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Venum ELITE Light Gi

When can gou ship the matts to canada?

3/2/2024 12:37:38 AM

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Kitsune "Cursive" Jiu Jitsu Gi

No one at my gym will be able to read it!

2/13/2024 11:18:47 PM

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93brand Fleeced Joggers 2.0

When will these mats come to canada?

2/1/2024 11:29:59 PM

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Phalanx "Mecha Wars" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Oh hell yeah

1/27/2024 11:01:15 PM

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Aesthetic "The Girl" Rash Guard

Im not like other girls

1/6/2024 11:04:00 PM

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Scramble Tigre Shorts

Hawt

1/1/2024 11:08:58 PM

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Nation Athletic "90s Babies V2!" Rash Guard

I'm here for that meerkatsu rash

12/30/2023 12:03:38 AM

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Nation Athletic "90s Babies V2!" Rash Guard

Incredible robot Rashida

12/29/2023 11:38:17 PM

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Kureiji "Kritters" Grappling Shorts

I'm back

12/25/2023 11:08:21 AM

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Nation Athletic "Therapeutic Violence" Tee

I cant read the back. What does it say?

7/14/2023 12:20:05 AM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

I have reversed engineered every flavour.

7/8/2023 11:02:57 PM

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Scramble "Athlete Pro" - OD Canvas Edition

Where’s the A7

7/6/2023 11:02:02 PM

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Half Sumo X HQ Year of the Tiger LS Rashguard

Iiiiits greeeat!

5/2/2023 8:09:51 AM

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Tatami Recharge Rash Guard - Leopard

What in tarnation is this? Is the password fidelio?

4/25/2023 11:09:41 PM

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Scramble Snake and Dove Tee - Black

No

4/14/2023 11:01:19 PM

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Inverted Gear "Uncouth" rashguard

LOL

4/5/2023 11:03:57 PM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

I never get tired of this tire

3/28/2023 12:03:47 AM

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Nation Athletic "Murder Yoga" T-Shirt

It would of been oerfect for the wedding i am attending this saturday. Maybe if you offered it 2 weeks ago

3/13/2023 11:03:05 PM

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Meerkatsu "Manual" Rashguard

Wheres the unikorn?

2/14/2023 11:06:15 PM

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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag (Olive Drab)

It has a damn cell phone pocket

2/12/2023 11:09:16 PM

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93brand X Meerkatsu Hell Hooks 2.0 Rash Guard

The Devil went down to Georgia,
With a thirst for martial arts to see.
He heard of a sport called BJJ,
And thought he'd give it a try, you see.

He stepped into the dojo one day,
And challenged the best in the land.
But little did he know, oh so gay,
His skills would soon be put to the test, man.

The Devil took to the mat with grace,
His movements fluid and sly.
But the BJJ practitioner with a smile on his face,
Put the Devil in a hold, oh my!

The Devil struggled and fought with might,
But the BJJ master held firm.
And soon enough, to the Devil's fright,
He was tapping out, it was clear to learn.

The Devil left that dojo that day,
With a newfound respect for BJJ.
And as he walked away, it's said to say,
He rubbed one out, oh so satisfied.

So let this be a lesson to all,
That BJJ is a force to be reckoned with.
And when the Devil comes down to call,
It's the BJJ practitioners that will emerge as the victor, don't you see!

2/9/2023 11:53:39 PM

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Scramble Snake and Dove Tee - Black

I e been off a couple days

Inner peace, a tranquil flow,
Like a river, soft and slow,
A calmness that surrounds the soul,
Making worries, fears and woes, old.

Outer violence, a snake's hiss,
A strike that we cannot miss,
A chaos that creates a mess,
Bringing fear, pain and distress.

Inner peace is like a shield,
That protects us from the field,
Of danger, hatred, anger and greed,
A place where happiness we can breed.

Outer violence, a serpent's bite,
That causes pain and endless fight,
A force that can't be ignored,
Bringing destruction, harm and more.

Yet, like a snake that sheds its skin,
We must leave behind our sin,
And find our inner peace again,
A place where love and joy will win.

So, let's embrace our peaceful might,
And fight the outer violence sight,
Bringing harmony, balance and light,
To this world that's dark and bright

1/31/2023 11:23:18 PM

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93brand C-SPEC "Blackout" Jiu Jitsu Gi

No A7s?

1/30/2023 10:43:30 PM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Rashguard

Can soneone rich just buy all of these repeats.

