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Kureiji "Jitslife" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



“Jits” lets me know to not take you seriously.  
6/4/2024 11:43:31 PM
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Half Sumo X HQ Year of the Tiger Spats



Progress M6 Gi — Peach ($89). All sizes.  
4/12/2024 11:03:54 PM
0 Comments
Tatami "Oni Eagle"/ "Born to Fight" 2pack tee



That sumo graphic on the left hurts my eyes and soul.  
3/6/2024 11:22:49 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Gold Label V3" Jiu Jitsu Gi



Turn it inside out and go deer hunting in it.  
1/21/2024 11:02:07 PM
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Fuji Day Pack Backpack - Navy



But it’s not covered in dopey slogans or two skeletons rolling. How will people know i’m a trained killer?  
1/11/2024 11:05:13 PM
0 Comments
Aesthetic "The Girl" Rash Guard



Very Roy Lichtenstein. I like it.  
1/6/2024 11:21:49 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Metric BLK/Red" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



Thr Metric rashgurd should have sizing in kilograms. It just makes senss.  
12/23/2023 11:01:02 PM
1 Comment
93brand Twin Twill Duffel Bag - Black



Any chance it gets here before Christmas?

(Of 2024, that is.)  
12/17/2023 11:01:52 PM
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93brand Vintage 2.0 Hoodie



Strong Jesco White vibes.  
11/27/2023 11:08:42 PM
1 Comment
The Wristlock Co. "King" Tee



I actually ordered this before and it still shows a printed and not shipped…  
11/26/2023 9:29:39 AM
1 Comment
Flow Kimonos Feather 3.0 White



The inside out pants is an interesting photo.  
11/17/2023 11:02:09 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Strength and Honor" HPTX Shorts



Thundercats.  
11/15/2023 5:50:00 AM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Psychedelic" Rash Guard



Timothy Leary approved.  
11/9/2023 10:02:02 AM
0 Comments
Tatami Recharge Pink Leopard Print Shorts (shorter inseam)



Craig Jones x RuPaul  
11/7/2023 11:01:19 PM
2 Comments
Aesthetic The Alpha Kimono - Black/Gunmetal



My gym only lets people with gunmetal belts wear gunmetal gis.  
10/29/2023 11:04:35 PM
0 Comments
93brand Monsters Shorts



Bela Lugosi fears Dongs guy.  
10/25/2023 11:02:30 PM
1 Comment
Half Sumo "White Tiger" Dogi



Just roll all of the Tiger King jokes from yesterday over to today as well.  
10/22/2023 11:01:48 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Dark Tiger" Shorts



I called for help twice!  
10/21/2023 11:03:19 PM
0 Comments
Grips Secret Weapon 2.0 Blue Gi



Starting Rolling Deals with the soap is like starting a roll with a devastating ogoshi. Awesome, but probably nowhere to go but down.  
10/13/2023 11:02:54 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Tanjun BJJ Gi - Black



The guy wearing this gi looks like he would try to feed a carrot to a bus.  
10/9/2023 11:05:39 PM
0 Comments
Meerkatsu Bow & Arrow Choke T-Shirt



I can’t decide if I like this or if I absolutely detest it. I just know I’m not indifferent to it.  
10/8/2023 11:17:11 PM
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Phalanx "Sharp" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



I think my first television was a Sharp.  
10/5/2023 11:01:52 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune Kimonos "Dragon" Jiu Jitsu Gi - Unbleached Edition



This might be my favorite gi. Great contruction and super comfortable pants. Highly recommended.  
10/3/2023 11:09:26 PM
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93brand "Goose Feather" Lightweight BJJ Gi - White



Never been disappointed with my 93 brand gis.  
10/2/2023 9:04:51 PM
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Tatami "Success" Zip Hoodie Grey



I’m glad Jerry Garcia didn’t live to see this.  
9/28/2023 11:02:22 PM
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Wristlock Co. "Deal With The Devil" Rash Guard



This might as well not have any graphics.

Usually the graphics are too much, but this is subtle to the point of insignificance.  
9/26/2023 11:04:02 PM
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Inverted Gear Light Pearl BJJ Gi - Black



Carrying my gi like a cartoon hobo is not a selling point for me.  
9/24/2023 11:03:24 PM
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BJJ Tees Random T-Shirt 2PACK



Even if i coild pick which two, i would pass.  
9/21/2023 11:05:58 PM
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93brand C-SPEC "Body Butchers" Gi



Very, very nice.

Don’t need another gi, but very tempted…  
9/20/2023 12:06:21 AM
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Phalanx "Metric BLK/Red" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



Metric. Size is in pounds.

I love the irony.  
9/19/2023 9:59:22 AM
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Tatami "ANIP" Hoodie - Black



Instead of the hood covering the words, it might be better off covering up what people will think are fellating skeletons.  
9/16/2023 11:03:37 PM
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93brand "Butterfly" Gear Bag



IBJJF legal?  
9/15/2023 11:01:25 PM
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29Niku "Less Thinking / More Action" Rash Guard



I have the “less thinking“ part down.  
8/30/2023 3:50:46 PM
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Flow Kimonos Alpine Pro 2.0 - Navy Blue



Never knew rhe Alps stretched all the way to New Mexico.  
8/21/2023 10:46:08 AM
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Kitsune Hydro Rashguard



Short sleeves == mat burns  
8/18/2023 11:55:51 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Recharge Pink Leopard Print Shorts (shorter inseam)




Craig Jones approved  
8/16/2023 11:02:14 PM
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Phalanx "Dragon" Spats




  
8/8/2023 11:02:04 PM
1 Comment
Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Purple



Pencil thighs only.  
8/5/2023 11:01:31 PM
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Half Sumo "Year of the Tiger" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



Comes with an Exxon gas sponsorship.  
8/4/2023 11:31:31 PM
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The Wristlock Co. "King" Tee



Getting Manchurian Candidate vibes off of this.  
7/23/2023 11:02:10 PM
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Tatami MTP Shorts Camo (Shorter Inseam)



If only someone here had an opinion on the velcro.  
7/20/2023 11:02:37 PM
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Tatami Sun & Moon Longsleeve Rashguard



The guy in the first photo looks like someone who would heelhook someone on a free trial so they can see what “it’s really like”.  
7/14/2023 11:11:51 PM
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Phalanx "Rush" Long Sleeve Rashguard



Cool. A rashguard named after my fourth favorite Canadian band.  
7/7/2023 11:35:01 PM
1 Comment
Scramble "Athlete Pro" - OD Canvas Edition



Looks like the Army Rangers don’t give varsity letters.  
7/6/2023 11:02:10 PM
0 Comments
Tatami MTP Shorts Camo (Shorter Inseam)



Armbar soap, 5-pack. $20  
6/30/2023 11:02:21 PM
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Phalanx "Black ops" Spats Mens/Ladies



My grandfather would ask, “Black Ops Month? Why isn’t there a White Ops Month?” Always made Easter uncomfortable.  
6/29/2023 11:01:36 PM
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Fuji Comp Duffle - Grey and Black Bag



Quality bag. Been using it for years and it still looks new, even the bottom graphic, which I thought would have worn off a long time ago. Can’t say enough good things about this bag.  
6/27/2023 11:02:10 PM
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93brand "Cafe Jiu Jitsu" 2.0 Rash Guard - Short Sleeve



Big men and tiny ladies are out of luck.  
6/25/2023 11:01:44 PM
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Scramble "Athlete" Gi Ecru (Unbleached Special Edition)



This proves it is not Scramble that is the problem, it’s that weird varsity letter gimmick that doesn’t get over.  
6/24/2023 11:48:21 PM
1 Comment
93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid)



The bag game has been really on point lately. Good on ya, BJJHQ!  
6/21/2023 11:14:40 PM
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Gameness Pro Rank



I’m just happy it’s not a Scramble Varsity gi.  
6/18/2023 11:01:48 PM
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Meerkatsu "Manual" Rashguard



This rashguard makes me want to flush the radiator on a 96 Dodge Neon.  
6/16/2023 11:10:21 PM
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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy



I would really like it if it looked completely different and came in my size.  
6/15/2023 12:00:45 AM
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93brand Citizen 7.0 Shorts



Up to a 44 waist?

