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Inverted Gear Panda Duffle Bag

18 x 14 x 8 seems kinda small…

3/26/2023 11:14:26 PM

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Tatami Kimuras T-Shirt - Royal Blue

S, M, L only.

Must be in honor of the UFC bantamweight fight tonight.

3/25/2023 11:02:57 PM

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Inverted Gear 2023 Nogi Shorts - Black/Coral

I don’t have the confidence to wear those.

3/23/2023 11:02:05 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

I think of it as $230 for the tape and the mats are free.

3/19/2023 11:24:55 PM

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93brand "Strong Snake" Bag

Yianni D. Four times. Respect.

3/18/2023 11:00:38 PM

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Fuji XTR Extreme Shorts Blue

Matt Ramos over Spencer Lee.

Get involved.

3/17/2023 11:01:07 PM

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Phalanx "Dark King" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I feel like this is some sort of joke that I just don’t get.

3/14/2023 11:53:03 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Navy Blue

I have this gi and absolutely love it. Would happily buy again. Highly recommended.

3/12/2023 11:06:27 PM

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93brand "Dark Tiger" Sliders

Everyone who wears an A0 or A1 gi:

Come get your slides!

3/11/2023 11:03:39 PM

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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - White

Not sure why not, but I have never once been even slightly tempted to buy a Manto gi.

3/10/2023 11:12:36 PM

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Fuji XTR Extreme Shorts

Not Xtreme enough for me.

I require XXXtreme.

3/9/2023 11:01:28 PM

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93brand C-Spec "Butterfly" Gi

I told myself not to buy any more gis… dammit.

3/7/2023 11:43:20 PM

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Kitsune "Battle" 2-Layer Shorts - Green

Silas Allred over Max Dean was a better match than Jon Jones over Cyril Gane.

Change my mind.

3/5/2023 11:02:59 PM

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Tatami ArmourTech Dry Fit T-Shirt

What’s everyone’s favorite match from the Big Ten wrestling tournament so far?

3/5/2023 12:32:33 AM

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Toro Large Mesh Gym Bag

Good brand. They made my snowblower and lawnmower.

3/2/2023 11:01:25 PM

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93brand GOD shorts "Topo" Edition

I bought these and they are not bad. True to size and don’t squeeze the life out of my thighs like those Scramble shorts. Worth a purchase.

2/27/2023 11:07:27 PM

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Nation Athletic "Therapeutic Violence" Hoodie

Bummed I missed the 93 C-Spec Butterfly in white. Hopefully it cycles back around at some point.

2/25/2023 9:31:37 PM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - White

Like a bad penny, this just keeps turning back up…

2/23/2023 11:01:45 PM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda

No A6.

A5 sold out.

Us “Full Grown Men” can check out until tomorrow.

2/21/2023 11:32:24 PM

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"Pyjama Fight Club" Hoodie by Aesthetic

I’m sorry, but absolutely not.

2/15/2023 11:01:35 PM

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Kitsune "Bloom" Gi - Royal Blue

If I didn’t already own it, I would happily buy it. Quality gi.

2/13/2023 11:01:50 PM

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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag (Olive Drab)

Yes, please.

2/12/2023 11:03:50 PM

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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

Something something Tiger King reference something.

2/10/2023 11:46:26 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Purple

Sakuraba or not, I’m not wearing those.

2/8/2023 11:09:06 PM

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Progress M6 Mark 5 Gi - Green

To everyone who is going to wear this gi:

Thank you for your service.

2/7/2023 11:01:32 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" White Gi

I’m not looking to buy any more gis right now… but if I were…

2/6/2023 2:41:12 PM

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93brand "Emblem" Panel Hat

I like seeing new items and I love my 93 gis, but this hat isn’t working for me, unfortunately.

2/4/2023 11:03:34 PM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Anyone going to mention what happens when you read it upside down?

2/4/2023 10:16:54 AM

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Inverted Gear 'Panda 400' BJJ Gi - Unbleached

Some really quality gis lately.

Keep up the good work, BJJHQ!

2/1/2023 11:25:52 PM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey

I’m neither peaceful enough for the Zen nor confident enough for the unicorns. I am not the target audience.

1/26/2023 11:03:15 PM

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Phalanx "Squad Hawk" Rashguard

Squad Hawk and Squad Animal… the Squad Road Warriors!

1/25/2023 11:01:34 PM

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Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi - Mint/Green

I wish my BJJ was good enough that I could wear this.

1/23/2023 11:01:54 PM

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Fuji Elemental Gi (Blue)

Frosty in a Fuji gi… but without the nipple flash?

Controversial.

1/19/2023 11:09:24 PM

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Finishers "Reaper" Rashguard

New brand Latin Skeletor? Get involved!

1/18/2023 11:04:35 PM

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Nation Athletic "Therapeutic Violence" Hoodie

You can’t convince me that’s not Hikaru Nakamura as the model.

1/18/2023 10:13:19 AM

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Nation Athletic "Therapeutic Violence" Hoodie

When was the last time we saw anything from this brand? I like it… mixing up the rotation a little bit!

1/17/2023 11:02:24 PM

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GOLD LABEL V4 by 93brand Jiu Jitsu

I love everything about it except the color. I wish it was just traditional white… it’s a nice grey, but would just prefer white.

1/15/2023 11:04:59 PM

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Tatami Fraction Rashguard

What does fractions have to do with it?

The 0/100 chance I buy it?

1/14/2023 11:01:37 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts

Totally dig Kitsune’s gear. Quality stuff.

1/11/2023 11:02:04 PM

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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

How ironic... My BJJ is also a show about nothing.

1/8/2023 11:02:07 PM

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Phalanx "Sharp" HPTX Shorts

I’m old enough to remember when these would have been cool.

1/4/2023 1:07:11 AM

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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Just when I thought the Fuji mats were the biggest rolling deals botch ever…

1/1/2023 11:11:02 PM

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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Sunday night rolling deals? Controversial!

1/1/2023 11:02:15 PM

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Tatami Azure Dragon Rashguard

Happy new year, you bunch of creeps.

1/1/2023 12:38:28 AM

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Phalanx "Distorsion" Rashguard

No New Year’s Eve Rolling Deals?

Shocking.

12/31/2022 8:40:42 PM

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Phalanx "Snow" Rashguard

In the words of the wise philosopher Uncle Roger, “Why so white?”

12/29/2022 12:47:49 PM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

Those kanji characters are in such a strange position.

12/26/2022 11:31:20 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Gi (Worldwide Edition)
Navy

License plate on the ass and no nipple peek from Frosty? Come on, Fuji. Sort it out.

12/22/2022 11:01:37 PM

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Scramble "Athlete" Gi Ecru (Unbleached Special Edition)

The lower case “a” is giving me the fear.

12/20/2022 11:01:35 PM

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Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi

That’s actually really nice.

12/19/2022 12:04:59 AM

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Scramble "3D Logo" Long Sleeve Rashguard

The sizes are going largest to smallest.

I feel like this is someone’s cry for help.

