotten children in this shirt.  
11/17/2022 6:04:06 AM
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Tatami Navy & Maroon Bobble Hat



Everyone here is a closet gay.  
11/10/2022 9:29:48 PM
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Toro "Kraken" Shorts



I'm gay! I just fucking came out.   
11/9/2022 2:50:27 PM
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Scramble Nostromo Long Sleeve Rashguard



I need a good leg in the ass.  
11/5/2022 12:08:41 AM
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Manto "Torn" Shorts



Pushing out a few honest snakes and reading your fucking comments.  
11/3/2022 2:33:48 PM
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Toro "Kraken" Rash Guard



So much for no nut November. :''(  
11/2/2022 8:44:45 PM
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Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard



Anyone here gay?  
10/31/2022 5:01:58 PM
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Tatami Kimuras T-Shirt - Royal Blue



Pay attention to my dink  
10/30/2022 9:42:06 PM
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Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



People laugh hysterically at the sight of my genitalia.   
10/25/2022 4:41:03 AM
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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Spats



My neighbor caught me eating poop directly out of his dogs ass.  
10/24/2022 3:24:41 PM
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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



Scram go back to dongs   
10/22/2022 9:23:51 PM
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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey



Scramfucious is dongs  
10/19/2022 11:00:35 PM
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Phalanx "Sharp" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



Scram is dongs   
10/19/2022 7:22:01 PM
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Phalanx "Sharp" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



Dongs  
10/19/2022 7:21:30 PM
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Fuji Comp Convertible Backpack Duffle



Sniff this bag?  
10/17/2022 11:03:03 PM
1 Comment
Scramble Peace and Violence Spats



Can i get an honorable mention for this dink?  
10/17/2022 7:04:11 PM
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Tatami Combat Club Hoodie - Black



Is it possible dongs committed suicide?   
10/14/2022 8:12:59 PM
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Phalanx Black Ops Arctic HPTX Shorts



These will hide my dick and balls   
10/13/2022 9:11:29 AM
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Phalanx "State" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



I have this weird fetish where I want people to crap in MY PANTS while I'M still wearing them.  
10/9/2022 12:34:50 AM
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93brand "Art of War" Spats



I would buy this but i dont need ppl seeing my dick   
10/6/2022 9:23:42 PM
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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts



Scramfucious is dongs, FYI   
10/3/2022 5:40:03 PM
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93brand IV Drip Rashguard



Dongs guy was a bot, why you guys still speaking about this?  
9/30/2022 11:50:37 PM
1 Comment
Tatami Success Zip Hoodie - Black



I tug publicly and VIOLENTLY.  
9/28/2022 11:30:54 PM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono



Whenever I wipe, I have to wipe again 20 minutes later. Just to check. Can't be running around town with a greasy dirty butthole.  
9/27/2022 11:21:05 PM
1 Comment
Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts



I'm gay! I just found out.   
9/27/2022 12:12:58 AM
3 Comments
Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - Black



Nice soft easy stoole today :)  
9/26/2022 10:01:08 AM
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93brand "Bad Grapplers Club" Long Sleeve Rash Guard - Black



I have a loose butthole today.   
9/25/2022 11:16:54 AM
1 Comment
Scramble "Kano" Judo-Inspired BJJ Gi



Rabbit pebbles today :(  
9/23/2022 11:32:37 PM
1 Comment
Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts



Little rabbit pebbles today :(  
9/23/2022 5:28:34 PM
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Phalanx "Interrupter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



I am pressing out a solid red oak tree as we speak. I have to honest and say that it feels really nice!   
9/22/2022 3:40:56 PM
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93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition



I lost my virginity to MY OWN ASS!  
9/20/2022 12:08:52 AM
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Inverted Gear Canvas Panda Gi - White



I farted at a family party today, and SHIT my FUCKING PANTS. Thank god it was my wifes family, because i could give 2 shits what they think.  
9/18/2022 11:02:23 PM
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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black



When I tried my first bar of armbar soap, I went at my ass pretty hard with it. So bad the whole bar slipped into my ass. I never saw that bar again but I often think about the one that got away........  
9/16/2022 11:36:38 PM
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Tatami "Control" BJJ Gi - White



I farted and left some remnants in my undies.  
9/15/2022 2:57:41 PM
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Manto "Society" Crewneck Sweater