Quality.


  
6/11/2023 11:02:18 PM
0 Comments
Scramble Snake and Dove Tee - Black



You easentially have to be a child to wear a Scramble small.  
6/10/2023 12:22:19 AM
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Inverted Gear "Uncouth" rashguard



Roll and do SAT prep at the same time.  
6/8/2023 11:01:57 PM
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93brand M93 Short Sleeve



BMW cease and desist incoming…  
6/8/2023 6:38:07 PM
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Tatami Omega Backpack



Next is to sell a giant bag to hold all of fhe other bags they’ve sold lately…  
6/4/2023 11:01:58 PM
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Vital Batch #008 Moonlight (Defect)



Defective — wait for it! — just like my jiu-jutsu.  
6/3/2023 11:01:47 PM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu M6 Kimono Mark 5 - Black



Fun fact: The M6 runs from Catthorpe to Gretna.  
6/1/2023 11:02:22 PM
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Half Sumo "Year of the Tiger" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



Clemson approved.  
5/30/2023 11:14:51 PM
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Kitsune "Barrage" Gear Bag - Brown



Just in time for Memorial Day?  
5/28/2023 11:02:07 PM
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Phalanx "Speed" Rash Guard



Lewis Hamilton approved, probably.  
5/26/2023 11:02:18 PM
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Tatami Enjoy Your Flight Rashguard



Tatami gear just never resonates with me.   
5/25/2023 1:43:52 AM
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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid) - Black



On the same day my Kitsune bag came in the mail.

Oh, the irony.  
5/22/2023 11:13:36 PM
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93brand "Dark Tiger" Sliders



You know what they say about guys with small feet?

They can buy this deal.   
5/20/2023 11:02:33 PM
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Scramble Varsity Gi - White



This gi again?   
5/19/2023 11:01:35 PM
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Kitsune "Battle" 2-Layer Shorts - Green



Minty fresh.  
5/18/2023 11:01:02 PM
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Tatami MTP Shorts Camo (Shorter Inseam)



Realtree or Mossy Oak?  
5/16/2023 11:45:12 AM
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Tatami MTP Shorts Camo (Shorter Inseam)



I’m going to RNC a turkey to death in these shorts.  
5/16/2023 12:28:09 AM
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Kitsune "Twin Dragon" Bag



Hey, it happens to every guy eventually; BJJHQ just prematurely did its thing. Let it take a nap and it can try again later…  
5/14/2023 11:04:44 PM
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Tatami Model X - White



X gonna give it to ya.  
5/13/2023 11:01:43 PM
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Scramble Nostromo Long Sleeve Rashguard



It looks like a TV test pattern.

(If you don’t know, ask your parents.)  
5/12/2023 11:29:30 PM
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Phalanx "Metric BLK RED" Long Sleeve Rash



Metric, but the sizes are in pounds.

Now that’s good irony.  
5/11/2023 11:03:40 PM
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Fuji Lightweight Grey Gi



Fuji gis are top quality. Period. Get involved.  
5/9/2023 11:01:36 PM
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93brand GOD shorts "Topo" Edition



Reminds me of when Topo Gigio would appear on Ed Sullivan.

Because I’m a thousand years old.  
5/8/2023 11:32:00 PM
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Kitsune Barrage Gear Bag



A lot of really nice bags lately… nicely done, BJJHQ!  
5/7/2023 11:03:45 PM
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Phalanx "Ares Olive" Short Sleeve Rash



I wonder if this is marketed as the “Mars Olive” in Rome.

Sorry, I’ll get my coat.  
5/5/2023 11:09:25 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune "Bloom" Gi - Royal Blue



Love this gi. One of my favorites. Highly recommended.   
5/4/2023 11:42:40 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Recharge Leopard Print Shorts (HQ exclusive cut)



Do these come with an Australian accent?  
5/3/2023 11:02:25 PM
1 Comment
93brand "Butterfly" Gear Bag



Clearly a reference to the Puccini opera.

Very cultured move. Get involved.  
4/30/2023 11:10:01 PM
1 Comment
Scramble "Kano" Judo-Inspired BJJ Gi



A4 sold out, no A5.

Beefy lads look elsewhere.  
4/28/2023 11:22:52 PM
0 Comments
Progress M6 Mark 5 Gi - Green



You look like about 250 pounds of chewed bubble gum, Private Pyle!  
4/20/2023 11:06:59 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Rush" Long Sleeve Rashguard



Shares the name with one of my least favorite bands and has sleeves like stained glass windows. Hard pass.  
4/17/2023 11:07:30 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



Curb is better than Seinfeld. Far better.  
4/16/2023 1:50:30 AM
0 Comments
Phalanx "King Olive" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



King Hippo >>> King Olive.  
4/13/2023 11:06:30 PM
0 Comments
Scramble "Athlete Pro" - OD Canvas Edition



Half Army Private, Half Park Ranger… all pass.  
4/12/2023 11:04:07 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Eye of the Tiger Rashguard



The band Survivor’s IP lawyers would like to have a word.  
4/11/2023 11:04:31 PM
0 Comments
Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy



If you didn’t buy it in white, you’re probably not going to buy it in navy either.  
4/7/2023 11:00:59 PM
1 Comment
Datsusara HGFV Seabag (Hemp)



I would buy this bag, but I don’t want hippies and protestors spitting on me at the airport.  
4/6/2023 11:49:50 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear "Uncouth" rashguard



Carolina blue. Controversial color choice.  
4/5/2023 11:57:46 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "State" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



That will go well with yesterday’s shorts…  
4/1/2023 11:01:48 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear Panda Duffle Bag



18 x 14 x 8 seems kinda small…  
3/26/2023 11:14:26 PM
1 Comment
Tatami Kimuras T-Shirt - Royal Blue



S, M, L only.

Must be in honor of the UFC bantamweight fight tonight.
  
3/25/2023 11:02:57 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear 2023 Nogi Shorts - Black/Coral



I don’t have the confidence to wear those.  
3/23/2023 11:02:05 PM
0 Comments
Fuji Home Roll Out Mats



I think of it as $230 for the tape and the mats are free.  
3/19/2023 11:24:55 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Strong Snake" Bag



Yianni D. Four times. Respect.  
3/18/2023 11:00:38 PM
0 Comments
Fuji XTR Extreme Shorts Blue



Matt Ramos over Spencer Lee.

