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93brand Standard Issue Rashguard 2-PACK (Black, Burgundy)




"True to size" for this body type  
11/29/2022 11:19:14 PM
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Phalanx "Glitch" Spats



Is this a windows 98SE screensaver or is the CTE finally getting to me?  
11/28/2022 11:11:57 PM
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Tatami OBSOLETE Gi - Cyber Monday Sale (Subtle Red Markings on Gi - See Pics / Description)



Gi jitsu is an excuse to wear a jacket in the winter  
11/28/2022 4:55:54 AM
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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard



I have black eyes from the amount of facepalming i did in the last 24hrs  
11/26/2022 11:20:03 PM
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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats



That optimus prime rashguard makes me side with unicron. Dear lord  
11/26/2022 8:20:39 PM
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Tatami ArmourTech Dry Fit T-Shirt



What in tarnation is this neck cut? My 2004 era goatee will fit perfectly for once  
11/24/2022 11:06:35 PM
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Phalanx "Speed" Rash Guard



Would buy if the matching shorts have a large gearstick on them  
11/24/2022 3:11:23 AM
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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi



Why is there an arse jaguar. "Bro this design is cats ass"  
11/22/2022 11:05:02 PM
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Tatami Vengeance Hoodie - Sand



Wheres all the zip ups danggggg  
11/21/2022 11:36:16 PM
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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard



How is Large 160lb but medium goes up to 165lb?   
11/21/2022 4:43:26 AM
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Phalanx "Thrash" Spats



Yall got no hespect for thrash metal and probably listen to Godsmack  
11/17/2022 11:22:43 PM
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Aesthetic Tie Dye Long Sleeve Rash Guard



Horrid. They even put stop signs on the arms to ward off customers  
11/17/2022 3:37:39 AM
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93brand Coffee Mugs Set



If these are like 93brand underwear then theyll only be holding 3/5ths of a cup  
11/16/2022 12:47:21 AM
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Tatami Vengeance Hoodie



Theres zero chance these 21" pythons are fitting inside those sleeves brother  
11/14/2022 11:07:54 PM
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93brand X Meerkatsu Hell Hooks 2.0 Rash Guard




Absolutely  
11/13/2022 11:18:48 PM
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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - Navy



Definitely seen this Gi show up 4x times  
11/12/2022 11:54:36 PM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu Hybrid Shorts



Skip leg day? #progress  
11/12/2022 4:55:39 AM
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Tatami Navy & Maroon Bobble Hat



When i try to use paypal it redirects me to about:blank webpage. Had to go through the website and use a different payment method and it only worked when I pressed Enter on my phone keyboard since no other buttons appeared. Plz fix this app payment link BJJHQ :(  
11/10/2022 2:10:38 AM
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Phalanx "Alloy" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



I love Phalanx but a brother needs a rashie to match the distorsion shorts.. Still might buy because phalanx owns  
11/8/2022 4:23:03 AM
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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - White




:/  
11/7/2022 1:14:20 AM
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Scramble Nostromo Long Sleeve Rashguard



Ugh and to think they sponsor Polaris tomorrow  
11/4/2022 11:19:14 PM
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93brand "Strong Snake" Bag



Does 93brand underwear fit inside this or does this fit inside the underwear  
11/3/2022 11:01:48 PM
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Toro "Kraken" Rash Guard



The contrast between pic 4 ILS and pic 5 sure is something  
11/2/2022 5:33:01 AM
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Tatami Uncover Jogger Navy



Damn these look like they'd only fit Jon Jones sized calves. Curse all these years of squats and leg days  
10/31/2022 11:14:31 PM
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Tatami Kimuras T-Shirt - Royal Blue




Wat  
10/29/2022 11:00:47 PM
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Phalanx "Distorsion" HPTX Shorts



I love Phalanx HPTX shorts <3
This color and pattern tho.. Sigh  
10/28/2022 11:03:42 PM
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Fuji - All Around BJJ Gi Black/Purple/Gold



550gsm thicc jacket to keep y'all warm during the winter  
10/27/2022 5:55:33 AM
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Tatami ANIP Hoodie



well now we know what a British beach looks like.. I'll stick to Florida  
10/25/2022 11:01:20 PM
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Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



Rolling deals soon pls  
10/25/2022 2:54:25 AM
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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Spats



F  
10/24/2022 4:20:08 AM
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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue



Lol highest quality? My Manto Gi fell apart within 3 weeks of comp training. They run large and are pretty ill fitting from what I experienced  
10/22/2022 11:06:25 PM
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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



93brand fits like Kramer's jeans  
10/22/2022 4:25:24 AM
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Tatami Takedowns Ain't Dead T-Shirt - White