I birthed a red oak tree and it tore me up for good!   
9/14/2022 7:03:15 AM
1 Comment
Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi



Anyone wanna peek this bag? LMK  
9/13/2022 4:49:24 PM
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Tatami "Takedown Tiger" Shorts



If you are reading this, your mother's pussy fucking stinks!  
9/11/2022 12:44:17 AM
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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Rashguard



I greased myself during a knee on belly incident today. Finished the roll with a knee bar/ass-to-mouth for the tap!  
9/8/2022 11:01:18 PM
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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Black



Anyone here ever shart during a roll? What did you do in that situation? Asking for a buddy.  
9/8/2022 6:50:52 AM
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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard



Just here to read the comments whilst shitting.  
9/7/2022 10:52:58 AM
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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard



I shit better with an audience.  
9/6/2022 11:01:37 PM
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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard



Dongs  
9/6/2022 11:00:21 PM
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93brand "100 kg V4" BJJ Gi - White



Dongs  
9/5/2022 11:00:18 PM
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Phalanx "Dimension" HPLT Shorts



Dongs  
9/5/2022 10:59:59 PM
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Phalanx "Dimension" HPLT Shorts



Dongs is gone. I am happy.  
9/5/2022 7:10:08 AM
1 Comment
Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi



Any volunteers to slug me square in the cock?  
9/4/2022 11:49:22 AM
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93brand "Console" Tee



Pooed me poor trousers!  
9/3/2022 8:54:30 AM
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Tatami "Uncover" BJJ Gi - Black



I farted and completely crapped my fucking self..  
8/31/2022 7:10:39 AM
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Tatami Original Grey Camo Hat



I am pushing out raw sewage this very moment 🤢  
8/26/2022 11:32:55 PM
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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Short Sleeve Rash Guard



I am taking a shit RIGHT NOW.  
8/25/2022 8:55:47 AM
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Phalanx "Lionheart" HPTX Shorts



I pull my pants all the way down at the urinal. IRDG2S.  
8/24/2022 12:58:09 AM
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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi



I diarhheaed myself once during class. Last time I ever wore a white gi.  
8/20/2022 12:18:05 AM
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Scramble Nostromo Long Sleeve Rashguard



I have blasted my underwear apart with this latest "Shitfart".  
8/17/2022 9:20:04 AM
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Tatami Control BJJ Gi - Black



Dongs dude is a bot and you are ALL fools for believing he is a real person. I said what I said!  
8/15/2022 11:41:41 PM
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Manto "Torn" Shorts



Nice... Velcro  
8/9/2022 11:00:37 PM
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Fuji All Around Gi - Dark Navy



I farted during my massage. I was face down and she was leaning down working my glutes. We were basically ass-to-mouth when I bluuurrped. She threw up and ran out of the room. Play stupid games...   
8/9/2022 12:04:11 AM
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Toro "Kraken" Rash Guard



This one screams directly into my ass!   
8/8/2022 12:11:24 AM
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Tatami "Master" T-Shirt



I'm concerned that dongs isn't here, despite all the crap I give the dude   
8/5/2022 11:03:59 PM
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Tatami "Master" T-Shirt



I farted and now I'm getting a divorce.   
8/5/2022 11:03:00 PM
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Scramble Combination Shorts - Green/Woodland Camo



Went to the ocean today. Picked up a sea sponge. Broke apart in my hand, I then realized it was POOOOO!  
8/4/2022 11:00:50 PM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu "Panther" Shorts



I'm gonna level with you all. I'm camping with my family this week. The most fun I've had is roasting ppl whilst they're shitting. I sit behind the outhouse and make gagging noises as they poo.   
8/1/2022 11:22:36 PM
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Scramble Kneeon Long Sleeve Rash Guard



My family is camping this week. When I used the outhouse to poop, I stripped naked (as I always do). Problem is I forgot to put my clothes back on. Walked all the way back to the camp site in the nude, then realized. Several people caught a glimpse of this lazy cold dink as I passed by them. That explains all the angry looks though.   
7/31/2022 11:23:30 PM
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Tatami "Super" BJJ Gi - Navy



I have the barking farts tonight   
7/31/2022 12:04:17 AM
1 Comment
Phalanx "Rush" HPTX Shorts