Get involved.  
3/17/2023 11:01:07 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Dark King" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



I feel like this is some sort of joke that I just don’t get.  
3/14/2023 11:53:03 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Navy Blue



I have this gi and absolutely love it. Would happily buy again. Highly recommended.  
3/12/2023 11:06:27 PM
1 Comment
93brand "Dark Tiger" Sliders



Everyone who wears an A0 or A1 gi:

Come get your slides!  
3/11/2023 11:03:39 PM
0 Comments
Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - White



Not sure why not, but I have never once been even slightly tempted to buy a Manto gi.  
3/10/2023 11:12:36 PM
0 Comments
Fuji XTR Extreme Shorts



Not Xtreme enough for me.

I require XXXtreme.  
3/9/2023 11:01:28 PM
0 Comments
93brand C-Spec "Butterfly" Gi



I told myself not to buy any more gis… dammit.  
3/7/2023 11:43:20 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune "Battle" 2-Layer Shorts - Green



Silas Allred over Max Dean was a better match than Jon Jones over Cyril Gane.

Change my mind.  
3/5/2023 11:02:59 PM
0 Comments
Tatami ArmourTech Dry Fit T-Shirt



What’s everyone’s favorite match from the Big Ten wrestling tournament so far?  
3/5/2023 12:32:33 AM
0 Comments
Toro Large Mesh Gym Bag



Good brand. They made my snowblower and lawnmower.  
3/2/2023 11:01:25 PM
1 Comment
93brand GOD shorts "Topo" Edition



I bought these and they are not bad. True to size and don’t squeeze the life out of my thighs like those Scramble shorts. Worth a purchase.  
2/27/2023 11:07:27 PM
0 Comments
Nation Athletic "Therapeutic Violence" Hoodie



Bummed I missed the 93 C-Spec Butterfly in white. Hopefully it cycles back around at some point.  
2/25/2023 9:31:37 PM
0 Comments
Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - White



Like a bad penny, this just keeps turning back up…  
2/23/2023 11:01:45 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda



No A6.

A5 sold out.

Us “Full Grown Men” can check out until tomorrow.  
2/21/2023 11:32:24 PM
1 Comment
"Pyjama Fight Club" Hoodie by Aesthetic



I’m sorry, but absolutely not.  
2/15/2023 11:01:35 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune "Bloom" Gi - Royal Blue



If I didn’t already own it, I would happily buy it. Quality gi.  
2/13/2023 11:01:50 PM
0 Comments
93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag (Olive Drab)



Yes, please.  
2/12/2023 11:03:50 PM
0 Comments
Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi



Something something Tiger King reference something.  
2/10/2023 11:46:26 PM
0 Comments
Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Purple



Sakuraba or not, I’m not wearing those.  
2/8/2023 11:09:06 PM
0 Comments
Progress M6 Mark 5 Gi - Green



To everyone who is going to wear this gi:

Thank you for your service.  
2/7/2023 11:01:32 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune "Red Skies" White Gi



I’m not looking to buy any more gis right now… but if I were…  
2/6/2023 2:41:12 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Emblem" Panel Hat



I like seeing new items and I love my 93 gis, but this hat isn’t working for me, unfortunately.  
2/4/2023 11:03:34 PM
0 Comments
Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi



Anyone going to mention what happens when you read it upside down?  
2/4/2023 10:16:54 AM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear 'Panda 400' BJJ Gi - Unbleached



Some really quality gis lately.

Keep up the good work, BJJHQ!  
2/1/2023 11:25:52 PM
0 Comments
Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey



I’m neither peaceful enough for the Zen nor confident enough for the unicorns. I am not the target audience.  
1/26/2023 11:03:15 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Squad Hawk" Rashguard



Squad Hawk and Squad Animal… the Squad Road Warriors!   
1/25/2023 11:01:34 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi - Mint/Green



I wish my BJJ was good enough that I could wear this.  
1/23/2023 11:01:54 PM
0 Comments
Fuji Elemental Gi (Blue)



Frosty in a Fuji gi… but without the nipple flash?

Controversial.  
1/19/2023 11:09:24 PM
0 Comments
Finishers "Reaper" Rashguard



New brand Latin Skeletor? Get involved!  
1/18/2023 11:04:35 PM
0 Comments
Nation Athletic "Therapeutic Violence" Hoodie



You can’t convince me that’s not Hikaru Nakamura as the model.  
1/18/2023 10:13:19 AM
0 Comments
Nation Athletic "Therapeutic Violence" Hoodie



When was the last time we saw anything from this brand? I like it… mixing up the rotation a little bit!  
1/17/2023 11:02:24 PM
0 Comments
GOLD LABEL V4 by 93brand Jiu Jitsu



I love everything about it except the color. I wish it was just traditional white… it’s a nice grey, but would just prefer white.  
1/15/2023 11:04:59 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Fraction Rashguard



What does fractions have to do with it?

The 0/100 chance I buy it?  
1/14/2023 11:01:37 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts



Totally dig Kitsune’s gear. Quality stuff.   
1/11/2023 11:02:04 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



How ironic... My BJJ is also a show about nothing.  
1/8/2023 11:02:07 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Sharp" HPTX Shorts



I’m old enough to remember when these would have been cool.  
1/4/2023 1:07:11 AM
1 Comment
Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard



Just when I thought the Fuji mats were the biggest rolling deals botch ever…  
1/1/2023 11:11:02 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard



Sunday night rolling deals? Controversial!  
1/1/2023 11:02:15 PM
1 Comment
Tatami Azure Dragon Rashguard



Happy new year, you bunch of creeps.  
1/1/2023 12:38:28 AM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Distorsion" Rashguard



No New Year’s Eve Rolling Deals?

Shocking.  
12/31/2022 8:40:42 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Snow" Rashguard



In the words of the wise philosopher Uncle Roger, “Why so white?”  
12/29/2022 12:47:49 PM
0 Comments
Scramble Peace and Violence Spats



Those kanji characters are in such a strange position.  
12/26/2022 11:31:20 PM
0 Comments
Fuji Suparaito Gi (Worldwide Edition)
Navy




License plate on the ass and no nipple peek from Frosty? Come on, Fuji. Sort it out.  
12/22/2022 11:01:37 PM
0 Comments
Scramble "Athlete" Gi Ecru (Unbleached Special Edition)



The lower case “a” is giving me the fear.  
12/20/2022 11:01:35 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi



That’s actually really nice.  
12/19/2022 12:04:59 AM
0 Comments
Scramble "3D Logo" Long Sleeve Rashguard



The sizes are going largest to smallest.

I feel like this is someone’s cry for help.  
12/16/2022 11:01:52 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear's "Panda 400" Gi



Quality.