1/28/2023 11:15:15 PM

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Scramble Nostromo Long Sleeve Rashguard

With Scramble Nostromo Jujitsu rash guard on,
I'll roll and grapple with grace and charm,
Protected from the mat and sweat, I'm sure,
To train with skill and strength, arm and arm.
But let me speak of one thing that I find,
To be most important in my mind,
We must remember to show respect,
To our opponents, and ourselves, in check.

Let us embrace the spirit of the game,
And let our rash guards be a symbol of,
Our dedication, and our aim,
To be humble, and respectful, above.
So let us train, and let our guards protect,
And in the art of Jujitsu, we'll perfect.

1/27/2023 11:16:12 PM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey

The meerkatsu unicorn Gi,
A dream so grand and so divine,
But I will never buy it,
No matter how many times it's offered, I decline.

With grey as its color,
It may seem dull and uninspired,
But its beauty lies in its rarity,
And the magic it holds, never tired.

But grappling with a unicorn,
On such a Gi would be a shame,
For the horn would tear the fabric,
And make the fight so very lame.

So let the meerkatsu unicorn Gi,
Remain a fairy tale, a myth,
For though it may be enchanting,
It's not something I'll be tempted with.

1/26/2023 11:02:45 PM

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93brand "Butterfly Originals" Casual Gi Pants - Midnight Navy Colorway

*ah hem*

93brand butterfly originals,
A1 once, now A1h,
My size has changed but my love remains,
For these gi's that I call mine.

The fabric soft and strong,
The design sleek and bold,
With a side pocket deep,
For a hand to hold.

A symbol of support,
A sign of a friend,
When they reach out to me,
My journey's end.

I smell and look of jujitsu,
In every thread and hue,
These gi's are more than cloth,
They are a part of me, too.

So here's to 93brand,
And their butterfly ways,
Forever a part of my life,
In training and in play.

1/25/2023 12:18:38 AM

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Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi - Mint/Green

I am trying something new,

In the swamp where Shrek resides,
He spends his days in quiet tides.
But one day, a new passion sparked,
Jujitsu is what caught his heart.

He trained and trained with all his might,
His muscles flexed with every fight.
He learned the moves with such finesse,
His opponents trembled with distress.

With grace and power, he'd sweep the leg,
And send his foes into a peg.
He'd throw them down with perfect form,
And keep them pinned until the storm.

The other ogres in the land,
Were in awe of Shrek's new band.
They'd watch him train with open eyes,
And dream of one day being that wise.

But Shrek, he knew that he was blessed,
With a talent that would stand the test.
He'd found a passion in the art,
And it had given him a heart.

So now, if you should ever pass,
By the swamp where Shrek resides,
You'll see him training in the sun,
Jujitsu, is his heart's true pride.

1/23/2023 11:03:00 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

Are you tired of grappling on a flimsy cardboard box that just can't handle the intensity of your moves? Look no further! Introducing the Fuji Rollout Mat - the ultimate grappling companion for fighters of all levels. With its durable construction and superior grip, this mat is built to take on the toughest throws and pins.

But wait, there's a catch. Unfortunately, due to some complicated shipping regulations, we can only deliver to 48 mainland states. So, if you're a Canadian grappler looking to upgrade your game, don't despair! Pack your bags, grab your passport, and head on down to the nearest Canadian Tire parking lot. Trust us, it'll be worth the trip.

Imagine the look on your opponents' faces when they see you step onto the mat with your brand new Fuji Rollout Mat. They'll be thinking "Oh no, he's got a real mat!" and you'll be thinking "Oh yeah, I've got a real mat!"

But the Fuji Rollout Mat is not only great for grappling, it also makes a great addition to any family event. Bring it to your brother's wedding and let the kids use it as a bouncy castle or roll it out at your niece's baptism and watch the little ones crawl around and play.

So, don't let a little thing like international borders stop you from getting your hands on the ultimate grappling and family event mat. Ditch the cardboard box and elevate your game with the Fuji Rollout Mat. Available now at Canadian Tire parking lots everywhere!

1/22/2023 11:05:30 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Introducing Arm Bar soap, the ultimate solution for keeping your butt dirt at bay! Tired of using basic soaps that just don't cut it? Look no further than Arm Bar soap. Not only is it scientifically proven to be 100 times more effective than Ivory soap at getting rid of butt dirt, but every time we offer it, the price goes up by 2 dollars! But don't let that deter you, because trust us, it's worth every penny.

Imagine a world where you can confidently wear white pants without worrying about unsightly stains. Imagine a world where you can go for a swim without worrying about leaving a trail of butt dirt behind. With Arm Bar soap, that world is a reality.

