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Tatami Obsolete Gi

I dont know that I’ve ever seen gi pants like that. Interesting.

3/17/2023 8:36:37 AM

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Fuji XTR Extreme Shorts

I appreciate that they describe it exactly the same in paragraph form and bullet point form. My attention span was starting to fade on me.

3/10/2023 9:49:35 AM

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Phalanx "Arc Reactor" Rashguard

Short sleeve. This is *not the Way.

2/19/2023 3:23:36 PM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda - All Black

I’m feeling a little lost and disappointed… is the True Dongs only showing up for Christmas? I hope we at least get to see him on most holidays. Though he did miss Thanksgiving, the bum.

12/26/2022 9:36:49 PM

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93brand "Light on the Feet" Flip Flops

Why are there so many pictures for the flip flops yet so few for actual rash guards and spats?

12/25/2022 1:18:22 AM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Rashguard

Does the top fella’s head look a little out of place in relation to the rest of the body, or is it just me? I cant hit a triangle, so i need someone with experience to evaluate.

12/4/2022 9:33:57 AM

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Tatami Vengeance Hoodie - Sand

I reckon you could carefully cut the threads that sew on the Tatami stripe. I used to do that with other labels and such that i wasnt a fan of.

11/22/2022 10:10:57 AM

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Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi

Someone needs to call the fella that only wears black gis, he would be sad to miss out.

10/5/2022 9:29:08 AM

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93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition

I got these a while back when there was the sizing fiasco with the 93brand underwear. I decided to go a size up after listening to the fellas with large legs and had immediate regrets. Had to give them to my brother cuz they fit entirely too loose.

9/20/2022 6:13:05 AM

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Manto "Jungle" Rashguard

Im slightly embarrassed to say that i scrolled through all of the comments to see if dongs guy actually showed up. Nice rashie if you are into loud designs.

9/1/2022 7:52:16 PM

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Toro "Kraken" Shorts

I wish i had more money, just so they can take it from me. I like that these are not so aggressive with the decals, plus the no velcro is pretty hawt.

8/21/2022 12:14:57 AM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Green/Woodland Camo

Do the tats come with the shorts, or are those shipped separately?

8/5/2022 10:05:49 AM

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Phalanx "Rush" HPTX Shorts

Whoa. These shorts are pretty loud.

7/29/2022 11:14:28 PM

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Inverted Gear Lucky Panda Ranked Rash Guard

Do you think anyone would notice if i got the black one and just pretended it was for white belts?…

7/29/2022 9:39:09 AM

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Tatami Control BJJ Gi - Black

Tatami is the one that normally does the tramp stamp design isnt it? I would be 1000% okay of they made this their normal design in place of that.

5/20/2022 9:02:40 AM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Dragon" Jiu Jitsu Gi - Unbleached Edition

Got the bleached version of this guy, and it has held up just fine. Just a heads up about the pants though, the ripstop material can be a little annoying as it is rough and feels like wearing a burlap sack. If you’ve got baby skin like me, might wanna get some cotton twill pants.

4/14/2022 11:43:44 AM

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Phalanx "Insignia" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

This thing looks pretty sweet. Not crazy flashy, got a little bit of character to it. As for wearing a maze, isnt jiu jitsu a bit of a maze? Im a meathead, anyway, so it seems like a maze to me. Now just about the part where i need monies…

4/4/2022 11:39:33 PM

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93brand GOTHAM Spats

It appears that it also is a little revealing when stretching, from what i can tell with the model. I imagine you’d want to wear shorts over it, ladies and gents.

2/24/2022 5:20:56 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts

I have the Dragon pattern of these, they are crazy comfortable and light. They came more on the gray side, than black, but that is the only thing that threw me off. Pretty minor in contrast to the actual feel of the shorts.

2/13/2022 11:08:51 PM

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93brand "Cauli Floral" Long Sleeve Rashguard

But guys, its long sleeve. They have listened to the fans!

1/4/2022 11:18:08 PM

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Fuji Electric Spats - Black

Gettin’ some sweet Naruto vibes.

1/3/2022 7:40:22 PM

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Tatami Dragon Slayer Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard

Can anyone speak to the actual feel of this rashguard while rolling? Like do these actually feel like recyled plastic or is everyone hating on the deal because it’s cool to hate on the deals?

12/30/2021 7:33:38 PM

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Phalanx "Interrupter" RIZR Shorts

Anyone else getting Larry King background light vibes?

12/12/2021 8:07:42 AM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Black

*heavy breathing*

11/26/2021 10:39:35 AM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Blue

Where’s Sully?

9/7/2021 1:06:58 PM

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Kitsune Dragon BJJ Gi - White

Can this be used for competition?

7/19/2021 4:48:15 PM

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Phalanx "Interrupter" RIZR Shorts

Is Shrimp the Chimp of the sea? ??

