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93brand "Hooks V5" BJJ Gi - Black/Black



I told myself I wasn’t going to buy any more gis… *sigh*  
5/27/2022 11:18:41 PM
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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Black



You better have thighs like bean poles or these shorts will cut off the circulation to your damn legs.  
5/25/2022 11:02:09 PM
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Kitsune "Dragon" BJJ Gi - Dark Grey



I can’t say enough great things about Kitsune gis.

This is kind of a weird color and my coach is kind of strict on colors or I would buy it… but it’s an awesome gi.   
5/24/2022 11:03:49 PM
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Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



Yikes.  
5/23/2022 11:03:55 PM
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93brand "Butterfly" BJJ Gi - Navy



I was really hoping this was sold out in my size. That would have made the decision for me. As it is, this is a really nice gi, but I really don’t need another!  
5/21/2022 11:02:47 PM
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Toro "Tiger King Martial Arts" Rashguard



I bought their lawn mower, so I might as well buy their rashgurds.  
5/20/2022 11:02:27 PM
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Tatami Control BJJ Gi - Black



Great. Now i have that damn Janet Jackson song stuck in my head.  
5/19/2022 11:02:10 PM
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Inverted Gear "Big Panda" Backpack



I like that there’s a laptop pocket.

Maybe I could check my email while getting choked out.  
5/17/2022 11:08:23 PM
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Fuji "Jester" BJJ Gi



I own this gi and I actually kind of like it. The top feels especially heavy, but it’s been a quality gi for me.  
5/14/2022 11:19:12 PM
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Inverted Gear Panda 400 BJJ Gi - White



Now will you people stop asking for the inverted panda gear??  
5/12/2022 11:01:37 PM
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Phalanx "State" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



It’s the reverse color scheme of Bruce Lee’s Game of Death top… which is maybe the only positive thing I can say about it.  
5/11/2022 11:03:15 PM
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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue



This is absolutely one of my favorite gis that I own. Can’t say enough good things about it!  
5/10/2022 11:02:09 PM
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Meerkatsu "Gorilla Reaper" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



I want that airbrushed on the side of a 70’s conversion van.  
5/1/2022 11:31:08 PM
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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow



So… when are you doing Rolling Deals again?   
4/30/2022 11:04:58 PM
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Manto "Pressure" T-Shirt



Tea tree shampoo is an armbar soap tease and we all know it.  
4/30/2022 12:44:54 AM
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Manto "Pressure" T-Shirt



As soon as i fall aslsep, the Flow gi that I have been waiting for will appear… I just know it.  
4/30/2022 12:10:54 AM
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Manto "Pressure" T-Shirt



93 Brand Butterfly Gi — Navy  
4/29/2022 11:01:58 PM
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Kitsune Bloom BJJ Gi - Black



Wow, that A5 sold out in a hurry!  
4/24/2022 11:18:56 PM
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Fuji #7000 All Around Jiu Jitsu Gi



I just wish it was black with lime green accents and FUJI across the ass in huge letters. That would be an instant buy.  
4/17/2022 11:02:10 PM
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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black



Crossing my fingers for Easter rolling deals…

It’s what the Easter Bunny would want.  
4/16/2022 10:39:32 AM
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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black



Suddenly I want mint chocolate chip ice cream.  
4/15/2022 11:33:37 PM
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"Marble" Shorts by Progress Jiu Jitsu



Marble is one way to describe it.  
4/14/2022 11:01:13 PM
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Kitsune Kimonos "Dragon" Jiu Jitsu Gi - Unbleached Edition



Love all my Kitsune gis. Will add this one to the collection.  
4/13/2022 11:09:56 PM
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Fuji Fighting Spirit Long Sleeve Rash Guard - Black/Green



If only this rashguard would help my actual BJJ fighting spirit.  
4/10/2022 5:09:30 PM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono



Nice… not the gi I was hoping for, but nice all the same!  
4/8/2022 11:02:31 PM
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Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts



That’s a rather large hexagon.  
4/5/2022 11:09:10 PM
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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Spats



These come around faster than a full moon.  
4/2/2022 11:00:53 PM
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93brand Gotham Long Sleeve Rash Guard