Our unique formula is specially designed to target and eliminate even the most stubborn of butt dirt. And because it's made with all natural ingredients, you can feel good about using it on your body. Plus, it has a refreshing scent that will leave you feeling clean and invigorated all day long.

So don't wait, grab a bar of Arm Bar soap before the price goes up again! Trust us, your butt will thank you!

1/21/2023 11:22:03 PM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Are you ready to transform and roll out on the mat? Phalanx's Beast Mode Jujitsu Rash Guard is here to help you channel your inner Maximal and dominate the competition. Just like Optimus Primal, this rash guard is made for battle. Its moisture-wicking fabric will keep you cool under pressure, so you can train harder than Megatron without breaking a sweat. And with its durable construction, it's like having your own personal Dinobot by your side, ready to take on any challenge. So whether you're a Maximal or a Predacon, show 'em who's boss and slip into Beast Mode with Phalanx's Jujitsu Rash Guard.

1/20/2023 11:22:05 PM

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Fuji Elemental Gi (Blue)

Introducing the one-of-a-kind Blue Fuji Elemental Gi - the ultimate choice for martial arts enthusiasts who want to stand out from the crowd while channeling their inner Steven Seagal. This Gi boasts a unique blueberry-like color that is sure to catch the eye of your opponents and training partners alike.
But it's not just about the looks, this Gi is designed to provide maximum comfort and flexibility, allowing you to execute your moves with ease and precision. The durable fabric ensures that it can withstand the rigors of intense training sessions, so you can focus on perfecting your techniques without worrying about your Gi falling apart.

Just like Seagal, this Gi is perfect for blending in with the environment and surprise your opponents. The blue color gives a sense of calmness and tranquility, yet the moment you start moving, your opponents will realize the real power behind the blue.

This Gi is also perfect for those who want to show off their Aikido skills. The blue color gives a sense of serenity, just like the master Seagal himself. With its superior quality and unique design, this Gi will help you channel your inner Seagal and become the ultimate martial arts master. Whether you're sparring with your training partners or competing in tournaments, this Gi will give you the confidence and ability to take on any challenge

1/19/2023 11:22:24 PM

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Phalanx "Grey Worlds" HPTX Shorts

I never knew I needed Phalanx shorts in my life until I tried them on. Let me tell you, these bad boys are the real deal. Not only do they make my legs look like ancient Greek warriors, but they also have pockets deep enough to hold all of my snacks (and trust me, that's saying something). I've even started wearing them to important business meetings because they make me feel like I can conquer the world. 10/10 would recommend to anyone looking to up their fashion game and snack game at the same time

1/16/2023 11:39:41 PM

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Manto "Future" Rashguard - Black

I’m getting a manto tattoo on my neck.

1/7/2023 11:18:46 PM

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"Jiu Jitsu Saves" T-Shirt 2-PACK by BJJTees

I bought two sets

1/6/2023 11:43:30 PM

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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

About time a manto gi arrived. Manto should take the lead and become sleeveless.

1/5/2023 11:00:47 PM

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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

5. Meeekatsu unicorn gi. Has sleeves and somehow sold out small and largest sizes

1/2/2023 12:05:18 AM

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Tatami Azure Dragon Rashguard

Happy new year! Where’s my sleeveless Gi!?

12/31/2022 11:00:15 PM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda - All Black

First the return of dongs and now this! Chirstmas miracle

12/25/2022 11:01:27 PM

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2-PACK of 93brand Standard Issue Rashguards (Black, Smoke Grey)

Show me a santa gi sleeveless

12/21/2022 11:01:15 PM

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Scramble "3D Logo" Long Sleeve Rashguard

Low effort. There was a time i bought everything

12/16/2022 11:54:59 PM

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Phalanx "Insignia" Spats

Phalanx this phalanx that. I an flacid at this point

12/10/2022 11:01:39 PM

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Tatami "Master" T-Shirt

Buying this for a forth time.

12/9/2022 11:01:28 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

Unikorn gi

11/25/2022 11:41:28 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

Rollikg deals honey! Soap soap soap!

11/25/2022 11:01:09 PM

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Tatami Messenger Bag

Something to hold my self confideence in. Percect

11/18/2022 11:17:43 PM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Rashguard

Not thiis again

11/17/2022 12:27:29 AM

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93brand Coffee Mugs Set

Dope

11/15/2022 11:00:48 PM

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93brand X Meerkatsu Hell Hooks 2.0 Rash Guard

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

11/13/2022 11:11:26 PM

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Phalanx "Alloy" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Did they sell out the unikorn kimonos?

11/7/2022 11:09:16 PM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - White

I just want to « look » jiu jitsu not « do » jiujitsu. This gi satisifies neither.