12/12/2021 8:24:55 PM

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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Spats

A jiu jitsu site and your first thought is about willies, haha

1/8/2022 7:14:50 PM

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Tatami Strawberry Spats

Lol, Chimp, get stuffed.

2/1/2022 1:37:50 PM

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Aesthetic 'Floral Dragon' Long-Sleeve Rash Guard

I thought you were kidding at first, but turns out you were right. Im actually not mad at it, font haters will hate.

2/2/2022 11:20:17 PM

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93brand Citizen 8.0 Shorts

I think its the dude.

2/8/2022 8:39:07 AM

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Aesthetic Neon Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Solid effort.

2/12/2022 12:46:47 PM

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Tatami Estilo 6.0 BJJ Gi - Blue/Burgundy

If you’re gonna be a turd, at least be original. Good luck in the future, and go get stuffed.

2/13/2022 12:28:31 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts

For me, the length was perfect. My legs are a little longer, so they stop about mid-thigh. Typically how i like to roll anyhow, so i was pretty down with it.

2/14/2022 8:24:20 AM

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93brand GOTHAM Spats

Different gyms have different standards. Some gyms will only allow their brand of spats, etc while others my be more leissez faire.

2/24/2022 10:35:17 PM

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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Blue

Dudes, get each others numbers and take it somewhere else. Or just chill out. Or just choke each other out. Whatever fills that aggressive tank of yours.

3/15/2022 11:27:52 AM

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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Blue

If you dont already follow BJJHQ on insta, i highly recommend. They typically post what will drop for the next day sometime in the early afternoon. That way you dont have to stay up till 11p in order to get there before it is sold out, or find out that whatever it may be is not your idea of a good buy.

3/15/2022 8:59:39 PM

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Tatami Original V2 BJJ Gi - Gunmetal

Sorry about your luck there, bub.

3/23/2022 10:23:41 AM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Dragon" Jiu Jitsu Gi - Unbleached Edition

@Adder, i guess you just need to get your blue belt soon, haha

4/14/2022 11:46:35 AM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow

Sooo… im a meathead that does jiu jitsu quite poorly. Can you define tepidly for me?

5/1/2022 7:54:00 PM

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Phalanx "Giallo" RIZR Shorts

How is the length on them, and are there any liners inside? Asking for a friend.

6/1/2022 8:28:56 AM

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Tatami "Uncover" BJJ Gi - Black

Or a white belt i guess. *shrugs*

6/4/2022 8:25:31 AM

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Kitsune BOX T-Shirt - "Red Skies"

@Adder, but it is not over 9000. Yet.

6/19/2022 1:08:20 PM

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93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition

Shorts over top, my guy?

6/29/2022 10:46:13 AM

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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - White

I dont think many reapectable individuals miss the Chimp.

6/29/2022 11:29:16 PM

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Phalanx "Shatter" HPTX Shorts

I got the same deal, and alas i listened to the words of the mob. I sized up and now they fit sloppy on my tiny legs. Guess i’ll have to resort to actually working out.

7/11/2022 11:26:09 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Hybrid Shorts

I wish i had that problem.

7/25/2022 1:27:37 PM

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Manto Elipses Shorts - Black

Please, no. We already have one weirdo.

7/28/2022 4:10:08 PM

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Inverted Gear Lucky Panda Ranked Rash Guard

Take a gander at BJJHQ’s story on insta.

7/29/2022 9:38:02 AM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

He also seems to have misplaced his “Top Influencer” stamp, so strange.

8/22/2022 8:46:35 PM

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Phalanx "Black Ops II" RIZR Shorts

Ah. Its dongs guy but backwards. Took me too long to understand, so i guess i cant say its not creative.

8/29/2022 11:28:25 PM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts

Is this the OG keylocker who has taken a break and made his return? I was enjoying the brief peace we had earned.

9/23/2022 6:11:49 AM

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93brand "Art of War" Spats

I sized up on the 2-pack spats and had to give them to my brother because they were crazy loose. I think they were supposed to be the updated fit, so maybe i didnt need to size up from the underwear scare. That, or i just gots little legs. *shrugs*

10/6/2022 9:09:46 PM

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Phalanx "State" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Has anyone been enlightened with a translation of this yet?

10/9/2022 3:20:08 PM

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Tatami Estilo 6.0 BJJ Gi - Black/Purple

Did TUNIT hire you?

10/10/2022 9:33:36 AM

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Tatami ANIP Hoodie

You guys just need to DM each other, agree upon a time and place, and (tongue)punch it out. I hear that violence regularly solves problems.

10/26/2022 11:54:28 AM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - White

Tunit (and maybe 1stripe, as i believe the conspiracy theory that they are the same person), there are try-hards out there in this world. But when it comes to you and your creativity at a clap-back, you definitely are not one of them. I bid you the best of luck in your journey for an appropriate reply.

11/7/2022 12:48:01 PM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - White

Well, i hate to repeat after your parents, but i expected more from you. Im pretty disappointed.