I can't and won't deny who I am.   
7/29/2022 11:00:25 PM
1 Comment
Inverted Gear Lucky Panda Ranked Rash Guard



I can't and won't deny who I am.   
7/29/2022 11:00:01 PM
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Inverted Gear Lucky Panda Ranked Rash Guard



Semen  
7/28/2022 11:08:43 PM
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Manto Elipses Shorts - Black



Semen   
7/27/2022 11:50:19 PM
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Half Sumo Kensei Dogi - White



T-U-N-I-T your man done messed up...   
7/26/2022 11:17:58 PM
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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats



Dongs is not a real person. It is a bjjhq bot to stir up engagement. I cannot compete with that.   
7/25/2022 11:09:12 PM
1 Comment
Progress Jiu Jitsu Hybrid Shorts



Could dude post anything besides dongs, or naw?   
7/25/2022 12:28:28 AM
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Phalanx "Ares" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



Move onto something new dongs guy. It is so GD old.   
7/23/2022 11:38:26 PM
1 Comment
Tatami Standard Charcoal T-Shirt



The dongs guy really needs to go. It is beyond old.   
7/22/2022 11:04:13 PM
1 Comment
Scramble Kneeon Shorts



1. Shit on the floor
2. Call maintenance
3. Watch other people clean up your poo   
7/20/2022 10:34:24 PM
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Phalanx "Black Ops II" Spats



I have these. I feel like my penis and testicle are on full display when I wear them, due to the form fitting nature of the garment. Very nice though   
7/19/2022 1:47:11 PM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu "Panther" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



This will be my final post here. I know I'm not exactly a fan favorite, and there's no need to announce your departure generally speaking, but here we are. So long, and happy jitz to you all!   
7/17/2022 11:03:57 PM
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Scramble Heartbreak Tee



I farted and there was juice  
7/16/2022 12:49:31 AM
0 Comments
Manto "Miami" Grappling Spats



I may order these. I hope my classmates are prepared to see a perfect outline of my penis.   
7/14/2022 11:45:14 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Takedown Tiger Rash Guard



I shit better with a full audience, cheering   
7/13/2022 11:00:08 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Shatter" HPTX Shorts



I farted and it was goddamn poop   
7/12/2022 2:31:18 PM
0 Comments
Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - White



No white gis. I often soil myself when I fall victim to knee on belly.   
7/10/2022 11:31:14 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Combat Club Long Sleeve Rash Guard



I have no friggin money left  
7/9/2022 11:01:15 PM
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Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue



I'm gay! I just found out.   
7/9/2022 6:02:28 PM
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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Military Green



Every single person here is an attention seeking whore. I suppose this also includes me.   
7/7/2022 11:05:09 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Happy Thoughts" Tee



I always shit angry.   
7/7/2022 8:13:49 AM
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Manto "Future" Shorts - Yellow



Pushing out some suuuper dense hemlock while reading these comments. Proud dad here 😍  
7/6/2022 3:16:17 AM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono



I quit training years ago. I'm just here for the comments.   
7/4/2022 11:00:10 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Shatter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



I went on a first date tonight and completely soiled myself. ON PURPOSE.   
7/3/2022 11:22:37 PM
1 Comment
93brand Tea Tree Oil Shampoo 2-PACK



I've used this, great product. Makes a nice fro out of my ball hair, which is super pleasant!   
7/2/2022 11:20:26 PM
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Fuji "XTR Extreme" Short Sleeve Rash Guard - Black



I farted and there was SPRAY.   
7/2/2022 12:38:23 AM
0 Comments
Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts



I farted and it was mostly shit.   
7/1/2022 1:25:37 AM
0 Comments
Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - White



Dropping the fattest snake while reading these comments 😍  
6/30/2022 11:49:13 AM
0 Comments
93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition



Pass... I don't need to be putting my entire penis and ball arrangement on display. People would know every detail about that region (every vein, every hair), if I were to wear these.   
6/29/2022 9:20:34 AM
1 Comment
Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts



Siskel and Ebert give this one two thumbs up (my ass, penis in yours).   
6/27/2022 11:43:04 PM
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93brand Gotham Long Sleeve Rash Guard



I just farted and it was DENSE LOGS. They were 3 inches in diameter and tore me up. Total prolapse. I am heading to the ER so the doc can "put my butt back."   
6/26/2022 11:25:54 PM
1 Comment
Tatami Technical Training T-Shirt - Grey