Was really hoping for some WrestleMania/Final Four/start of Ramadan Rolling Deals…  
4/1/2022 11:03:24 PM
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Fuji Ultimate Grappling Shorts - Black



I own these shorts and love them. Quality.  
3/31/2022 11:14:53 PM
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Inverted Gear RollTop Backpack



Looks good for no gi; I feel skeptical a full set of gi gear would fit.  
3/25/2022 11:08:20 PM
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Tatami Original V2 BJJ Gi - Gunmetal



I taunted the Tatami gods and this happens.  
3/22/2022 11:15:05 PM
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2-PACK of 93brand "Standard Issue" Rashguards



$20 a rashguard? Sure, why not?  
3/21/2022 11:05:43 PM
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FUJI Fighting Spirit Shorts - Black/Green



Tatami, take note: Subtle branding.  
3/20/2022 11:01:17 PM
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Inverted Gear 'Panda 400' BJJ Gi - Unbleached



I hate Penn State wrestling even though their wrestlers seems mostly like decent people. Conflicted.  
3/19/2022 11:02:31 PM
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Nine Lives "Leg Lock Club" Rash Guard



We’ve transitioned from chimps to dongs.

Seems a lateral move at best.  
3/18/2022 11:03:37 PM
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Tatami "Serpent" Shorts



Something something velcro something nutsack something something  
3/16/2022 11:03:51 PM
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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Blue



Quality gi and in a A6? Beefy lads should approve of that.  
3/15/2022 12:52:57 AM
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93brand "Mechanics" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



Doesn’t suck. Like the brand. Purchased.  
3/13/2022 11:02:40 PM
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Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Spats



Very nice.

Not buying them, but very nice all the same!  
3/7/2022 11:01:16 PM
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Phalanx "Interrupter" RIZR Shorts



You like… dots?  
3/5/2022 11:01:03 PM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu Marble Rash Guard



Marble… or early 90’s acid wash? You be the judge.  
3/4/2022 11:01:22 PM
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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide Edition BJJ Gi - Navy



Need to renew the registration on my gi’s license plate.  
3/3/2022 11:24:27 PM
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Inverted Gear 2022 Spats - Black



Spats might be the best things since sliced bread, but I can’t bring myself to wear them.  
3/1/2022 11:01:51 PM
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Tatami Original V2 BJJ Gi - White



Jesus, is that young Wayne Rooney?  
2/25/2022 11:10:18 PM
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Tatami Original V2 BJJ Gi - White



Very subtle for a Tatami gi. I like it. Not going to buy it, but feel the quality.  
2/25/2022 11:01:12 PM
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93brand GOTHAM Spats



Adam West was the best Batman. The rest were pale imitations.  
2/23/2022 11:05:41 PM
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Phalanx "Submission Division" HPLT Shorts



“I said no-gi… not capri!”  
2/23/2022 12:36:32 AM
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Aesthetic Sumi-E Long Sleeve Rash Guard



If I hadn’t gone a little bonkers during the rolling deals, maybe…  
2/21/2022 12:03:31 AM
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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Shorts



Farewell, Rolling Deals…

*waves slowly and dramatically*  
2/19/2022 11:04:20 PM
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Kitsune IBJJF Ranked Rashguards



And George Washington said, “Let there be Rolling Deals for almost Presidents Day!”

And he saw it, and it was good!  
2/18/2022 11:02:26 PM
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Tatami 'Takedown Tiger' Spats



The Eye of the Takedown Tiger.  
2/16/2022 11:01:26 PM
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Fuji "Jester" BJJ Gi



When I wear this gi, I feel marginally better that my coach is laughing at my jiu jitsu.  
2/15/2022 11:02:08 PM
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Phalanx "Snow" Short Sleeve Rash Guard




It’s a nice rashguard for a…
  
2/14/2022 11:18:15 PM
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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts



Yes, please. Purchased immediately.   
2/13/2022 11:03:10 PM
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Tatami Estilo 6.0 BJJ Gi - Blue/Burgundy



Is that Dante from _Clerks_?  
2/13/2022 8:00:08 AM
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Fuji "Dark Arts" Lightweight Shorts



