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Tatami ANIP Hoodie

Those skeletons got that uwu triangle locked in

4/24/2024 11:17:22 PM

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Progress Academy Plus Kimono (Olive)

Whats with the gitmo photos

4/23/2024 5:32:03 AM

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93brand "Strike" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

93 brand is 88 when overlapped
9 3=12
This material split is 88/12
Post 420 thoughts

4/20/2024 11:59:16 PM

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Tatami "Need More Hugs"/ "Born to Fight" 2pack tee

The sumo guy looks like hes going to perform a firemans carry with a big hose

4/20/2024 7:33:31 AM

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Future Kimonos V1.0 Rash Guard White

Looks better covered in mustard stains and pit sweat when getting kicked out of the annual rattlesnake derby for demonstrating an anaconda choke on a fellow drunk patron

4/18/2024 11:36:43 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts

No elbows
Left disappointed

4/16/2024 11:28:23 PM

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Tatami "No Pain" Hoodie - Black

No mas

4/14/2024 11:01:11 PM

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"Heel Hookin" / "Better Pull Guard" T-Shirt 2pack by BJJHQ

Elbows too pointy

4/14/2024 1:29:18 AM

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Half Sumo X HQ Year of the Tiger Spats

Curious if i buy this soap will i get it at the same time as last order?

4/12/2024 11:30:48 PM

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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Blue

Too clean, for i am not.
S ore
O r
A ggrieved
P oster

4/11/2024 11:19:25 PM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Spectre" Lightweight BJJ Gi - 2024 Edition

The date was march 1st
The date was march 1st
The date was march 1st
Slooo
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Af
Processing

4/8/2024 11:25:59 PM

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Tatami Combat Club Hoodie - Black

Thats quite the British tan ol' Devil m8 got there. Not sure what grabbing a tiger by the toe has to do with it

4/7/2024 11:01:41 PM

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BJJ Wholesale Leglock Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Le Clock specialist

4/5/2024 11:05:49 PM

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Fuji Suparaito BJJ Gi - Burgundy

Sigh.. No soap, no flash

4/4/2024 11:02:11 PM

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Phalanx "Matrix" HPTX Shorts

My soap is lost in the matrix

4/3/2024 1:43:55 AM

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Rolling Society "Krispy Killer" Rash Guard

Okay wheres the tim hortens one for canucks

4/1/2024 12:03:13 AM

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Tatami "Jiu Jitsu Forever"/ "Grappling Supply" 2pack tee

These are the least worst tshirt designs ive seen in awhile. I have a tatami shirt and the collar died after 2 washes. Then it shrivelled into a box shaped napkin after repeatably being stretched by my enormous bicepts and muffin top

3/31/2024 12:08:49 AM

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Phalanx "Flow Field" HPTX Shorts

My clogged pores burst as the flowers of filth emerge from my unwashed dermal layers

3/30/2024 5:08:09 AM

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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag - Navy/Black

S top
O ver
A dministrating
P osts

Had to quit bjj because i am crippled and decaying from ringworms and staphsssss

3/28/2024 11:02:03 PM

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Finishers "Reaper" Rashguard

No soap, only filth

3/28/2024 5:40:46 AM

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Tatami Takedowns Ain't Dead T-Shirt - White

Im convinced they collect Gi dust and weave it into crappy shirts

3/23/2024 4:19:13 AM

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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid) - Black

Does this fit manlet shinguards or lanklet shinguards

3/20/2024 11:54:28 PM

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Phalanx Black Ops Arctic HPTX Shorts

Xi Bjjiping sponsored post
Buy it now
Freedom fabrics

3/19/2024 11:01:03 PM

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Kureiji "Jitslife" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

BJJHQ admin deleting my comments again. Prob loys of ppl deleted because the engagement on this niche website has nosedived

3/19/2024 2:45:16 PM

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Phalanx Frequency Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Please ship my soap
all i have remaining is a shampoo bar and they taste terrible. What an awful trick

3/17/2024 6:07:34 PM

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Phalanx Frequency Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Its 1993 at dusk and no one knows lance is juicy

3/16/2024 11:05:39 PM

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Inverted Gear 2023 Board Shorts - Black

Her legs are
Oh

3/13/2024 11:05:26 PM

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Phalanx "Winter Soldier" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

What does the armband mean bro

3/12/2024 11:01:10 PM

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Progress "Panther" Shorts - White

Looking TST
Thick solid tight
Looking forward to seeing your progress bro

3/11/2024 11:03:58 PM

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93brand "HOOKS V6" BJJ Gi - White

Omg it comes with a green belt so now i can go to the class where i can win rolls

3/11/2024 12:20:16 AM

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Jitsy Club Arctic Camo Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Brb kids, smokes r on sale

3/10/2024 8:16:27 AM

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Nation Athletic "90s Babies V2!" Shorts

Not sure if im supposed to zig or zag

3/9/2024 1:04:19 AM

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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid)

Why not put the dimensions at the top of the description instead of the bottom. And give me free stuff for my great idea thx

3/7/2024 11:41:58 PM

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Inverted Gear Lucky Panda Ranked Rash Guard

That Mauve belt is fire

3/5/2024 1:17:47 AM

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Meerkatsu Laughing Hannya Kimono - White

The demon head is rocking that GSP-era Jon Danaher hairline

2/29/2024 11:19:06 PM

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93brand Twin Twill Duffel Bag - Black

If i buy a washable bag then it won't get the disgusting smell that makes me replace my stank bags

2/23/2024 11:05:19 PM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Panda - Black

Summer asphault motif

2/22/2024 11:05:35 PM

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Kureiji "Kritters" Rash Guard

A bunch of freak shape bodied purple belts that got promoted after winning the competitons i lost

2/18/2024 11:02:09 PM

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29Niku "Let's Roll Light III" Spats

Spats no shorts, lightly. Gently. Freely.

2/16/2024 11:06:45 PM

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Tatami "Oni Eagle" / "Grappling Supply" 2pack Tee

Skullz, demons, horns. Looks like a Mercyful Fate attempt

2/14/2024 11:45:49 PM

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Kureiji "Foot Lock Klan" Rash Guard

Idk whats happening in the middle much like BJJ. Seems legit

2/12/2024 11:09:12 PM

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Flow Kimonos Feather 3.0 Grey

Is this taupe

2/11/2024 11:13:10 PM

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93brand Vintage 2.0 Hoodie

They r very sensitive on this garment for some reason

2/11/2024 3:45:24 PM

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Kitsune MK1 Long-Sleeve Rashguard

This photo set is very bizarre

2/10/2024 2:14:20 AM

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Toro Large Mesh Gym Bag

The best part about mesh in the winter is having fresh snow to clean off my putrid sweat

2/8/2024 11:04:39 PM

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Future Kimonos V1.0 Rash Guard White

Looks like a nu metal album cover from summer 2002

2/6/2024 1:37:47 AM

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Tatami "Hybrid Griffin" / "Need More Hugs" 2pack Tee

What it will look like when the elevator opens

2/3/2024 11:18:58 PM

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93brand Fleeced Joggers 2.0

I need sleep help me

2/1/2024 11:10:36 PM

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Fuji Comp Duffle - Grey and Black Bag

Le plus magnifique

1/31/2024 5:36:08 PM

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BJJ Wholesale Leglock Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Le weird

1/29/2024 11:10:39 PM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Spectre" Lightweight BJJ Gi - 2024 Edition

I wear a housecoat as my spectator gi

1/25/2024 2:56:52 PM

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Future Kimonos "Good Times Bad Times" Rash Guard

This looks like some shit that was in my high schools corkboard wall

1/23/2024 11:03:32 PM

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Kitsune "Dragon" Hoodie

Ok whatever, ill try this hoodie as an after class sweat catcher

1/20/2024 11:57:41 PM

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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag - Navy/Black

I have never owned this bag but if i did it would be this color except i wear shoes when i travel

1/18/2024 11:09:35 PM

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Phalanx "Matrix" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I wish Phalanx would put the elastic waistband in their stuff

1/16/2024 11:20:20 PM

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93brand Gold Label V2 BJJ Gi

Not sure if denim or pajamas

1/15/2024 3:06:37 AM

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"Thank You For Rolling" T-Shirt by BJJHQ

I went to bed early and im glad i didnt stay awake for.. This

1/11/2024 3:07:58 PM

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Phalanx "Rogue Squad" Spats

I found these small but my legs are chonkers at 165 so theres that. No elastic waistband was a drawback

1/3/2024 11:24:16 PM

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Future Kimonos V1.0 Rash Guard Black

Elbows too pointy

1/2/2024 11:11:33 PM

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Nation Athletic "90s Babies V2!" Rash Guard

Happy new year you filthy scoundrels

12/31/2023 11:08:56 PM

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Nation Athletic "90s Babies V2!" Rash Guard

Gosh dang it I missed the hyperfly Gi again

ReeeeeeEeeeeeEeEEEEEEeeEee

12/30/2023 4:03:53 AM

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Phalanx "Metric BLK/Red" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Too fat for medium, yall thicc mfers buy larges

12/23/2023 11:36:28 PM

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Inverted Gear "Panda 400" BJJ Gi - Black

My bank account is inverted

12/19/2023 1:53:02 AM

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93brand Twin Twill Duffel Bag - Black

Imagine posting all these pics and not having a bar of soap in the bag
But srsly, when is soap deal again?

12/18/2023 4:36:13 PM

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Phalanx "Flow Field" Spats

Showing up to NYE parties in these bad boys

12/13/2023 11:22:14 PM

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Tatami Sugar Skull Long Sleeve Rash Guard - Blue

Skulls for the skull throne

12/12/2023 11:01:37 PM

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Tatami "Uncover" Joggers Black

I need the sweat pants i tuck into my socks so ppl think I wrestle

12/8/2023 11:44:59 PM

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Fuji Suparaito BJJ Gi - Dark Navy

Lats guy returns!

12/1/2023 11:00:38 PM

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29Niku "Let's Roll Light III" Spats

That waistband is not buru nyuu worthy

11/30/2023 11:23:18 PM

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Inverted Gear 2023 Board Shorts - Black

That panda aint gonna fit the cake on this bear bod

11/29/2023 11:29:12 PM

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Phalanx "Winter Soldier" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I hate winter however my muffin top is in seasonal bloom

11/29/2023 6:23:03 AM

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93brand Vintage 2.0 Hoodie

Are these mats good cushions for pushin if.you know what i mean?

11/26/2023 11:39:47 PM

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The Wristlock Co. "King" Tee

Did our Buru Nyuu fandom get deleted? :(
Top 10 anime betrayals by the mods

11/26/2023 3:51:03 PM

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Flow Kimonos Feather 3.0 White

Need fat burners so I can stop being thicc af

11/24/2023 8:19:51 AM

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Jitsy Club Arctic Camo Long Sleeve Rash Guard

My wallet is frozen like Elsa

11/22/2023 11:08:46 PM

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Phalanx "Warp Speed" HPTX Shorts

Beam me outta here Scotty. My gear drawer looks like a phalanx warehouse

11/21/2023 11:08:15 PM

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Tatami Tanjun BJJ Gi - White

Fake Giblert Burns here trying to sell me a tatami purse

11/20/2023 11:19:48 PM

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Tatami "Vortex" T-Shirt - Black

This looks like something the annoying guy from Mythbusters wpuld wear in 2004

11/18/2023 11:01:15 PM

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Flow Kimonos Feather 3.0 White

Says Flow so much that i gotta go pee

11/18/2023 2:13:44 AM

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29Niku "Less Thinking / More Action" Rash Guard

Need matching shorts plz

11/16/2023 11:02:19 PM

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Phalanx "Strength and Honor" HPTX Shorts

Skulls for the skull throne

11/14/2023 11:08:58 PM

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Tatami Azure Dragon Rashguard

Strike hard, strike fast? Wrong sport. Im laying prone trying to grab your wrist like youre taking my last eggroll at a buffet

11/13/2023 11:19:50 PM

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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid) - Black

That Fuji globe ripoff is hilarious

11/10/2023 3:57:39 AM

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Tatami Recharge Pink Leopard Print Shorts (shorter inseam)

Velcro and hang dry only? Sadge as they say

11/8/2023 2:45:22 AM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda

Toothpaste color is best for smothers

11/3/2023 11:50:26 PM

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Phalanx "Mecha Wars" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Its better than some Pony shit thats for sure

11/2/2023 11:09:28 PM

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Meerkatsu "Laser Beam Flying Jitsunicorn" Shorts

Oh God theres a rashguard too? This is going to haunt us for the next 2 years

11/2/2023 3:52:35 AM

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93brand Monsters Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Dracula and Joe Rogan are both 5'4" who knew

10/31/2023 11:24:43 PM

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Inverted Gear Polka Panda Spats - Black

Y?