Testing the waters here.... DONGS  
6/25/2022 9:31:04 AM
0 Comments
Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Rash Guard



Erotic  
6/23/2022 11:09:14 PM
1 Comment
Fuji Suparaito BJJ Gi Dark Arts Edition Black



I quit training years ago, but I stay here for the comments.   
6/23/2022 12:24:35 AM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts



Need a good ass to mouth sesh  
6/21/2022 11:06:33 PM
0 Comments
Progress Jiu Jitsu Galaxy Rash Guard



Dong(ing out on the couch)   
6/20/2022 11:12:06 PM
0 Comments
Aesthetic "Kikko" BJJ Gi - White (Black Lapel)



No white gis in case I get my ass period during roll time 😣  
6/19/2022 11:37:39 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune BOX T-Shirt - "Red Skies"



Sniff this bag?   
6/19/2022 9:05:00 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune BOX T-Shirt - "Red Skies"



Poop  
6/19/2022 2:34:01 AM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Cinza" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



I'm upset that my bag hangs as low as it does 😞  
6/16/2022 11:54:14 PM
0 Comments
Tatami "Control" BJJ Gi - White



Does anyone here like me?   
6/16/2022 7:17:39 PM
0 Comments
FUJI Fighting Spirit Shorts - Black/Green



I farted and blew my entire asshole apart 😩  
6/15/2022 11:32:32 AM
0 Comments
HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Hoodie



Do you even train, brah?   
6/13/2022 11:26:23 PM
0 Comments
Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK



HARD PASS   
6/12/2022 11:46:14 PM
0 Comments
93brand "100 kg V4" BJJ Gi - White



No white gis, don't need the entire gym to know when I'm having my ass period.   
6/12/2022 2:03:32 AM
0 Comments
Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard



Bruins jersey?   
6/10/2022 11:09:38 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Repeat T-Shirt - White



I farted and it was quite pleasant!   
6/10/2022 3:07:23 AM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Insignia" Spats



I farted and now I'm sitting a little higher in this chair.   
6/9/2022 1:30:59 AM
0 Comments
Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi



I farted and it smelled so bad my wife left me for good.   
6/7/2022 11:30:03 PM
0 Comments
Scramble Base Shorts - Tiger Camo



I farted and it was half liquid.   
6/5/2022 12:22:19 AM
0 Comments
Tatami "Uncover" BJJ Gi - Black



I farted during a beej. INTENTIONALLY.   
6/3/2022 11:58:45 PM
1 Comment
Manto "Jungle" Rashguard



I farted and stained the other person's gi during a roll.   
6/2/2022 8:37:05 AM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Giallo" RIZR Shorts



I farted and there were DENSE LOGS   
6/1/2022 9:18:59 AM
0 Comments
93brand "Ground Karate" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



I farted and there were flakes 😪  
5/30/2022 11:14:53 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



DONGS

#iwantinonthistoo  
5/24/2022 12:07:16 AM
0 Comments
93brand "Butterfly" BJJ Gi - Navy



I farted and there was SPRAY.   
5/22/2022 2:37:30 AM
0 Comments
Toro "Tiger King Martial Arts" Rashguard



How do I get my bag sniffed?   
5/21/2022 12:55:32 AM
0 Comments
Tatami Control BJJ Gi - Black



I'm gay. I hope you all don't mind me coming out right here, right now.   
5/20/2022 2:18:40 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Lightning Camo" HPLT Shorts



I would purchase, but these won't fit over my humungous penis   
5/17/2022 8:44:29 AM
0 Comments
Fuji "Jester" BJJ Gi



No white gis for me. Not after that knee on belly incident where I popped a hemmorhoid and bled all over the gym.   
5/15/2022 12:36:48 AM
0 Comments
Phalanx "State" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



I farted and it was SOLID LOGS.   
5/11/2022 11:55:58 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue



I farted and it came out in dense log form. Don't judge.   
5/11/2022 1:06:14 AM
0 Comments
93brand Citizen 8.0 Shorts



I'm pushing out some fat hemlock and here to read the comments.   
5/10/2022 4:05:37 PM
0 Comments
Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow



Dropped a fat flaky snake this a.m. Tannish brown, made the toilet water a bit hazy.   
5/1/2022 10:21:14 AM
0 Comments
Manto "Pressure" T-Shirt



I shit better with an audience   
4/30/2022 2:57:14 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Azure Dragon Rashguard



Lost sight of my butthole   
4/28/2022 10:09:29 PM
0 Comments
Progress Jiu Jitsu Tie Dye Rash Guard



I am shitting and here to read the comments. Not disappointed!   
4/26/2022 2:34:30 PM
0 Comments
Fuji #7000 All Around Jiu Jitsu Gi



Never a white gi. Not after that knee on belly diarrhea incident, no thank you.   
4/17/2022 11:25:32 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Bridger" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



I farted and now I'm sitting a little higher in this chair. Shit, perhaps?   
4/17/2022 3:51:51 PM
0 Comments
Fuji Fighting Spirit Long Sleeve Rash Guard - Black/Green



I am actively leaking diarrhea  
4/10/2022 6:05:46 PM
0 Comments
Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono



Nice karate gi  
4/9/2022 9:08:58 PM
0 Comments
Tatami "Jiu Jitsu Sunset" T-Shirt



Waiting for the dongs guy to show   
4/3/2022 11:21:12 PM
0 Comments
Half Sumo "Kaiju" Spats



Pushing out some dense hemlock as we speak 😩  
4/3/2022 12:21:08 AM
0 Comments
93brand Palm / Butterfly Originals Dry Fit 2PACK



Couldn't pay me to wear this dog shit. Do better!   
3/30/2022 6:56:05 PM
0 Comments
Progress Jiu Jitsu Galaxy Rash Guard



Speckled semen. Hard fucken pass.   
3/26/2022 11:41:53 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear RollTop Backpack



Looks like a cheap piece of shit. Just like my life.   
3/26/2022 7:54:37 PM
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Inverted Gear 'Panda 400' BJJ Gi - Unbleached



My pi pi won't fit in those gi pants  
3/20/2022 12:14:33 AM
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Nine Lives "Leg Lock Club" Rash Guard



I farted and it was mostly shit   
3/19/2022 6:35:02 PM
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93brand "Mechanics" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



Watch me take a shit?   
3/14/2022 5:39:03 PM
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Scramble Snake and Dove Tee



I farted and it was moist!   
3/10/2022 11:24:43 PM
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93brand "Ground Karate" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



I lift my leg and fart on your Mom  
3/3/2022 10:44:52 PM
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Tatami Original V2 BJJ Gi - White



I farted and shit my damn pants 😪  
2/26/2022 12:59:03 AM
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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts



I pooped straight mud this morning   
2/14/2022 7:17:16 AM
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Fuji "Dark Arts" Lightweight Shorts



I farted and it was entirely diarhhea   
2/11/2022 5:56:13 PM
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93brand Fleeced Joggers 2.0



I farted and it was 75 percent shit.   
1/31/2022 10:09:52 PM
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Kitsune "Twin Dragon" Hoodie - Maroon Heather



Total Dog Poo  
1/27/2022 12:21:17 AM
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Comment on:
Venum Koi Spats

It is 5
11/12/2016 1:51:43 AM
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Tatami Original V2 BJJ Gi - Gunmetal

Last white gi I wore during a roll, popped a hemmorhoid that bled through and all over the fucken dojo. Never again.
3/23/2022 9:01:18 AM
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Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Rash Guard

Check your tone and sit down, son.
3/29/2022 7:26:52 PM
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93brand Gotham Long Sleeve Rash Guard

You're the only dude who makes any sense here
4/2/2022 1:12:07 AM
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93brand Gotham Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Watch me poop or GO AWAY
4/2/2022 1:10:29 AM
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Scramble Tigre Rash Guard

NOT SAD
4/21/2022 6:39:14 PM
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Phalanx "Black Ops II" Spats

????THIS????
4/22/2022 7:46:12 PM
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Tatami "Uncover" BJJ Gi - Black

Shit came out!
6/4/2022 12:06:34 AM
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Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Rash Guard

Those who disliked my comment can eat the turds out of my ass.
6/24/2022 12:01:31 AM
Comment on:
Tatami Technical Training T-Shirt - Grey

You're not the guy, stop trying to be.
6/25/2022 9:46:27 PM
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93brand Gotham Long Sleeve Rash Guard