Fuji always makes quality gear, so it’s worth considering… but I already have enough nogi shorts, so I’m passing.  
2/10/2022 11:07:23 PM
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93brand "Cafe Jiu Jitsu" Tee



If tomorrow’s item is the rashguard of this design, I’ll convert to atheism.  
2/5/2022 11:14:41 PM
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Tatami Original V2 BJJ Gi - Black



Remarkably subtle for a Tatami gi… I’m considering.  
2/4/2022 11:03:48 PM
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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Black



Whatever size you are thinking about getting… go up a size.  
2/3/2022 11:15:29 PM
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93brand Tea Tree Oil Shampoo 2-PACK



I literally have no strong opinion on shampoo. Maybe I should, but I don’t.  
2/2/2022 9:43:22 AM
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Tatami Strawberry Spats



My gym only allows vegetable themed spats, not fruit themed spats.  
1/31/2022 11:03:52 PM
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Phalanx "Enso" HPLT Shorts



I was a no, then saw they are good for surfing… and stayed a no.  
1/29/2022 11:03:28 PM
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Kitsune "Twin Dragon" Hoodie - Maroon Heather



I’m pretty much a mark for anythjng Kitsune, so i’m in.  
1/26/2022 11:20:55 PM
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BJJ Tees "Rather Be Rolling/Old Guy JJ" T-Shirt 2PACK



Nah.  
1/24/2022 11:01:10 PM
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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black



This gi looks like it might glow in the dark…  
1/24/2022 8:34:03 AM
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Tatami Rival Short Sleeve Rashguard



We had a good run with that 93 gi and the soap.

We had to regress to the mean eventually.  
1/22/2022 11:10:40 PM
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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK



Hells yes.

No velcro, short-sleeved or “my school only allows a white gi” complaints about the soap!!  
1/19/2022 11:12:17 PM
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93brand IV Drip 2.0 Rash Guard



I would buy it if one sleeve was long and the other was short.  
1/18/2022 11:03:35 PM
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"Marble" Shorts by Progress Jiu Jitsu



Stonewashed cumstains = cumwashed?  
1/17/2022 11:08:56 PM
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Tatami Model X BJJ Gi - Black



X Gonna Give It To Ya!  
1/16/2022 11:01:42 PM
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Manto "Strong Waves" BJJ Gi - Navy



Yesterday, the 3XLs sell out first… and now the A5s sell out first. Lots of beefy fellas here, it seems. Good. Better than having a bunch of spindly little quarterhorse jockeys running around like tiny little fleas.  
1/12/2022 10:20:32 AM
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Nine Lives "The Gentle Art Is All Heart" Charity Hoodie



Purchased immediately. Get involved.  
1/10/2022 11:02:59 PM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu Tie Dye Rash Guard



To be fair, that is a negligable amount of tie-dye.   
1/8/2022 11:02:27 PM
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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Spats



This makes me miss the Bone Collector rashguard.  
1/7/2022 11:02:44 PM
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Tatami Bone Collector Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard



I don’t like a lot of novelty in my BJJ gear. My lack of cardio and technique is comedy enough.  
1/6/2022 11:04:19 PM
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93brand "Cauli Floral" Long Sleeve Rashguard



Mens 3XL is 350 lbs and over?

No way that’s right.  
1/4/2022 11:01:41 PM
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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Navy



Quality. I’m very tempted.  
1/3/2022 11:02:07 PM
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93brand Palm / Butterfly Originals Dry Fit 2PACK



I’ll have to GUARD against buying thay BUTTERFLY.

Sorry, I’ll try to do better tomorrow…  
1/1/2022 11:07:05 PM
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Scramble Tigre Shorts



This matches that rashguard I also didn’t buy.  
12/30/2021 11:10:55 PM
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Tatami Dragon Slayer Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard



For everyone who complains about how negative comments are, I will say something positive:

I’m positive I’m not buying this.  
12/29/2021 11:05:07 PM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu Galaxy Rash Guard



The limp, sad, twisted way it sits there makes me ill and angry. Pass.  
12/27/2021 11:02:17 PM
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Phalanx "Sharp" Spats



Half plain, half Cosby sweater.