10/30/2023 11:21:42 PM

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Aesthetic The Alpha Kimono - Black/Gunmetal

Those sleeves aint fitting my hog arms

10/29/2023 11:20:50 PM

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Phalanx "Distorsion" HPTX Shorts

Tyson Furys vision when he got touched by Ngannou

10/29/2023 12:45:49 AM

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Kitsune "Barrage" Gear Bag - Brown

Fill mine with a barrage of macdonalds burgers. Hold the onions because my rashguard got that covered

10/28/2023 1:06:06 AM

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93brand Monsters Shorts

Frankenstein is a weight bully

10/25/2023 11:15:20 PM

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93brand "Hybrid" Hoodie

That front pocket looks wack

10/24/2023 11:11:49 PM

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Aesthetic "Legacy" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Mid

10/23/2023 11:00:53 PM

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Half Sumo "White Tiger" Dogi

A pre shrunk Gi? damn thats fire on its own

10/22/2023 11:01:54 PM

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93brand "Dark Tiger" Shorts

Even comes in 2003 regular length to match the open mat playlist

10/22/2023 7:06:01 AM

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Inverted Gear "Panda 400" BJJ Gi - Black

6 point? Sry i do sub only comps

10/19/2023 11:02:26 PM

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The Wristlock Co. "Legacy" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I love wristguards

10/18/2023 11:18:14 PM

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93brand Bad Grapplers Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Don't wound your inner warrior

10/16/2023 11:22:33 PM

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Phalanx "Premier" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Ty for rolling deals BJJHQ but i realized im too fat for a1 and too short for a2 so now i can only buy nogi gear and bad tshirts

10/15/2023 12:59:45 AM

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Grips Secret Weapon 2.0 Blue Gi

Im in between fat and thicc, will there be a hyperfly gi for me

10/14/2023 12:17:56 AM

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Rash Guardians "Zebra" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Eye dios mio

10/12/2023 11:02:29 PM

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Phalanx "Flow Field" HPTX Shorts

The scent of Orange Pekoe teabags wafts into your nostrils

10/11/2023 11:00:57 PM

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Aesthetic "The Girl" Rash Guard

Paying tribute to the girl sounds like an onlyfans ad

10/10/2023 11:02:51 PM

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Tatami Tanjun BJJ Gi - Black

Im just here for the Tatami purse that comes with it

10/9/2023 11:15:09 PM

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Finishers "Reaper" Hoodie Limited Edition

Too close to a punisher skull for me lol

10/7/2023 11:06:24 PM

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Jitsy Club Arctic Digital Camo Shorts

Looks like wearing underwear on the outside of your camo shorts

10/5/2023 3:35:37 AM

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93brand "Goose Feather" Lightweight BJJ Gi - White

I hate when the geese are crossing the road and they make me late for work. But now i know i can make geese into gi's so my life has changed

10/1/2023 11:02:08 PM

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Phalanx "Dragon" HPTX Shorts

Would buy if it said bad dragon

10/1/2023 10:30:37 AM

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Tatami "Success" Zip Hoodie Grey

I guess october is coming so we get an influx of skullz/demons/unicorn gear

9/28/2023 11:04:09 PM

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93brand HOOKS V5 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Classic Blue

Has sleeves.. Disappointing

9/28/2023 12:18:32 AM

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Wristlock Co. "Deal With The Devil" Rash Guard

Them bones picked a good place to stand stiff

9/26/2023 11:03:30 PM

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29Niku "Let's Roll Light III" Spats

Idk its unique.. Not down with strings on my G tights tho

9/25/2023 11:05:29 PM

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Inverted Gear Light Pearl BJJ Gi - Black

Is the belt hanger for when you hit blue and quit?

9/24/2023 11:38:02 PM

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Tatami "Uncover" Joggers Black

Who tf has calves that small other than jon jones?

9/23/2023 11:01:15 PM

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BJJ Tees Random T-Shirt 2PACK

... Which one is the rare item?

9/21/2023 11:07:52 PM

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Tatami Takedown Crew Bomber Jacket

Perfect to pair with a sleeveless gi and shrunken 93brand fleece pants, with a pair of 93brand grappling underwear to flatten any bulge. Perfection

9/20/2023 11:08:51 PM

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93brand C-SPEC "Body Butchers" Gi

This looks way better than i was expecting.. Them pants would never fit my glutes from the looks of these pics tho.. 2nd last pic is.. TST

9/20/2023 1:00:12 AM

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Phalanx "Metric BLK/Red" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Damn ive waited for the matching rashie forever and its during the brokeass week..

9/19/2023 12:07:49 AM

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Tatami "ANIP" Hoodie - Black

Ty for keeping jiu jitsu gay :3

9/17/2023 3:10:33 AM

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93brand "Butterfly" Gear Bag

Youre my butterfly sugar baby

9/15/2023 11:07:22 PM

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Phalanx "Matrix" HPTX Shorts

Copped this on a snap buy because im too fat for my smol shorts

9/14/2023 11:03:48 PM

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Finishers "Demon Samurai" Rash Guard

Cringe

9/13/2023 11:01:04 PM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Prime" Ombre Spats

Is the mens model just the womam model with a cgi bellybutton.. Or is the womens model the mens model with a high waistband..

9/12/2023 11:07:54 PM

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93brand "Hooks V5" BJJ Gi - Blacked Out Edition

Dang that price is really good for a ninja gi

9/10/2023 11:19:06 PM

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Tatami "Vortex" T-Shirt - Black

To modify a polygon so that it is inscribed in the destination rectangle exactly, pass the frame rectangle as the source

9/10/2023 12:32:12 AM

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Tatami "Onyx" Black Joggers

Fffff i want them but my legs are chonky af and they are 100% cotton

9/7/2023 11:03:20 PM

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Phalanx "Grey Worlds" HPTX Shorts

I got these before and they are awesome. The grey was a weird shade compared to this pic but w/e

9/6/2023 11:02:43 PM

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29Niku "Lets Roll Light" Rash Guard - Vintage Yellow

Fake sweaty like buying mud in a can for your jeep. I love it

9/5/2023 11:08:49 PM

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Fuji Comp Duffle - Grey and Black Bag

Ty BJJHQ for the rolling deals and presevering thru the site outages and almost selling out of varsity gis in one color. Unfortunately i didnt get a tatami bomber jacket for my aikido class but i did manage to snag a tatami gi. One day the streets will fear me

9/4/2023 11:10:39 PM

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Tatami "Nova Minimo 2.0" BJJ Gi - Black

Holy shit this Tatami greaser jacket should be our new legendary item to meme. Ponyboy never die!

9/3/2023 11:54:33 PM

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Scramble "Athlete Pro" - OD Canvas Edition

Whats up with the pants lol. Dong area contrast?

9/1/2023 11:43:10 PM

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"SPORTS" T-Shirts 2-PACK by BJJHQ

That look when the 2 for 1 deal is pain and suffering

8/31/2023 11:03:37 PM

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29Niku "Less Thinking / More Action" Rash Guard

Very smol. Not thick and jacket

8/30/2023 2:20:27 AM

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Flow Kimonos Feather 3.0 White

If it was fried chicken instead of feathers then i would be in

8/28/2023 11:07:46 PM

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Inverted Gear Academy Shorts

Please provide feedback on this single leg defense pic

8/27/2023 11:01:51 PM

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93brand Fleeced Joggers 2.0

I bought these before and they shrank so much theyre like 2" above my ankles and people can see my shin bruises. The seat and waistband shrank so much that they are unwearable.. And that was before i got fat

8/26/2023 11:05:45 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts - Olive

Legs that have never seen resistance training

8/26/2023 4:23:33 PM

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Sheepdog Response Roll-Out FUJI Mats 10' x 10'

This is the only size gi that fits me after summer bbq season

8/25/2023 12:11:21 AM

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Tatami "No Pain" Tee - Black

If that handsign was the shocker then probably still no

8/21/2023 11:12:39 PM

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Flow Kimonos Alpine Pro 2.0 - Navy Blue

If the pants interior was the exterior, id be all over this compadre

8/20/2023 11:04:59 PM

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Half Sumo Year of the Tiger Shorts

Is half sumo code word for muffin top

8/19/2023 11:16:45 PM

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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid) - Black

Can i fit a doordash order in this

8/16/2023 2:06:24 AM

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Nation Athletic "Death Cuddle Jiu Jitsu" Rash Guard

Lol my comment got deleted.. A true rarity

8/15/2023 12:17:02 PM

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Aesthetic "Alpha" BJJ Gi - Blemished

Ripstop is for betas

8/13/2023 11:09:27 PM

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93brand Citizen 7.0 Shorts

These look tight af and makes me lol how the velcro is so low quality in the marketing pic that its falling apart

8/12/2023 11:19:25 PM

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"Heel Hookin" / "Better Pull Guard" T-Shirt 2pack by BJJHQ

My fav thing these days is watching mma leg lockers get their heads caved in. Old country way

8/11/2023 12:04:09 AM

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Rash Guardians Lion Short Sleeve

Abomination

8/8/2023 4:46:40 AM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Purple

This is why they threw tea overboard

8/5/2023 11:11:04 PM

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Meerkatsu "Demon Hunter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

This looks like a yu gioh card

8/2/2023 11:22:41 PM

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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - White

Someone please get this for T Ferg so he can come back to Jits class

7/30/2023 9:52:49 AM

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Meerkatsu "Demon Hunter" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

This might be cool if i was tall, young and skinny instead of short, fat and old

7/27/2023 5:24:36 AM

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The Wristlock Co. "King" Tee

I don't get it?

7/23/2023 11:31:31 PM

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Phalanx "Premier" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I kind of dig this although it does remind me of a tire sidewall

7/19/2023 11:17:20 PM

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Meerkatsu Laser Beam Rash Guard

Brony gear is so 2018

7/18/2023 11:51:24 PM

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Phalanx "Rush" Long Sleeve Rashguard

Fresh as a GSP haircut

7/7/2023 11:11:22 PM

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Meerkatsu "Demon Hunter" Shorts

That demon has a blackbelts hairline

7/5/2023 12:34:34 AM

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Phalanx "Golem" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Pretty sick

7/3/2023 11:47:57 PM

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93brand "Cafe Jiu Jitsu" 2.0 Rash Guard - Short Sleeve

Who does the market research to determine bjj wants a cafe shirt? Baristas dont even roll

6/25/2023 11:11:25 PM

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"Thank You For Rolling" T-Shirt by BJJHQ

How much weed was rolled when designing this shirt?

6/23/2023 11:51:15 PM

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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid)

How tall is that dude in the pic? He looks smol, does this only fit A0 gang?