Get involved.  
12/11/2022 11:02:49 PM
0 Comments
93brand IV Drip Rashguard



Maybe I’m a bad person, but I don’t really care for comical or wacky BJJ gear.  
12/5/2022 11:04:39 PM
1 Comment
Tatami OBSOLETE Gi - Cyber Monday Sale (Subtle Red Markings on Gi - See Pics / Description)



I’m not going to say anything negative because I don’t want repackaged Dongs guy making me feel bad.  
11/27/2022 11:14:32 PM
0 Comments
Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard



I expect this rashguard to be on sale for an hour and then some Fuji mats to be on sale for the other 23 hours.  
11/26/2022 11:01:44 PM
0 Comments
Fuji Home Roll Out Mats



What a mess of a Rolling Deals.

20 hours later and we are just now starting to loop around.  
11/26/2022 9:04:23 PM
0 Comments
Fuji Home Roll Out Mats



Fuji Mats going for the next 22 hours and change?

Makes for a quick Rolling Deals, I guess.  
11/26/2022 12:10:28 AM
0 Comments
Tatami ArmourTech Dry Fit T-Shirt



Wait, so we are getting Rolling Deals on Black Friday, Cyber Monday or both?!  
11/24/2022 11:00:48 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Speed" Rash Guard



This goes on sale immediately after Sebastian Vettel retires from Formula 1.

Coincidence? Probably.  
11/23/2022 11:02:08 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard



Seasonal rashguard? Love 93, but i’m going to pass on something I wouldn’t wear year around.   
11/20/2022 11:03:53 PM
2 Comments
Tatami Messenger Bag



Appropriate name. A message is just about all you could fit in there.  
11/19/2022 7:57:55 AM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Thrash" Spats



Thrash spats? More like trash spats.

Sorry, I’ll get my coat.  
11/17/2022 11:10:53 PM
0 Comments
93brand Coffee Mugs Set



Mornings are jiu-jitsu!

(That “for” is kind of hiding, innit?)  
11/15/2022 11:02:39 PM
0 Comments
93brand X Meerkatsu Hell Hooks 2.0 Rash Guard



Nice way to cap off a Sunday.  
11/13/2022 11:01:41 PM
0 Comments
Toro "Kraken" Shorts



Release *yawn* the Kraken.  
11/8/2022 11:19:00 PM
0 Comments
Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - White



Oof.  
11/6/2022 11:00:34 PM
0 Comments
HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Hoodie



BJJHQ = Jiu Jitsu Headquarters.

Shots fired on Brazil, I guess.  
11/5/2022 11:39:19 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Strong Snake" Bag



Strong Tea Party vibes here. Hard pass.  
11/3/2022 11:23:32 PM
0 Comments
Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard



Frosty covering both nipples again. What a tease.  
10/30/2022 11:01:56 PM
0 Comments
Fuji - All Around BJJ Gi Black/Purple/Gold



Needs More Hidden Characters.  
10/26/2022 11:02:11 PM
0 Comments
HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Spats



The irony of having “sumo” in your name but only going up to a 38 inch waist is more than I can handle.  
10/23/2022 11:08:15 PM
0 Comments
Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)



I need a photograph to let me know what is written across the ass.  
10/22/2022 11:02:09 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



This is very appropriate for me since my jiu jitsu is a show about nothing as well.  
10/21/2022 11:05:30 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Takedowns Ain't Dead T-Shirt - White



Missed a good opportunity to appropriate some sugar skulls just in time for Dia de los Muertos.  
10/20/2022 11:03:31 PM
0 Comments
Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey



Are those unicorns IBJJF approved?  
10/19/2022 11:01:33 PM
1 Comment
Fuji Comp Convertible Backpack Duffle



I use this bag and it is pretty much indestructible. Holds a ton of gear as well. Really nice and worth every penny. Get involved.  
10/17/2022 11:02:20 PM
0 Comments
Scramble Peace and Violence Spats



Is that a fat Danny Trejo modelling those?  
10/16/2022 11:03:06 PM
0 Comments
Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black



This gi looks like mint chocolate chip.  
10/14/2022 11:01:31 PM
1 Comment
Scramble Varsity Gi - White



I really want to like this gi for some reason… but it’s just not working for me.  
10/11/2022 11:03:05 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune Hydro Rashguard



Kitsune gear = take my money.  
10/6/2022 11:24:55 PM
0 Comments
Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi



“Does not include white belt” is some lowkey shade Fuji is throwing on its own product. Bold.  
10/4/2022 11:03:23 PM
0 Comments
Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - Black



Big Sanrio energy.  
9/25/2022 11:15:10 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Interrupter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



If you like dots, this is the rashguard for you.  
9/22/2022 1:00:18 AM
0 Comments
Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black



That Tatami bag us comically small.  
9/17/2022 10:14:21 AM
0 Comments
Tatami "Control" BJJ Gi - White



Something something something Janet Jackson something.  
9/14/2022 11:28:17 PM
0 Comments
Manto "Society" Crewneck Sweater



My streak of passing on Manto gear continues…  
9/13/2022 11:02:13 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Thrash" Spats



I heard Dongs isn’t here anymore because he missed weight by 8 pounds and had to move to another website/app.  
9/11/2022 11:34:31 PM
0 Comments
Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy



Scramble has no time for the beefy lad. None.   
9/9/2022 11:04:23 PM
0 Comments
Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard



No clue what’s going on here with that design. Disturbing.  
9/6/2022 11:38:45 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Dimension" HPLT Shorts



I feel let down that there were no rolling deals this weekend. I convinced myself it was going to happen, so i have only myself to blame.  
9/5/2022 9:52:51 AM
0 Comments
Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi



If i showed up to class
With writing across my ass
My coach would then mock
And kick me in my cock
So I think that i should pass.  
9/3/2022 11:04:48 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Console" Tee



Let’s be honest: after that bamboo gi, everything was going to feel like a little bit of a step down…  
9/2/2022 11:13:15 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear Bamboo BJJ Gi - White



Damn. This is going to sell out IMMEDIATELY.  
9/1/2022 11:00:40 PM
0 Comments
Manto "Jungle" Rashguard



Welcome to the…

I can’t even finish such a hack line.  
8/31/2022 11:04:03 PM
0 Comments
Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - Navy



I’m sure it is quality gear… but i have never been tempted to buy anything from MANTO and that’s not changing tonight.  
8/27/2022 11:12:52 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Original Grey Camo Hat



Is this hat IBJJF approved?  
8/26/2022 11:24:23 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear Canvas Panda BJJ Gi - Black



Finally… a canvas on which I can paint my very mediocre jiu-jitsu.   
8/25/2022 11:05:44 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Blue



Very nice… but the last thing I need is to buy another gi.  
8/17/2022 11:09:13 PM
0 Comments
Scramble Nostromo Long Sleeve Rashguard



With any luck, when you go to turtle, your opponent will look at that graphic on the back and have a stroke.  
8/16/2022 11:21:20 PM
1 Comment
Tatami Control BJJ Gi - Black



Looks like McNulty from The Wire.  
8/15/2022 11:04:33 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear "Big Panda" Backpack



Does it come in A3H?  
8/12/2022 11:06:09 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Metric" Short Sleeve Rash Guard - Black/Red



I love the irony that it is called “metric” and fhe sizes are in pounds.  
8/11/2022 11:27:07 PM
0 Comments
Aesthetic "The Black" BJJ Gi



I like the blacked out 93 Hooks gi better because I don’t care for shitty bands that peaked in 1991.  
8/10/2022 11:18:25 PM
0 Comments
Manto "Torn" Shorts