Pass.  
12/26/2021 11:00:51 PM
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Aesthetic Floral Dragon Fight Shorts



I’m absolutely floored that these sold out.  
12/26/2021 10:10:20 PM
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Aesthetic Floral Dragon Fight Shorts



These shorts feel racially insensitive somehow.  
12/25/2021 11:04:48 PM
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Nine Lives "Leg Lock Club" Rash Guard



That’s why Tiny Tim had that little crutch: Leg locks.  
12/24/2021 11:30:22 PM
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Tatami Model X BJJ Gi - Blue




Rationalization.  
12/24/2021 8:56:23 AM
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Tatami Model X BJJ Gi - Blue



The X model, as worn by DMX… possibly.  
12/23/2021 11:01:20 PM
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93brand Standard Issue V2 Shorts 2-Pack



I feel like I’m paying $35 for the black pair and taking the baby blue pair for free.  
12/21/2021 11:05:01 PM
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Inverted Gear Old School Gi - Black



I already sweat way too much… this gi would triple that.  
12/21/2021 9:47:34 AM
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Fuji #7000 All Around Jiu Jitsu Gi



If I had not just bought a gi during the rolling deals, I might buy this one. Fuji gis are solid.  
12/18/2021 11:11:13 PM
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Nine Lives Palm Trees & Torn Knees Rashguard



“Sorry kids, Santa only brought BJJ gear for me this year.”  
12/17/2021 11:17:14 PM
1 Comment
PROGRESS "Sportif" Black/Green Shorts



Too much irony in me wearing BJJ shorts advertising any sort of progress.  
12/16/2021 11:02:31 PM
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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard



Great in theory; disappointing in application.

A lot like my jiu-jitsu.  
12/14/2021 11:05:57 PM
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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Grey



That’s actually pretty nice. Not a huge fan of grey, but that’s a solid deal.  
12/14/2021 12:22:07 AM
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Tatami Dia De Los Muertos Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard



Tatami has no love for the heavyweights. None.  
12/12/2021 11:08:47 PM
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Phalanx "Interrupter" RIZR Shorts



A dot for every time I have been tapped out.  
12/11/2021 11:01:24 PM
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93brand "Gold Label V3" Jiu Jitsu Gi



My gym has pretty strict color restrictions… I like this gi, but I’m fairly certain greyish-green isn’t going to fly.  
12/10/2021 11:18:58 PM
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Scramble Tigre Rash Guard



Something something long sleeves something  
12/9/2021 11:01:58 PM
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93brand PALM Shorts



Not too bad. Velcro is not ideal, though.  
12/7/2021 11:09:20 PM
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Tatami Bushido BJJ Gi - White



Best thing for a while, but still passing.  
12/7/2021 12:06:44 AM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu Marble Rash Guard



That guy in the last photo looks like he might have the same tattoos as Edward Norton in _American History X_.  
12/5/2021 11:41:31 PM
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93brand "Dark Tiger" Sliders



So far, December has been an advent calendar full of BJJ deals I am less than excited about…  
12/5/2021 12:38:09 AM
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Tatami Easy Peasy Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard



I’ve been thinking that my rashguard collection was lacking citrus based wordplay. Looks like my prayers have been answered.  
12/3/2021 11:56:37 PM
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Scramble Tactic Rashguard - Choc Chip



I typically like Scramble, but this is just awful.  
12/2/2021 12:09:27 AM
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93brand Standard Issue Black Gi



Not going to lie: I really like the spartan, minimalist aesthetic of this.

Not enough to buy it, mind you, but I do like it.  
11/30/2021 11:12:37 PM
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2-PACK of 93brand Underwear (Updated 2021 Edition)



But do they smell like tea tree oil?  
11/28/2021 11:00:38 PM
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93brand Natural Tea Tree Shampoo & Body Wash (2-PACK)



Wish it was long-sleeved.  
11/27/2021 12:31:03 AM
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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Black



Been waiting on this or one similar. Just made a great Thanksgiving even better.  
11/25/2021 11:20:23 PM
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Tatami "Chillin" Eco-Tech Recycled Rashguard