11/7/2022 8:36:01 AM

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93brand "Strong Snake" Bag

Great for my groceries of frozen pizzas and doritos

11/3/2022 11:01:01 PM

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Tatami Kimuras T-Shirt - Royal Blue

Hard pass. And i buy everything.

10/29/2022 11:01:20 PM

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Scramble Kneeon Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Welcome to downtown anklelock Padre,

10/27/2022 11:05:09 PM

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Fuji - All Around BJJ Gi Black/Purple/Gold

I want nipple mustache man

10/27/2022 7:54:08 PM

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Tatami ANIP Hoodie

What kind of jokes do skeletons tell?

Humerus ones.

Humerus ones.

10/25/2022 11:10:24 PM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

ROOOOOAAAARRR

10/24/2022 11:00:52 PM

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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Whats the deal with rash guards?

10/21/2022 11:04:06 PM

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Tatami Takedowns Ain't Dead T-Shirt - White

Spooky Jujitsu

10/20/2022 11:01:00 PM

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Fuji Comp Convertible Backpack Duffle

Ive been looking for a bag for some time now. T’y my white belt will look nice inside

10/17/2022 11:11:45 PM

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Phalanx "State" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Where are the short shorts?

10/8/2022 11:00:26 PM

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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

Good lord👄

9/30/2022 11:00:45 PM

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93brand "Cauli Floral" Long Sleeve Rashguard

I heard rolling deals were today. Where are they?

9/17/2022 11:01:29 PM

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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black

Why is there no A7 in 93 white belt?

9/17/2022 8:44:58 AM

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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black

Prestige World Wide

9/17/2022 12:19:10 AM

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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black

I have one var left from my last order

9/16/2022 11:15:20 PM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Full floral, no sleeves next time

9/12/2022 11:02:47 PM

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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

Not enough brandinc for my liking

9/6/2022 11:34:49 PM

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93brand "100 kg V4" BJJ Gi - White

Is there a shower curtain size for me?

9/6/2022 2:02:35 AM

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Phalanx "Dimension" HPLT Shorts

Dongs left me alone

9/4/2022 11:01:23 PM

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Phalanx "Dimension" HPLT Shorts

Where are the 1 “ inseams?

9/4/2022 11:00:42 PM

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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

I am the zebra

9/4/2022 7:37:02 AM

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93brand "Console" Tee

I have tl blow ln my butt hole for me to play properly

9/2/2022 11:02:15 PM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo BJJ Gi - White

I bought too many manto zoo shirts. I cant afford this now.

9/1/2022 11:15:39 PM

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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - Navy

If you want me to model. I will show both nips.

8/27/2022 11:01:14 PM

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Tatami Original Grey Camo Hat

The last thing i need. I will wear this hat with my gi to my brothers wedding. I now will smell and look BJJ

8/26/2022 11:19:16 PM

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Inverted Gear Canvas Panda BJJ Gi - Black

Where are the XXXL?

8/26/2022 6:33:51 AM

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Tatami Control BJJ Gi - Black

Slap me and call me mother.

Where are all the A6XL H?

8/15/2022 11:04:46 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Tie Dye Rash Guard

All my shirts look like that after a night of rolling

8/13/2022 11:25:49 PM

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Aesthetic "The Black" BJJ Gi

Poon tang

8/10/2022 11:00:28 PM

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Fuji All Around Gi - Dark Navy

Only nipples i see these days are here

8/8/2022 11:42:45 PM

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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

Where are the sleeveless gis ????

8/2/2022 11:09:37 PM

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Half Sumo Kensei Dogi - White

First post

7/26/2022 11:00:33 PM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

First post.

7/26/2022 11:00:02 PM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

Bjj pyjamas

7/26/2022 7:47:53 AM

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Scramble Kneeon Shorts

I can see it now. My name in lights!

7/19/2022 11:00:32 PM

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Scramble Heartbreak Tee

I have an inny violence and outty peace

7/15/2022 11:02:28 PM

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Manto "Miami" Grappling Spats

Short shorts with built in underpants . Not 93 gear. We all know the scars their underpants left is with

7/14/2022 11:08:40 PM

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Tatami Takedown Tiger Rash Guard

I am not here to divide this community

7/14/2022 5:28:26 PM

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Tatami Takedown Tiger Rash Guard

Already have one. I need another pair of kitsune shorts

7/14/2022 8:27:49 AM

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Phalanx "Shatter" HPTX Shorts

Got my 93 gear long john spats the two pack. Succesful. Both ass cheeks are covered and safe.