I got a Tatami T-shirt before and the collar is garbage. Lost elasticity after the 3rd wash and now it hangs loose in the front  
10/21/2022 5:21:03 AM
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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - Grey




F  
10/19/2022 11:09:48 PM
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Fuji Comp Convertible Backpack Duffle



Wow awesome selection of bags.
BTW Oct 17th was the 25th anniversary of Just Bleed Guy. He'd buy this bag  
10/17/2022 11:05:56 PM
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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats



Looks like its made out of recycled affliction t-shirts from 2008  
10/17/2022 1:50:31 AM
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BJJTees 2 Pack-Shirts (Yellow/Black)



No love for the Commonwealth cretins in Oz and Canada  
10/15/2022 11:14:43 PM
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Tatami Combat Club Hoodie - Black



So much Albinoism must be that UK sun  
10/13/2022 11:02:02 PM
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Phalanx Black Ops Arctic HPTX Shorts



FML had to sleep early and missed it  
10/13/2022 2:58:40 AM
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Manto "Torn" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



New meaning to getting ripped off. From the same brand that sponsors Chess Boxing.  
10/10/2022 11:05:53 PM
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Kitsune Hydro Rashguard - Navy



If the side panels were dinosaur bones woven together with spiderwebs then I would buy it  
10/6/2022 11:06:10 PM
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93brand "Art of War" Spats



Never forget 93brand's underweargate. Their fleece joggers kind of suck too, the pockets shrank and now that shit is like wearing capris  
10/6/2022 12:36:34 AM
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Tatami Easy Peasy T-Shirt Black



Artist name 47kills.. Aleksei Oleinikhas 47 wins by submission..
I'm just saying, look into it.  
10/4/2022 2:00:31 AM
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Kitsune "Hydro" Ombre Spats



MasterRoshiNosebleed.gif  
9/29/2022 11:33:27 PM
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Tatami Success Zip Hoodie - Black



Fam you are ruthless on buyouts tonight haha that was so fast  
9/28/2022 11:37:30 PM
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Tatami Success Zip Hoodie - Black



Winter is coming  
9/28/2022 11:32:51 PM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono



Well that's one way to get P down your neck  
9/28/2022 2:30:00 AM
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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts



Dinobot was the most valiant of them all.
BEAST WARS  
9/26/2022 11:14:29 PM
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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - Black



Whoever wears this deserves Palheras leglocks that will send them to the glue factory  
9/26/2022 8:26:03 AM
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93brand "Bad Grapplers Club" Long Sleeve Rash Guard - Black



93brand has been Bad Gear Club for me but I am in more than one club. #didnotbuyclub  
9/24/2022 11:02:41 PM
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Scramble "Kano" Judo-Inspired BJJ Gi



At that GSM it'll be more encumber than scramble  
9/24/2022 2:10:28 PM
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Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts



I understand why they put their logo inside a Stop sign  
9/23/2022 4:18:17 AM
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Phalanx "Interrupter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



Phalanx owns and this rashguard is better than all the Rolling Deals that weren't Phalanx  
9/21/2022 11:44:59 PM
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93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition



No musclar glutes fit in these, only asstrophy   
9/20/2022 6:09:10 AM
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Inverted Gear Canvas Panda Gi - White



Imagine wearing a gi on an ADCC weekend  
9/18/2022 11:28:12 PM
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93brand "Cauli Floral" Long Sleeve Rashguard



Man wtf I was waiting for those phalanx enzo shorts to come thru not this cauli trashguard  
9/17/2022 11:05:52 PM
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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black



DONT BUY 93BRAND UNDERWEAR. REMEMBER UNDERWEARGATE  
9/17/2022 6:35:13 AM
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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black



If you want notifications change your battery setting for BJJHQ app to unrestricted. Worked for me  
9/17/2022 12:48:41 AM
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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black




It. Is. Time.
My body is ready  
9/16/2022 11:13:45 PM
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Phalanx "Shatter" II HPTX Shorts



Oh hell yes. I did buy this. Best shorts no cap  
9/16/2022 5:18:25 AM
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Tatami "Control" BJJ Gi - White



I like TATAMI but idk about this design. The font is cool I guess  
9/14/2022 11:09:33 PM
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Manto "Society" Crewneck Sweater



Well, I acquiescence to Aesthetic being better than this ..thing  
9/14/2022 12:46:38 AM
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Tatami "Takedown Tiger" Shorts



I mark for Tatami but these shorts ain't it. Need Phalanx BATL shorts plz  
9/11/2022 5:16:55 AM
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Scramble Varsity BJJ Gi - Navy



Thank goodness this matches my wedding rashguard  
9/10/2022 12:55:39 AM
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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Long Sleeve Rash Guard