12/16/2022 11:01:52 PM

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Inverted Gear's "Panda 400" Gi

Quality.

Get involved.

12/11/2022 11:02:49 PM

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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

Maybe I’m a bad person, but I don’t really care for comical or wacky BJJ gear.

12/5/2022 11:04:39 PM

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Tatami OBSOLETE Gi - Cyber Monday Sale (Subtle Red Markings on Gi - See Pics / Description)

I’m not going to say anything negative because I don’t want repackaged Dongs guy making me feel bad.

11/27/2022 11:14:32 PM

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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

I expect this rashguard to be on sale for an hour and then some Fuji mats to be on sale for the other 23 hours.

11/26/2022 11:01:44 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

What a mess of a Rolling Deals.

20 hours later and we are just now starting to loop around.

11/26/2022 9:04:23 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

Fuji Mats going for the next 22 hours and change?

Makes for a quick Rolling Deals, I guess.

11/26/2022 12:10:28 AM

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Tatami ArmourTech Dry Fit T-Shirt

Wait, so we are getting Rolling Deals on Black Friday, Cyber Monday or both?!

11/24/2022 11:00:48 PM

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Phalanx "Speed" Rash Guard

This goes on sale immediately after Sebastian Vettel retires from Formula 1.

Coincidence? Probably.

11/23/2022 11:02:08 PM

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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard

Seasonal rashguard? Love 93, but i’m going to pass on something I wouldn’t wear year around.

11/20/2022 11:03:53 PM

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Tatami Messenger Bag

Appropriate name. A message is just about all you could fit in there.

11/19/2022 7:57:55 AM

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Phalanx "Thrash" Spats

Thrash spats? More like trash spats.

Sorry, I’ll get my coat.

11/17/2022 11:10:53 PM

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93brand Coffee Mugs Set

Mornings are jiu-jitsu!

(That “for” is kind of hiding, innit?)

11/15/2022 11:02:39 PM

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93brand X Meerkatsu Hell Hooks 2.0 Rash Guard

Nice way to cap off a Sunday.

11/13/2022 11:01:41 PM

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Toro "Kraken" Shorts

Release *yawn* the Kraken.

11/8/2022 11:19:00 PM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - White

Oof.

11/6/2022 11:00:34 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Hoodie

BJJHQ = Jiu Jitsu Headquarters.

Shots fired on Brazil, I guess.

11/5/2022 11:39:19 PM

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93brand "Strong Snake" Bag

Strong Tea Party vibes here. Hard pass.

11/3/2022 11:23:32 PM

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Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard

Frosty covering both nipples again. What a tease.

10/30/2022 11:01:56 PM

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Fuji - All Around BJJ Gi Black/Purple/Gold

Needs More Hidden Characters.

10/26/2022 11:02:11 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Spats

The irony of having “sumo” in your name but only going up to a 38 inch waist is more than I can handle.

10/23/2022 11:08:15 PM

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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

I need a photograph to let me know what is written across the ass.

10/22/2022 11:02:09 PM

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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

This is very appropriate for me since my jiu jitsu is a show about nothing as well.

10/21/2022 11:05:30 PM

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Tatami Takedowns Ain't Dead T-Shirt - White

Missed a good opportunity to appropriate some sugar skulls just in time for Dia de los Muertos.

10/20/2022 11:03:31 PM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey

Are those unicorns IBJJF approved?

10/19/2022 11:01:33 PM

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Fuji Comp Convertible Backpack Duffle

I use this bag and it is pretty much indestructible. Holds a ton of gear as well. Really nice and worth every penny. Get involved.

10/17/2022 11:02:20 PM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

Is that a fat Danny Trejo modelling those?

10/16/2022 11:03:06 PM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black

This gi looks like mint chocolate chip.

10/14/2022 11:01:31 PM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - White

I really want to like this gi for some reason… but it’s just not working for me.

10/11/2022 11:03:05 PM

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Kitsune Hydro Rashguard

Kitsune gear = take my money.

10/6/2022 11:24:55 PM

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Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi

“Does not include white belt” is some lowkey shade Fuji is throwing on its own product. Bold.

10/4/2022 11:03:23 PM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - Black

Big Sanrio energy.

9/25/2022 11:15:10 PM

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Phalanx "Interrupter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

If you like dots, this is the rashguard for you.

9/22/2022 1:00:18 AM

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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black

That Tatami bag us comically small.

9/17/2022 10:14:21 AM

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Tatami "Control" BJJ Gi - White

Something something something Janet Jackson something.

9/14/2022 11:28:17 PM

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Manto "Society" Crewneck Sweater

My streak of passing on Manto gear continues…

9/13/2022 11:02:13 PM

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Phalanx "Thrash" Spats

I heard Dongs isn’t here anymore because he missed weight by 8 pounds and had to move to another website/app.

9/11/2022 11:34:31 PM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

Scramble has no time for the beefy lad. None.

9/9/2022 11:04:23 PM

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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

No clue what’s going on here with that design. Disturbing.

9/6/2022 11:38:45 PM

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Phalanx "Dimension" HPLT Shorts

I feel let down that there were no rolling deals this weekend. I convinced myself it was going to happen, so i have only myself to blame.

9/5/2022 9:52:51 AM

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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

If i showed up to class
With writing across my ass
My coach would then mock
And kick me in my cock
So I think that i should pass.

9/3/2022 11:04:48 PM

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93brand "Console" Tee

Let’s be honest: after that bamboo gi, everything was going to feel like a little bit of a step down…

9/2/2022 11:13:15 PM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo BJJ Gi - White

Damn. This is going to sell out IMMEDIATELY.

9/1/2022 11:00:40 PM

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Manto "Jungle" Rashguard

Welcome to the…

I can’t even finish such a hack line.

8/31/2022 11:04:03 PM

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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - Navy

I’m sure it is quality gear… but i have never been tempted to buy anything from MANTO and that’s not changing tonight.

8/27/2022 11:12:52 PM

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Tatami Original Grey Camo Hat

Is this hat IBJJF approved?

8/26/2022 11:24:23 PM

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Inverted Gear Canvas Panda BJJ Gi - Black

Finally… a canvas on which I can paint my very mediocre jiu-jitsu.

8/25/2022 11:05:44 PM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Blue

Very nice… but the last thing I need is to buy another gi.

8/17/2022 11:09:13 PM

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Scramble Nostromo Long Sleeve Rashguard

With any luck, when you go to turtle, your opponent will look at that graphic on the back and have a stroke.

8/16/2022 11:21:20 PM

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Tatami Control BJJ Gi - Black

Looks like McNulty from The Wire.

8/15/2022 11:04:33 PM

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Inverted Gear "Big Panda" Backpack

Does it come in A3H?

8/12/2022 11:06:09 PM

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Phalanx "Metric" Short Sleeve Rash Guard - Black/Red

I love the irony that it is called “metric” and fhe sizes are in pounds.

8/11/2022 11:27:07 PM

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Aesthetic "The Black" BJJ Gi

I like the blacked out 93 Hooks gi better because I don’t care for shitty bands that peaked in 1991.