6/21/2023 11:18:47 PM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

Transport is the hardest part. I learned that in grade 9

6/14/2023 11:11:35 PM

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93brand Citizen 7.0 Shorts

Looks like a phalanx rip off design tbh

6/11/2023 11:14:58 PM

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Tatami Supply Co Long Sleeve Rashguard - Navy

Looks like if a prison tattoo was done with a sharpie

6/10/2023 11:01:08 PM

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Inverted Gear "Uncouth" rashguard

-1 buru nyuu ranking

6/9/2023 12:03:43 AM

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Phalanx "Black Ops II" RIZR Shorts

Jokes on them, my dong is already hidden

6/6/2023 11:11:26 PM

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Tatami Omega Backpack

How many copies of jiu jitsu university can i fit imto this book bag and will the expandable bottom fit my picture of helio

6/4/2023 11:13:04 PM

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Vital Batch #008 Moonlight (Defect)

A defective vital batch sounds like a trip to the icu

6/3/2023 11:37:47 PM

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Phalanx "Black Ops ALT" Rashguard

How do i know when i will pay.import or nah ;/

6/2/2023 11:06:48 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu M6 Kimono Mark 5 - Black

Today i am sad because i got nailed with an impirt fee for the first time ever :( spats were never my friend

6/2/2023 2:53:21 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

*goes back to sleep*

5/31/2023 11:25:02 PM

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Phalanx "Interrupter" HPTX Shorts

I love my Phalanx shorts. Only problem is having too many pairs of phalanx shorts

5/29/2023 11:30:31 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

The Cornelius batch slaps fr. May you all caress your grubby hands with the purity of armbar soap

5/27/2023 11:05:08 PM

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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - White

The coolest thing about this gi is

5/25/2023 11:54:08 PM

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Tatami Enjoy Your Flight Rashguard

Do they have palm trees in the UK or is this a blimey artists rendition

5/24/2023 11:06:10 PM

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Tatami MTP Shorts Camo (Shorter Inseam)

Idk if they look uncomfortable or if the pictures make me uncomfortable

5/15/2023 11:42:22 PM

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Kitsune "Twin Dragon" Bag

Is this large enough to hold my post-comp salt pile?

5/15/2023 12:32:04 AM

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Tatami Model X - White

I like how it has an X-it only indicator at the oil check zone

5/14/2023 8:48:34 AM

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Scramble Nostromo Long Sleeve Rashguard

I saw someone wear this irl once. They lost

5/12/2023 11:07:16 PM

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Phalanx "Metric BLK RED" Long Sleeve Rash

Phalanx, now in Virtual Boy edition. Speaking of virtual boy, the Waterworld game has the best music

5/11/2023 11:02:16 PM

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Fuji Lightweight Grey Gi

Dangggg I missed a preshrunk gi

5/10/2023 11:12:35 AM

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93brand GOD shorts "Topo" Edition

That dude needs to stop buying shorts and use the cash on a squat rack

5/8/2023 11:06:51 PM

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Kitsune Barrage Gear Bag

Damn y'all have a bathhouse at your gym? What haooens if i foeget my towel?

5/7/2023 11:01:37 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Purple

Perfect for skipping leg day and butt scooting like Kron

5/6/2023 11:01:27 PM

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Phalanx "Ares Olive" Short Sleeve Rash

Is this stain resistant and good for wearing to a restaurant? Asking for a friend

5/6/2023 1:13:46 AM

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Kitsune "Bloom" Gi - Royal Blue

Looked like sambo uniform.. Turns out its 2012 BJJ uniform. Left disappointed

5/5/2023 4:32:33 AM

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Phalanx "Rogue Squad" Spats

Copped this for my gymnastics class lets go

5/2/2023 11:03:19 PM

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Half Sumo X HQ Year of the Tiger LS Rashguard

Would buy if it had claws om the cuffs

5/1/2023 11:25:57 PM

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93brand "Butterfly" Gear Bag

Looks smol

5/1/2023 12:14:20 AM

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2-PACK Of BJJTees "Just Roll / Street Jiujitsu" T-Shirts

Im so confused by this product offering.. At least its relevant to summer weather?

4/27/2023 11:08:03 PM

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Tatami Recharge Rash Guard - Leopard

Gonna pass on this right meow

4/26/2023 4:39:31 AM

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Meerkatsu "Manual" Rashguard

Elastic waistband rashies are so good tbh

4/25/2023 2:22:13 AM

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Manto "Society" Crewneck Sweater

My bellyaching about missing hyperfly didnt post.. I appreciate bjjhq having the product line on RD tho

4/23/2023 7:11:35 AM

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Tatami Supply Co Long Sleeve Rashguard - Navy

Plz hyperfly gi or i will pretend to delete my account

4/21/2023 11:54:28 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Rashguard 2-PACK (Black, Burgundy)

That dude is 165? Her arms are like 2x the size of his

4/19/2023 11:50:52 PM

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Tatami Sun & Moon Longsleeve Rashguard

Y he so angy

4/19/2023 2:01:06 AM

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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Id rather sleep under my desk than wear this

4/15/2023 11:58:10 PM

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Scramble Snake and Dove Tee - Black

Team 2XL must have the most cringe wardrobe selection of black shirts but the easiest washload days

4/15/2023 4:24:30 AM

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"Thank You For Rolling" T-Shirt by BJJHQ

I'm just here for the unwashed large male

4/10/2023 11:22:41 PM

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93brand "Gotham" Short-Sleeve Rashguard

If you got ham then you won't fit into 93brand gear

4/9/2023 11:07:45 PM

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Manto "Torn" Rashguard

No easter rolling deals sigh

4/9/2023 12:11:55 AM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

Should have a F on it instead of S

4/8/2023 1:00:57 AM

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Datsusara HGFV Seabag (Hemp)

Put your gi in it so it can be buried at sea. No gi is the future

4/7/2023 1:21:09 AM

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Inverted Gear "Uncouth" rashguard

Worse than the seinfeld rashie

4/5/2023 11:17:07 PM

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Phalanx "Metric" HPTX Shorts

Damn these are fuckin slick fam

4/4/2023 11:05:07 PM

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TORO "BLACK HAWK" SUPER SHORTS

Boring and bland.. Cant believe these got a buru nyuu. I guess the price point is adequate

4/1/2023 12:13:48 AM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

Looks like the inner liner of a pleather jacket from hot topic

3/28/2023 5:40:08 AM

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Inverted Gear Panda Duffle Bag

My current bag isnt stinky enough to replace. Is this bag large enough to fit shin pads? For those of us that like to bang bro

3/26/2023 11:26:08 PM

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Tatami Kimuras T-Shirt - Royal Blue

2XL size inclusive for complainers

3/25/2023 11:10:05 PM

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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

Hyperfly gi plz. I see them on rollmore.. I demand manlet sized hyperfly premium gi's

3/25/2023 2:46:21 PM

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Inverted Gear 2023 Nogi Shorts - Black/Coral

These didnt even get a buru nyuu

3/24/2023 3:32:38 AM

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Scramble "Athlete" Gi Ecru (Unbleached Special Edition)

Can anyone confiem if these pants are wack? Cuz these pics are uhh?

3/22/2023 11:05:26 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

See yall tomorrow

3/20/2023 1:01:33 AM

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93brand "Strong Snake" Bag

Does it come filled with TapOut gear or nah?

3/18/2023 11:34:50 PM

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Fuji XTR Extreme Shorts Blue

Thank goodness some blank space was left on these for sponsors

3/17/2023 11:53:11 PM

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Tatami Obsolete Gi

Hyperfly gi plzzz

3/16/2023 11:12:12 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts

This dudes quads are so small theyre singles

3/16/2023 12:51:22 AM

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Phalanx "Dark King" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

If only it said dank king

3/15/2023 7:52:45 AM

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Nation Athletic "Murder Yoga" T-Shirt

I could not find Japan Brazil on google map

3/14/2023 12:46:13 AM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Navy Blue

We demand Hyperfly Gi's

3/13/2023 12:33:49 AM

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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - White

I'm holding out in hopes of hyperfly after seeing them on rolling deals eons ago

3/11/2023 5:40:45 AM

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Fuji XTR Extreme Shorts

Tbh i had a pair of fuji shorts (not these nascar ones) and they were pretty solid overall

3/10/2023 12:25:37 AM

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93brand C-Spec "Butterfly" Gi

Need caterpiller width arms to fit them sleeves

3/7/2023 11:52:32 PM

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Tatami ArmourTech Dry Fit T-Shirt

When do we get Jon Jones diaper shorts? My muffin top needs it

3/5/2023 12:47:24 AM

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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - Navy

X40 is the number if times ive not bought this

3/3/2023 11:01:52 PM

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Toro Large Mesh Gym Bag

I like that theres two pockets for both my white belts so i can switch between the sweaty one and dry one

3/2/2023 11:18:10 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu M6 Kimono Mark 5 - Black

This is the least cringe Progress gear I've seen

3/2/2023 9:44:27 AM

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Scramble "3D Logo" Long Sleeve Rashguard

Does this come with the 3d glasses or are they sold separately

2/28/2023 11:02:02 PM

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93brand GOD shorts "Topo" Edition

This is lots of words about 93brand shorts but we shall never forget underweargate

2/27/2023 11:02:50 PM

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Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi

Dang i was waiting for this color scheme but it shows up during a brokeass day fml

2/26/2023 11:19:47 PM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - White

uWu now i can finally match my fabulous grappling tights ;3
Buru nyuu

2/23/2023 11:10:21 PM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda

Dang fam this looks slick

2/21/2023 11:05:33 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts - Olive

Would wear just the liner so my opponents have to face my long sword and bulging veins

2/21/2023 12:05:12 PM

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Kitsune "Hydro" Ombre Spats

Thick, solid, tight

2/18/2023 5:28:29 AM

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Meerkatsu "Manual" Rashguard

Last thing i need is giving my opponent the idea to.toehold me

2/14/2023 11:19:45 PM

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Kitsune "Bloom" Gi - Royal Blue

Well well.. Unicorn gi guy is also wearing a Kitsune gi. A great conspiracy is upon us

2/14/2023 6:14:29 AM

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Sapien Spats - Black/Grey/Blue

Spats with drawstrings bother me on a gutteral level

2/11/2023 11:14:17 PM

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93brand X Meerkatsu Hell Hooks 2.0 Rash Guard

Wear this to ADCC and get finished by guillotine

2/10/2023 7:48:44 AM

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Progress M6 Mark 5 Gi - Green

So cringe when euros try to market military styles to north america

2/8/2023 12:02:30 AM

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93brand Standard Issue Rashguard 2-PACK (Vintage Blue, Deep Green)

Mid

2/6/2023 11:03:31 PM

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93brand "Emblem" Panel Hat

Head shape is wrong for this style of hat. He should wear a 93brand fedora if attempting to looksmaxx

2/5/2023 12:02:38 AM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

These lame dragons on bjj gear are akin to a gymbro getting a tribal tattoo on their traps to show off while doing shrugs in the squat rack

2/4/2023 6:26:11 AM

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Phalanx "Speed" Rash Guard

My pit stop also smells like burning rubber

2/2/2023 11:21:11 PM

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Inverted Gear 'Panda 400' BJJ Gi - Unbleached

It looks the same with and without eye comfort shield turned on. Tremendous

2/2/2023 9:10:06 AM

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Scramble Snake and Dove Tee - Black

Idk what I'm looking at rn

1/31/2023 11:55:19 PM

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Kitsune "Bloom" Compression-Lined Shorts - Navy

My armbar soap has been in customs for 2 weeks and still hasnt arrived fml

1/30/2023 11:05:06 PM

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93brand C-SPEC "Blackout" Jiu Jitsu Gi

Mid.
And from the smol clothes vendor.
Never forget underweargate

1/30/2023 12:35:52 AM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey

The worst of the worst

1/26/2023 11:20:41 PM

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Phalanx "Squad Hawk" Rashguard

This is CLEAN

1/25/2023 11:00:23 PM

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93brand "Butterfly Originals" Casual Gi Pants - Midnight Navy Colorway

Last pants i bought from 93brand shrank every wash and now are legit 2" shorter. Shit is like wearing double ended capri's

1/25/2023 1:07:38 AM

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Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi - Mint/Green

Crap i was waiting for this spearmint color but alas my wallet is bare

1/23/2023 11:46:46 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

Not even worth a buru

1/23/2023 8:14:11 AM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Still waiting on my rolling deals soap fml

1/21/2023 11:03:06 PM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Jiu jitsu dont work on me bro i only see red

1/21/2023 1:40:37 AM

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Fuji Elemental Gi (Blue)

These sizes are very bizarre

1/20/2023 12:04:49 AM

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Finishers "Reaper" Rashguard

Dangggg new brand for the fam

1/18/2023 11:01:32 PM

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Nation Athletic "Therapeutic Violence" Hoodie

A NEW CHALLENGER HAS ENTERED THE ARENA

1/17/2023 11:12:32 PM

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Phalanx "Grey Worlds" HPTX Shorts

Bruh these fuck
Phalanx world 4 life

1/16/2023 11:07:59 PM

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GOLD LABEL V4 by 93brand Jiu Jitsu

I really enjoy this overcast cloud, angst-dripping grey. Decent

1/16/2023 8:01:23 AM

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Tatami Kimuras T-Shirt - Royal Blue

*zooms in on blank backside of tshirt*

1/14/2023 1:53:07 AM

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Phalanx "Arctic Black Ops" Rashguard

Pretty cool and in both M and F sizing

1/10/2023 11:11:56 PM

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Fuji Lifestyle Bag (Black/Blue)

Now accepting orders for 2024.