Sad  
9/9/2022 12:15:35 AM
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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Black



Get yer gi's fam, Pakistan is flooded AF and that's where most Gis are produced  
9/8/2022 2:38:45 AM
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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard



Reminds me of Pog from the 90s except it's the ones from dollar store assorted pack  
9/7/2022 1:30:05 AM
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93brand "100 kg V4" BJJ Gi - White



I rather get hit with an anvil than wear this  
9/6/2022 4:32:43 AM
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Phalanx "Dimension" HPLT Shorts



Phalanx gear owns and these probably do too. Their graphics are so good IRL the pics won't do justice   
9/4/2022 11:49:27 PM
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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi




*presses F*  
9/4/2022 12:30:23 AM
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93brand "Console" Tee



No thx. Rolling deals for labor day pls  
9/3/2022 3:42:02 AM
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Inverted Gear Bamboo BJJ Gi - White



Sooooo.. Labor day rolling deals or nah?  
9/2/2022 8:27:10 AM
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Inverted Gear Bamboo BJJ Gi - White



This gi is clean AF. Cheers to those getting this deal  
9/2/2022 12:16:08 AM
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Manto "Jungle" Rashguard



On a serious note, this doesn't appear to have the silicone waistband at the bottom, unlike a quality Tatami rashie. Both companies get F in art class tho  
8/31/2022 11:27:52 PM
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Tatami "Uncover" BJJ Gi - Black



TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI <3  
8/31/2022 2:08:22 AM
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Aesthetic Tie Dye Long Sleeve Rash Guard



Someone designed this and called it aesthetic. Imagine what their house looks like  
8/29/2022 4:18:57 AM
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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - Navy



Came for XXXXL, left disappointed  
8/28/2022 12:15:21 AM
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Tatami Original Grey Camo Hat



I wish it said Aesthetic so I could wear it upside down and start a tiktok trend  
8/27/2022 12:32:59 PM
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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Short Sleeve Rash Guard



I feel like in a closed guard situation, a chakram would have greater breaking power than a katana. Can Danaher please confirm?  
8/25/2022 8:38:04 AM
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Phalanx "Lionheart" HPTX Shorts - Blackout



I thought at first it was flowers or something but now I'm angry because I see the lion face laughing at me as I pass on velcro-free shorts  
8/24/2022 1:24:49 AM
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Manto "Future" Long Sleeve Rash Guard - Black



Its like someone typed a memo in the "your design here" text box  
8/22/2022 11:02:27 PM
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Toro "Kraken" Shorts



I wish these said TATAMI  
8/21/2022 5:03:41 AM
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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" BJJ Gi



Who is responsible for this abominable design? That panel art  
8/20/2022 4:11:32 AM
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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Blue



Eats shoots and leaves  
8/18/2022 2:58:03 AM
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Scramble Nostromo Long Sleeve Rashguard



What in tarnation? What happens if I cross both arm streams?  
8/17/2022 12:49:00 AM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu Tie Dye Rash Guard



F  
8/13/2022 11:45:18 PM
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Aesthetic "The Black" BJJ Gi



Metallica esque in its presentation  
8/10/2022 11:11:13 PM
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Fuji All Around Gi - Dark Navy



Fuji owns because it makes me feel like mega Manlet when I wear A2  
8/8/2022 11:11:03 PM
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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Spats



This looks like Gwar based Jiu Jitsu  
8/7/2022 5:46:50 AM
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Tatami "Master" T-Shirt - Grey



Terrible  
8/6/2022 2:24:20 AM
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Scramble Combination Shorts - Green/Woodland Camo



For those who skip leg day  
8/4/2022 11:02:48 PM
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Phalanx "Black Ops II" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



Now they'll never see me tap out  
8/3/2022 11:11:04 PM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu "Panther" Shorts



Seems like a dangerous game to play when being on the wrong end of a body lock pass  
8/1/2022 11:19:05 PM
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Scramble Kneeon Long Sleeve Rash Guard



What am I even looking at  
7/31/2022 11:02:48 PM
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Tatami "Super" BJJ Gi - Navy



Oldmanwithpainedsmile.jpg  
7/30/2022 11:16:35 PM
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Phalanx "Rush" HPTX Shorts



Just what I need for my culture beats playlist  
7/29/2022 11:05:18 PM
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Inverted Gear Lucky Panda Ranked Rash Guard



Cringe  
7/28/2022 11:24:33 PM
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Manto Elipses Shorts - Black



Jan is cool but these lookalike 93brand can't fool me
MANTO
YOUR  
7/28/2022 1:16:15 AM
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Half Sumo Kensei Dogi - White



I thought hand drawn devil faces were Fuji's domain. Madness  
7/27/2022 12:53:36 AM
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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats



They paid someone to design this.
Look into it  
7/26/2022 11:25:03 AM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu Hybrid Shorts



Progressed too far in squats to have my porkchops fit into these leglings   
7/25/2022 8:58:55 AM
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Phalanx "Ares" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



BTW the Phalanx logo on the back is not centered and once you notice it cannot be unseen  
7/24/2022 2:48:41 PM
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Phalanx "Ares" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



Does this match the Beastwars shorts  
7/23/2022 11:11:13 PM
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Tatami Standard Charcoal T-Shirt



I can't login on the website, only on the android app. Assuming that happened to the other ppl and why posts are low. Buying this shirt anyway lol  
7/22/2022 11:19:51 PM
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Manto "Torn" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



Ironically looks like the lapel on my manto gi  
7/21/2022 11:56:16 AM
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Scramble Kneeon Shorts



Kneeoff my wallet on this one  
7/19/2022 11:27:19 PM
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Phalanx "Black Ops II" Spats



Don't need to see it I only see red bro  
7/19/2022 12:00:49 AM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu "Panther" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



Shouts lightning, farts a notification symbol  
7/17/2022 11:09:48 PM
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Tatami Classic BJJ Gi - White



I have an actual question about Tatami Gi's since I don't have one yet. Do the gi's shrink a lot?  
7/17/2022 3:31:50 AM
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Manto "Miami" Grappling Spats



Need a purple windbreaker from 1992 to match these  
7/15/2022 5:44:40 AM
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Tatami Takedown Tiger Rash Guard



TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI
TATER TOT
TOMATO POT
HOT POTATO
PASS  
7/13/2022 11:40:05 PM
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Phalanx "Shatter" HPTX Shorts



Tramp stamp ruins these for me
Rolling deals ruined my wallet
2 2=0
  
7/12/2022 1:56:05 PM
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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - White



IDK I bought manto gi once and it was pretty fragile  
7/10/2022 11:09:49 PM
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Tatami Combat Club Long Sleeve Rash Guard



Thank the makers that rolling deals have spared me this evening  
7/9/2022 11:09:12 PM
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Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue



FUJI ELECTRIC SPATS - BLACK - $25

Have good rolls on Saturday fam  
7/9/2022 1:23:28 PM
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Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue




HALF SUMO "KAIJU" SHORTS -$29  
7/9/2022 8:55:48 AM
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Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue



Man you guys are cruel to do this during an Canada wide internet outage. That's likely the only reason I got some sweet joggers this time around :D  
7/9/2022 2:09:22 AM
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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Military Green



550gsm must be like getting thrown inside a sleeping bag
Thicc and jacket  
7/7/2022 11:03:39 PM
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93brand "Happy Thoughts" Tee



I have returned to say I received my Tatami tech T-shirt and tbh I was impressed by the quality  
7/7/2022 11:33:52 AM
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93brand "Happy Thoughts" Tee



Is "generous torso length" actually code for "fits over my dadbod lumps"?  
7/6/2022 11:36:43 PM
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Manto "Future" Shorts - Yellow



These shorts offend my otherwise good sensibilities.
Only TATAMI gets to put book words all over their products.  
7/6/2022 1:07:00 AM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono



This is maybe the least trash offering from this brand and at worst it includes a trashbag  
7/5/2022 1:26:08 AM
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93brand Tea Tree Oil Shampoo 2-PACK



Imo need a "GSP Grease" formula to help slide into the 93brand underwear   
7/2/2022 11:40:25 PM
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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - White



Thank goodness they clearly indicate this is a uniform to take out the guesswork  
6/29/2022 11:05:31 PM
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93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition



The inseam looks crazy high on the red ones lol they're so high it's creasing into the gluteus bits  
6/28/2022 11:30:21 PM
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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts



I like how BJJHQ Admin asked me to email Customer Service regarding the tiny 93brand underwear in size medium, and then sent me a response saying no refunds/returns. LOL wtf?  
6/28/2022 10:15:30 AM
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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts



Well that's one way to paint a bullseye  
6/28/2022 6:45:16 AM
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93brand Gotham Long Sleeve Rash Guard



93brand drew my ire from the paint-on undies and I shan't purchase their deplorable goods again  
6/27/2022 11:13:37 AM
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Manto "Jungle" Fight Shorts



Looks like a safari postal stamp that got wet. Manto brand is a low quality, terrible brand.. This MA1 knockoff is more like a MA6
  
6/26/2022 3:35:49 AM
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Tatami Technical Training T-Shirt - Grey



Ok whatever I'm down. I just have one thing to say to y'all (other than y'all need Jesus)

TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI   
6/25/2022 12:01:59 AM
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Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Rash Guard