8/10/2022 11:18:25 PM

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Manto "Torn" Shorts

“Manto” backwards is “Otnam”.

8/9/2022 11:23:15 PM

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Fuji All Around Gi - Dark Navy

Quality gi great price Frosty’s nipple = instant buy.

8/8/2022 11:02:41 PM

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Toro "Kraken" Rash Guard

Dongs guy has been shamed and has left us. Are you all happy now?

8/7/2022 11:32:00 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Green/Woodland Camo

Warning: the lining in these shorts is best suited for people who always skip leg day.

8/4/2022 11:02:56 PM

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Scramble Kneeon Long Sleeve Rash Guard

If Scramble is good ebough for Sakuraba, that’s good enough for me.

7/31/2022 11:07:15 PM

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Phalanx "Rush" HPTX Shorts

It’s like i pressed my junk up against a stained glass window… but not in a good way.

7/29/2022 11:01:50 PM

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Manto Elipses Shorts - Black

XXL is 38”? I feel so judged…

7/27/2022 11:10:12 PM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

I don’t have enough tattoos to buy this, it seems.

7/25/2022 11:12:03 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Hybrid Shorts

Those are some shorts alright. Pass.

7/24/2022 11:01:25 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow

I have never had a bad experience owning a Fuji gi… but that license plate on the ass is more than I can accept. Pass.

7/22/2022 12:09:23 AM

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Scramble Kneeon Shorts

If it said “Dirk Diggler” in exploding neon… I still wouldn’t buy it, but it would be pretty funny.

7/19/2022 11:02:31 PM

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Phalanx "Black Ops II" Spats

The preferred nomenclature is “African-American Ops”, I believe.

7/18/2022 11:07:44 PM

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Tatami Classic BJJ Gi - White

In the words of that Storage Wars geek, this looks like about a $40 bill all day.

7/16/2022 11:08:49 PM

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Manto "Miami" Grappling Spats

miami_vice_theme.mp3

7/14/2022 11:22:08 PM

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93brand Standard Issue 2.0 Gi - White

Does this gi come with a week of free lessons?

7/12/2022 11:33:14 PM

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Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue

I should have stocked up on cheap amphetamines so I could see every single deal.

7/8/2022 11:26:14 PM

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Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue

@BJJHQ Someone needs to check the clock!

7/8/2022 11:03:22 PM

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93brand "Happy Thoughts" Tee

Just like with their underwear, this should have a tiny condom pocket sewn into it somewhere.

7/7/2022 11:21:56 AM

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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - White

Largest size is an A4? Nothing for the full grown men, I sss…

6/29/2022 11:02:01 PM

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Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Rash Guard

You can just tell by looking at their faces: She is making him edge so hard and they both love it.

6/23/2022 11:02:04 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Galaxy Rash Guard

At leaat it is not the one with the ejaculate design… err, i mean, “marbled” design.

6/20/2022 11:27:12 PM

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Aesthetic "Kikko" BJJ Gi - White (Black Lapel)

Not bad…

6/19/2022 11:01:14 PM

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Manto "Diablo" Shorts

A bit too “Sailor Jerry” for me… pass.

6/17/2022 11:01:33 PM

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Tatami "Control" BJJ Gi - White

Cue the Janet Jackson music!

6/15/2022 11:01:45 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Hoodie

I really wanted tonight’s deal to be the soap, but even cheaper, just as a rib on everyone who bought it yesterday.

6/13/2022 11:02:46 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

“Nobody argued with him. We all understood. In some circles, Armbar Soap Day is a far, far better thing than the Super Bowl, the Kentucky Derby and the Lower Oakland Roller Derby Finals all rolled into one.” — Hunter S Thompson, almost

6/13/2022 3:19:15 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Do we switch from complaining about soap to complaining about Rolling Deals now? Or is it back to velcro shorts? I can’t keep up.

6/12/2022 11:10:48 PM

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93brand "100 kg V4" BJJ Gi - White

So tempted… but too many gis already…

6/11/2022 11:07:16 PM

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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

Sort of an R Crumb meets Dia De Los Muertos vibe. I should lile it, but it’s not clicking with me.

6/10/2022 11:02:42 PM

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Tatami Repeat T-Shirt - White

Yep. That’s a t-shirt alright.

6/9/2022 11:01:12 PM

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Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi

Excellent gi for the price. Jacket is a little heavy, but solid all the same.

6/7/2022 11:02:29 PM

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Tatami "Uncover" BJJ Gi - Black

That guy looks vaguely like McNulty from _The Wire_.

6/3/2022 11:03:53 PM

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Manto "Jungle" Rashguard

You know where you are?

You’re in the jungle, baby!

You’re gonna pass on buying!

6/2/2022 12:52:08 AM

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93brand "Hooks V5" BJJ Gi - Black/Black

I told myself I wasn’t going to buy any more gis… *sigh*

5/27/2022 11:18:41 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Black

You better have thighs like bean poles or these shorts will cut off the circulation to your damn legs.

5/25/2022 11:02:09 PM

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Kitsune "Dragon" BJJ Gi - Dark Grey

I can’t say enough great things about Kitsune gis.

This is kind of a weird color and my coach is kind of strict on colors or I would buy it… but it’s an awesome gi.

5/24/2022 11:03:49 PM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Yikes.

5/23/2022 11:03:55 PM

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93brand "Butterfly" BJJ Gi - Navy

I was really hoping this was sold out in my size. That would have made the decision for me. As it is, this is a really nice gi, but I really don’t need another!

5/21/2022 11:02:47 PM

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Toro "Tiger King Martial Arts" Rashguard

I bought their lawn mower, so I might as well buy their rashgurds.

5/20/2022 11:02:27 PM

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Tatami Control BJJ Gi - Black

Great. Now i have that damn Janet Jackson song stuck in my head.

5/19/2022 11:02:10 PM

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Inverted Gear "Big Panda" Backpack

I like that there’s a laptop pocket.

Maybe I could check my email while getting choked out.

5/17/2022 11:08:23 PM

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Fuji "Jester" BJJ Gi

I own this gi and I actually kind of like it. The top feels especially heavy, but it’s been a quality gi for me.

5/14/2022 11:19:12 PM

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Inverted Gear Panda 400 BJJ Gi - White

Now will you people stop asking for the inverted panda gear??

5/12/2022 11:01:37 PM

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Phalanx "State" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

It’s the reverse color scheme of Bruce Lee’s Game of Death top… which is maybe the only positive thing I can say about it.

5/11/2022 11:03:15 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue

This is absolutely one of my favorite gis that I own. Can’t say enough good things about it!

5/10/2022 11:02:09 PM

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Meerkatsu "Gorilla Reaper" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I want that airbrushed on the side of a 70’s conversion van.

5/1/2022 11:31:08 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow

So… when are you doing Rolling Deals again?

4/30/2022 11:04:58 PM

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Manto "Pressure" T-Shirt

Tea tree shampoo is an armbar soap tease and we all know it.