Jk these look sick

1/9/2023 11:05:42 PM

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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Looks like it fits like Kramers jeans

1/8/2023 11:59:53 PM

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Manto "Future" Rashguard - Black

Future savings of $29 when i don't buy this

1/8/2023 3:05:31 AM

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Inverted Gear 2023 Nogi Shorts - Black/Coral

Same style velcro closure as Phalanx shorts, except pandas are the bear of the enemy

1/5/2023 12:25:03 AM

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Phalanx "Sharp" HPTX Shorts

Theres a lot going on here.. But theres no velcro

1/3/2023 11:12:51 PM

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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Idk how anyone will be able to fit into 93brand after the holidays

1/1/2023 11:02:08 PM

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Tatami Azure Dragon Rashguard

Happy new year you filthy scoundrels

1/1/2023 6:30:51 AM

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Phalanx "Distorsion" Rashguard

Fucking love Phalanx all over my body

12/31/2022 1:05:09 AM

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Fuji Suparaito Gi Black
(Worldwide Edition)

Whats with the long distance pics lol

12/30/2022 11:12:59 AM

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Phalanx "Snow" Rashguard

10/10 for winning wet tshirt contest when hanging wit the boiz (in Khabibs hottub)

12/28/2022 11:09:45 PM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

Wont fit someone thicc & jacket

12/28/2022 4:05:46 PM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

Peas and violins

12/27/2022 12:54:45 AM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda - All Black

How much shrinkage in bamboo Gi's? Kind of want it but is it sandpapery after lots of washes?

12/26/2022 12:27:07 AM

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Fuji Suparaito Gi (Worldwide Edition)
Navy

Mid

12/23/2022 3:39:36 AM

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2-PACK of 93brand Standard Issue Rashguards (Black, Smoke Grey)

That dude looks like hes 120lb and struggling to breathe from how tight that rashie is lol

12/21/2022 11:08:37 PM

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Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi

Them dang ol pandas aint finishing their dinner

12/18/2022 11:06:53 PM

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Manto "Torn" Rashguard

BJJHQ i am excited for 2023 drops. When is next rolling deals? 🙏

12/17/2022 11:25:10 PM

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Scramble "3D Logo" Long Sleeve Rashguard

Inside out print

12/16/2022 11:09:43 PM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Whoever designed that tramp stamp should be fed to dragons

12/16/2022 12:09:26 AM

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Phalanx "Lionheart" HPTX Shorts

Have these and theyre pretty lightweight. Waist seemed a tad smaller than my other phalanx shorts tho

12/14/2022 9:48:38 AM

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Inverted Gear's "Panda 400" Gi

Daaaangggg this one is slick fam

12/11/2022 11:01:15 PM

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Tatami "Master" T-Shirt

Tatami tshirts have the worst collars out of all my cringe BJJ shirts. Loses elasticity and droops in the front

12/9/2022 11:42:49 PM

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Scramble "Standard Issue" Gi

These pants look wack? Does anyone have this Gi and can give feedback plz?

12/8/2022 11:07:59 PM

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Phalanx "Arc Reactor" Rashguard

Avenge my phalanx

12/7/2022 11:26:43 PM

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Scramble "Kano" Judo-Inspired BJJ Gi

Dangggg this thing is more thicc then my winter jacket

12/6/2022 11:10:43 PM

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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

No

12/5/2022 11:04:59 PM

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Phalanx "Core" Rashguard

Phalanx <3 can we get Core spats plzz

12/4/2022 11:20:20 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Rashguard

Do Bjjhq x Phalanx and I would buy

12/4/2022 12:10:26 AM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

If that kanji translates to Yamcha then this is perfect for me

12/3/2022 12:16:58 AM

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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Is Phalanx, is good

12/2/2022 4:04:34 AM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Would have been better if it fell into the sea rather than coming from overseas

11/30/2022 11:09:43 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Rashguard 2-PACK (Black, Burgundy)

"True to size" for this body type

11/29/2022 11:19:14 PM

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Phalanx "Glitch" Spats

Is this a windows 98SE screensaver or is the CTE finally getting to me?

11/28/2022 11:11:57 PM

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Tatami OBSOLETE Gi - Cyber Monday Sale (Subtle Red Markings on Gi - See Pics / Description)

Gi jitsu is an excuse to wear a jacket in the winter

11/28/2022 4:55:54 AM

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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

I have black eyes from the amount of facepalming i did in the last 24hrs

11/26/2022 11:20:03 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

That optimus prime rashguard makes me side with unicron. Dear lord

11/26/2022 8:20:39 PM

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Tatami ArmourTech Dry Fit T-Shirt

What in tarnation is this neck cut? My 2004 era goatee will fit perfectly for once

11/24/2022 11:06:35 PM

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Phalanx "Speed" Rash Guard

Would buy if the matching shorts have a large gearstick on them

11/24/2022 3:11:23 AM

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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

Why is there an arse jaguar. "Bro this design is cats ass"

11/22/2022 11:05:02 PM

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Tatami Vengeance Hoodie - Sand

Wheres all the zip ups danggggg

11/21/2022 11:36:16 PM

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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard

How is Large 160lb but medium goes up to 165lb?

11/21/2022 4:43:26 AM

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Phalanx "Thrash" Spats

Yall got no hespect for thrash metal and probably listen to Godsmack

11/17/2022 11:22:43 PM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Rashguard

Horrid. They even put stop signs on the arms to ward off customers

11/17/2022 3:37:39 AM

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93brand Coffee Mugs Set

If these are like 93brand underwear then theyll only be holding 3/5ths of a cup

11/16/2022 12:47:21 AM

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Tatami Vengeance Hoodie

Theres zero chance these 21" pythons are fitting inside those sleeves brother

11/14/2022 11:07:54 PM

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93brand X Meerkatsu Hell Hooks 2.0 Rash Guard

Absolutely

11/13/2022 11:18:48 PM

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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - Navy

Definitely seen this Gi show up 4x times

11/12/2022 11:54:36 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Hybrid Shorts

Skip leg day? #progress

11/12/2022 4:55:39 AM

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Tatami Navy & Maroon Bobble Hat

When i try to use paypal it redirects me to about:blank webpage. Had to go through the website and use a different payment method and it only worked when I pressed Enter on my phone keyboard since no other buttons appeared. Plz fix this app payment link BJJHQ :(

11/10/2022 2:10:38 AM

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Phalanx "Alloy" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I love Phalanx but a brother needs a rashie to match the distorsion shorts.. Still might buy because phalanx owns

11/8/2022 4:23:03 AM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - White

:/

11/7/2022 1:14:20 AM

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Scramble Nostromo Long Sleeve Rashguard

Ugh and to think they sponsor Polaris tomorrow

11/4/2022 11:19:14 PM

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93brand "Strong Snake" Bag

Does 93brand underwear fit inside this or does this fit inside the underwear

11/3/2022 11:01:48 PM

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Toro "Kraken" Rash Guard

The contrast between pic 4 ILS and pic 5 sure is something

11/2/2022 5:33:01 AM

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Tatami Uncover Jogger Navy

Damn these look like they'd only fit Jon Jones sized calves. Curse all these years of squats and leg days

10/31/2022 11:14:31 PM

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Tatami Kimuras T-Shirt - Royal Blue

Wat

10/29/2022 11:00:47 PM

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Phalanx "Distorsion" HPTX Shorts

I love Phalanx HPTX shorts <3
This color and pattern tho.. Sigh

10/28/2022 11:03:42 PM

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Fuji - All Around BJJ Gi Black/Purple/Gold

550gsm thicc jacket to keep y'all warm during the winter

10/27/2022 5:55:33 AM

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Tatami ANIP Hoodie

well now we know what a British beach looks like.. I'll stick to Florida

10/25/2022 11:01:20 PM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Rolling deals soon pls

10/25/2022 2:54:25 AM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Spats

F

10/24/2022 4:20:08 AM

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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

Lol highest quality? My Manto Gi fell apart within 3 weeks of comp training. They run large and are pretty ill fitting from what I experienced

10/22/2022 11:06:25 PM

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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

93brand fits like Kramer's jeans

10/22/2022 4:25:24 AM

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Tatami Takedowns Ain't Dead T-Shirt - White

I got a Tatami T-shirt before and the collar is garbage. Lost elasticity after the 3rd wash and now it hangs loose in the front

10/21/2022 5:21:03 AM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey

F

10/19/2022 11:09:48 PM

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Fuji Comp Convertible Backpack Duffle

Wow awesome selection of bags.
BTW Oct 17th was the 25th anniversary of Just Bleed Guy. He'd buy this bag

10/17/2022 11:05:56 PM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

Looks like its made out of recycled affliction t-shirts from 2008

10/17/2022 1:50:31 AM

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BJJTees 2 Pack-Shirts (Yellow/Black)

No love for the Commonwealth cretins in Oz and Canada

10/15/2022 11:14:43 PM

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Tatami Combat Club Hoodie - Black

So much Albinoism must be that UK sun

10/13/2022 11:02:02 PM

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Phalanx Black Ops Arctic HPTX Shorts

FML had to sleep early and missed it

10/13/2022 2:58:40 AM

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Manto "Torn" Rashguard

New meaning to getting ripped off. From the same brand that sponsors Chess Boxing.

10/10/2022 11:05:53 PM

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Kitsune Hydro Rashguard

If the side panels were dinosaur bones woven together with spiderwebs then I would buy it

10/6/2022 11:06:10 PM

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93brand "Art of War" Spats

Never forget 93brand's underweargate. Their fleece joggers kind of suck too, the pockets shrank and now that shit is like wearing capris

10/6/2022 12:36:34 AM

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Tatami Easy Peasy T-Shirt Black

Artist name 47kills.. Aleksei Oleinikhas 47 wins by submission..
I'm just saying, look into it.