“Manto” backwards is “Otnam”.  
8/9/2022 11:23:15 PM
0 Comments
Fuji All Around Gi - Dark Navy



Quality gi great price Frosty’s nipple = instant buy.  
8/8/2022 11:02:41 PM
0 Comments
Toro "Kraken" Rash Guard



Dongs guy has been shamed and has left us. Are you all happy now?  
8/7/2022 11:32:00 PM
0 Comments
Scramble Combination Shorts - Green/Woodland Camo



Warning: the lining in these shorts is best suited for people who always skip leg day.  
8/4/2022 11:02:56 PM
1 Comment
Scramble Kneeon Long Sleeve Rash Guard



If Scramble is good ebough for Sakuraba, that’s good enough for me.  
7/31/2022 11:07:15 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Rush" HPTX Shorts



It’s like i pressed my junk up against a stained glass window… but not in a good way.  
7/29/2022 11:01:50 PM
0 Comments
Manto Elipses Shorts - Black



XXL is 38”? I feel so judged…  
7/27/2022 11:10:12 PM
0 Comments
Scramble Peace and Violence Spats



I don’t have enough tattoos to buy this, it seems.  
7/25/2022 11:12:03 PM
0 Comments
Progress Jiu Jitsu Hybrid Shorts



Those are some shorts alright. Pass.  
7/24/2022 11:01:25 PM
0 Comments
Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow



I have never had a bad experience owning a Fuji gi… but that license plate on the ass is more than I can accept. Pass.  
7/22/2022 12:09:23 AM
1 Comment
Scramble Kneeon Shorts



If it said “Dirk Diggler” in exploding neon… I still wouldn’t buy it, but it would be pretty funny.  
7/19/2022 11:02:31 PM
1 Comment
Phalanx "Black Ops II" Spats



The preferred nomenclature is “African-American Ops”, I believe.   
7/18/2022 11:07:44 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Classic BJJ Gi - White



In the words of that Storage Wars geek, this looks like about a $40 bill all day.  
7/16/2022 11:08:49 PM
0 Comments
Manto "Miami" Grappling Spats



miami_vice_theme.mp3  
7/14/2022 11:22:08 PM
0 Comments
93brand Standard Issue 2.0 Gi - White



Does this gi come with a week of free lessons?  
7/12/2022 11:33:14 PM
0 Comments
Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue



I should have stocked up on cheap amphetamines so I could see every single deal.  
7/8/2022 11:26:14 PM
0 Comments
Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue



@BJJHQ Someone needs to check the clock!  
7/8/2022 11:03:22 PM
2 Comments
93brand "Happy Thoughts" Tee



Just like with their underwear, this should have a tiny condom pocket sewn into it somewhere.  
7/7/2022 11:21:56 AM
0 Comments
Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - White



Largest size is an A4? Nothing for the full grown men, I sss…  
6/29/2022 11:02:01 PM
1 Comment
Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Rash Guard



You can just tell by looking at their faces: She is making him edge so hard and they both love it.  
6/23/2022 11:02:04 PM
0 Comments
Progress Jiu Jitsu Galaxy Rash Guard



At leaat it is not the one with the ejaculate design… err, i mean, “marbled” design.  
6/20/2022 11:27:12 PM
0 Comments
Aesthetic "Kikko" BJJ Gi - White (Black Lapel)



Not bad…  
6/19/2022 11:01:14 PM
0 Comments
Manto "Diablo" Shorts



A bit too “Sailor Jerry” for me… pass.  
6/17/2022 11:01:33 PM
0 Comments
Tatami "Control" BJJ Gi - White



Cue the Janet Jackson music!  
6/15/2022 11:01:45 PM
0 Comments
HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Hoodie



I really wanted tonight’s deal to be the soap, but even cheaper, just as a rib on everyone who bought it yesterday.  
6/13/2022 11:02:46 PM
0 Comments
Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK



“Nobody argued with him. We all understood. In some circles, Armbar Soap Day is a far, far better thing than the Super Bowl, the Kentucky Derby and the Lower Oakland Roller Derby Finals all rolled into one.” — Hunter S Thompson, almost  
6/13/2022 3:19:15 PM
0 Comments
Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK



Do we switch from complaining about soap to complaining about Rolling Deals now? Or is it back to velcro shorts? I can’t keep up.  
6/12/2022 11:10:48 PM
1 Comment
93brand "100 kg V4" BJJ Gi - White



So tempted… but too many gis already…   
6/11/2022 11:07:16 PM
0 Comments
Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard



Sort of an R Crumb meets Dia De Los Muertos vibe. I should lile it, but it’s not clicking with me.  
6/10/2022 11:02:42 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Repeat T-Shirt - White



Yep. That’s a t-shirt alright.  
6/9/2022 11:01:12 PM
0 Comments
Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi



Excellent gi for the price. Jacket is a little heavy, but solid all the same.  
6/7/2022 11:02:29 PM
0 Comments
Tatami "Uncover" BJJ Gi - Black



That guy looks vaguely like McNulty from _The Wire_.  
6/3/2022 11:03:53 PM
0 Comments
Manto "Jungle" Rashguard



You know where you are?

You’re in the jungle, baby!

You’re gonna pass on buying!  
6/2/2022 12:52:08 AM
0 Comments
93brand "Hooks V5" BJJ Gi - Blacked Out Edition



I told myself I wasn’t going to buy any more gis… *sigh*  
5/27/2022 11:18:41 PM
0 Comments
Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Black



You better have thighs like bean poles or these shorts will cut off the circulation to your damn legs.  
5/25/2022 11:02:09 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune "Dragon" BJJ Gi - Dark Grey



I can’t say enough great things about Kitsune gis.

This is kind of a weird color and my coach is kind of strict on colors or I would buy it… but it’s an awesome gi.   
5/24/2022 11:03:49 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



Yikes.  
5/23/2022 11:03:55 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Butterfly" BJJ Gi - Navy



I was really hoping this was sold out in my size. That would have made the decision for me. As it is, this is a really nice gi, but I really don’t need another!  
5/21/2022 11:02:47 PM
0 Comments
Toro "Tiger King Martial Arts" Rashguard



I bought their lawn mower, so I might as well buy their rashgurds.  
5/20/2022 11:02:27 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Control BJJ Gi - Black



Great. Now i have that damn Janet Jackson song stuck in my head.  
5/19/2022 11:02:10 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear "Big Panda" Backpack



I like that there’s a laptop pocket.