Target audience: childless dog-moms with mohawks  
6/24/2022 4:06:43 AM
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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts



I bet Askar Mozharov snap buys this for his next name change  
6/21/2022 11:11:55 PM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu Galaxy Rash Guard



No hespect. Please buy this so I don't have to look at it again. This rashie means the splatter shorts are waiting in the wings.
*withering gaze intensifies*  
6/21/2022 3:08:50 AM
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Aesthetic "Kikko" BJJ Gi - White (Black Lapel)



Imo ppl who wear Aesthetic always lose to Lachlan Giles  
6/20/2022 12:57:31 PM
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Manto "Diablo" Shorts



Idk wtf I'm looking at with these shorts. Someone got paid to design these... just lol

What I need is some Legoman pants to match the 3" length of 93brand underwears
  
6/18/2022 3:32:03 AM
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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Hoodie



Wait you aren't paying me to wear this?  
6/13/2022 11:08:19 PM
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93brand "100 kg V4" BJJ Gi - White



Meanwhile... In America... Attempts are being made at converting Kilo anvils to freedom units  
6/11/2022 11:42:42 PM
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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard



Man I haven't seen a Pog slammer on a shirt since the 90s  
6/10/2022 11:31:37 PM
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Tatami Repeat T-Shirt - White



If the back of the shirt was the front it would still be Tatami
Tatami
Tatami   
6/10/2022 12:55:31 AM
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Phalanx "Insignia" Spats



I have returned to voice my displeasure with Phalanx Giallo RIZR shorts because of the Velcro closure.

That is all.  
6/9/2022 3:23:49 PM
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Phalanx "Insignia" Spats



Has a vibe like "let's go for sushi" and order California rolls  
6/9/2022 12:15:51 AM
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93brand "Mechanics" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



The board of cringe hereby approves the creation of this functional role  
6/7/2022 12:11:08 AM
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Tatami "Uncover" BJJ Gi - Black



Pouring one out for my homie Gilbert Burns, he get my hespect.
(Gilbert last seen watching TV on borrachinamma)  
6/4/2022 12:47:08 AM
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2-PACK of 93brand Underwear (2022 Pocket Edition)



This will help me get thicc and jacket  
6/3/2022 12:04:13 AM
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Manto "Jungle" Rashguard



Looks like a rejected UK Stamp collection when they were trying to find the path to spice and sniffed the wrong things  
6/2/2022 12:39:02 AM
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Phalanx "Giallo" RIZR Shorts



What kind of matetial are these made of?

"Soft fabric" but doesn't list the blend here or on their website  
6/1/2022 6:39:02 AM
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Manto "Future" Long Sleeve Rash Guard - Black



It's actually funny to me how thin and low quality Manto looks in the picture, especially after knowing what kind of hot garbage Gi's they produce  
5/27/2022 6:44:59 AM
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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Black



The wrinkle pattern of the ill-fitted rashguard seems to offend me on a guttural level more than the lack of quadriceps clearance  
5/26/2022 2:52:30 AM
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Kitsune "Dragon" BJJ Gi - Dark Grey



Sigh, I take the moral "high" road for one night and don't shtpost and missed this sick Gi  
5/25/2022 9:06:49 AM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



Haven't seen an arm tattoo like that since the last time I went to Lowe's  
5/24/2022 10:42:06 AM
0 Comments
Fuji Home Roll Out Mats



Patron saint of Canadian mma, GSP, hath decreed that only Jukado tatami shall be imported and unrolled in the northerly lands  
5/23/2022 5:47:36 AM
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Toro "Tiger King Martial Arts" Rashguard



I demanded shortsleeve rashies for bear arms, not... Not this CATastrophe  
5/21/2022 6:13:02 AM
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Tatami Control BJJ Gi - Black



TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI


Gilbert where are you..???  
5/20/2022 3:28:50 AM
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Inverted Gear "Big Panda" Backpack



Let the bears pay the bear tax!
  
5/18/2022 1:20:44 AM
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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" HPLT Shorts



What in tarnation  
5/17/2022 12:04:11 AM
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Inverted Gear Panda 400 BJJ Gi - White



Need some shirtsleeve rashies for my bear arms

Ladies love a vascular man  
5/13/2022 1:38:33 PM
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Phalanx "State" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



Well show me
a word that rhymes with Pavement  
5/12/2022 3:47:18 PM
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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue



This is truly sick
Unfortunately I must dilute my game - Drs order
Short sleeves and short shorts

P.s. I feel ugly shoes/flipflops will soon be upon us as we celebrate summer  
5/10/2022 11:34:19 PM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono - Black



The bag is cool  
5/9/2022 3:07:43 AM
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Aesthetic Neon Short Sleeve Rash Guard



