The HPTX shorts are the newest addition to the Phalanx Shorts Line.$29
I love the bright vibrant colors, like i'm an exotic bird sitting on heads
Is this the third pair of HPTX shorts I’ve bought? Yes. Were these shorts completely unecessary for me to buy? Also yes. 100% recommend these shorts for no gi though, its like rolling in a cloud
No velcro??
No Velcro. I bought the last pair that showed up here and I really like them.
No velcro! Thats the reason ive stocked up. I’ve had velcro from shorts tear up some of my rash guards in the wash. Can’t go back to that life
dongs
Love you
You're growing on me.
Whats with the haters?
Just what I need for my culture beats playlist
I can't and won't deny who I am.
Have any good pulls today on the shitter?
Naw bud. Thought I was gonna press some dense hemlock, best I could do was sit and fart up a storm. I'm really sorry to report that.
Im dead….hemlock…..im fuckin dead.
These say..."shitters full".
I cant wait to have the most obnoxious shirts in my gym!
Just bought the black camo shorts. While I can't attest to the design much on these particular shorts, one thing I can say is that these are an incredibly comfortable and lightweight pair of shorts to wear for no Gi. They're very flexible, stretchy and non-restrictive when it comes to leg movement.
Whoa. These shorts are pretty loud.
What? I can’t hear thou ??
From 10 lbs ago
Tron called… they want their shorts back
Board shorts?
It’s like i pressed my junk up against a stained glass window… but not in a good way.
Maybe if it had pockets
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Sonthey are beach shorts, that you roll in? Yrah those look secure…
Im 30" waist. Xs or S?
Small. There is a drawstring so youd rather be ever so slightly loose than ever so slightly tight
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Hell naw