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Meerkatsu "Laser Beam Flying Jitsunicorn" Shorts

Charlie ascended candy mountain, lost his kidneys and became a black belt in the process. He then sold his image for millions.

11/2/2023 3:10:10 AM

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Aesthetic "Clutch" 2-Layer Shorts - Alpine Camo

Could it be that Asthetic actually made something
A S T H E T I C ?

7/24/2023 11:04:42 PM

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Tatami Sun & Moon Longsleeve Rashguard

Dude built like a guard pulling fork lift.

7/14/2023 11:21:42 PM

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Tatami Fraction Rashguard

This looks like something a cheerleader who trains BJJ would wear. New roleplay unlocked.

1/14/2023 11:45:02 PM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda - All Black

Merry Dongmas.

12/25/2022 11:01:48 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

Sacred Temple Architecture dongs.

12/2/2022 11:02:51 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Hoodie

If Dongs isnt on it representing BJJHQ, I don't want it.

11/5/2022 11:02:24 PM

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Manto "Torn" Rashguard

If it was possible to get cauliflower ear in your wrist this dude would def have it.

7/21/2022 1:09:40 AM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

HPLT://DONGS.SHORTS.BEASTDONGSINYOURSHORTS.EDU

6/22/2022 12:19:54 AM

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FUJI Fighting Spirit Shorts - Black/Green

It aint soap, you missed your chance, shut up already.

6/14/2022 11:07:24 PM

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Kitsune "Dragon" BJJ Gi - Dark Grey

5/24/2022 11:29:28 PM

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93brand "Butterfly" BJJ Gi - Navy

A ton of you have said you want a dark 93brand gi. Here it is and its still bothing but complaints.
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5/22/2022 1:18:57 AM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

Dope.

5/8/2022 11:01:35 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Tie Dye Rash Guard

Bro, who designs these?

4/26/2022 12:38:19 AM

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Nine Lives Palm Trees & Torn Knees Rashguard

Kitsune Komonos "Views;" can I just get the bag?

12/18/2021 2:07:10 AM

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Kitsune Barrage Gear Bag

How many dead bodies can i fit in it?

7/28/2021 11:42:15 PM

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Scramble Base Shorts - Tiger Camo

John Cena jas entered the chat.
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7/16/2021 2:03:32 AM

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Tatami Rival Long Sleeve Rashguard - Black & Camo

Damn rhe Ruotolo brothers did not age well.

7/14/2021 12:46:21 AM

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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Blue

What you look like in a blue gi.

7/11/2021 11:02:32 PM

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Inverted Gear "Panda Nation" Tank Top

Is it still pride month?

7/7/2021 11:06:14 PM

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93brand "Gotham Inverted" BJJ Gi

No one is going to expect a roundhouse to the face with this badboi.

7/7/2021 10:13:10 AM

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93brand V3 Athletic Tape (Updated and Improved Edition)

MMAHQ died bro, too soon to make jokes.

6/25/2021 9:07:19 AM

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93brand Standard Issue Black Gi

The question is how much are you stuffing?

6/26/2021 11:42:33 PM

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Half Sumo Red Yurei 2021 Edition Spats

Itll look like you have a half Sumo.

7/6/2021 1:42:45 AM

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Tatami Iron Maiden Number Of The Beast Children's Grappling Rashguard

That's showbiz baby.

7/17/2021 5:43:59 PM

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Kitsune "Box V2" T-Shirt

I dont get it.

8/1/2021 11:55:48 PM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave gi - White

My son's a black belt after 3 years of hard work (and $50,000). You must not be that good if you're only a blue belt. ??????

8/9/2021 11:17:38 PM

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93brand UFOmoplata Spats

That's what the tube is for.

8/19/2021 11:02:11 PM

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93brand Wild Tiger Spats

I have the top, i dont care the hate or cat calls i get, its dope.

9/3/2021 11:48:53 PM

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93brand "Hybrid" Hoodie

Will this hide my love handles?

9/6/2021 12:43:29 AM

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93brand "Cafe Jiu Jitsu" Tee

He does Aikido bruv.

11/11/2021 12:24:42 AM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - White

You don't know about my dope skeletons bro.

1/1/2022 12:45:41 AM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Grey/Burgundy

Gettting what!?!?!?

2/27/2022 11:12:23 PM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - White

Bleach

3/24/2022 11:56:52 PM

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Tatami "Takedown Tiger" Shorts

Tiger dongs.

3/27/2022 11:02:24 PM

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Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Rash Guard

Geisha dongs.

3/28/2022 11:02:04 PM

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93brand Palm / Butterfly Originals Dry Fit 2PACK

Butterfly dongs.