7/11/2022 11:04:29 PM

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Tatami Combat Club Long Sleeve Rash Guard

After a day of rolling deal, there is no way people can ignore that i both look and smell BJJ. I even have a mat to replace my cardboard with. Thank you for this BJJHQ. I owe you one. Ill even model the 93 brand underpants.

7/9/2022 11:06:49 PM

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Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue

I am looking for a mat or a sleeveless gi. You know i will buy.

7/8/2022 11:50:10 PM

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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Military Green

Im here because im the best of the best of the best sir!

7/7/2022 11:01:01 PM

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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Military Green

Why can’t i stop buying.

I volunteer to model next 93 brand under pants.

7/7/2022 11:00:12 PM

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93brand "Happy Thoughts" Tee

Another too my wardrobe

7/6/2022 11:07:09 PM

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Manto "Future" Shorts - Yellow

I need shorts with a 0” inseam.

7/5/2022 11:05:58 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

Whats the ipposite of progress. Cause thats the gi i need. I only know how to go into someone elses gaurd

7/4/2022 11:03:02 PM

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Phalanx "Shatter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I only buy my clothing frome this website. I need a Gi for a pool party this coming weekend.

7/3/2022 11:00:12 PM

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93brand Tea Tree Oil Shampoo 2-PACK

This will goe nicly with ny soaps

7/2/2022 11:06:45 PM

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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - White

Chimp does not approve

6/29/2022 11:00:15 PM

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93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition

First post

6/28/2022 11:00:05 PM

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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts

I had diherreah from 4 jours of bjj

6/27/2022 11:00:30 PM

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93brand Gotham Long Sleeve Rash Guard

The underware was offensively small. I bought large and they barely cover my penny grabbers.

6/27/2022 6:19:05 AM

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Manto "Jungle" Fight Shorts

Welcome to the jungle baby

6/26/2022 12:11:14 AM

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Tatami Technical Training T-Shirt - Grey

Ive started eating my soap

6/24/2022 11:00:20 PM

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Fuji Suparaito BJJ Gi Dark Arts Edition Black

One of two orders of soap arrived. Its so hot here it was melted. Thank you for pepermont

6/22/2022 11:02:25 PM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

666

6/21/2022 11:00:23 PM

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Kitsune BOX T-Shirt - "Red Skies"

Im tired but um sitting here ill 11

6/19/2022 10:26:05 PM

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FUJI Fighting Spirit Shorts - Black/Green

You need a hank hill ass to fit those 93brand underware. Ill consider these shorts to cover my penny grabbers. They deserve better.

6/14/2022 11:02:23 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Hoodie

Soap?

6/13/2022 11:00:07 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

I finally can be clean

6/12/2022 11:01:02 PM

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93brand "100 kg V4" BJJ Gi - White

Thats not soap.

6/11/2022 11:00:57 PM

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Tatami Repeat T-Shirt - White

No fitted or athletic fits… are they dong fit?

6/9/2022 11:02:47 PM

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Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi

Like

#sugardaddy

6/7/2022 11:00:40 PM

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93brand "Mechanics" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Dong repair shop

6/6/2022 11:00:24 PM

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Kitsune "Dawn" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue

Man. So close. I would buy but i have 69 blue gi

6/5/2022 11:01:06 PM

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Scramble Base Shorts - Tiger Camo

So many posers saying ‘Dongs’. Where is my savior?

These shorts will keep your dong secret and safe.

6/4/2022 11:05:59 PM

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Tatami "Uncover" BJJ Gi - Black

Looking for an upsidedown panda. Or soap

6/3/2022 11:00:55 PM

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2-PACK of 93brand Underwear (2022 Pocket Edition)

I just kept buying. So many underware

6/2/2022 11:19:09 PM

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Manto "Jungle" Rashguard

Come kiss me. Not the tiger.

6/1/2022 11:35:23 PM

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93brand "Ground Karate" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Roll me like one of your sashimi.

5/30/2022 11:01:01 PM

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93brand "Hooks V5" BJJ Gi - Blacked Out Edition

Hold me down and use me like a smorgasbord

5/27/2022 11:00:34 PM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

dongs

5/23/2022 11:00:15 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

When we getting a dark 93brand gi?

5/23/2022 6:54:10 AM

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93brand "Butterfly" BJJ Gi - Navy

Im wearing this to my brothers wedding.

5/21/2022 11:04:28 PM

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Phalanx "Submission Division" HPLT Shorts

How does this suds me?