10/4/2022 2:00:31 AM

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Kitsune "Hydro" Ombre Spats

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9/29/2022 11:33:27 PM

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Tatami Success Zip Hoodie - Black

Fam you are ruthless on buyouts tonight haha that was so fast

9/28/2022 11:37:30 PM

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Tatami Success Zip Hoodie - Black

Winter is coming

9/28/2022 11:32:51 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

Well that's one way to get P down your neck

9/28/2022 2:30:00 AM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

Dinobot was the most valiant of them all.
BEAST WARS

9/26/2022 11:14:29 PM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - Black

Whoever wears this deserves Palheras leglocks that will send them to the glue factory

9/26/2022 8:26:03 AM

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93brand "Bad Grapplers Club" Long Sleeve Rash Guard - Black

93brand has been Bad Gear Club for me but I am in more than one club. #didnotbuyclub

9/24/2022 11:02:41 PM

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Scramble "Kano" Judo-Inspired BJJ Gi

At that GSM it'll be more encumber than scramble

9/24/2022 2:10:28 PM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts

I understand why they put their logo inside a Stop sign

9/23/2022 4:18:17 AM

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Phalanx "Interrupter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Phalanx owns and this rashguard is better than all the Rolling Deals that weren't Phalanx

9/21/2022 11:44:59 PM

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93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition

No musclar glutes fit in these, only asstrophy

9/20/2022 6:09:10 AM

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Inverted Gear Canvas Panda Gi - White

Imagine wearing a gi on an ADCC weekend

9/18/2022 11:28:12 PM

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93brand "Cauli Floral" Long Sleeve Rashguard

Man wtf I was waiting for those phalanx enzo shorts to come thru not this cauli trashguard

9/17/2022 11:05:52 PM

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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black

DONT BUY 93BRAND UNDERWEAR. REMEMBER UNDERWEARGATE

9/17/2022 6:35:13 AM

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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black

If you want notifications change your battery setting for BJJHQ app to unrestricted. Worked for me

9/17/2022 12:48:41 AM

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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black

It. Is. Time.
My body is ready

9/16/2022 11:13:45 PM

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Phalanx "Shatter" II HPTX Shorts

Oh hell yes. I did buy this. Best shorts no cap

9/16/2022 5:18:25 AM

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Tatami "Control" BJJ Gi - White

I like TATAMI but idk about this design. The font is cool I guess

9/14/2022 11:09:33 PM

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Manto "Society" Crewneck Sweater

Well, I acquiescence to Aesthetic being better than this ..thing

9/14/2022 12:46:38 AM

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Tatami "Takedown Tiger" Shorts

I mark for Tatami but these shorts ain't it. Need Phalanx BATL shorts plz

9/11/2022 5:16:55 AM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

Thank goodness this matches my wedding rashguard

9/10/2022 12:55:39 AM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Rashguard

Sad

9/9/2022 12:15:35 AM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Black

Get yer gi's fam, Pakistan is flooded AF and that's where most Gis are produced

9/8/2022 2:38:45 AM

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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

Reminds me of Pog from the 90s except it's the ones from dollar store assorted pack

9/7/2022 1:30:05 AM

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93brand "100 kg V4" BJJ Gi - White

I rather get hit with an anvil than wear this

9/6/2022 4:32:43 AM

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Phalanx "Dimension" HPLT Shorts

Phalanx gear owns and these probably do too. Their graphics are so good IRL the pics won't do justice

9/4/2022 11:49:27 PM

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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

*presses F*

9/4/2022 12:30:23 AM

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93brand "Console" Tee

No thx. Rolling deals for labor day pls

9/3/2022 3:42:02 AM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo BJJ Gi - White

Sooooo.. Labor day rolling deals or nah?

9/2/2022 8:27:10 AM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo BJJ Gi - White

This gi is clean AF. Cheers to those getting this deal

9/2/2022 12:16:08 AM

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Manto "Jungle" Rashguard

On a serious note, this doesn't appear to have the silicone waistband at the bottom, unlike a quality Tatami rashie. Both companies get F in art class tho

8/31/2022 11:27:52 PM

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Tatami "Uncover" BJJ Gi - Black

TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI <3

8/31/2022 2:08:22 AM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Rashguard

Someone designed this and called it aesthetic. Imagine what their house looks like

8/29/2022 4:18:57 AM

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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - Navy

Came for XXXXL, left disappointed

8/28/2022 12:15:21 AM

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Tatami Original Grey Camo Hat

I wish it said Aesthetic so I could wear it upside down and start a tiktok trend

8/27/2022 12:32:59 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I feel like in a closed guard situation, a chakram would have greater breaking power than a katana. Can Danaher please confirm?

8/25/2022 8:38:04 AM

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Phalanx "Lionheart" HPTX Shorts

I thought at first it was flowers or something but now I'm angry because I see the lion face laughing at me as I pass on velcro-free shorts

8/24/2022 1:24:49 AM

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Manto "Future" Rashguard - Black

Its like someone typed a memo in the "your design here" text box

8/22/2022 11:02:27 PM

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Toro "Kraken" Shorts

I wish these said TATAMI

8/21/2022 5:03:41 AM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Who is responsible for this abominable design? That panel art

8/20/2022 4:11:32 AM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Blue

Eats shoots and leaves

8/18/2022 2:58:03 AM

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Scramble Nostromo Long Sleeve Rashguard

What in tarnation? What happens if I cross both arm streams?

8/17/2022 12:49:00 AM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Tie Dye Rash Guard

F

8/13/2022 11:45:18 PM

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Aesthetic "The Black" BJJ Gi

Metallica esque in its presentation

8/10/2022 11:11:13 PM

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Fuji All Around Gi - Dark Navy

Fuji owns because it makes me feel like mega Manlet when I wear A2

8/8/2022 11:11:03 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Spats

This looks like Gwar based Jiu Jitsu

8/7/2022 5:46:50 AM

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Tatami "Master" T-Shirt

Terrible

8/6/2022 2:24:20 AM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Green/Woodland Camo

For those who skip leg day

8/4/2022 11:02:48 PM

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Phalanx "Black Ops II" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Now they'll never see me tap out

8/3/2022 11:11:04 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "Panther" Shorts

Seems like a dangerous game to play when being on the wrong end of a body lock pass

8/1/2022 11:19:05 PM

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Scramble Kneeon Long Sleeve Rash Guard

What am I even looking at

7/31/2022 11:02:48 PM

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Tatami "Super" BJJ Gi - Navy

Oldmanwithpainedsmile.jpg

7/30/2022 11:16:35 PM

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Phalanx "Rush" HPTX Shorts

Just what I need for my culture beats playlist

7/29/2022 11:05:18 PM

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Inverted Gear Lucky Panda Ranked Rash Guard

Cringe

7/28/2022 11:24:33 PM

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Manto Elipses Shorts - Black

Jan is cool but these lookalike 93brand can't fool me
MANTO
YOUR

7/28/2022 1:16:15 AM

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Half Sumo Kensei Dogi - White

I thought hand drawn devil faces were Fuji's domain. Madness

7/27/2022 12:53:36 AM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

They paid someone to design this.
Look into it

7/26/2022 11:25:03 AM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Hybrid Shorts

Progressed too far in squats to have my porkchops fit into these leglings

7/25/2022 8:58:55 AM

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Phalanx "Ares" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

BTW the Phalanx logo on the back is not centered and once you notice it cannot be unseen

7/24/2022 2:48:41 PM

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Phalanx "Ares" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Does this match the Beastwars shorts

7/23/2022 11:11:13 PM

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Tatami Standard Charcoal T-Shirt

I can't login on the website, only on the android app. Assuming that happened to the other ppl and why posts are low. Buying this shirt anyway lol

7/22/2022 11:19:51 PM

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Manto "Torn" Rashguard

Ironically looks like the lapel on my manto gi

7/21/2022 11:56:16 AM

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Scramble Kneeon Shorts

Kneeoff my wallet on this one

7/19/2022 11:27:19 PM

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Phalanx "Black Ops II" Spats

Don't need to see it I only see red bro

7/19/2022 12:00:49 AM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "Panther" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Shouts lightning, farts a notification symbol

7/17/2022 11:09:48 PM

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Tatami Classic BJJ Gi - White

I have an actual question about Tatami Gi's since I don't have one yet. Do the gi's shrink a lot?

7/17/2022 3:31:50 AM

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Manto "Miami" Grappling Spats

Need a purple windbreaker from 1992 to match these

7/15/2022 5:44:40 AM

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Tatami Takedown Tiger Rash Guard

TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI
TATER TOT
TOMATO POT
HOT POTATO
PASS

7/13/2022 11:40:05 PM

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Phalanx "Shatter" HPTX Shorts

Tramp stamp ruins these for me
Rolling deals ruined my wallet
2 2=0

7/12/2022 1:56:05 PM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - White

IDK I bought manto gi once and it was pretty fragile

7/10/2022 11:09:49 PM

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Tatami Combat Club Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Thank the makers that rolling deals have spared me this evening

7/9/2022 11:09:12 PM

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Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue

FUJI ELECTRIC SPATS - BLACK - $25

Have good rolls on Saturday fam

7/9/2022 1:23:28 PM

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Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue

HALF SUMO "KAIJU" SHORTS -$29

7/9/2022 8:55:48 AM

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Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue

Man you guys are cruel to do this during an Canada wide internet outage. That's likely the only reason I got some sweet joggers this time around :D

7/9/2022 2:09:22 AM

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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Military Green

550gsm must be like getting thrown inside a sleeping bag
Thicc and jacket

7/7/2022 11:03:39 PM

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93brand "Happy Thoughts" Tee

I have returned to say I received my Tatami tech T-shirt and tbh I was impressed by the quality

7/7/2022 11:33:52 AM

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93brand "Happy Thoughts" Tee

Is "generous torso length" actually code for "fits over my dadbod lumps"?

7/6/2022 11:36:43 PM

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Manto "Future" Shorts - Yellow

These shorts offend my otherwise good sensibilities.
Only TATAMI gets to put book words all over their products.

7/6/2022 1:07:00 AM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

This is maybe the least trash offering from this brand and at worst it includes a trashbag

7/5/2022 1:26:08 AM

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93brand Tea Tree Oil Shampoo 2-PACK

Imo need a "GSP Grease" formula to help slide into the 93brand underwear

7/2/2022 11:40:25 PM

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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - White

Thank goodness they clearly indicate this is a uniform to take out the guesswork

6/29/2022 11:05:31 PM

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93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition

The inseam looks crazy high on the red ones lol they're so high it's creasing into the gluteus bits

6/28/2022 11:30:21 PM

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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts

I like how BJJHQ Admin asked me to email Customer Service regarding the tiny 93brand underwear in size medium, and then sent me a response saying no refunds/returns. LOL wtf?

6/28/2022 10:15:30 AM

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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts

Well that's one way to paint a bullseye

6/28/2022 6:45:16 AM

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93brand Gotham Long Sleeve Rash Guard

93brand drew my ire from the paint-on undies and I shan't purchase their deplorable goods again

6/27/2022 11:13:37 AM

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Manto "Jungle" Fight Shorts

Looks like a safari postal stamp that got wet. Manto brand is a low quality, terrible brand.. This MA1 knockoff is more like a MA6

6/26/2022 3:35:49 AM

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Tatami Technical Training T-Shirt - Grey

Ok whatever I'm down. I just have one thing to say to y'all (other than y'all need Jesus)

TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI

6/25/2022 12:01:59 AM

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Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Rash Guard

Target audience: childless dog-moms with mohawks

6/24/2022 4:06:43 AM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

I bet Askar Mozharov snap buys this for his next name change

6/21/2022 11:11:55 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Galaxy Rash Guard

No hespect. Please buy this so I don't have to look at it again. This rashie means the splatter shorts are waiting in the wings.
*withering gaze intensifies*

6/21/2022 3:08:50 AM

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Aesthetic "Kikko" BJJ Gi - White (Black Lapel)

Imo ppl who wear Aesthetic always lose to Lachlan Giles

6/20/2022 12:57:31 PM

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Manto "Diablo" Shorts

Idk wtf I'm looking at with these shorts. Someone got paid to design these... just lol

What I need is some Legoman pants to match the 3" length of 93brand underwears

6/18/2022 3:32:03 AM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Hoodie

Wait you aren't paying me to wear this?