4/30/2022 12:44:54 AM

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Manto "Pressure" T-Shirt

As soon as i fall aslsep, the Flow gi that I have been waiting for will appear… I just know it.

4/30/2022 12:10:54 AM

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Manto "Pressure" T-Shirt

93 Brand Butterfly Gi — Navy

4/29/2022 11:01:58 PM

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Kitsune Bloom BJJ Gi - Black

Wow, that A5 sold out in a hurry!

4/24/2022 11:18:56 PM

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Fuji #7000 All Around Jiu Jitsu Gi

I just wish it was black with lime green accents and FUJI across the ass in huge letters. That would be an instant buy.

4/17/2022 11:02:10 PM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black

Crossing my fingers for Easter rolling deals…

It’s what the Easter Bunny would want.

4/16/2022 10:39:32 AM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black

Suddenly I want mint chocolate chip ice cream.

4/15/2022 11:33:37 PM

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"Marble" Shorts by Progress Jiu Jitsu

Marble is one way to describe it.

4/14/2022 11:01:13 PM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Dragon" Jiu Jitsu Gi - Unbleached Edition

Love all my Kitsune gis. Will add this one to the collection.

4/13/2022 11:09:56 PM

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Fuji Fighting Spirit Long Sleeve Rash Guard - Black/Green

If only this rashguard would help my actual BJJ fighting spirit.

4/10/2022 5:09:30 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

Nice… not the gi I was hoping for, but nice all the same!

4/8/2022 11:02:31 PM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts

That’s a rather large hexagon.

4/5/2022 11:09:10 PM

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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Spats

These come around faster than a full moon.

4/2/2022 11:00:53 PM

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93brand Gotham Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Was really hoping for some WrestleMania/Final Four/start of Ramadan Rolling Deals…

4/1/2022 11:03:24 PM

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Fuji Ultimate Grappling Shorts - Black

I own these shorts and love them. Quality.

3/31/2022 11:14:53 PM

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Inverted Gear RollTop Backpack

Looks good for no gi; I feel skeptical a full set of gi gear would fit.

3/25/2022 11:08:20 PM

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Tatami Original V2 BJJ Gi - Gunmetal

I taunted the Tatami gods and this happens.

3/22/2022 11:15:05 PM

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2-PACK of 93brand "Standard Issue" Rashguards

$20 a rashguard? Sure, why not?

3/21/2022 11:05:43 PM

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FUJI Fighting Spirit Shorts - Black/Green

Tatami, take note: Subtle branding.

3/20/2022 11:01:17 PM

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Inverted Gear 'Panda 400' BJJ Gi - Unbleached

I hate Penn State wrestling even though their wrestlers seems mostly like decent people. Conflicted.

3/19/2022 11:02:31 PM

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Nine Lives "Leg Lock Club" Rash Guard

We’ve transitioned from chimps to dongs.

Seems a lateral move at best.

3/18/2022 11:03:37 PM

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Tatami "Serpent" Shorts

Something something velcro something nutsack something something

3/16/2022 11:03:51 PM

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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Blue

Quality gi and in a A6? Beefy lads should approve of that.

3/15/2022 12:52:57 AM

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93brand "Mechanics" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Doesn’t suck. Like the brand. Purchased.

3/13/2022 11:02:40 PM

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Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Spats

Very nice.

Not buying them, but very nice all the same!

3/7/2022 11:01:16 PM

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Phalanx "Interrupter" RIZR Shorts

You like… dots?

3/5/2022 11:01:03 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Marble Rash Guard

Marble… or early 90’s acid wash? You be the judge.

3/4/2022 11:01:22 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide Edition BJJ Gi - Navy

Need to renew the registration on my gi’s license plate.

3/3/2022 11:24:27 PM

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Inverted Gear 2022 Spats - Black

Spats might be the best things since sliced bread, but I can’t bring myself to wear them.

3/1/2022 11:01:51 PM

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Tatami Original V2 BJJ Gi - White

Jesus, is that young Wayne Rooney?

2/25/2022 11:10:18 PM

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Tatami Original V2 BJJ Gi - White

Very subtle for a Tatami gi. I like it. Not going to buy it, but feel the quality.

2/25/2022 11:01:12 PM

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93brand GOTHAM Spats

Adam West was the best Batman. The rest were pale imitations.

2/23/2022 11:05:41 PM

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Phalanx "Submission Division" HPLT Shorts

“I said no-gi… not capri!”

2/23/2022 12:36:32 AM

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Aesthetic Sumi-E Long Sleeve Rash Guard

If I hadn’t gone a little bonkers during the rolling deals, maybe…

2/21/2022 12:03:31 AM

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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Shorts

Farewell, Rolling Deals…

*waves slowly and dramatically*

2/19/2022 11:04:20 PM

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Kitsune IBJJF Ranked Rashguards

And George Washington said, “Let there be Rolling Deals for almost Presidents Day!”

And he saw it, and it was good!

2/18/2022 11:02:26 PM

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Tatami 'Takedown Tiger' Spats

The Eye of the Takedown Tiger.

2/16/2022 11:01:26 PM

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Fuji "Jester" BJJ Gi

When I wear this gi, I feel marginally better that my coach is laughing at my jiu jitsu.

2/15/2022 11:02:08 PM

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Phalanx "Snow" Rashguard

It’s a nice rashguard for a…

2/14/2022 11:18:15 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts

Yes, please. Purchased immediately.

2/13/2022 11:03:10 PM

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Tatami Estilo 6.0 BJJ Gi - Blue/Burgundy

Is that Dante from _Clerks_?

2/13/2022 8:00:08 AM

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Fuji "Dark Arts" Lightweight Shorts

Fuji always makes quality gear, so it’s worth considering… but I already have enough nogi shorts, so I’m passing.

2/10/2022 11:07:23 PM

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93brand "Cafe Jiu Jitsu" Tee

If tomorrow’s item is the rashguard of this design, I’ll convert to atheism.

2/5/2022 11:14:41 PM

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Tatami Original V2 BJJ Gi - Black

Remarkably subtle for a Tatami gi… I’m considering.

2/4/2022 11:03:48 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Black

Whatever size you are thinking about getting… go up a size.

2/3/2022 11:15:29 PM

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93brand Tea Tree Oil Shampoo 2-PACK

I literally have no strong opinion on shampoo. Maybe I should, but I don’t.

2/2/2022 9:43:22 AM

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Tatami Strawberry Spats

My gym only allows vegetable themed spats, not fruit themed spats.

1/31/2022 11:03:52 PM

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Phalanx "Enso" HPLT Shorts

I was a no, then saw they are good for surfing… and stayed a no.

1/29/2022 11:03:28 PM

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Kitsune "Twin Dragon" Hoodie - Maroon Heather

I’m pretty much a mark for anythjng Kitsune, so i’m in.

1/26/2022 11:20:55 PM

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BJJ Tees "Rather Be Rolling/Old Guy JJ" T-Shirt 2PACK

Nah.

1/24/2022 11:01:10 PM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black

This gi looks like it might glow in the dark…

1/24/2022 8:34:03 AM

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Tatami Rival Short Sleeve Rashguard

We had a good run with that 93 gi and the soap.