This wasn't a poop PSA, it was more about the innards that were hanging out of me. I'm not even sure how I'm supposed to wipe now, if I'm being honest.
6/27/2022 7:35:13 PM
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93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition

Buddy it's time to try something different. Maybe a new word?
6/29/2022 2:47:54 PM
Comment on:
93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition

That would be an easy solution, great idea!
6/29/2022 11:58:06 AM
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Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts

I'm packing just 2.3 inches myself, NGFL!
7/1/2022 1:37:06 PM
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Phalanx "Shatter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Dark brown bud. Little bit of oats in there ????
7/3/2022 11:40:39 PM
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Manto "Future" Shorts - Yellow

@the best: dude is literally just saying dongs. Take a seat ??
7/6/2022 3:18:28 AM
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Manto "Future" Shorts - Yellow

Mangina?
7/6/2022 8:01:10 AM
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Manto "Future" Shorts - Yellow

Beautiful!
7/6/2022 3:12:58 AM
Comment on:
Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow

Go to hell
7/22/2022 10:12:01 PM
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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow

Sniff this bag?
7/22/2022 10:11:32 PM
Comment on:
Tatami Standard Charcoal T-Shirt

You know I'm right
7/22/2022 11:07:24 PM
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Phalanx "Ares" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Taking a shit and reading these comments in amusement.
7/24/2022 1:11:55 PM
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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

I happen to know that you don't really feel that way, but that's OK.
7/26/2022 11:09:25 AM
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Phalanx "Rush" HPTX Shorts

Naw bud. Thought I was gonna press some dense hemlock, best I could do was sit and fart up a storm. I'm really sorry to report that.
7/29/2022 11:14:04 PM
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Phalanx "Rush" HPTX Shorts

You're growing on me.
7/29/2022 11:14:40 PM
Comment on:
Tatami "Super" BJJ Gi - Navy

Tight work my man!
7/31/2022 6:24:04 AM
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Scramble Combination Shorts - Green/Woodland Camo

For the record, it was my pointing out the likelihood that the dongs turd is a bot on behalf of the admin of BJJHQ to stir up engagement, and drive sales, that drove said dongs dude to go off the deep end like he did
8/5/2022 3:09:11 PM
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Tatami "Master" T-Shirt

Absolutely NOT
8/5/2022 11:04:48 PM
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Manto "Torn" Shorts

You're late
8/9/2022 11:16:42 PM
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Aesthetic "The Black" BJJ Gi

GO AWAY
8/10/2022 11:47:51 PM
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Phalanx "Metric" Short Sleeve Rash Guard - Black/Red

LEAVE PERMANENTLY!
8/11/2022 11:23:57 PM
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Inverted Gear "Big Panda" Backpack

SCREW YOU
8/13/2022 12:59:27 AM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu Tie Dye Rash Guard

STOP BEING
8/13/2022 11:30:49 PM
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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Shorts

CEASE AND DESIST.
8/14/2022 11:22:09 PM
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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Blue

It is so stupid that you do this. But at the end of the day, this is a part of the plan.....I see you.
8/18/2022 12:18:32 AM
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Phalanx "Distorsion" Rashguard

Why. U need to wash your vagina?
8/19/2022 3:54:25 PM
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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Ridiculous comment. GFY
8/20/2022 12:18:42 AM
Comment on:
Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

Imposter
8/22/2022 12:10:49 AM
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Manto "Future" Rashguard - Black

F YOU
8/23/2022 1:57:33 AM
Comment on:
Manto "Future" Rashguard - Black

You're gay for him, and it's OK.
8/23/2022 1:57:04 AM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Lionheart" HPTX Shorts

You're not the guy
8/24/2022 12:56:46 AM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Lionheart" HPTX Shorts

I will not confirm nor deny
8/24/2022 4:03:57 PM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Lionheart" HPTX Shorts

VAGINAS
8/24/2022 12:55:44 AM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Lionheart" HPTX Shorts

Mine is 4.7 inches, Mr. Nosey.
8/24/2022 12:56:22 AM
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Inverted Gear Canvas Panda BJJ Gi - Black

You've proven you will post other things besides dongs. So change the name! #changethename
8/26/2022 7:12:31 PM
Comment on:
Tatami Original Grey Camo Hat