HomerFadesIntoBush.gif  
5/8/2022 6:54:15 AM
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Fuji "Dark Arts" Lightweight Shorts



I'm pretty good with a Bo staff, what's the inseam on these?  
5/7/2022 12:14:58 AM
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93brand Standard Issue BJJ Gi



Make a sandwich
With white bread
And mayo
Then slice it diagonally  
5/6/2022 12:17:52 AM
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Phalanx "Giallo" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



How did they guess my sweat color. A perfect camouflage.  
5/5/2022 6:28:06 AM
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Tatami "Nova Minimo 2.0" BJJ Gi - Black



Acceptable.. But wait what brand is this   
5/3/2022 12:02:41 AM
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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow



White Fuji GI after rolling deals is akin to watching whatever fight was after Gaethje vs Chandler
(Fwiw burgos v. Quarantillo was also sick)  
4/30/2022 11:18:36 PM
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Manto "Pressure" T-Shirt



Scramble samurai tshirt needs death metal font  
4/30/2022 12:29:31 AM
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Phalanx "Dimension" HPLT Shorts



This bullseye golden ratio emphatically captures the "Take one for the team" spirit of Luke Rockhold
Or
Highlights why they call the area under the curve 'nether region'  
4/29/2022 12:03:46 AM
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Tatami Azure Dragon Long Sleeve Rash Guard



This will match my Trapper Keeper  
4/28/2022 6:00:43 AM
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Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda - Grey



Hespect this color
But
A1 should be a red panda to represent S tier manlet divisions
That is all  
4/27/2022 4:27:48 AM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu Tie Dye Rash Guard



HomerFadesIntoBushes.gif  
4/26/2022 4:57:47 AM
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Tatami Bushido BJJ Gi - White



My man Gilbert loses 1 fight and Tatami replaces him with some guy that cuts his own hair  
4/23/2022 2:08:45 AM
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Phalanx "Black Ops II" Spats



HomerDisappearsIntoBushes.gif  
4/21/2022 11:27:59 PM
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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black



Shit brand, worst Gi I've owned.

Lapel split and frayed from tying my belt after less than 3 weeks.

Manto acts like it's some German brand .. The Gi is actually made in Pakistan  
4/16/2022 5:25:56 AM
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Manto "Strong Waves" BJJ Gi - Navy



So bad I only I bought 1

Oss  
1/12/2022 6:42:59 AM
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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - White

Garbage brand imo.

I have the blue Manto "strong waves" Gi and it a the worst Gi that I've owned. The lapel faded, cracked and tore after less than 3 weeks of classes and cold- water washing.
3/25/2022 7:22:46 AM
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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue

Appreciate the point about the pant strings ..
would be annoying
5/10/2022 11:35:40 PM
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Phalanx "State" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

One way traffic only
Free oil check included
5/12/2022 3:49:55 PM
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Phalanx "Giallo" RIZR Shorts

Thanks bro. I'll give these a shot. Checked my Fuji shorts and they're 92% polyester, 8% spandex.
6/1/2022 1:28:40 PM
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2-PACK of 93brand Underwear (2022 Pocket Edition)

Take care of your underwears
6/3/2022 5:32:04 AM
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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Shortsleeve rashies and if you don't like it then we wholely denigrate your biceps genetics
6/12/2022 11:24:48 PM
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Phalanx "Cinza" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Bony plant-based bamboo butts still don't fit in those underwears
6/17/2022 8:49:58 PM
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Fuji Suparaito BJJ Gi Dark Arts Edition Black

Lol $5 shipping to Canada? Its $20 shipping. You know, cost of communism and all that
6/23/2022 1:44:06 AM
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93brand Gotham Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Only way these fit is skipping the line when God hands out buttocks. Skipping leg day didn't work
6/27/2022 11:10:25 AM
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93brand Gotham Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I honestly have no idea who they fit its for sure the worst 3am delirium purchase yet
6/27/2022 11:08:35 AM
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93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition

I think the underwear comes in a 2 pack so you can sew them together into 1 normal size pair
6/28/2022 11:23:52 PM
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Phalanx "Shatter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Stop buying all the 2xl and save some cake for the rest of us
7/3/2022 11:40:56 PM
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Manto "Future" Shorts - Yellow

screechingprotestor.gif
7/6/2022 6:41:11 AM
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Manto "Future" Shorts - Yellow

Not sure about shorts. I got a Manto Gi once. The lapel frayed and split (at the beltline and collar) in less than 3 weeks
7/6/2022 1:11:43 AM
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93brand "Happy Thoughts" Tee

I only need one postage stamp size rubber after trying to wear 93 underwear
7/7/2022 11:34:50 AM
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Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue

HALF SUMO "KAIJU" SHORTS -$29
7/9/2022 8:57:05 AM
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Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue

SCRAMBLE ATHLETE 2.0 JIU JITSU GI - $79
7/9/2022 8:57:33 AM
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Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue

Heritage minister's fault

Look into it
7/9/2022 2:13:31 AM
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Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue

Build your padded room bro
Sleeveless Gi with joggers, commando because you only have 93brand underwear
Follow your dreams
7/9/2022 2:23:06 AM
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Tatami Combat Club Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Now you just need to petition BJJHQ for a BJJ journal so you can record your wonderous tales of evolution and mastery
7/10/2022 5:28:17 AM
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Manto "Miami" Grappling Spats

Terrible in my experience for gi
My teammate has shorts and they held up but look pretty worn compared to Kings gear in same time frame
7/15/2022 5:46:32 AM
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Tatami Classic BJJ Gi - White

Thanks all
7/17/2022 9:07:05 PM
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Tatami Classic BJJ Gi - White

Boring idea. Its better to wait for tatami strawberry spats to drop here
7/17/2022 9:09:31 PM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu Hybrid Shorts

Do I wear spats under my grapplers kilt?
7/25/2022 5:09:49 PM
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Manto Elipses Shorts - Black

Unlike Vettori this hero faces his shorts forwards
7/28/2022 1:17:27 AM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu "Panther" Shorts

I came back to buy them after considering I don't have anything like this.. Sold out. Sales Progress
8/2/2022 6:11:17 PM
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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue

Manto Manto Manto Manto Manto Tata..Manto
8/3/2022 5:25:28 AM
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Phalanx "Black Ops II" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I got some shorts and now I am also a believer
8/4/2022 9:19:17 AM
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Scramble Combination Shorts - Green/Woodland Camo

Same and I can't login on the website and can only use the app
8/5/2022 12:33:01 PM
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Toro "Kraken" Rash Guard

93brand is what a Lego man would wear in place of Ed Hardy
8/8/2022 12:30:20 PM
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Fuji All Around Gi - Dark Navy

Gordon couldn't finish a GED starting from the back position
8/9/2022 2:09:52 PM
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Manto "Torn" Shorts

I also
8/10/2022 1:35:27 AM
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Aesthetic "The Black" BJJ Gi

Now we know who skips open mat
8/11/2022 5:55:15 AM
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Inverted Gear "Big Panda" Backpack

How many Gi's can fit in this?
8/13/2022 6:30:30 AM
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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Shorts

You'll be disappointed when you see the last pic.. Or if your order shows up
8/15/2022 5:28:02 AM
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Tatami Control BJJ Gi - Black

Same and it always shows I "bought this deal"
8/16/2022 9:08:27 AM
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Scramble Nostromo Long Sleeve Rashguard

Tatami rashguards own tbh that elastic a the bottom is killer. Hayabusa uses it too
8/17/2022 10:22:35 PM
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Phalanx "Distorsion" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Only ugly ones in these end times
8/19/2022 10:41:41 PM
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Phalanx "Lionheart" HPTX Shorts - Blackout

Ugh I caved and bought them anyway. This comes out of my chicken nuggie budget
8/24/2022 1:58:27 AM
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Inverted Gear Canvas Panda BJJ Gi - Black

How can you expect them to learn how to jiu jitsu if they can't fit inside the panda?
8/26/2022 7:58:55 AM
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Tatami Original Grey Camo Hat

A group of adults approved this design and had numerous units produced. Look into it
8/27/2022 3:33:08 PM
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Phalanx "Black Ops II" RIZR Shorts

Nay ty for this. Rizr shorts own and have a Velcro tab that you gotta pull upwards rather than sideways
8/30/2022 4:04:29 AM
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Tatami "Uncover" BJJ Gi - Black

Foo fighters would wear sleeveless gi's imo
8/31/2022 2:10:52 AM
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Manto "Jungle" Rashguard

My knuckles are sore from dragging on the ground. Need finger tape deals
9/1/2022 5:35:55 AM
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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

If he is then this rashie is proof that failing upwards works
9/7/2022 11:45:16 AM
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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Black

Tbh it seems like the skim milk of Gi's at that GSM lol
9/8/2022 2:58:40 PM
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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I bet that Kanji on the arm is Japanese for Dongs
9/9/2022 9:08:47 AM
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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" BJJ Gi - Black

Let us know if the mating dragons on the back hatch you some eggs
9/13/2022 4:29:12 AM
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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" BJJ Gi - Black

I'd also be too ashamed to have this type of gear on my webpage, totally understand your post, Aesthetic rep
9/13/2022 4:25:45 AM
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Manto "Society" Crewneck Sweater