Maybe I could check my email while getting choked out.  
5/17/2022 11:08:23 PM
0 Comments
Fuji "Jester" BJJ Gi



I own this gi and I actually kind of like it. The top feels especially heavy, but it’s been a quality gi for me.  
5/14/2022 11:19:12 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear Panda 400 BJJ Gi - White



Now will you people stop asking for the inverted panda gear??  
5/12/2022 11:01:37 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "State" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



It’s the reverse color scheme of Bruce Lee’s Game of Death top… which is maybe the only positive thing I can say about it.  
5/11/2022 11:03:15 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue



This is absolutely one of my favorite gis that I own. Can’t say enough good things about it!  
5/10/2022 11:02:09 PM
0 Comments
Meerkatsu "Gorilla Reaper" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



I want that airbrushed on the side of a 70’s conversion van.  
5/1/2022 11:31:08 PM
1 Comment
Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow



So… when are you doing Rolling Deals again?   
4/30/2022 11:04:58 PM
0 Comments
Manto "Pressure" T-Shirt



Tea tree shampoo is an armbar soap tease and we all know it.  
4/30/2022 12:44:54 AM
0 Comments
Manto "Pressure" T-Shirt



As soon as i fall aslsep, the Flow gi that I have been waiting for will appear… I just know it.  
4/30/2022 12:10:54 AM
0 Comments
Manto "Pressure" T-Shirt



93 Brand Butterfly Gi — Navy  
4/29/2022 11:01:58 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune Bloom BJJ Gi - Black



Wow, that A5 sold out in a hurry!  
4/24/2022 11:18:56 PM
1 Comment
Fuji #7000 All Around Jiu Jitsu Gi



I just wish it was black with lime green accents and FUJI across the ass in huge letters. That would be an instant buy.  
4/17/2022 11:02:10 PM
0 Comments
Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black



Crossing my fingers for Easter rolling deals…

It’s what the Easter Bunny would want.  
4/16/2022 10:39:32 AM
0 Comments
Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black



Suddenly I want mint chocolate chip ice cream.  
4/15/2022 11:33:37 PM
0 Comments
"Marble" Shorts by Progress Jiu Jitsu



Marble is one way to describe it.  
4/14/2022 11:01:13 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune Kimonos "Dragon" Jiu Jitsu Gi - Unbleached Edition



Love all my Kitsune gis. Will add this one to the collection.  
4/13/2022 11:09:56 PM
0 Comments
Fuji Fighting Spirit Long Sleeve Rash Guard - Black/Green



If only this rashguard would help my actual BJJ fighting spirit.  
4/10/2022 5:09:30 PM
0 Comments
Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono



Nice… not the gi I was hoping for, but nice all the same!  
4/8/2022 11:02:31 PM
1 Comment
Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts



That’s a rather large hexagon.  
4/5/2022 11:09:10 PM
0 Comments
Half Sumo "Kaiju" Spats



These come around faster than a full moon.  
4/2/2022 11:00:53 PM
0 Comments
93brand Gotham Long Sleeve Rash Guard



Was really hoping for some WrestleMania/Final Four/start of Ramadan Rolling Deals…  
4/1/2022 11:03:24 PM
0 Comments
Fuji Ultimate Grappling Shorts - Black



I own these shorts and love them. Quality.  
3/31/2022 11:14:53 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear RollTop Backpack



Looks good for no gi; I feel skeptical a full set of gi gear would fit.  
3/25/2022 11:08:20 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Original V2 BJJ Gi - Gunmetal



I taunted the Tatami gods and this happens.  
3/22/2022 11:15:05 PM
0 Comments
2-PACK of 93brand "Standard Issue" Rashguards



$20 a rashguard? Sure, why not?  
3/21/2022 11:05:43 PM
0 Comments
FUJI Fighting Spirit Shorts - Black/Green



Tatami, take note: Subtle branding.  
3/20/2022 11:01:17 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear 'Panda 400' BJJ Gi - Unbleached



I hate Penn State wrestling even though their wrestlers seems mostly like decent people. Conflicted.  
3/19/2022 11:02:31 PM
0 Comments
Nine Lives "Leg Lock Club" Rash Guard



We’ve transitioned from chimps to dongs.

Seems a lateral move at best.  
3/18/2022 11:03:37 PM
0 Comments
Tatami "Serpent" Shorts



Something something velcro something nutsack something something  
3/16/2022 11:03:51 PM
0 Comments
Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Blue



Quality gi and in a A6? Beefy lads should approve of that.  
3/15/2022 12:52:57 AM
0 Comments
93brand "Mechanics" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



Doesn’t suck. Like the brand. Purchased.  
3/13/2022 11:02:40 PM
0 Comments
Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Spats



Very nice.

Not buying them, but very nice all the same!  
3/7/2022 11:01:16 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Interrupter" RIZR Shorts



You like… dots?  
3/5/2022 11:01:03 PM
0 Comments
Progress Jiu Jitsu Marble Rash Guard



Marble… or early 90’s acid wash? You be the judge.  
3/4/2022 11:01:22 PM
0 Comments
Fuji Suparaito Worldwide Edition BJJ Gi - Navy



Need to renew the registration on my gi’s license plate.  
3/3/2022 11:24:27 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear 2023 Spats - Black



Spats might be the best things since sliced bread, but I can’t bring myself to wear them.  
3/1/2022 11:01:51 PM
1 Comment
Tatami Original V2 BJJ Gi - White



Jesus, is that young Wayne Rooney?  
2/25/2022 11:10:18 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Original V2 BJJ Gi - White



Very subtle for a Tatami gi. I like it. Not going to buy it, but feel the quality.  
2/25/2022 11:01:12 PM
0 Comments
93brand GOTHAM Spats



Adam West was the best Batman. The rest were pale imitations.  
2/23/2022 11:05:41 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Submission Division" HPLT Shorts



“I said no-gi… not capri!”  
2/23/2022 12:36:32 AM
0 Comments
Aesthetic Sumi-E Long Sleeve Rash Guard



If I hadn’t gone a little bonkers during the rolling deals, maybe…  
2/21/2022 12:03:31 AM
0 Comments
Half Sumo "Kaiju" Shorts



Farewell, Rolling Deals…

*waves slowly and dramatically*  
2/19/2022 11:04:20 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune IBJJF Ranked Rashguards



And George Washington said, “Let there be Rolling Deals for almost Presidents Day!”

And he saw it, and it was good!  
2/18/2022 11:02:26 PM
0 Comments
Tatami 'Takedown Tiger' Spats



The Eye of the Takedown Tiger.  
2/16/2022 11:01:26 PM
0 Comments
Fuji "Jester" BJJ Gi



When I wear this gi, I feel marginally better that my coach is laughing at my jiu jitsu.  
2/15/2022 11:02:08 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Snow" Rashguard




It’s a nice rashguard for a…
  
2/14/2022 11:18:15 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts



Yes, please. Purchased immediately.   
2/13/2022 11:03:10 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Estilo 6.0 BJJ Gi - Blue/Burgundy



Is that Dante from _Clerks_?  
2/13/2022 8:00:08 AM
0 Comments
Fuji "Dark Arts" Lightweight Shorts



Fuji always makes quality gear, so it’s worth considering… but I already have enough nogi shorts, so I’m passing.  
2/10/2022 11:07:23 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Cafe Jiu Jitsu" Tee



If tomorrow’s item is the rashguard of this design, I’ll convert to atheism.  
2/5/2022 11:14:41 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Original V2 BJJ Gi - Black



Remarkably subtle for a Tatami gi… I’m considering.  
2/4/2022 11:03:48 PM
0 Comments
Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Black



Whatever size you are thinking about getting… go up a size.  
2/3/2022 11:15:29 PM
0 Comments
93brand Tea Tree Oil Shampoo 2-PACK



I literally have no strong opinion on shampoo. Maybe I should, but I don’t.  
2/2/2022 9:43:22 AM
0 Comments
Tatami Strawberry Spats



My gym only allows vegetable themed spats, not fruit themed spats.  
1/31/2022 11:03:52 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Enso" HPLT Shorts



I was a no, then saw they are good for surfing… and stayed a no.  
1/29/2022 11:03:28 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune "Twin Dragon" Hoodie - Maroon Heather



I’m pretty much a mark for anythjng Kitsune, so i’m in.  
1/26/2022 11:20:55 PM
0 Comments
BJJ Tees "Rather Be Rolling/Old Guy JJ" T-Shirt 2PACK



Nah.  
1/24/2022 11:01:10 PM
0 Comments
Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black



This gi looks like it might glow in the dark…  
1/24/2022 8:34:03 AM
0 Comments
Tatami Rival Short Sleeve Rashguard



We had a good run with that 93 gi and the soap.