Change your name. You are a total phony and proved that you don't only say dongs...you said "help" that one time and also said "not dongs". You will never recover from that!
8/26/2022 11:31:37 PM
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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - Navy

Fuck you
8/28/2022 2:04:30 AM
Comment on:
Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - Navy

Fuck you.
8/28/2022 2:06:12 AM
Comment on:
Inverted Gear Bamboo BJJ Gi - White

You are better than the dongs guy
9/2/2022 4:59:33 PM
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Phalanx "Dimension" HPLT Shorts

My balloon knot is turnt inside out, TY for asking.
9/5/2022 10:23:56 PM
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93brand "100 kg V4" BJJ Gi - White

Your penis is small!
9/5/2022 11:01:32 PM
Comment on:
93brand "100 kg V4" BJJ Gi - White

Or my ass.
9/5/2022 11:06:19 PM
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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

TUNIT whatup!
9/7/2022 12:25:52 AM
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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

You gay bud?
9/13/2022 8:57:01 PM
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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Respect!
9/13/2022 4:48:43 PM
Comment on:
Manto "Society" Crewneck Sweater

There were nuts, and some nut, if ya dig?
9/14/2022 1:14:10 PM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Shatter" II HPTX Shorts

I have a log half hanging out of my ass this very moment. Do I push? I'm kinda tired.
9/16/2022 4:55:45 PM
Comment on:
93brand "Cauli Floral" Long Sleeve Rashguard

I know i say a lot of things, but this is beyond obscene.
9/18/2022 9:12:21 PM
Comment on:
Inverted Gear Canvas Panda Gi - White

Noone is tryna be funny, I'm relaying information. K?
9/19/2022 6:07:07 AM
Comment on:
Inverted Gear Canvas Panda Gi - White

Oh no you don't, Sir. You ain't him.
9/18/2022 11:03:54 PM
Comment on:
Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts

You
9/23/2022 5:25:50 PM
Comment on:
Scramble "Kano" Judo-Inspired BJJ Gi

Roided out brown snakes second go at it. Game me a nice little stretch if ya feel?
9/24/2022 2:47:46 PM
Comment on:
93brand "Bad Grapplers Club" Long Sleeve Rash Guard - Black

Fuck you for the dislikes
9/25/2022 8:42:30 PM
Comment on:
Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - Black

Fuck you for the dislikes
9/26/2022 8:54:10 PM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

You could be a little nicer.
9/27/2022 6:43:09 AM
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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

Im here shitting and reading the comments. Thank you for the backup boyz. Decent poo today, as a side note. Little moist with mild flaking.
9/27/2022 10:47:21 AM
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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

I am blasting some serious ass tonight. I so wish I could record and send you all audio LMFAO
9/27/2022 9:13:00 PM
Comment on:
Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

My gi goes in my ass after practice.
9/28/2022 2:36:21 PM
Comment on:
Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

Fuck those of you who gave me a dislike.
9/28/2022 8:09:56 PM
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Tatami Success Zip Hoodie - Black

Sorry my friend. I have to be honest, this morning's poo sesh was rather uneventful. Fell out super easy, was mostly mush, not at all impressive. I will have a better report shortly.
9/29/2022 8:41:47 PM
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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

I gotta be honest and say its like a raw steak. Been diarrheaing my absolute brains out this past day, and I have a "no wipe" policy, so there's just been a lot of chafing if you must know my boii?
10/1/2022 6:41:40 AM
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Tatami Easy Peasy T-Shirt Black

I know you are the dongs guy. I am happy to see that you are alive and well.
10/3/2022 11:11:55 PM
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Tatami Easy Peasy T-Shirt Black

No this is him. Guy comes out of nowhere and has top influencer status right out the gate. Plus joined in 2017 just like the dongs guy. Fuck you for the dislikes, THIS IS THE GUY!
10/4/2022 6:40:07 AM
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Tatami Easy Peasy T-Shirt Black

Not to mention he appeared right around the time dongs disappeared...
10/4/2022 6:41:43 AM
Comment on:
Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi

We know you're him. Top influencer status is the dead giveaway here
10/5/2022 5:36:26 AM
Comment on:
Phalanx "State" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I do want to do that!
10/9/2022 10:51:15 AM
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Tatami Estilo 6.0 BJJ Gi - Black/Purple