6/13/2022 11:08:19 PM

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93brand "100 kg V4" BJJ Gi - White

Meanwhile... In America... Attempts are being made at converting Kilo anvils to freedom units

6/11/2022 11:42:42 PM

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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

Man I haven't seen a Pog slammer on a shirt since the 90s

6/10/2022 11:31:37 PM

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Tatami Repeat T-Shirt - White

If the back of the shirt was the front it would still be Tatami
Tatami
Tatami

6/10/2022 12:55:31 AM

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Phalanx "Insignia" Spats

I have returned to voice my displeasure with Phalanx Giallo RIZR shorts because of the Velcro closure.

That is all.

6/9/2022 3:23:49 PM

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Phalanx "Insignia" Spats

Has a vibe like "let's go for sushi" and order California rolls

6/9/2022 12:15:51 AM

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93brand "Mechanics" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

The board of cringe hereby approves the creation of this functional role

6/7/2022 12:11:08 AM

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Tatami "Uncover" BJJ Gi - Black

Pouring one out for my homie Gilbert Burns, he get my hespect.
(Gilbert last seen watching TV on borrachinamma)

6/4/2022 12:47:08 AM

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2-PACK of 93brand Underwear (2022 Pocket Edition)

This will help me get thicc and jacket

6/3/2022 12:04:13 AM

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Manto "Jungle" Rashguard

Looks like a rejected UK Stamp collection when they were trying to find the path to spice and sniffed the wrong things

6/2/2022 12:39:02 AM

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Phalanx "Giallo" RIZR Shorts

What kind of matetial are these made of?

"Soft fabric" but doesn't list the blend here or on their website

6/1/2022 6:39:02 AM

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Manto "Future" Rashguard - Black

It's actually funny to me how thin and low quality Manto looks in the picture, especially after knowing what kind of hot garbage Gi's they produce

5/27/2022 6:44:59 AM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Black

The wrinkle pattern of the ill-fitted rashguard seems to offend me on a guttural level more than the lack of quadriceps clearance

5/26/2022 2:52:30 AM

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Kitsune "Dragon" BJJ Gi - Dark Grey

Sigh, I take the moral "high" road for one night and don't shtpost and missed this sick Gi

5/25/2022 9:06:49 AM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Haven't seen an arm tattoo like that since the last time I went to Lowe's

5/24/2022 10:42:06 AM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

Patron saint of Canadian mma, GSP, hath decreed that only Jukado tatami shall be imported and unrolled in the northerly lands

5/23/2022 5:47:36 AM

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Toro "Tiger King Martial Arts" Rashguard

I demanded shortsleeve rashies for bear arms, not... Not this CATastrophe

5/21/2022 6:13:02 AM

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Tatami Control BJJ Gi - Black

TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI TATAMI

Gilbert where are you..???

5/20/2022 3:28:50 AM

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Inverted Gear "Big Panda" Backpack

Let the bears pay the bear tax!

5/18/2022 1:20:44 AM

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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" HPLT Shorts

What in tarnation

5/17/2022 12:04:11 AM

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Inverted Gear Panda 400 BJJ Gi - White

Need some shirtsleeve rashies for my bear arms

Ladies love a vascular man

5/13/2022 1:38:33 PM

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Phalanx "State" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Well show me
a word that rhymes with Pavement

5/12/2022 3:47:18 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue

This is truly sick
Unfortunately I must dilute my game - Drs order
Short sleeves and short shorts

P.s. I feel ugly shoes/flipflops will soon be upon us as we celebrate summer

5/10/2022 11:34:19 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

The bag is cool

5/9/2022 3:07:43 AM

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Aesthetic Neon Short Sleeve Rash Guard

HomerFadesIntoBush.gif

5/8/2022 6:54:15 AM

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Fuji "Dark Arts" Lightweight Shorts

I'm pretty good with a Bo staff, what's the inseam on these?

5/7/2022 12:14:58 AM

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93brand Standard Issue BJJ Gi

Make a sandwich
With white bread
And mayo
Then slice it diagonally

5/6/2022 12:17:52 AM

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Phalanx "Giallo" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

How did they guess my sweat color. A perfect camouflage.

5/5/2022 6:28:06 AM

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Tatami "Nova Minimo 2.0" BJJ Gi - Black

Acceptable.. But wait what brand is this

5/3/2022 12:02:41 AM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow

White Fuji GI after rolling deals is akin to watching whatever fight was after Gaethje vs Chandler
(Fwiw burgos v. Quarantillo was also sick)

4/30/2022 11:18:36 PM

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Manto "Pressure" T-Shirt

Scramble samurai tshirt needs death metal font

4/30/2022 12:29:31 AM

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Phalanx "Dimension" HPLT Shorts

This bullseye golden ratio emphatically captures the "Take one for the team" spirit of Luke Rockhold
Or
Highlights why they call the area under the curve 'nether region'

4/29/2022 12:03:46 AM

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Tatami Azure Dragon Rashguard

This will match my Trapper Keeper

4/28/2022 6:00:43 AM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda

Hespect this color
But
A1 should be a red panda to represent S tier manlet divisions
That is all

4/27/2022 4:27:48 AM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Tie Dye Rash Guard

HomerFadesIntoBushes.gif

4/26/2022 4:57:47 AM

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Tatami Bushido BJJ Gi - White

My man Gilbert loses 1 fight and Tatami replaces him with some guy that cuts his own hair

4/23/2022 2:08:45 AM

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Phalanx "Black Ops II" Spats

HomerDisappearsIntoBushes.gif

4/21/2022 11:27:59 PM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black

Shit brand, worst Gi I've owned.

Lapel split and frayed from tying my belt after less than 3 weeks.

Manto acts like it's some German brand .. The Gi is actually made in Pakistan

4/16/2022 5:25:56 AM

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Manto "Strong Waves" BJJ Gi - Navy

So bad I only I bought 1

Oss

1/12/2022 6:42:59 AM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - White

Garbage brand imo.

I have the blue Manto "strong waves" Gi and it a the worst Gi that I've owned. The lapel faded, cracked and tore after less than 3 weeks of classes and cold- water washing.

3/25/2022 7:22:46 AM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue

Appreciate the point about the pant strings ..
would be annoying

5/10/2022 11:35:40 PM

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Phalanx "State" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

One way traffic only
Free oil check included

5/12/2022 3:49:55 PM

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Phalanx "Giallo" RIZR Shorts

Thanks bro. I'll give these a shot. Checked my Fuji shorts and they're 92% polyester, 8% spandex.

6/1/2022 1:28:40 PM

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2-PACK of 93brand Underwear (2022 Pocket Edition)

Take care of your underwears

6/3/2022 5:32:04 AM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Shortsleeve rashies and if you don't like it then we wholely denigrate your biceps genetics

6/12/2022 11:24:48 PM

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Phalanx "Cinza" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Bony plant-based bamboo butts still don't fit in those underwears

6/17/2022 8:49:58 PM

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Fuji Suparaito BJJ Gi Dark Arts Edition Black

Lol $5 shipping to Canada? Its $20 shipping. You know, cost of communism and all that

6/23/2022 1:44:06 AM

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93brand Gotham Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Only way these fit is skipping the line when God hands out buttocks. Skipping leg day didn't work

6/27/2022 11:10:25 AM

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93brand Gotham Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I honestly have no idea who they fit its for sure the worst 3am delirium purchase yet

6/27/2022 11:08:35 AM

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93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition

I think the underwear comes in a 2 pack so you can sew them together into 1 normal size pair

6/28/2022 11:23:52 PM

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Phalanx "Shatter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Stop buying all the 2xl and save some cake for the rest of us

7/3/2022 11:40:56 PM

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Manto "Future" Shorts - Yellow

screechingprotestor.gif

7/6/2022 6:41:11 AM

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Manto "Future" Shorts - Yellow

Not sure about shorts. I got a Manto Gi once. The lapel frayed and split (at the beltline and collar) in less than 3 weeks

7/6/2022 1:11:43 AM

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93brand "Happy Thoughts" Tee

I only need one postage stamp size rubber after trying to wear 93 underwear

7/7/2022 11:34:50 AM

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Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue

HALF SUMO "KAIJU" SHORTS -$29

7/9/2022 8:57:05 AM

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Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue

SCRAMBLE ATHLETE 2.0 JIU JITSU GI - $79

7/9/2022 8:57:33 AM

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Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue

Heritage minister's fault

Look into it

7/9/2022 2:13:31 AM

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Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue

Build your padded room bro
Sleeveless Gi with joggers, commando because you only have 93brand underwear
Follow your dreams

7/9/2022 2:23:06 AM

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Tatami Combat Club Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Now you just need to petition BJJHQ for a BJJ journal so you can record your wonderous tales of evolution and mastery

7/10/2022 5:28:17 AM

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Manto "Miami" Grappling Spats

Terrible in my experience for gi
My teammate has shorts and they held up but look pretty worn compared to Kings gear in same time frame

7/15/2022 5:46:32 AM

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Tatami Classic BJJ Gi - White

Thanks all

7/17/2022 9:07:05 PM

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Tatami Classic BJJ Gi - White

Boring idea. Its better to wait for tatami strawberry spats to drop here

7/17/2022 9:09:31 PM

Comment on:

Progress Jiu Jitsu Hybrid Shorts

Do I wear spats under my grapplers kilt?

7/25/2022 5:09:49 PM

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Manto Elipses Shorts - Black

Unlike Vettori this hero faces his shorts forwards

7/28/2022 1:17:27 AM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "Panther" Shorts

I came back to buy them after considering I don't have anything like this.. Sold out. Sales Progress

8/2/2022 6:11:17 PM

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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

Manto Manto Manto Manto Manto Tata..Manto

8/3/2022 5:25:28 AM

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Phalanx "Black Ops II" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I got some shorts and now I am also a believer

8/4/2022 9:19:17 AM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Green/Woodland Camo

Same and I can't login on the website and can only use the app

8/5/2022 12:33:01 PM

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Toro "Kraken" Rash Guard

93brand is what a Lego man would wear in place of Ed Hardy

8/8/2022 12:30:20 PM

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Fuji All Around Gi - Dark Navy

Gordon couldn't finish a GED starting from the back position

8/9/2022 2:09:52 PM

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Manto "Torn" Shorts

I also

8/10/2022 1:35:27 AM

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Aesthetic "The Black" BJJ Gi

Now we know who skips open mat

8/11/2022 5:55:15 AM

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Inverted Gear "Big Panda" Backpack

How many Gi's can fit in this?

8/13/2022 6:30:30 AM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Shorts

You'll be disappointed when you see the last pic.. Or if your order shows up

8/15/2022 5:28:02 AM

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Tatami Control BJJ Gi - Black

Same and it always shows I "bought this deal"

8/16/2022 9:08:27 AM

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Scramble Nostromo Long Sleeve Rashguard

Tatami rashguards own tbh that elastic a the bottom is killer. Hayabusa uses it too

8/17/2022 10:22:35 PM

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Phalanx "Distorsion" Rashguard

Only ugly ones in these end times

8/19/2022 10:41:41 PM

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Phalanx "Lionheart" HPTX Shorts

Ugh I caved and bought them anyway. This comes out of my chicken nuggie budget

8/24/2022 1:58:27 AM

Comment on:

Inverted Gear Canvas Panda BJJ Gi - Black

How can you expect them to learn how to jiu jitsu if they can't fit inside the panda?