We had to regress to the mean eventually.  
1/22/2022 11:10:40 PM
0 Comments
Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK



Hells yes.

No velcro, short-sleeved or “my school only allows a white gi” complaints about the soap!!  
1/19/2022 11:12:17 PM
0 Comments
93brand IV Drip 2.0 Rash Guard



I would buy it if one sleeve was long and the other was short.  
1/18/2022 11:03:35 PM
0 Comments
"Marble" Shorts by Progress Jiu Jitsu



Stonewashed cumstains = cumwashed?  
1/17/2022 11:08:56 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Model X BJJ Gi - Black



X Gonna Give It To Ya!  
1/16/2022 11:01:42 PM
0 Comments
Manto "Strong Waves" BJJ Gi - Navy



Yesterday, the 3XLs sell out first… and now the A5s sell out first. Lots of beefy fellas here, it seems. Good. Better than having a bunch of spindly little quarterhorse jockeys running around like tiny little fleas.  
1/12/2022 10:20:32 AM
0 Comments
Nine Lives "The Gentle Art Is All Heart" Charity Hoodie



Purchased immediately. Get involved.  
1/10/2022 11:02:59 PM
0 Comments
Progress Jiu Jitsu Tie Dye Rash Guard



To be fair, that is a negligable amount of tie-dye.   
1/8/2022 11:02:27 PM
0 Comments
Half Sumo "Kaiju" Spats



This makes me miss the Bone Collector rashguard.  
1/7/2022 11:02:44 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Bone Collector Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard



I don’t like a lot of novelty in my BJJ gear. My lack of cardio and technique is comedy enough.  
1/6/2022 11:04:19 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Cauli Floral" Long Sleeve Rashguard



Mens 3XL is 350 lbs and over?

No way that’s right.  
1/4/2022 11:01:41 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Navy



Quality. I’m very tempted.  
1/3/2022 11:02:07 PM
0 Comments
93brand Palm / Butterfly Originals Dry Fit 2PACK



I’ll have to GUARD against buying thay BUTTERFLY.

Sorry, I’ll try to do better tomorrow…  
1/1/2022 11:07:05 PM
0 Comments
Scramble Tigre Shorts



This matches that rashguard I also didn’t buy.  
12/30/2021 11:10:55 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Dragon Slayer Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard



For everyone who complains about how negative comments are, I will say something positive:

I’m positive I’m not buying this.  
12/29/2021 11:05:07 PM
0 Comments
Progress Jiu Jitsu Galaxy Rash Guard



The limp, sad, twisted way it sits there makes me ill and angry. Pass.  
12/27/2021 11:02:17 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Sharp" Spats



Half plain, half Cosby sweater.

Pass.  
12/26/2021 11:00:51 PM
0 Comments
Aesthetic Floral Dragon Fight Shorts



I’m absolutely floored that these sold out.  
12/26/2021 10:10:20 PM
0 Comments
Aesthetic Floral Dragon Fight Shorts



These shorts feel racially insensitive somehow.  
12/25/2021 11:04:48 PM
0 Comments
Nine Lives "Leg Lock Club" Rash Guard



That’s why Tiny Tim had that little crutch: Leg locks.  
12/24/2021 11:30:22 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Model X BJJ Gi - Blue




Rationalization.  
12/24/2021 8:56:23 AM
0 Comments
Tatami Model X BJJ Gi - Blue



The X model, as worn by DMX… possibly.  
12/23/2021 11:01:20 PM
1 Comment
93brand Standard Issue V2 Shorts 2-Pack



I feel like I’m paying $35 for the black pair and taking the baby blue pair for free.  
12/21/2021 11:05:01 PM
1 Comment
Inverted Gear Old School Gi - Black



I already sweat way too much… this gi would triple that.  
12/21/2021 9:47:34 AM
0 Comments
Fuji #7000 All Around Jiu Jitsu Gi



If I had not just bought a gi during the rolling deals, I might buy this one. Fuji gis are solid.  
12/18/2021 11:11:13 PM
0 Comments
Nine Lives Palm Trees & Torn Knees Rashguard



“Sorry kids, Santa only brought BJJ gear for me this year.”  
12/17/2021 11:17:14 PM
1 Comment
PROGRESS "Sportif" Black/Green Shorts



Too much irony in me wearing BJJ shorts advertising any sort of progress.  
12/16/2021 11:02:31 PM
1 Comment
93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard



Great in theory; disappointing in application.

A lot like my jiu-jitsu.  
12/14/2021 11:05:57 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Grey



That’s actually pretty nice. Not a huge fan of grey, but that’s a solid deal.  
12/14/2021 12:22:07 AM
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Tatami Dia De Los Muertos Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard



Tatami has no love for the heavyweights. None.  
12/12/2021 11:08:47 PM
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Phalanx "Interrupter" RIZR Shorts



A dot for every time I have been tapped out.  
12/11/2021 11:01:24 PM
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93brand "Gold Label V3" Jiu Jitsu Gi



My gym has pretty strict color restrictions… I like this gi, but I’m fairly certain greyish-green isn’t going to fly.  
12/10/2021 11:18:58 PM
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Scramble Tigre Rash Guard



Something something long sleeves something  
12/9/2021 11:01:58 PM
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93brand PALM Shorts



Not too bad. Velcro is not ideal, though.  
12/7/2021 11:09:20 PM
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Tatami Bushido BJJ Gi - White



Best thing for a while, but still passing.  
12/7/2021 12:06:44 AM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu Marble Rash Guard



That guy in the last photo looks like he might have the same tattoos as Edward Norton in _American History X_.  
12/5/2021 11:41:31 PM
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93brand "Dark Tiger" Sliders



So far, December has been an advent calendar full of BJJ deals I am less than excited about…  
12/5/2021 12:38:09 AM
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Tatami Easy Peasy Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard



I’ve been thinking that my rashguard collection was lacking citrus based wordplay. Looks like my prayers have been answered.  
12/3/2021 11:56:37 PM
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Scramble Tactic Rashguard - Choc Chip



I typically like Scramble, but this is just awful.  
12/2/2021 12:09:27 AM
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93brand Standard Issue Black Gi



Not going to lie: I really like the spartan, minimalist aesthetic of this.