2/22/2022 11:03:20 PM

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93brand Natural Tea Tree Shampoo & Body Wash (2-PACK)

I just came on to buy soap. All sold out

2/22/2022 10:30:59 PM

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Nine Lives Palm Trees & Torn Knees Rashguard

These deals roll better than I do.

12/18/2021 10:59:30 PM

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Toro "Tiger King Martial Arts" Rashguard

A great reminder of who our president should be

5/21/2022 9:51:18 PM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Why am i the villian

5/24/2022 11:52:55 AM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Black

Why an i the villian

5/25/2022 11:21:00 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Black

Yu chub mate. More roll required. Get xl

5/25/2022 11:22:19 PM

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Manto "Future" Rashguard - Black

Forgive me

5/27/2022 8:06:56 AM

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93brand "Hooks V5" BJJ Gi - Blacked Out Edition

Ding

5/27/2022 11:01:33 PM

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Tatami Equilibrium Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Guy above let’s daddy putin use bread jujistu on him for leg lock

5/29/2022 5:46:26 AM

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Tatami "Uncover" BJJ Gi - Black

I was worried that i didnt see you post earlier. Good to know ypu dont have anything to do on a fridayz

6/3/2022 11:12:02 PM

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Scramble Base Shorts - Tiger Camo

There you are. Missed you.

6/4/2022 11:06:34 PM

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Kitsune "Dawn" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue

Yes

6/5/2022 11:16:59 PM

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93brand "Mechanics" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Thank you

6/7/2022 10:54:38 PM

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Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi

That would me we would see soap again.

6/7/2022 11:39:06 PM

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Phalanx "Insignia" Spats

The unclean guy above me.

#soap

6/8/2022 11:42:51 PM

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93brand "100 kg V4" BJJ Gi - White

Its sunday now

6/12/2022 8:03:03 AM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Ill bitch that i didnt buy enough

6/13/2022 6:56:50 PM

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Tatami "Control" BJJ Gi - White

Whats creepy about fitting underpants and being clean?

6/16/2022 12:05:37 AM

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Phalanx "Cinza" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Im already out of soap again

6/17/2022 1:24:02 PM

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Phalanx "Cinza" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I thought i was hurt by their fit. Look at guy above me. Dedicated a user to it

6/17/2022 1:23:37 PM

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Manto "Diablo" Shorts

Theyre sweet

6/18/2022 10:42:36 AM

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Kitsune BOX T-Shirt - "Red Skies"

I always oreder 3xl sonit always fits

6/18/2022 11:40:11 PM

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Fuji Suparaito BJJ Gi Dark Arts Edition Black

They all melted into one big bar

6/22/2022 11:26:58 PM

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Fuji Suparaito BJJ Gi Dark Arts Edition Black

…

6/23/2022 6:38:48 AM

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Tatami Technical Training T-Shirt - Grey

It will be melted to kne bar like me

6/25/2022 8:13:39 AM

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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts

Tweeter got em

6/28/2022 8:09:29 AM

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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts

Whats weong wtih that?

6/28/2022 8:05:13 PM

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93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition

I also first buy. I wonder if the 2022 fit improved on the under pants

6/28/2022 11:01:42 PM

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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - White

He aint

6/29/2022 11:58:50 PM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts

I want a gear bag

7/1/2022 7:31:08 PM

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Fuji "XTR Extreme" Short Sleeve Rash Guard - Black

I can’t roll left

7/1/2022 11:03:48 PM

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93brand Tea Tree Oil Shampoo 2-PACK

If its anything like the underpants then buy 16 bott’es

7/3/2022 9:44:40 AM

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Phalanx "Shatter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Help me

7/3/2022 11:15:01 PM

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Manto "Future" Shorts - Yellow

Im the workd champaan.

7/6/2022 8:42:13 AM

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93brand "Happy Thoughts" Tee

My ass hangs out like mud flaps

7/7/2022 7:27:12 AM

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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Military Green

I met my wife at BBJHQ

7/8/2022 9:32:31 PM

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Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue

Strawberry panks out of 2xl

7/9/2022 7:10:22 AM

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Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue

Who is @sammy

7/9/2022 9:02:05 AM

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Tatami Combat Club Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I ordered more

7/10/2022 11:32:55 AM

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Tatami Combat Club Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I used a reverse mortgage on my trailer

7/10/2022 8:50:22 AM

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Phalanx "Shatter" HPTX Shorts

I didnt size up and they fit. I still wear the boxer shorts to church. I pray they fot everyday

7/12/2022 3:44:16 AM

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Phalanx "Shatter" HPTX Shorts

No crock pt required. Mine melted to form one delicious meal

7/12/2022 6:25:51 AM

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Tatami Takedown Tiger Rash Guard

Sugerloaf.