We had to regress to the mean eventually.

1/22/2022 11:10:40 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Hells yes.

No velcro, short-sleeved or “my school only allows a white gi” complaints about the soap!!

1/19/2022 11:12:17 PM

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93brand IV Drip 2.0 Rash Guard

I would buy it if one sleeve was long and the other was short.

1/18/2022 11:03:35 PM

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"Marble" Shorts by Progress Jiu Jitsu

Stonewashed cumstains = cumwashed?

1/17/2022 11:08:56 PM

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Tatami Model X BJJ Gi - Black

X Gonna Give It To Ya!

1/16/2022 11:01:42 PM

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Manto "Strong Waves" BJJ Gi - Navy

Yesterday, the 3XLs sell out first… and now the A5s sell out first. Lots of beefy fellas here, it seems. Good. Better than having a bunch of spindly little quarterhorse jockeys running around like tiny little fleas.

1/12/2022 10:20:32 AM

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Nine Lives "The Gentle Art Is All Heart" Charity Hoodie

Purchased immediately. Get involved.

1/10/2022 11:02:59 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Tie Dye Rash Guard

To be fair, that is a negligable amount of tie-dye.

1/8/2022 11:02:27 PM

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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Spats

This makes me miss the Bone Collector rashguard.

1/7/2022 11:02:44 PM

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Tatami Bone Collector Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard

I don’t like a lot of novelty in my BJJ gear. My lack of cardio and technique is comedy enough.

1/6/2022 11:04:19 PM

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93brand "Cauli Floral" Long Sleeve Rashguard

Mens 3XL is 350 lbs and over?

No way that’s right.

1/4/2022 11:01:41 PM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Navy

Quality. I’m very tempted.

1/3/2022 11:02:07 PM

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93brand Palm / Butterfly Originals Dry Fit 2PACK

I’ll have to GUARD against buying thay BUTTERFLY.

Sorry, I’ll try to do better tomorrow…

1/1/2022 11:07:05 PM

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Scramble Tigre Shorts

This matches that rashguard I also didn’t buy.

12/30/2021 11:10:55 PM

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Tatami Dragon Slayer Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard

For everyone who complains about how negative comments are, I will say something positive:

I’m positive I’m not buying this.

12/29/2021 11:05:07 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Galaxy Rash Guard

The limp, sad, twisted way it sits there makes me ill and angry. Pass.

12/27/2021 11:02:17 PM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Spats

Half plain, half Cosby sweater.

Pass.

12/26/2021 11:00:51 PM

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Aesthetic Floral Dragon Fight Shorts

I’m absolutely floored that these sold out.

12/26/2021 10:10:20 PM

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Aesthetic Floral Dragon Fight Shorts

These shorts feel racially insensitive somehow.

12/25/2021 11:04:48 PM

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Nine Lives "Leg Lock Club" Rash Guard

That’s why Tiny Tim had that little crutch: Leg locks.

12/24/2021 11:30:22 PM

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Tatami Model X BJJ Gi - Blue

Rationalization.

12/24/2021 8:56:23 AM

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Tatami Model X BJJ Gi - Blue

The X model, as worn by DMX… possibly.

12/23/2021 11:01:20 PM

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93brand Standard Issue V2 Shorts 2-Pack

I feel like I’m paying $35 for the black pair and taking the baby blue pair for free.

12/21/2021 11:05:01 PM

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Inverted Gear Old School Gi - Black

I already sweat way too much… this gi would triple that.

12/21/2021 9:47:34 AM

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Fuji #7000 All Around Jiu Jitsu Gi

If I had not just bought a gi during the rolling deals, I might buy this one. Fuji gis are solid.

12/18/2021 11:11:13 PM

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Nine Lives Palm Trees & Torn Knees Rashguard

“Sorry kids, Santa only brought BJJ gear for me this year.”

12/17/2021 11:17:14 PM

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PROGRESS "Sportif" Black/Green Shorts

Too much irony in me wearing BJJ shorts advertising any sort of progress.

12/16/2021 11:02:31 PM

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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard

Great in theory; disappointing in application.

A lot like my jiu-jitsu.

12/14/2021 11:05:57 PM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Grey

That’s actually pretty nice. Not a huge fan of grey, but that’s a solid deal.

12/14/2021 12:22:07 AM

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Tatami Dia De Los Muertos Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard

Tatami has no love for the heavyweights. None.

12/12/2021 11:08:47 PM

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Phalanx "Interrupter" RIZR Shorts

A dot for every time I have been tapped out.

12/11/2021 11:01:24 PM

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93brand "Gold Label V3" Jiu Jitsu Gi

My gym has pretty strict color restrictions… I like this gi, but I’m fairly certain greyish-green isn’t going to fly.

12/10/2021 11:18:58 PM

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Scramble Tigre Rash Guard

Something something long sleeves something

12/9/2021 11:01:58 PM

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93brand PALM Shorts

Not too bad. Velcro is not ideal, though.

12/7/2021 11:09:20 PM

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Tatami Bushido BJJ Gi - White

Best thing for a while, but still passing.

12/7/2021 12:06:44 AM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Marble Rash Guard

That guy in the last photo looks like he might have the same tattoos as Edward Norton in _American History X_.

12/5/2021 11:41:31 PM

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93brand "Dark Tiger" Sliders

So far, December has been an advent calendar full of BJJ deals I am less than excited about…

12/5/2021 12:38:09 AM

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Tatami Easy Peasy Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard

I’ve been thinking that my rashguard collection was lacking citrus based wordplay. Looks like my prayers have been answered.

12/3/2021 11:56:37 PM

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Scramble Tactic Rashguard - Choc Chip

I typically like Scramble, but this is just awful.

12/2/2021 12:09:27 AM

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93brand Standard Issue Black Gi

Not going to lie: I really like the spartan, minimalist aesthetic of this.

Not enough to buy it, mind you, but I do like it.

11/30/2021 11:12:37 PM

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2-PACK of 93brand Underwear (Updated 2021 Edition)

But do they smell like tea tree oil?

11/28/2021 11:00:38 PM

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93brand Natural Tea Tree Shampoo & Body Wash (2-PACK)

Wish it was long-sleeved.

11/27/2021 12:31:03 AM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Black

Been waiting on this or one similar. Just made a great Thanksgiving even better.

11/25/2021 11:20:23 PM

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Tatami "Chillin" Eco-Tech Recycled Rashguard

Are all of the “I wish it was long sleeved” people now going to wish it was short sleeved?

11/24/2021 11:25:18 PM

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Fuji "Jester" BJJ Gi

I reslly hope there are rolling deals tomorrow and friday so I can buy rashguards rather than talk with my in-laws.

11/24/2021 8:53:35 AM

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Fuji "Jester" BJJ Gi

This is a really quality gi. Have had it for a while. Tempted to buy another at this price, to be honest.

11/23/2021 11:01:33 PM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Prime" Ombre Spats

2XL and 3XL are for the same weights? Very suspicious.