11/7/2022 4:33:14 PM

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Fuji All Around Gi - Dark Navy

Haha, TUNIT has some real estate in Dr. D’s brain, rent free. Glad to see that there is improvement to your game, bub.

11/20/2022 12:13:24 PM

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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard

Ive also tried reading it backwards but it didnt bring me any closer to an answer.

11/21/2022 5:37:09 PM

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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

Dont be mean, 1stripe.

11/23/2022 10:06:34 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

Damn, you are such an American. Uncultured philistine.

12/2/2022 11:44:07 PM

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Phalanx "Core" Rashguard

Makes it attractive for beach wear as well, for the potential surprise back take while on a stroll.

12/5/2022 9:53:45 AM

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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

Theres also the possibility that homeboy is a shredded, just tank of a human being. 3xl is just that at face value.

12/6/2022 12:00:55 PM

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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

Whoa, Tampon Man. Do you have like a decision tree for filtering what you say?

12/6/2022 11:58:39 AM

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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

Oh no. She left a couple up there for me that i snapped clean off, but thats besides the point. I said decision tree, not ugly tree. It appears your decision tree is shaped more like a short, bendy stick.

12/6/2022 3:08:18 PM

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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

Different strokes for different folks. I’m simply not the guy who can pull of the loud designs, because my jiu jitsu skills cant back it up. *shrug*

12/6/2022 12:09:43 PM

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93brand "Art of War" Spats

Man, you guys feel a certain type of way or something? Couldnt tell.

12/15/2022 12:25:02 AM

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93brand "Art of War" Spats

I sized up on the spats, and it was a mistake. I also neglect leg day, so i got baby thighs.

12/15/2022 2:13:57 PM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda - All Black

That’s pretty involved. Gonna need that vinegar soak bath after you roll with Jimmy Stoole.

12/26/2022 8:42:33 AM

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"Jiu Jitsu Saves" T-Shirt 2-PACK by BJJTees

@1stripe, i dont think it’s that his comments are too long but that your attention span is abysmally short. Food for thought.

1/7/2023 11:37:18 AM

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GOLD LABEL V4 by 93brand Jiu Jitsu

You feeling left out, Mr. Freddie?

1/16/2023 10:23:39 AM

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GOLD LABEL V4 by 93brand Jiu Jitsu

Im also wondering why the label isnt actually a gold-ish color. Rather misleading.

1/16/2023 10:20:48 AM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

This man has taken up the challenge of keeping the fire lit whenever Patricio needs a break, and reading it in Bobby’s voice made it a piece spectacular salesmanship. A thumbs up for you and the haters can hate. Buncha weiners.

1/21/2023 9:19:26 AM

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93brand "Butterfly Originals" Casual Gi Pants - Midnight Navy Colorway

This is your niche. Truly well done.

1/25/2023 8:34:22 AM

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93brand "Butterfly Originals" Casual Gi Pants - Midnight Navy Colorway

Not sure what it is aimed at, but still pretty significant. Thank you for posting.

1/25/2023 8:36:52 AM

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Scramble Snake and Dove Tee - Black

We have missed you sugarloaf, another excellent piece. Or peace.

This negative fella can fall off a tall log onto some hard rocks. And bang his knee. And his head. And his elbow.

2/1/2023 1:59:34 PM

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Scramble Snake and Dove Tee - Black

Glad you’re back, we missed nyuuu

2/1/2023 2:01:13 PM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Gym time?

2/4/2023 6:21:36 AM

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93brand Standard Issue Rashguard 2-PACK (Vintage Blue, Deep Green)

Hey TUNIT, youre back!

2/7/2023 10:47:18 AM

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Progress M6 Mark 5 Gi - Green

I dont have to be athletic to wear it, do I?

2/8/2023 6:51:02 PM

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Progress M6 Mark 5 Gi - Green

Shoot, accidental down vote, meant to reply. Does Rollmore have any boxing gear for discount? This site used to have that stuff, but has since resorted to a sold out sticker.

2/8/2023 6:52:31 PM

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Kitsune "Hydro" Ombre Spats

@trellis77, you be better off asking what is his @. *shrug

2/18/2023 7:30:41 AM

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Kitsune "Hydro" Ombre Spats

You didnt buy all the mens large, did you? Someone being selfish out here.

2/18/2023 7:31:22 AM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts - Olive

Missed nyuu!

2/21/2023 8:04:48 AM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts - Olive

I resemble that statement.

2/21/2023 8:04:27 AM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu M6 Kimono Mark 5 - Black

*these

3/2/2023 11:42:48 AM

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Inverted Gear 2023 Nogi Shorts - Black/Coral

Perfect. For a, uh, friend of mine.

3/24/2023 10:10:16 AM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts

They are kinda like short shorts. I love mine, super comfortable to roll in.

3/29/2023 8:15:56 AM

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