Not enough to buy it, mind you, but I do like it.  
11/30/2021 11:12:37 PM
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2-PACK of 93brand Underwear (Updated 2021 Edition)



But do they smell like tea tree oil?  
11/28/2021 11:00:38 PM
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93brand Natural Tea Tree Shampoo & Body Wash (2-PACK)



Wish it was long-sleeved.  
11/27/2021 12:31:03 AM
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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Black



Been waiting on this or one similar. Just made a great Thanksgiving even better.  
11/25/2021 11:20:23 PM
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Tatami "Chillin" Eco-Tech Recycled Rashguard



Are all of the “I wish it was long sleeved” people now going to wish it was short sleeved?  
11/24/2021 11:25:18 PM
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Fuji "Jester" BJJ Gi



I reslly hope there are rolling deals tomorrow and friday so I can buy rashguards rather than talk with my in-laws.  
11/24/2021 8:53:35 AM
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Fuji "Jester" BJJ Gi



This is a really quality gi. Have had it for a while. Tempted to buy another at this price, to be honest.  
11/23/2021 11:01:33 PM
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Kitsune Kimonos "Prime" Ombre Spats



2XL and 3XL are for the same weights? Very suspicious.  
11/20/2021 11:01:12 PM
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Scramble Combination Shorts - Camo



Damn. That sold out as fast as I tap out.

And that’s fast.  
11/20/2021 12:17:43 AM
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Scramble Combination Shorts - Camo



Yes please.

Purchased.  
11/19/2021 11:05:19 PM
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Tatami Navy & Maroon Bobble Hat



The shipping is a third of the total cost? Pass.  
11/18/2021 11:01:45 PM
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Phalanx "Solid" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



I don’t have enough “badass ink” on my forearms to wear this.  
11/17/2021 11:53:39 PM
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93brand Standard Issue Blue Gi



Between this and the black Fuji one, it’s been a good week for quality, boring gis.   
11/16/2021 11:02:17 PM
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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Rash Guard



Does Godzilla have thumbs? Do they ever hitch-hike?

These are the questions I need answered before I buy.  
11/15/2021 11:09:57 PM
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Tatami Katakana Spats - Navy



For some reason, the matching outfit looks like a motion capture suit to me.  
11/14/2021 11:28:37 PM
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Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi



Quality gi at a decent price. Can’t go wrong.

Boring as all hell, but better than a million logos all over it, I guess.  
11/13/2021 11:02:35 PM
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93brand "Grappling Clinic" Rash Guard



At least it’s better than thay coffee t-shirt.   
11/12/2021 11:05:16 PM
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Phalanx "Warp Speed" HPLT Shorts



This will go well with the similar rashguard I didn’t buy.  
11/11/2021 11:05:59 PM
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93brand "Cafe Jiu Jitsu" Tee



Perfect for men who like fighting, coffee and whimsical shirts.  
11/10/2021 11:24:21 PM
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Tatami Leve BJJ Gi - Blue



Good price on a quality gi. Could do worse.  
11/9/2021 11:02:28 PM
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Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard



20 seconds left…  
11/9/2021 10:59:47 PM
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Phalanx "Interrupter" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



Nope. Not feeling it. Looks like a Lite-Brite on the back.  
11/5/2021 12:00:43 AM
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Scramble Combination Shorts - Grey/Burgundy



Slap a Sakuraba logo on them and double the price. License to print money.  
11/3/2021 12:09:16 AM
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Phalanx "Interrupter" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

The damn things are still for sale.
11/5/2021 2:24:14 AM
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Tatami Fraction Rashguard

If I put it on… will I also talk very slowly… and very softly… with a cold stare… in my eyes… ?
11/7/2021 1:54:24 AM
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93brand "Goose OG" Jiu Jitsu Gi - Comp Edition

Stalactite and stalagmite.
11/8/2021 8:24:39 PM
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93brand "Goose OG" Jiu Jitsu Gi - Comp Edition

Well, winter is just around the corner…
11/7/2021 11:05:09 PM
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Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard

I feel like it’s maybe a coinflip chance that he even does BJJ.
11/9/2021 9:01:14 AM
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93brand "Cafe Jiu Jitsu" Tee

“Cross-training”.
11/11/2021 2:05:17 PM
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Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi

Doesn’t include black, coral or red belt? Nicht sehr gut!
11/14/2021 10:18:41 AM
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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Rash Guard

It’s because the ofher arm is so far in the distance. It’s forced perspective.
11/16/2021 6:40:36 PM
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Tatami Navy & Maroon Bobble Hat

That’s amazing that’s what you took away from that. I hope your BJJ is better than your reading.
11/18/2021 11:48:12 PM
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93brand Hooks V5 Gi - Unbleached

You, sir, are ‘rarted’.
11/21/2021 11:24:17 PM
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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Shorts

… not that there is anything wrong with that…
11/23/2021 12:19:12 AM
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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Shorts

A guy at my gym rolls nogi in shorts with zippered pockets and they scratch the hell out of me every time.
11/23/2021 11:40:52 AM
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Fuji "Jester" BJJ Gi

Chimp, but close enough.
11/23/2021 11:44:30 PM
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Fuji "Jester" BJJ Gi

Could have gone _Top Gun_, but went Steve Miller. Respect.
11/24/2021 10:31:44 PM
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Tatami "Chillin" Eco-Tech Recycled Rashguard

There’s some sexy talk.
11/24/2021 11:40:36 PM
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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Black

Only buying gis when you need one?

What a novel idea… I should try that someday.
11/26/2021 11:14:09 AM
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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Black

They are working their gimmick. I can respect that.
11/26/2021 8:53:22 AM
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93brand Natural Tea Tree Shampoo & Body Wash (2-PACK)

Ringworms have heels?
11/27/2021 12:40:45 PM
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Nine Lives Claw Rashguard

The Chimp is one of the few things i can really count on.
11/27/2021 11:08:41 PM
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2-PACK of 93brand Underwear (Updated 2021 Edition)

We’re all here for discount BJJ gear. This isn’t the Nobel Selection Committee… What level of discourse did you expect?
11/28/2021 11:17:38 PM
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93brand Standard Issue Black Gi

I also like how there is an A6 for the taller and/or beefier lads out there.
12/1/2021 12:23:29 AM
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93brand V3 Athletic Tape (Updated and Improved Edition)

You buy that tape because it makes his dick hard?
12/3/2021 12:30:25 AM
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93brand "Dark Tiger" Sliders

<insert Spiderman pointing meme here>
12/4/2021 11:45:14 PM
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93brand "Dark Tiger" Sliders

Chimps = Doinks
12/5/2021 9:00:19 AM
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93brand "Dark Tiger" Sliders

Maybe he only wears them once a month.
12/4/2021 11:51:49 PM
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Tatami Bushido BJJ Gi - White

The red piping absolutely kills it for me, to be honest, and does give off a costume vibe.
12/7/2021 11:10:07 AM
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Tatami Bushido BJJ Gi - White

I generally don’t. Of course, that’s just personal preference, but it just feels a bit too flash for me.
12/7/2021 9:10:59 PM
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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide Edition BJJ Gi - Navy

Looks like a motorcycle license plate to me.
12/9/2021 1:28:31 AM
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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide Edition BJJ Gi - Navy

WHY NOT?
12/9/2021 12:17:03 PM