11/20/2021 11:01:12 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Camo

Damn. That sold out as fast as I tap out.

And that’s fast.

11/20/2021 12:17:43 AM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Camo

Yes please.

Purchased.

11/19/2021 11:05:19 PM

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Tatami Navy & Maroon Bobble Hat

The shipping is a third of the total cost? Pass.

11/18/2021 11:01:45 PM

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Phalanx "Solid" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I don’t have enough “badass ink” on my forearms to wear this.

11/17/2021 11:53:39 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Blue Gi

Between this and the black Fuji one, it’s been a good week for quality, boring gis.

11/16/2021 11:02:17 PM

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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Rash Guard

Does Godzilla have thumbs? Do they ever hitch-hike?

These are the questions I need answered before I buy.

11/15/2021 11:09:57 PM

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Tatami Katakana Spats - Navy

For some reason, the matching outfit looks like a motion capture suit to me.

11/14/2021 11:28:37 PM

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Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi

Quality gi at a decent price. Can’t go wrong.

Boring as all hell, but better than a million logos all over it, I guess.

11/13/2021 11:02:35 PM

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93brand "Grappling Clinic" Rash Guard

At least it’s better than thay coffee t-shirt.

11/12/2021 11:05:16 PM

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Phalanx "Warp Speed" HPLT Shorts

This will go well with the similar rashguard I didn’t buy.

11/11/2021 11:05:59 PM

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93brand "Cafe Jiu Jitsu" Tee

Perfect for men who like fighting, coffee and whimsical shirts.

11/10/2021 11:24:21 PM

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Tatami Leve BJJ Gi - Blue

Good price on a quality gi. Could do worse.

11/9/2021 11:02:28 PM

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Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard

20 seconds left…

11/9/2021 10:59:47 PM

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Phalanx "Interrupter" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Nope. Not feeling it. Looks like a Lite-Brite on the back.

11/5/2021 12:00:43 AM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Grey/Burgundy

Slap a Sakuraba logo on them and double the price. License to print money.

11/3/2021 12:09:16 AM

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Phalanx "Interrupter" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

The damn things are still for sale.

11/5/2021 2:24:14 AM

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Tatami Fraction Rashguard

If I put it on… will I also talk very slowly… and very softly… with a cold stare… in my eyes… ?

11/7/2021 1:54:24 AM

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93brand "Goose OG" Jiu Jitsu Gi - Comp Edition

Stalactite and stalagmite.

11/8/2021 8:24:39 PM

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93brand "Goose OG" Jiu Jitsu Gi - Comp Edition

Well, winter is just around the corner…

11/7/2021 11:05:09 PM

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Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard

I feel like it’s maybe a coinflip chance that he even does BJJ.

11/9/2021 9:01:14 AM

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93brand "Cafe Jiu Jitsu" Tee

“Cross-training”.

11/11/2021 2:05:17 PM

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Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi

Doesn’t include black, coral or red belt? Nicht sehr gut!

11/14/2021 10:18:41 AM

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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Rash Guard

It’s because the ofher arm is so far in the distance. It’s forced perspective.

11/16/2021 6:40:36 PM

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Tatami Navy & Maroon Bobble Hat

That’s amazing that’s what you took away from that. I hope your BJJ is better than your reading.

11/18/2021 11:48:12 PM

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93brand Hooks V5 Gi - Unbleached

You, sir, are ‘rarted’.

11/21/2021 11:24:17 PM

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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Shorts

… not that there is anything wrong with that…

11/23/2021 12:19:12 AM

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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Shorts

A guy at my gym rolls nogi in shorts with zippered pockets and they scratch the hell out of me every time.

11/23/2021 11:40:52 AM

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Fuji "Jester" BJJ Gi

Chimp, but close enough.

11/23/2021 11:44:30 PM

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Fuji "Jester" BJJ Gi

Could have gone _Top Gun_, but went Steve Miller. Respect.

11/24/2021 10:31:44 PM

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Tatami "Chillin" Eco-Tech Recycled Rashguard

There’s some sexy talk.

11/24/2021 11:40:36 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Black

Only buying gis when you need one?

What a novel idea… I should try that someday.

11/26/2021 11:14:09 AM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Black

They are working their gimmick. I can respect that.

11/26/2021 8:53:22 AM

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93brand Natural Tea Tree Shampoo & Body Wash (2-PACK)

Ringworms have heels?

11/27/2021 12:40:45 PM

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Nine Lives Claw Rashguard

The Chimp is one of the few things i can really count on.

11/27/2021 11:08:41 PM

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2-PACK of 93brand Underwear (Updated 2021 Edition)

We’re all here for discount BJJ gear. This isn’t the Nobel Selection Committee… What level of discourse did you expect?

11/28/2021 11:17:38 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Black Gi

I also like how there is an A6 for the taller and/or beefier lads out there.

12/1/2021 12:23:29 AM

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93brand V3 Athletic Tape (Updated and Improved Edition)

You buy that tape because it makes his dick hard?

12/3/2021 12:30:25 AM

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93brand "Dark Tiger" Sliders

<insert Spiderman pointing meme here>

12/4/2021 11:45:14 PM

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93brand "Dark Tiger" Sliders

Chimps = Doinks

12/5/2021 9:00:19 AM

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93brand "Dark Tiger" Sliders

Maybe he only wears them once a month.

12/4/2021 11:51:49 PM

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Tatami Bushido BJJ Gi - White

The red piping absolutely kills it for me, to be honest, and does give off a costume vibe.

12/7/2021 11:10:07 AM

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Tatami Bushido BJJ Gi - White

I generally don’t. Of course, that’s just personal preference, but it just feels a bit too flash for me.

12/7/2021 9:10:59 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide Edition BJJ Gi - Navy

Looks like a motorcycle license plate to me.

12/9/2021 1:28:31 AM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide Edition BJJ Gi - Navy

WHY NOT?

12/9/2021 12:17:03 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide Edition BJJ Gi - Navy

Sorry. Didn’t mean to yell. I needed to eat something.

12/9/2021 5:37:47 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide Edition BJJ Gi - Navy

You might want to lower your expectations. It’s discount BJJ gear, what do you expect?

12/9/2021 12:18:18 PM

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Scramble Tigre Rash Guard

No, he means “the clap”. This rashguard is full of a social disease.

12/10/2021 10:15:56 AM

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Scramble Tigre Rash Guard

If you have a super old school gi with a top made out of what feels like an old flour sack, maybe you want to spare your elbow and forearms… but mostly that’s not the case these days.

12/10/2021 10:13:54 AM

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93brand "Gold Label V3" Jiu Jitsu Gi

I suspect a lot of it is because it is different… but also a limited run has something to do with it.

12/10/2021 11:29:12 PM

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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard

And yet here you are, writing a negative comment about negative comments.

One of us… one of us…

12/14/2021 11:59:18 PM

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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard

But will that outfit increase my chance at urban survival, or whatever the line is?

12/15/2021 8:24:35 AM

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PROGRESS "Sportif" Black/Green Shorts

This app hates how often you disappoint it.