7/13/2022 11:02:37 PM

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Manto "Miami" Grappling Spats

Never stop

7/14/2022 11:08:54 PM

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Manto "Miami" Grappling Spats

You obviously have never had the pleasure of trying to fit into them. My ass cheeks are like mudd flaps.

7/15/2022 4:54:28 PM

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Scramble Heartbreak Tee

Love you

7/15/2022 11:01:45 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Hybrid Shorts

0 inch

7/25/2022 7:00:10 AM

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Half Sumo Kensei Dogi - White

Wut?

7/26/2022 11:00:48 PM

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Phalanx "Rush" HPTX Shorts

Love you

7/29/2022 11:06:34 PM

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Phalanx "Rush" HPTX Shorts

Whats with the haters?

7/30/2022 12:02:49 PM

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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

@bigshrimpin i guess that means i can wear my assless gis.

8/3/2022 8:55:55 PM

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93brand "Console" Tee

I bought

9/2/2022 11:02:52 PM

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93brand "Console" Tee

The all white panda gi. Not like my manto gis

9/3/2022 8:43:40 PM

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Phalanx "Dimension" HPLT Shorts

You wronged me. I have tu buy all deals. I remortgaged my tralier for rolling deals

9/5/2022 7:50:54 PM

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93brand "100 kg V4" BJJ Gi - White

Ma brother

9/6/2022 2:01:24 AM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Rashguard

Get out of here

9/9/2022 7:40:06 AM

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Manto "Society" Crewneck Sweater

All rolling deals will be manto deals

9/13/2022 11:18:01 PM

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93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition

I will model the underwear. I wore it rolling. Just the underpants. It was either front out or the back hung out. No one wanted to roll with me.

9/20/2022 8:10:41 AM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts

Youll be weighed down from all the manto branding.

9/22/2022 11:21:55 PM

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93brand "Art of War" Spats

Generations of my family suffered from underweargate

10/6/2022 5:05:36 PM

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BJJTees 2 Pack-Shirts (Yellow/Black)

You mean sold out

10/16/2022 10:31:08 PM

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BJJTees 2 Pack-Shirts (Yellow/Black)

You didnt buy enough.

10/16/2022 5:06:59 AM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Maybe we need to sacrifice. I will wear the 93brand underpants in hopes he comes back. Its either front or back out at all times. These things were meant for hank hill

10/18/2022 11:03:44 PM

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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Man thise undies will haunt me

10/21/2022 11:54:02 PM

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Tatami Kimuras T-Shirt - Royal Blue

No change in my life then

10/30/2022 8:47:13 AM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Hoodie

Dongs is the breath of life

11/6/2022 10:22:28 AM

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Phalanx "Alloy" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

So many ukikorn kikonos for you

11/8/2022 7:48:24 PM

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Toro "Kraken" Shorts

Oh my lawd.

11/9/2022 2:38:47 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Hybrid Shorts

Ill do it with the 93brand underpants.

11/12/2022 4:42:01 PM

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Tatami Vengeance Hoodie

Doesnt say jujitsu enough for me

11/15/2022 10:23:08 AM

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93brand Coffee Mugs Set

Holy smokes. You know it brother. Let me tell you i kept one of them to try occasionally. Still… either front out or back out. Them underpants cannot hold these pound cakes. The most offensive piece of clothing. I really wanted to make use of the tiny pocket on it

11/16/2022 6:57:19 AM

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93brand Coffee Mugs Set

Same

11/16/2022 6:58:11 AM

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Tatami Messenger Bag

How is this not sold out yet?

11/19/2022 8:49:07 AM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

Sleeveless**

12/2/2022 11:18:12 PM

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Phalanx "Core" Rashguard

Exactly, none of this early 2000’s — im afraid to let people know i have a dong — shorts

12/5/2022 12:58:38 PM

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93brand "Light on the Feet" Flip Flops

Is a Christmas miracle!

12/25/2022 8:10:52 AM

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Tatami Azure Dragon Rashguard

Aint happening. I roll proper twice a year. Most of the time im just drinking ice coffee

12/31/2022 11:30:18 PM

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Tatami Azure Dragon Rashguard

Bravo!

12/31/2022 11:15:01 PM

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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

I bought so hard. My dad says a kitsune short is better than a anything bill used to wear in the locker rooms

1/1/2023 11:42:02 PM

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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

4. Fuji roll out mat.

When will you ship to canada.?