8/26/2022 7:58:55 AM

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Tatami Original Grey Camo Hat

A group of adults approved this design and had numerous units produced. Look into it

8/27/2022 3:33:08 PM

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Phalanx "Black Ops II" RIZR Shorts

Nay ty for this. Rizr shorts own and have a Velcro tab that you gotta pull upwards rather than sideways

8/30/2022 4:04:29 AM

Comment on:

Tatami "Uncover" BJJ Gi - Black

Foo fighters would wear sleeveless gi's imo

8/31/2022 2:10:52 AM

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Manto "Jungle" Rashguard

My knuckles are sore from dragging on the ground. Need finger tape deals

9/1/2022 5:35:55 AM

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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

If he is then this rashie is proof that failing upwards works

9/7/2022 11:45:16 AM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Black

Tbh it seems like the skim milk of Gi's at that GSM lol

9/8/2022 2:58:40 PM

Comment on:

HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Rashguard

I bet that Kanji on the arm is Japanese for Dongs

9/9/2022 9:08:47 AM

Comment on:

Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Let us know if the mating dragons on the back hatch you some eggs

9/13/2022 4:29:12 AM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

I'd also be too ashamed to have this type of gear on my webpage, totally understand your post, Aesthetic rep

9/13/2022 4:25:45 AM

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Manto "Society" Crewneck Sweater

Its just the CTE brah

9/14/2022 9:26:21 AM

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Phalanx "Shatter" II HPTX Shorts

Lol same game here

9/16/2022 5:20:02 AM

Comment on:

Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black

Change your battery setting for the app to unrestricted. Its on optimized by default

9/17/2022 12:27:09 PM

Comment on:

93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition

Bought their sweatpants and they shrink inside the pockets so now they're shriveled up to my shins

9/20/2022 10:54:15 PM

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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - White

I said ohhhh
I been on bjjhq too long too long
Just trying find the shipping to my home
But the dong man is dead and gone
Dead and goneee
Dongs

9/21/2022 5:24:17 PM

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Phalanx "Interrupter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I know you're trying a reprise on dead and dong

9/22/2022 12:00:09 AM

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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

Is that why 93brand underwear would only fit if I cut off my junk?
Makes sense.

10/1/2022 3:10:29 AM

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Scramble "Standard Issue" Gi

Thank you for saving me from the pinch

10/2/2022 6:43:32 AM

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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts

They fit true to size. I had some HPLT (drawstring only) shrink around the waist but I had no issue with Rizr. They also have the stretch paneling under the legs so you can get smashed flat on the mat while inverting and not tear your shorts. Phalanx owns

10/3/2022 4:50:51 AM

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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts

Oops in made a mistake. I meant HPTX have no velcro and they're the ones that shrank.. I have so many pairs of shorts now I get confused lol

10/3/2022 5:24:15 AM

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Phalanx "State" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

One lane traffic

10/8/2022 11:05:50 PM

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Tatami Combat Club Hoodie - Black

It says Slim Fit in bold letters lol.. Skip tiramisu Tuesdays and try again

10/14/2022 2:12:40 PM

Comment on:

BJJTees 2 Pack-Shirts (Yellow/Black)

Someone didn't get the dragon blood edition

10/16/2022 8:14:40 PM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

93brand undies were so tight they cut off dongs circulation

10/19/2022 12:18:19 PM

Comment on:

Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey

$104. Check ur math

10/20/2022 10:53:00 PM

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Tatami Takedowns Ain't Dead T-Shirt - White

Its the truth about the shirts. The collars are so bad, I like tatami but I won't buy another T-shirt FM them because the collar is jank

10/21/2022 5:22:56 AM

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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

Danaher gotta sell those instructionals somehow bud

10/23/2022 12:48:00 PM

Comment on:

Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Would wear to Walmart garden center but summer is over

10/25/2022 2:56:25 AM

Comment on:

Tatami ANIP Hoodie

Stop looking at my arm sleeve tattoo and pick your own design

10/26/2022 9:01:44 AM

Comment on:

Phalanx "Distorsion" HPTX Shorts

Listen dongs, scram

10/28/2022 11:04:56 PM

Comment on:

Phalanx "Distorsion" HPTX Shorts

I bought them anyway fuck it

10/29/2022 7:52:44 AM

Comment on:

Tatami Kimuras T-Shirt - Royal Blue

Samuraiboy types like he needs a dialing wand

10/30/2022 7:50:18 PM

Comment on:

Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard

Have you tried finding the rest of your tribe on reddit bjj

10/30/2022 11:20:17 PM

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Tatami Uncover Jogger Navy

Defense was your dump stat

10/31/2022 11:15:42 PM

Comment on:

Manto "Torn" Shorts

I want a Velcro rashguard to tear or rise my opponents

11/3/2022 11:08:16 AM

Comment on:

HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Hoodie

Agreed. Pullover ruins my comb over

11/5/2022 11:35:39 PM

Comment on:

Tatami Navy & Maroon Bobble Hat

The files are IN the computer?

11/10/2022 3:37:48 PM

Comment on:

93brand Coffee Mugs Set

*features include some language other than American*

11/16/2022 12:51:55 AM

Comment on:

Fuji All Around Gi - Dark Navy

How tf do yall use so much soap dangggg

11/19/2022 11:37:04 PM

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Fuji All Around Gi - Dark Navy

BRO LISTEN, I train six days – actually six days a week. Uhhh five days a week, I’ll train three days a week, and one of those days, I’ll train two days of the week, so…six days of the week I’ll be training. Don't hold the soap in your hand, lather and put it back in the holder. Lasts way longer

11/20/2022 9:24:59 AM

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Tatami Vengeance Hoodie - Sand

Like 1 sleeve stripe wouldnt be as bad but on both sides its cringe af. At least they found a way to reuse Gi material I guess

11/21/2022 11:42:23 PM

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Phalanx "Speed" Rash Guard

Jokes on you, I'm here for circus

11/24/2022 1:24:45 PM

Comment on:

Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

These meme was ok but you lost track of time worse than the rolling deals clock. At most you would be at 1 year 5 months. Lacks the dong consistancy

11/26/2022 5:10:05 AM

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93brand Standard Issue Rashguard 2-PACK (Black, Burgundy)

Never will i forget underweargate

11/30/2022 8:41:53 PM

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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

If this was high vis orange camo i would snap buy it. For hunting dong..submissions

12/2/2022 12:56:27 PM

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Phalanx "Core" Rashguard

My secret technique is shaving hairs to a fine stubble and giving everyone road rash

12/5/2022 8:35:02 AM

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Scramble "Standard Issue" Gi

Ty badatbjj bro. Im 5'7 160, not sure Id fit into this A1 and A2 would prob be too big

12/8/2022 11:31:11 PM

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Scramble "Standard Issue" Gi

Yeah that pic made me ask questions.. Also didnt buy because the dude wearing it has vegan calves

12/9/2022 10:48:52 AM

Comment on:

Kitsune Hydro Rashguard

Look at this dudes atrophied arms bruh. His forearms are bigger than his biceps ffs lol

12/13/2022 10:53:53 AM

Comment on:

Phalanx "Lionheart" HPTX Shorts

Theyre good

12/14/2022 12:07:07 AM

Comment on:

Fuji Suparaito Gi (Worldwide Edition)
Navy

Yeah i find this happens sometimes too. Really annoying. Try ordering on the website instead of the browser, hope it works for you

12/23/2022 9:51:42 AM

Comment on:

93brand "Light on the Feet" Flip Flops

Its what you filthy scoundrels want as a stocking stuffer. Merry Christmas!

12/24/2022 11:03:05 PM

Comment on:

Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda - All Black

Thanks for the feedback fam

12/26/2022 11:06:30 AM

Comment on:

Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda - All Black

Ty this helped

12/26/2022 11:05:47 AM

Comment on:

Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Phalanx Giallo Shortsleeve rashguard $30. Sold out of medium ;-;

1/2/2023 9:50:55 AM

Comment on:

Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Phalanx Lightning Camo HPLT shorts $35. Sold oit of 32. These are sick as fuck tbh

1/2/2023 9:57:35 AM

Comment on:

Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Fuji Electric spats (black) $19. Only XS, S and 3XL

1/2/2023 10:06:35 AM

Comment on:

Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Tatami "Master" Tshirt $9. Small & medium only

1/2/2023 10:40:29 AM

Comment on:

Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Fuji Ultimate Grappling shorts (black w/ inner liner) $25. Size 28 & 36 only

1/2/2023 10:42:10 AM

Comment on:

Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT shorts (blk red) $30. Size 36 & 38 only

1/2/2023 10:53:39 AM

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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

TATAMI MINIMO 2.0 BJJ GI - WHITE $60. A1, A2XL & F4 only

1/2/2023 11:08:06 AM

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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

HALF SUMO KENSEI DOGI - WHITE $115 only some sizes.

I missed the drop before this, if someone can pick it up from here it would be awesome, i gtg

1/2/2023 12:22:01 PM

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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

PHALANX "INTERRUPTER" SHORT SLEEVE RASH GUARD $35

Later fam!

1/2/2023 12:32:33 PM

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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

Ol m8 must have read reddit posts that said "yoyr bjj class should be like going on a date"

1/6/2023 1:08:17 AM

Comment on:

Tatami Fraction Rashguard

Wait does this mean Danaher fans have a uniform now?

1/15/2023 6:31:49 AM

Comment on:

Nation Athletic "Therapeutic Violence" Hoodie

What is the symbology conspiracy here?

1/18/2023 12:04:28 PM

Comment on:

Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Mines in a bin at sortation, probably offended a bunch of furries with the lovely clean scent

1/21/2023 11:33:38 PM

Comment on:

Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey

Heelhooked by his invisible brony friend

1/27/2023 8:02:05 AM

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Kitsune "Bloom" Compression-Lined Shorts - Navy

Tatanka I don't even need soap because my staph treatments are covered by universal healthcare. My tea tree nuts are just to be a team player

1/31/2023 10:40:06 AM

Comment on:

Scramble Snake and Dove Tee - Black

Tatami collars are the worst offenders

1/31/2023 11:56:27 PM

Comment on:

Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Amen

2/4/2023 6:26:41 AM

Comment on:

Progress M6 Mark 5 Gi - Green

We had to save yall from yourselves enough already

2/8/2023 10:11:51 PM

Comment on:

Meerkatsu "Manual" Rashguard

Oh i guess this is what Bisping was talking about on Saturday

2/14/2023 11:18:57 PM

Comment on:

"Pyjama Fight Club" Hoodie by Aesthetic

Bruh i would post buru nyuu if they put a phalanx hoodie on bjjhq instead of this cringe

2/16/2023 3:04:45 PM

Comment on:

Fuji Lightweight Grey Gi

Ol m8 gonna get carked

2/17/2023 7:38:40 PM

Comment on:

2-PACK of 93brand Standard Issue Rashguards (Black, Smoke Grey)

Elbows too pointy.
I've had better

2/23/2023 12:14:39 AM

Comment on:

2-PACK of 93brand Standard Issue Rashguards (Black, Smoke Grey)

Looks like it fits like a glove (OJs glove)

2/23/2023 12:15:23 AM

Comment on:

Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Hyperfly Gi's plzzzz

2/26/2023 12:14:53 AM

Comment on:

93brand GOD shorts "Topo" Edition

The year was 2022. Grappling underwear was promised by 93brand to help us look like Ken dolls while rolling in spats only. However, tomfoolery was afoot, as the underwear was so small it would only fit a legoman body. My family jewels felt like diamond plating as it was pancaked against my body. This was a manufacturing error and not the fault of our beloved BJJHQ, whom rectified the error with their unsurp-assed customer service. However, we shall not forgive nor forget 93brand for their insolence. Remember to always watch your underwears.

2/28/2023 8:27:57 PM

Comment on:

Progress Jiu Jitsu M6 Kimono Mark 5 - Black

Temples are haram

3/2/2023 6:02:21 PM

Comment on:

Kitsune "Battle" 2-Layer Shorts - Green

You're more salty than a grain in a swimming pool

3/5/2023 11:59:24 PM

Comment on:

Inverted Gear Panda Short Sleeve Ranked Rashguard

Cs service helped me with my soap order. Dd you check spam folder or add cs to safe sender list

3/9/2023 12:38:11 AM

Comment on:

93brand "Dark Tiger" Sliders

Its 93brand, you expect it to fit adults or average shaped humans? Never forget underweargate

3/12/2023 12:56:27 AM

Comment on:

Phalanx "INSIGNIA" HPTX Shorts

And they claim to be an american brand!