Let’s call it a draw.

12/17/2021 11:57:47 AM

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PROGRESS "Sportif" Black/Green Shorts

I’m absolutely there for a REGRESS line of gear.

12/17/2021 11:56:09 AM

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PROGRESS "Sportif" Black/Green Shorts

Oos, indeed.

12/17/2021 6:19:46 AM

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Nine Lives Palm Trees & Torn Knees Rashguard

So glad that blue Kitsune gi came back around. I hated that something as stupid as sleep prevented me from snagging it…

12/18/2021 5:42:36 PM

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Phalanx "Bridger" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

It should come with a hollow cane full of bourbon.

12/19/2021 11:08:09 PM

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93brand Standard Issue V2 Shorts 2-Pack

That’s exactly what the school psychologist said.

12/22/2021 12:09:46 AM

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Scramble Tactic Rashguard - Black

10p wouldn’t buy much weed. Need at least £10 for me to be interested.

12/23/2021 7:50:22 AM

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Tatami Model X BJJ Gi - Blue

Maybe. Maybe not. Who knows?

12/24/2021 4:43:49 PM

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Nine Lives "Leg Lock Club" Rash Guard

Why wish that on people’s finances?!

12/24/2021 11:31:06 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow

Hope you are feeling better, pumpkin.

12/29/2021 4:52:01 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow

Good thing calling people “cry babies” isn’t also complaining…

12/29/2021 10:53:44 AM

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Scramble Tigre Shorts

You like what you like. Can’t make your decisions based on fake chimps and the like.

12/31/2021 8:47:33 AM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - White

Very generous and spacious cut in the pants?

1/1/2022 8:04:39 AM

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93brand Palm / Butterfly Originals Dry Fit 2PACK

Let’s see Paul Allen’s rashguard.

1/2/2022 12:40:53 AM

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93brand Palm / Butterfly Originals Dry Fit 2PACK

I prefer it be eggshell… with Silian Grail letters for the emroidery.

1/2/2022 4:18:06 PM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Navy

Someone call an ambulance.

1/3/2022 11:02:40 PM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Navy

Much better writing skills than any of the lower primates around here… have an uptick on me.

1/4/2022 5:43:56 PM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Navy

Probably the A3H that they don’t offer…

1/4/2022 5:45:42 PM

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93brand "Cauli Floral" Long Sleeve Rashguard

Mine chokes the shit out of me all the time anyway.

1/4/2022 11:06:21 PM

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Tatami Bone Collector Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard

The Chimp is dead! Long live the Chimp!

1/7/2022 2:13:18 PM

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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Spats

Hey, from your lips to God’s ear.

1/7/2022 11:11:03 PM

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93brand "Splatter V2" Navy Blue Shorts

My man just joined and that’s the first thing he posts. Quality. Creepy comments like that make me actually miss the chimp(s).

1/10/2022 10:42:35 AM

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93brand "Splatter V2" Navy Blue Shorts

Right? He’s about to get choked the fuck out.

1/10/2022 10:43:02 AM

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Nine Lives "The Gentle Art Is All Heart" Charity Hoodie

Taking a bold stand against the American Heart Association. Are you pro-Diabetes also?

1/10/2022 11:05:08 PM

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Phalanx "Shatter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Thr Chimp is dead! Long live the Chimp!

1/13/2022 9:29:43 AM

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93brand Standard Issue BJJ Gi

If sound opinions on rashguards are in short supply on here, then only a total ass would get their political opinions from here either.

1/14/2022 9:06:27 AM

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Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard - Black

That guy is no joke IRL. Fairly certain he would wreck you and damn near everyone you know.

1/15/2022 10:41:56 AM

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Tatami Model X BJJ Gi - Black

That was just mean and hurtful.

1/17/2022 7:15:47 PM

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GOLD LABEL V4 by 93brand Jiu Jitsu

Sketchy Progress shortsleeved rashguard tomorrow confirmed.

1/21/2022 10:50:26 AM

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Scramble Base Shorts - Tiger Camo

None, I believe is the answer.

1/21/2022 11:18:53 PM

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Tatami Rival Short Sleeve Rashguard

Two words: Gun show.

1/22/2022 11:09:24 PM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black

800 gsm?

Must like being really warm and sweaty.

1/24/2022 4:10:53 PM

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BJJ Tees "Rather Be Rolling/Old Guy JJ" T-Shirt 2PACK

I know this is a joke, but those baked apples are really delicious.

1/25/2022 10:04:43 AM

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Tatami "Super" BJJ Gi - Navy

There’s soap… and then there’s *soap*.

1/28/2022 10:34:54 PM

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Tatami "Super" BJJ Gi - Navy

When not rocking the Hayabusa Marvel-licensed gear, of course…

1/27/2022 11:11:02 PM

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Tatami Strawberry Spats

While I agree completely with your sentiment, my objection to these is not homophobic. My objection is that my BJJ sucks to the point where I can’t pull off novelty gear.

2/1/2022 9:36:55 AM

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Aesthetic 'Floral Dragon' Long-Sleeve Rash Guard

Respect for using “nana”.

2/3/2022 11:38:17 AM

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Aesthetic "Kikko" BJJ Gi - White

Or they assume that you already know the brand and the item…

2/7/2022 10:25:32 AM

Comment on:

Aesthetic "Kikko" BJJ Gi - White

This post is so bad it actually made me wish for the Chimps to return.

2/7/2022 10:28:22 AM

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93brand Citizen 8.0 Shorts

There has recently been found footage of the Chimp using unacceptable language with Joe Rogan on his podcast. Difficult times for the Chimp.

2/8/2022 10:41:14 AM

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93brand Citizen 8.0 Shorts

It’s 2022… it’s OK if you don’t care which one it is. Liberate yourself. ??????

2/8/2022 10:39:00 AM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Unnecessarily hostile.

2/9/2022 8:03:38 AM

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Tatami Katakana Spats - Navy

I don’t know if it’s the same person, but the soap joke is definitely old.

2/9/2022 11:15:05 PM

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Tatami Katakana Spats - Navy

You can’t type comments in handcuffs.

2/10/2022 10:21:56 PM

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Fuji "Dark Arts" Lightweight Shorts

I have several pairs of Fuji shorts and have always found them true to size.

2/10/2022 11:08:32 PM

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Aesthetic Neon Short Sleeve Rash Guard

WomanRespecter420? Is that you?

2/12/2022 8:09:13 AM

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Tatami Estilo 6.0 BJJ Gi - Blue/Burgundy

Yeah! How dare you ask a genuine question!

And screw that. Iowa v Okla St >>> UFC.

2/13/2022 2:02:00 AM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts

Don’t even mention the ch*mp around here. He has sullied this fine app for the last time!

2/13/2022 11:19:24 PM

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Fuji "Jester" BJJ Gi

It was a special edition for April Fool’s Day. Says it on the gi top label.

2/16/2022 12:05:11 AM

Comment on:

Kitsune IBJJF Ranked Rashguards

Yeah, except we call it “the soap”.