Its just the CTE brah
9/14/2022 9:26:21 AM
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Phalanx "Shatter" II HPTX Shorts

Lol same game here
9/16/2022 5:20:02 AM
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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black

Change your battery setting for the app to unrestricted. Its on optimized by default
9/17/2022 12:27:09 PM
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93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition

Bought their sweatpants and they shrink inside the pockets so now they're shriveled up to my shins
9/20/2022 10:54:15 PM
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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - White

I said ohhhh
I been on bjjhq too long too long
Just trying find the shipping to my home
But the dong man is dead and gone
Dead and goneee
Dongs
9/21/2022 5:24:17 PM
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Phalanx "Interrupter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I know you're trying a reprise on dead and dong
9/22/2022 12:00:09 AM
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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

Is that why 93brand underwear would only fit if I cut off my junk?
Makes sense.
10/1/2022 3:10:29 AM
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Scramble "Standard Issue" BJJ Gi - Grey

Thank you for saving me from the pinch
10/2/2022 6:43:32 AM
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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts

They fit true to size. I had some HPLT (drawstring only) shrink around the waist but I had no issue with Rizr. They also have the stretch paneling under the legs so you can get smashed flat on the mat while inverting and not tear your shorts. Phalanx owns
10/3/2022 4:50:51 AM
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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts

Oops in made a mistake. I meant HPTX have no velcro and they're the ones that shrank.. I have so many pairs of shorts now I get confused lol
10/3/2022 5:24:15 AM
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Phalanx "State" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

One lane traffic
10/8/2022 11:05:50 PM
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Tatami Combat Club Hoodie - Black

It says Slim Fit in bold letters lol.. Skip tiramisu Tuesdays and try again
10/14/2022 2:12:40 PM
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BJJTees 2 Pack-Shirts (Yellow/Black)

Someone didn't get the dragon blood edition
10/16/2022 8:14:40 PM
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Phalanx "Sharp" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

93brand undies were so tight they cut off dongs circulation
10/19/2022 12:18:19 PM
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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - Grey

$104. Check ur math
10/20/2022 10:53:00 PM
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Tatami Takedowns Ain't Dead T-Shirt - White

Its the truth about the shirts. The collars are so bad, I like tatami but I won't buy another T-shirt FM them because the collar is jank
10/21/2022 5:22:56 AM
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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue

Danaher gotta sell those instructionals somehow bud
10/23/2022 12:48:00 PM
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Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Would wear to Walmart garden center but summer is over
10/25/2022 2:56:25 AM
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Tatami ANIP Hoodie

Stop looking at my arm sleeve tattoo and pick your own design
10/26/2022 9:01:44 AM
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Phalanx "Distorsion" HPTX Shorts

Listen dongs, scram
10/28/2022 11:04:56 PM
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Phalanx "Distorsion" HPTX Shorts

I bought them anyway fuck it
10/29/2022 7:52:44 AM
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Tatami Kimuras T-Shirt - Royal Blue

Samuraiboy types like he needs a dialing wand
10/30/2022 7:50:18 PM
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Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard

Have you tried finding the rest of your tribe on reddit bjj
10/30/2022 11:20:17 PM
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Tatami Uncover Jogger Navy

Defense was your dump stat
10/31/2022 11:15:42 PM
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Manto "Torn" Shorts

I want a Velcro rashguard to tear or rise my opponents
11/3/2022 11:08:16 AM
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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Hoodie

Agreed. Pullover ruins my comb over
11/5/2022 11:35:39 PM
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Tatami Navy & Maroon Bobble Hat

The files are IN the computer?
11/10/2022 3:37:48 PM
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93brand Coffee Mugs Set

*features include some language other than American*
11/16/2022 12:51:55 AM
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Fuji All Around Gi - Dark Navy

How tf do yall use so much soap dangggg
11/19/2022 11:37:04 PM
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Fuji All Around Gi - Dark Navy

BRO LISTEN, I train six days – actually six days a week. Uhhh five days a week, I’ll train three days a week, and one of those days, I’ll train two days of the week, so…six days of the week I’ll be training. Don't hold the soap in your hand, lather and put it back in the holder. Lasts way longer
11/20/2022 9:24:59 AM
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Tatami Vengeance Hoodie - Sand

Like 1 sleeve stripe wouldnt be as bad but on both sides its cringe af. At least they found a way to reuse Gi material I guess
11/21/2022 11:42:23 PM
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Phalanx "Speed" Rash Guard

Jokes on you, I'm here for circus
11/24/2022 1:24:45 PM
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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

These meme was ok but you lost track of time worse than the rolling deals clock. At most you would be at 1 year 5 months. Lacks the dong consistancy
11/26/2022 5:10:05 AM
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