3/21/2023 9:21:37 AM

Comment on:

Tatami Enjoy Your Flight Rashguard

Ok boomer. Its called romper

3/22/2023 12:17:42 AM

Comment on:

Inverted Gear 2023 Nogi Shorts - Black/Coral

Sounds like youve been too food inclusive

3/24/2023 3:30:19 AM

Comment on:

Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

I cant believe a brand like odin isnt still around in 2023

3/25/2023 8:44:18 AM

Comment on:

Phalanx "Black Ops ALT" Rashguard

I heard they fit brown belchs perfectly

3/30/2023 11:11:48 AM

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Scramble "Athlete Pro" - OD Canvas Edition

What the hell did i just read?

4/12/2023 11:48:21 PM

Comment on:

Kitsune "Dragon" Hoodie

T(°R) = (T(°C) 273.15) × 9/5

4/17/2023 4:45:08 AM

Comment on:

Kitsune "Dragon" Hoodie

Hyperfly gi on rolling deals?? Ive been waiting...

4/17/2023 4:41:58 AM

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Tatami Supply Co Long Sleeve Rashguard - Navy

Totally missed, was training :(

4/22/2023 1:15:10 PM

Comment on:

Tatami Supply Co Long Sleeve Rashguard - Navy

Any note takers know when the drop was? I dont see it on the list. R.i.p. my hopes and dreams

4/22/2023 1:31:00 PM

Comment on:

Tatami Supply Co Long Sleeve Rashguard - Navy

Dang the a0 judofly at 7est doesnt fit my caboose

4/22/2023 7:26:58 PM

Comment on:

Tatami Supply Co Long Sleeve Rashguard - Navy

Lies and slander, its normal shipping times and there is a trackable shipping code provided by bjjhq during order processing. Bjjhq customer service is excellent fwiw

4/22/2023 9:35:59 AM

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"Pyjama Fight Club" Hoodie by Aesthetic

If this is true its hilarious

4/30/2023 9:34:43 AM

Comment on:

Kitsune Barrage Gear Bag

Has a fox on it but doesnt fit my furry mask, would not recommend

5/8/2023 11:06:14 AM

Comment on:

Inverted Gear "Starter" Gi - Royal Blue

Filthy casual. We only do buru nyuu now

5/18/2023 6:13:19 PM

Comment on:

Inverted Gear "Starter" BJJ Gi - White

No one wants to start with a blank white belt again. Maybe if the belt came piss stain color itd sell

6/6/2023 9:38:41 AM

Comment on:

93brand Standard Issue V2 Shorts 2-Pack

uWu

6/14/2023 2:35:00 AM

Comment on:

Phalanx "Dragon" HPTX Shorts

Dragon deez nutz over u during a kimura

6/19/2023 11:14:14 PM

Comment on:

Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

I bought a manto before and the jacket is like a burlap sack but the pants are 1 size too small.. Maybe im just skinny fat

6/23/2023 7:55:38 AM

Comment on:

Phalanx "Rogue Squad" Spats

Your dna is an abomination

7/12/2023 12:04:11 AM

Comment on:

Aesthetic "Alpha" BJJ Gi - Blemished

Nogi no belts. Spent all ur money on Danaher. Is normal

8/14/2023 12:12:54 AM

Comment on:

93brand Fleeced Joggers 2.0

White belt level comment.. Clearly Im on the road to brown belch

8/27/2023 1:26:26 PM

Comment on:

29Niku "Less Thinking / More Action" Rash Guard

Ur thinking too much.. Go post on r/bjj about tapping early and often :D

8/30/2023 2:30:25 AM

Comment on:

Kitsune "Dragon" Hoodie

Dang rolling deals on the week i gotta pay bills and be responsible (skull emoji goes here)

9/3/2023 1:55:19 AM

Comment on:

Kitsune "Dragon" Hoodie

The above poster does not have unlimited bicep power

9/3/2023 1:51:44 AM

Comment on:

Tatami "Nova Minimo 2.0" BJJ Gi - Black

Scramble varsity gi at 10:30 EST
$69
A bunch of sizes are sold out!?

9/4/2023 10:35:38 AM

Comment on:

Tatami "Nova Minimo 2.0" BJJ Gi - Black

Scramble Varsity in white at 11:40am EST
$69
All sizes available

9/4/2023 11:41:01 AM

Comment on:

Tatami "Onyx" Black Joggers

Im not toxic im just fat!

9/7/2023 11:38:19 PM

Comment on:

Phalanx "Metric BLK/Red" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I bought it anyway. I hate it here bros

9/19/2023 4:10:26 PM

Comment on:

93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag - Navy/Black

Dudes built like a lego man

9/23/2023 5:12:31 AM

Comment on:

Phalanx "Dragon" HPTX Shorts

1

10/1/2023 7:08:19 PM

Comment on:

93brand "Goose Feather" Lightweight BJJ Gi - White

Gi's feather

10/2/2023 10:27:12 AM

Comment on:

29Niku "Let's Roll Light III" Rash Guard

The last niku rashie i got has the elastic thing at the waist and its so nice. Keeps my muffin top in place so it doesnt look like a melted cake in the sun

10/2/2023 11:03:08 PM

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29Niku "Let's Roll Light III" Rash Guard

Yea i got mine. The orders that went with usps have been ass tho. Took 3 weeks to get a tshirt through their facility

10/2/2023 11:04:41 PM

Comment on:

Kitsune "Twin Dragon" Bag

Tardreau chargrs me extra for spats even during pride month

10/7/2023 5:24:15 PM

Comment on:

Grips Secret Weapon 2.0 Blue Gi

Ur water is the issue or you hold it instead of outting back into the holder

10/14/2023 9:12:22 AM

Comment on:

Phalanx "Premier" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Nyaaaaa~ :3

10/15/2023 1:00:32 AM

Comment on:

Kitsune Cursive LITE Jiu Jitsu Gi - White/Coral

Id tell you but my doordash order just arrived

10/16/2023 3:14:33 AM

Comment on:

Nation Athletic "Therapeutic Violence" Tee

That straight hand aint tapping

10/18/2023 3:27:44 AM

Comment on:

93brand "Dark Tiger" Shorts

I spent this $ on tacos anyway

10/22/2023 7:07:15 AM

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Inverted Gear Starter BJJ Gi 2023 - White

Hyperfly lets fucking go

10/26/2023 11:03:42 PM

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Phalanx "Mecha Wars" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

After training it probably smells the same as a magic tournament

11/3/2023 12:23:52 PM

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Kitsune Hydro Rashguard

Whos proposing to who

11/5/2023 12:08:33 AM

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Kitsune Hydro Rashguard

Bro i wish

11/5/2023 10:52:39 PM

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Wristlock Co. "Victory" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Bro is built like an empty toothpaste tube

11/7/2023 4:40:20 AM

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Tatami Recharge Pink Leopard Print Shorts (shorter inseam)

Yes pleasr i need a cover for my muffin top

11/7/2023 11:07:07 PM

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Phalanx "Psychedelic" Rash Guard

Preach

11/8/2023 11:13:54 PM

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Kitsune BOX T-Shirt - "Red Skies"

Accurate. I find the neck is kinda small and that triggers my chin tucking defense

11/10/2023 11:10:02 PM

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Half Sumo "Kensei Dogi" - Black

Enjoy your $30 tariff $10 sign-at-door fee. Safer to get it deliveried to your workplace, ask me how i know

11/12/2023 11:56:24 PM

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29Niku "Less Thinking / More Action" Rash Guard

Y'all triggered and melting snowflakes etc thia is the downfall of the west and my armpits are very sweaty

11/17/2023 10:58:50 AM

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29Niku "Less Thinking / More Action" Rash Guard

Nani desu

11/17/2023 10:01:46 PM

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93brand Standard Issue L/S Rash Guard 2pack - Black/Smoke Grey

But this product is so decidely mid that theres nothing to make fun of? Shall we criticise the mannequin picture because one side looks larger than the other?

11/20/2023 2:27:30 PM

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93brand Vintage 2.0 Hoodie

Oppression

11/28/2023 5:01:44 PM

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GenXrefined "Roll Away" Tee

Sometimes we get unicorns and/or demon heads

12/22/2023 4:10:27 PM

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Nation Athletic "90s Babies V2!" Rash Guard

Snagged an Icon gi! Ty BJJHQ youve answered my dreams and injured my wallet

12/30/2023 6:23:57 PM

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93brand "Strike" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Never forget underweargate when the grappling underwear .. It ..

1/8/2024 4:38:48 PM

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Aesthetic "Legacy" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Remember when a soul patch counted as a beard

1/14/2024 2:56:50 AM

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Phalanx "Enso" Long Sleeve Rashguard

Hespect

1/20/2024 9:17:19 AM

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93brand Fleeced Joggers 2.0

If you dont show up to Gi class and skip warmups then they can never promote you and your collection of bronze medal white tournaments will induce awe unto /r/BJJ

2/2/2024 2:42:10 PM

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Half Sumo "Kensei Dogi" - Black

"Lanky" is cope for being a bonelet

2/18/2024 10:42:40 PM

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93brand "Jiu Jitsu Originals" Casual Gi Pants - Dark Marl Grey

White belts after renewing their 3rd month need celebration pants

2/20/2024 2:26:17 AM

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Wristlock Co. "Victory" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

If it hurts later then maybe should tap?

2/25/2024 1:43:41 PM

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Phalanx "Strength and Honor" HPTX Shorts

Curse this weary mortal coil and its inexorable passage of time

2/27/2024 11:31:30 PM

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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag (Olive Drab)

I hope you find a more durable strap on
your bag

2/28/2024 11:38:35 PM

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Meerkatsu Laughing Hannya Kimono - White

Its 2024 have you tried unicorns

2/29/2024 11:15:10 PM

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Inverted Gear Lucky Panda Ranked Rash Guard

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

3/5/2024 1:21:46 AM

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Future Kimonos V1.0 Rash Guard Black

Oh me too lol mine still says printed

3/15/2024 2:49:58 PM

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Scramble Base-K BJJ Gi - Ninja Black

C anada
U sa
M exico

3/17/2024 11:40:41 PM

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Kitsune "Cursive MK2" BJJ Gi - Black

Control your hips

3/26/2024 6:42:38 AM

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Tatami Success Zip Hoodie - Black

Does the picture on the back come off?

3/26/2024 11:03:47 PM

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Finishers "Reaper" Rashguard

True oppression starts in the bathroom

3/28/2024 10:50:09 AM

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Tatami "Jiu Jitsu Forever"/ "Grappling Supply" 2pack tee

So you mean the british

3/31/2024 12:04:07 AM

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Inverted Gear Panda 400 BJJ Gi - White

S
O
A
P

4/2/2024 5:08:31 PM

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Phalanx "Flow Field" Spats

Yes.

4/7/2024 4:22:54 AM

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Phalanx "Flow Field" Spats

Listen we both signed a waiver

4/7/2024 9:50:32 AM

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Future Kimonos "Good Times Bad Times" Rash Guard

One day we shall feed on our soap batches

4/10/2024 10:15:04 PM

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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Blue

Soap, lil guy

4/12/2024 5:43:22 AM

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Half Sumo X HQ Year of the Tiger Spats

Lol at this explanation but.thank you bjjhq for attempting to fill my staph hole with your reasoning

4/12/2024 11:11:59 PM

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"Heel Hookin" / "Better Pull Guard" T-Shirt 2pack by BJJHQ

4D printed soap with time as a backordered component

4/14/2024 2:49:38 PM

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Progress Sugar Skull Rash Guard

When theyre in a rainbow

4/16/2024 12:15:31 AM

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Progress Sugar Skull Rash Guard

A flag is an inanimate object and therefore cannot think, so it cannot be

4/16/2024 5:01:47 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts

Let me check ur tag uwu

4/17/2024 5:21:23 PM

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Tatami "Need More Hugs"/ "Born to Fight" 2pack tee

Thats cap. The collars die after a few washes

4/20/2024 12:39:48 AM

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Toro "Ramen" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Cringe baka

4/22/2024 7:57:06 AM

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