2/19/2022 9:59:41 AM

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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Shorts

That’s it: one product for 24 hours… new one at 11 pm ET.

And lots of positive, respectful banter in this chat.

2/20/2022 4:57:30 PM

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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Shorts

You asked a sincere question. I gave a sincere answer. It still got a “dislike”. Welcome to BJJHQ.

2/20/2022 8:54:51 PM

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Inverted Gear 2022 Spats - Black

I like to wear those Scramble shorts that size too small and cut off the circulation to my legs…

3/1/2022 11:33:28 PM

Comment on:

93brand "Ground Karate" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Exactly. If only this had a Mexican flag background…

3/2/2022 11:02:44 PM

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93brand "Ground Karate" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

At least the chimp never talked about fellatio. Gotta give credit where it is due.

3/3/2022 2:57:50 PM

Comment on:

Tatami Equilibrium Long Sleeve Rash Guard

That’s very brave of you. You have our support as a BJJ community. Love is love.

3/7/2022 8:59:21 AM

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Fuji Ultimate Grappling Shorts - Military Green

Very true to size. I have these in black and they are awesome. Some of my favorite training shorts.

3/8/2022 11:04:58 PM

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PROGRESS "Sportif" Black/Green Shorts

If you could see a picture of the rashguard in question, it would make more sense.

3/13/2022 9:45:14 PM

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PROGRESS "Sportif" Black/Green Shorts

None of it impacts your day-to-day life in the least. Stop whinging that it’s not 1946 anymore.

3/13/2022 9:47:42 PM

Comment on:

93brand "Mechanics" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

You typed “on” instead of “in”. Damn typos.

3/14/2022 9:27:21 AM

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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Blue

This comment makes me wish there was a Saito brand gi… or even better, a Suzuki-gun gi.

3/15/2022 10:27:18 AM

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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Blue

What I love about it the most is that every day, all of it gets erased and it all starts all over again, like a discount BJJ gear based reboot of _Groundhog’s Day_.

3/15/2022 6:26:04 PM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda - All Black

Very late this time. You’re slipping.

3/31/2022 1:53:34 PM

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Fuji Ultimate Grappling Shorts - Black

Jesus, let’s hope so.

4/1/2022 9:08:11 PM

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Fuji Ultimate Grappling Shorts - Black

Yes.

4/1/2022 9:08:33 PM

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Tatami "Jiu Jitsu Sunset" T-Shirt

Getting that sexy talk in early, aren’t you?

4/3/2022 11:29:14 PM

Comment on:

Phalanx "Insignia" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Sure… along with tickets for seats in the far upper deck.

4/5/2022 12:21:00 AM

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Phalanx "Insignia" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

That’s where…

4/5/2022 12:24:23 AM

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Phalanx "Insignia" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

…

4/5/2022 12:25:07 AM

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Tatami Combat Club Long Sleeve Rash Guard

.

4/8/2022 6:07:07 PM

Comment on:

Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

The Alpine white Flow gi. I came around once during the last rolling deals, but didn’t come back around the second time.

4/9/2022 9:29:29 AM

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Phalanx "Bridger" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

If it had “You’re fucking (tapped) out!” on it, I would buy ten of them.

4/17/2022 9:01:01 AM

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Phalanx "Bridger" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

If the discourse around velcro or short-sleeved rashguards can’t be civil on here, no way in hell am I going to discuss politics here.

4/17/2022 9:02:49 AM

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Phalanx "Bridger" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

…

4/17/2022 10:10:26 PM

Comment on:

Scramble Tigre Rash Guard

We have finally arrived at the point where “dongs” is a top influencer. Sad times, indeed.

4/20/2022 11:06:59 PM

Comment on:

Tatami Bushido BJJ Gi - White

That’s so racist.

4/22/2022 11:23:54 PM

Comment on:

Tatami Bushido BJJ Gi - White

I feel that. I’m at my ideal weight if I were only 6’10”.

4/23/2022 2:55:56 PM

Comment on:

Kitsune Bloom BJJ Gi - Black

Wait, now there are A5’s? I’m confused!

4/25/2022 9:14:31 PM

Comment on:

Manto "Pressure" T-Shirt

Aesthetic Floral Dragon Long Sleeved rashguard — $29

4/29/2022 11:20:57 PM

Comment on:

Manto "Pressure" T-Shirt

Some people *need* soap.

And to wash their gi.

4/29/2022 11:29:47 PM

Comment on:

Manto "Pressure" T-Shirt

Suspect most people in a crackhouse are more concerned with the crack and less with the decor.

4/29/2022 11:30:40 PM

Comment on:

Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow

In lavender or not?

5/1/2022 11:45:51 AM

Comment on:

Meerkatsu "Gorilla Reaper" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I’m noticing a correlation between dongs up/down votes and S&P performance. Perhaps the dongs guy is Jay Powell?

5/2/2022 11:03:08 AM

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Meerkatsu "Gorilla Reaper" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

To be fair, it’s an interesting image and full credit to the artist who produced such a remarkable work… but it’s not really something I personally would wear.

5/2/2022 11:01:10 AM

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Tatami "Nova Minimo 2.0" BJJ Gi - Black

This is the BJJHQ equivalent of when Groot said, “*We* are Groot”.

5/3/2022 7:13:45 PM

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Fuji "Dark Arts" Lightweight Shorts

Dong arts?

5/6/2022 11:09:19 PM

Comment on:

Fuji "Dark Arts" Lightweight Shorts

Starting with yours, fella.

5/6/2022 11:10:13 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue

I have never had the drawstring knots come undone on mine… but then again, I tie them together when I wash them, so maybe that prevents it?

5/11/2022 9:28:29 AM

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Inverted Gear "Big Panda" Backpack

I blame Jerome Powell and the Fed.

5/17/2022 11:03:27 PM

Comment on:

Toro "Tiger King Martial Arts" Rashguard

Stagflation.

5/20/2022 11:03:18 PM

Comment on:

Toro "Tiger King Martial Arts" Rashguard

This was the “We are Groot” moment we have all been waiting for.

5/21/2022 4:28:57 PM

Comment on:

93brand "Butterfly" BJJ Gi - Navy

I was really hoping the new gimmick was going to be to add another “o” each time.

5/21/2022 11:03:26 PM

Comment on:

Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

If i buy this, can i also become the mayor of Knox County, TN?

5/24/2022 12:06:16 AM

Comment on:

Manto "Future" Rashguard - Black

I would actually love a rashguard with “Doyle Hargreaves Construction” on it.

5/26/2022 11:33:32 PM

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Tatami Equilibrium Long Sleeve Rash Guard

This… is questionable at best.

5/28/2022 11:02:27 PM

Comment on:

93brand "Ground Karate" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Damn. BJJHQ coming in and regulating.

5/31/2022 10:19:48 PM

Comment on:

93brand "Ground Karate" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I will never understand: sometimes, there is a lot of support for this, but other times not. The “dongs” posts are like a Rorschach test. We see what we want fo see.

5/31/2022 9:26:48 AM