1stripe is a total fucken cabbage
10/10/2022 5:33:18 PM
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Manto "Torn" Rashguard

Get it.
10/11/2022 7:16:15 AM
Comment on:
Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black

Dongs was in me
10/15/2022 11:43:31 AM
Comment on:
Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

You still my fanboy my G?
10/17/2022 7:03:27 PM
Comment on:
Fuji Comp Convertible Backpack Duffle

Wouldn't be the first time I've pooed in someone's gear bag, and wouldn't be the last.
10/18/2022 6:52:03 AM
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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

Most i got was a hand job my first year. Hang in there bub.
10/23/2022 12:02:36 PM
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Tatami Uncover Jogger Navy

Choke his chicken instead next time, please.
11/1/2022 5:58:11 AM
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Phalanx "Alloy" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Your vagina stinks!
11/8/2022 3:41:45 PM
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Phalanx "Ares" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

No balls!
11/11/2022 12:55:21 PM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Ares" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

CHANGE YOUR NAME
11/11/2022 12:55:52 PM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu Hybrid Shorts

Please take a photo and post it here
11/12/2022 1:32:43 PM
Comment on:
Progress Jiu Jitsu Hybrid Shorts

DrDisrespect gargled my man jam
11/12/2022 1:33:52 PM
Comment on:
Aesthetic Tie Dye Rashguard

Fuck you for the dislikes!
11/17/2022 10:20:23 PM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Thrash" Spats

Stahhp snowflake I'm bout to jiiiiizzz
11/18/2022 12:03:51 AM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Thrash" Spats

I'm seriously gonna spill my protein over this thread OOOOHHH.......
11/18/2022 7:04:02 AM
Comment on:
Fuji All Around Gi - Dark Navy

Scram is dongs
11/20/2022 10:54:24 PM
Comment on:
93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard

Your mom is FATT
11/20/2022 11:04:27 PM
Comment on:
93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard

I sat on tobaccos face and totally voided my bowels and prolapsed directly into his mouth. He is now in love!
11/21/2022 1:07:39 PM
Comment on:
93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard

Tobacco you're here, so that makes you complicit. Eat shit boo!
11/21/2022 9:29:56 PM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Speed" Rash Guard

I agree with Sir Dongs
11/24/2022 1:31:33 AM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Speed" Rash Guard

I am proud i figured it out. Even if that makes me dumb.
11/24/2022 7:18:39 PM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Glitch" Spats

Easier to teabag my opponent without the shorts.
11/29/2022 6:56:36 AM
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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

I truly pray people are ok with this
11/30/2022 11:49:39 PM
Comment on:
Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

Like your name. You into pink socks bud?
12/3/2022 10:44:05 AM
Comment on:
93brand IV Drip Rashguard

No offense, but eat shit pal!
12/6/2022 4:46:13 PM
Comment on:
93brand IV Drip Rashguard

What is a butt knuckle? Im pretry sure i have a knuckle in my ass too
12/6/2022 4:26:47 PM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Insignia" Spats

Penis?
12/11/2022 6:44:38 AM
Comment on:
Inverted Gear's "Panda 400" Gi

I am shitting straight methane blocks as we goddamn speak!
12/12/2022 7:53:53 AM
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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

It is not gay to do that.
12/15/2022 11:11:47 PM
Comment on:
Scramble "3D Logo" Long Sleeve Rashguard

Im gay, so please count me TF in as well ;-)''''
12/17/2022 9:16:32 AM
Comment on:
Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi

I wanted to be dongs too until i realized i would never be dongs. Stop trying bud
12/19/2022 5:08:01 PM
Comment on:
Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi

Me too
12/19/2022 1:03:24 PM
Comment on:
Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi

Got you beat, I would do that without the gis.
12/19/2022 1:02:43 PM
Comment on:
93brand "Light on the Feet" Flip Flops

Fuck yeah!!! And FUCK the naysayers!
12/24/2022 11:41:43 PM
Comment on:
Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda - All Black

Im taking a massive crap right now
12/26/2022 10:03:12 PM
Comment on:
Finishers "Reaper" Rashguard

You ask too many questions
1/19/2023 6:04:47 PM
Comment on:
Fuji Elemental Gi (Blue)

I'm hard!
1/20/2023 9:36:38 PM
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Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Show your cock now
1/21/2023 10:21:10 PM
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