3/29/2022 11:46:53 PM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda - All Black

Black and white panda dongs.

3/30/2022 11:20:20 PM

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93brand Gotham Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Batman dongs.

4/2/2022 12:35:16 AM

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Phalanx "Insignia" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Yea but you'll get buggy choked first round.

4/5/2022 1:21:18 AM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts

Asthetic Dongs.

4/6/2022 12:20:50 AM

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93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition

Standard issue dongs.

4/6/2022 11:03:06 PM

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93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition

They can talk to us!?!?

4/6/2022 11:10:05 PM

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93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition

What if we post a photo of any of these items? Im down to see some of your grandmas.....couches.

4/6/2022 11:22:04 PM

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93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition

@BJJJQ

4/6/2022 11:40:36 PM

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93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition

4/6/2022 11:43:19 PM

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Tatami Combat Club Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Tiger dongs.

4/8/2022 2:25:16 AM

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Tatami Combat Club Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Did you create an account and a second account to respond to your first account? Seems like a karate black belt thing to do.

4/8/2022 2:26:59 AM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

Im kinda over rhe "dongs" fad. How about "pen15" or "schlongs" if you will?

4/9/2022 12:29:51 AM

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Tatami Serpent Eco Tech Recycled Rash Guard

I would say average price on here is $30-$35 for rashies.

4/19/2022 12:12:35 AM

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Tatami Bushido BJJ Gi - White

Only black gi's gang gang.

4/22/2022 11:38:41 PM

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Kitsune Bloom BJJ Gi - Black

I had the same issue with a previous kitsune. I gave it away, but kept the dope bag.

4/25/2022 12:07:37 AM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue

Did you jist say "meow?"

5/11/2022 2:59:59 AM

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Inverted Gear Panda 400 BJJ Gi - White

Day 1,682 without soap. The ringworm has taken over the majority of my fine motor skills, i still have control of my right pinky and left index. Hopefully death will be quick and less itchy.

5/13/2022 12:36:03 AM

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Toro "Tiger King Martial Arts" Rashguard

Oh, hows your oil?

5/20/2022 11:53:28 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

What's been stopping you before?

5/23/2022 1:58:00 AM

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Tatami Equilibrium Long Sleeve Rash Guard

This reads like a meth infused dream of Napolean Dynamite's uncle. I'd rather read this over dongs erryday.

5/28/2022 11:18:52 PM

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Phalanx "Giallo" RIZR Shorts

This aint it bro. Your long winded rants though are ????

6/1/2022 12:43:33 AM

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Phalanx "Giallo" RIZR Shorts

Ignore thr question marks, chat wont utilize emojis. Your rants are dope.

6/1/2022 12:45:26 AM

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Phalanx "Giallo" RIZR Shorts

Exceptionaly well when worn under an acceptable gi.

6/1/2022 12:42:45 AM

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93brand "Mechanics" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I'll check your boil.

6/7/2022 5:15:04 AM

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Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi

As long as the carpet matches the spats, we're good.

6/8/2022 12:26:20 AM

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Kitsune BOX T-Shirt - "Red Skies"

The more attention we give him, the donger he gets.

6/18/2022 11:01:40 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Galaxy Rash Guard

You're motivating your opponent to much with your inspirational apparel.

6/21/2022 12:46:30 AM

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Fuji Suparaito BJJ Gi Dark Arts Edition Black

Train more, but yes.

6/23/2022 2:17:27 AM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts

Then do it Zach. Create one right now that says "Told you, bitch."

6/30/2022 11:59:17 PM

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Manto "Future" Shorts - Yellow

Because they somehow fit the name "Manto" on more sureface area than is available.

7/6/2022 12:34:26 AM

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93brand "Happy Thoughts" Tee

Try making it an "inny" first.

7/7/2022 1:02:21 AM

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Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue

Ya you missed the cheap meth they were selling last night.

7/9/2022 12:44:14 AM

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Phalanx "Shatter" HPTX Shorts

Youre supposed to put them in a crock pot first and let them soak into your choice of meat.

7/12/2022 3:42:13 AM

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Manto "Miami" Grappling Spats

Hey to break it to you; it's not your gym that is weird, it's you.

7/15/2022 12:13:36 AM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Hybrid Shorts

He could but he dongs't.

7/25/2022 1:12:09 AM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

This sounds like it was written by Asthetic.

9/13/2022 1:46:49 AM

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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

The manufacturer states the shrinksge is in direct correlation to the shrinkage that happens to your peen in cold water.

10/21/2022 11:06:12 PM