1/1/2023 11:44:55 PM

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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

The mat would replace my flattened cardboard box when i go to roll outside of the canadian tire with strangers

1/1/2023 11:46:04 PM

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Manto "Future" Rashguard - Black

When they learn im a one stripe white belt, ill get manto gear for free.

1/8/2023 7:32:17 AM

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Nation Athletic "Therapeutic Violence" Hoodie

Id buy that

1/18/2023 12:00:59 AM

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Fuji Elemental Gi (Blue)

The hardest part was writing all the « e »’s

1/19/2023 11:53:04 PM

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Fuji Elemental Gi (Blue)

Laughs are cheap. I’m going for Gasps

1/20/2023 8:49:07 AM

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Fuji Elemental Gi (Blue)

Thats it… only 21 dis’ikes. Dongs

1/20/2023 6:05:52 PM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Some live long enough to see themsleves become the villian

1/21/2023 8:09:45 AM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

Thats ne still because they wont deliver to canada

1/22/2023 11:05:51 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

I made a boo boo

1/22/2023 11:06:33 PM

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Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi - Mint/Green

Bravo,

I yeild

1/23/2023 11:03:40 PM

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Scramble Nostromo Long Sleeve Rashguard

I do

1/27/2023 11:07:40 PM

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Scramble Nostromo Long Sleeve Rashguard

All i ask for is a tshirt. Definitley not a mekkatsu

1/27/2023 11:41:56 PM

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Progress M6 Mark 5 Gi - Green

Im wearing this to the recruiting office withmy white belt

2/8/2023 12:05:20 AM

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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag (Olive Drab)

That’s a perk for her. You’re just not a gentleman.

2/12/2023 11:10:33 PM

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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag (Olive Drab)

And a spot foe my yeezys

2/12/2023 11:09:43 PM

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Fuji Lightweight Grey Gi

Im still eating the ones i bought in 2020

2/16/2023 11:07:47 PM

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Fuji Lightweight Grey Gi

The light blue one is the best flavour

2/16/2023 11:08:11 PM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

I would like to see more mikatsu Unicorn gis

2/26/2023 8:14:08 AM

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93brand GOD shorts "Topo" Edition

Ny cakes are only getting bigger. Man those underpants were so tiny

2/28/2023 8:31:37 AM

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Scramble "3D Logo" Long Sleeve Rashguard

Definitley no mats if youre canadian

2/28/2023 11:46:52 PM

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Tatami ArmourTech Dry Fit T-Shirt

JONES. Indint wathc fights

3/4/2023 11:07:54 PM

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Manto "Society" Crewneck Sweater

It wouldnt be manto then.go buy a sweater from the georges collection at walmart since you dont want people to know how dangerous you are.

4/23/2023 6:51:42 AM

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Phalanx "King Olive" RIZR Shorts

Hank hill ass.

4/27/2023 9:50:01 AM

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93brand "Butterfly" Gear Bag

Be my apple pie

4/30/2023 11:58:01 PM

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Kitsune "Battle" 2-Layer Shorts - Green

They never ship to canada

5/19/2023 12:37:39 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

I love this shirt

5/27/2023 11:02:47 PM

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Phalanx "Interrupter" HPTX Shorts

Get some 5 “. My scholong will still be hidden.

5/30/2023 8:56:40 AM

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Phalanx "Black Ops ALT" Rashguard

Dirty

6/3/2023 6:40:51 PM

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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid)

Hell yeah

6/22/2023 2:45:01 PM

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"Thank You For Rolling" T-Shirt by BJJHQ

5xl is not a normal soze

6/24/2023 9:49:33 AM

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Fuji Comp Duffle - Grey and Black Bag

Shut up abkut that bag, shut up ablut thd bag!

6/28/2023 4:55:47 AM

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Fuji Comp Duffle - Grey and Black Bag

I e been loafing here since 2021

6/28/2023 4:58:03 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Of course. Just not on one shipment

7/8/2023 11:03:33 PM

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Flow Kimonos Alpine Pro 2.10 - White

Don’t listen to this guy. My entire world revolves an 11pmdrop

2/25/2024 11:13:18 PM

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Tatami "Hybrid Griffin"/ "Need More Hugs" 2pack tee

HAHAHA

2/26/2024 11:02:38 PM

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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag (Olive Drab)

It was HoLeeChit

2/28/2024 11:32:06 PM

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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag (Olive Drab)

Of you cant afford to buy, who cares?

2/28/2024 11:31:07 PM

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Meerkatsu Laughing Hannya Kimono - White

Lol this guy would make black belt and become a wife of a gracie if hed soend his time training and not complaining.

2/29/2024 11:14:16 PM

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