Are all of the “I wish it was long sleeved” people now going to wish it was short sleeved?  
11/24/2021 11:25:18 PM
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Fuji "Jester" BJJ Gi



I reslly hope there are rolling deals tomorrow and friday so I can buy rashguards rather than talk with my in-laws.  
11/24/2021 8:53:35 AM
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Fuji "Jester" BJJ Gi



This is a really quality gi. Have had it for a while. Tempted to buy another at this price, to be honest.  
11/23/2021 11:01:33 PM
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Kitsune Kimonos "Prime" Ombre Spats



2XL and 3XL are for the same weights? Very suspicious.  
11/20/2021 11:01:12 PM
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Scramble Combination Shorts - Camo



Damn. That sold out as fast as I tap out.

And that’s fast.  
11/20/2021 12:17:43 AM
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Scramble Combination Shorts - Camo



Yes please.

Purchased.  
11/19/2021 11:05:19 PM
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Tatami Navy & Maroon Bobble Hat



The shipping is a third of the total cost? Pass.  
11/18/2021 11:01:45 PM
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Phalanx "Solid" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



I don’t have enough “badass ink” on my forearms to wear this.  
11/17/2021 11:53:39 PM
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93brand Standard Issue Blue Gi



Between this and the black Fuji one, it’s been a good week for quality, boring gis.   
11/16/2021 11:02:17 PM
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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Rash Guard



Does Godzilla have thumbs? Do they ever hitch-hike?

These are the questions I need answered before I buy.  
11/15/2021 11:09:57 PM
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Tatami Katakana Spats - Navy



For some reason, the matching outfit looks like a motion capture suit to me.  
11/14/2021 11:28:37 PM
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Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi



Quality gi at a decent price. Can’t go wrong.

Boring as all hell, but better than a million logos all over it, I guess.  
11/13/2021 11:02:35 PM
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93brand "Grappling Clinic" Rash Guard



At least it’s better than thay coffee t-shirt.   
11/12/2021 11:05:16 PM
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Phalanx "Warp Speed" HPLT Shorts



This will go well with the similar rashguard I didn’t buy.  
11/11/2021 11:05:59 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Cafe Jiu Jitsu" Tee



Perfect for men who like fighting, coffee and whimsical shirts.  
11/10/2021 11:24:21 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Leve BJJ Gi - Blue



Good price on a quality gi. Could do worse.  
11/9/2021 11:02:28 PM
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Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard



20 seconds left…  
11/9/2021 10:59:47 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Interrupter" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



Nope. Not feeling it. Looks like a Lite-Brite on the back.  
11/5/2021 12:00:43 AM
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Scramble Combination Shorts - Grey/Burgundy



Slap a Sakuraba logo on them and double the price. License to print money.  
11/3/2021 12:09:16 AM
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Phalanx "Interrupter" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

The damn things are still for sale.
11/5/2021 2:24:14 AM
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Tatami Fraction Long Sleeve Rash Guard

If I put it on… will I also talk very slowly… and very softly… with a cold stare… in my eyes… ?
11/7/2021 1:54:24 AM
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93brand "Goose OG" Jiu Jitsu Gi - Comp Edition

Stalactite and stalagmite.
11/8/2021 8:24:39 PM
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93brand "Goose OG" Jiu Jitsu Gi - Comp Edition

Well, winter is just around the corner…
11/7/2021 11:05:09 PM
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Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard

I feel like it’s maybe a coinflip chance that he even does BJJ.
11/9/2021 9:01:14 AM
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93brand "Cafe Jiu Jitsu" Tee

“Cross-training”.
11/11/2021 2:05:17 PM
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Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi

Doesn’t include black, coral or red belt? Nicht sehr gut!
11/14/2021 10:18:41 AM
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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Rash Guard

It’s because the ofher arm is so far in the distance. It’s forced perspective.
11/16/2021 6:40:36 PM
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Tatami Navy & Maroon Bobble Hat

That’s amazing that’s what you took away from that. I hope your BJJ is better than your reading.
11/18/2021 11:48:12 PM
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93brand HOOKS V5 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Unbleached

You, sir, are ‘rarted’.
11/21/2021 11:24:17 PM
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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Shorts

… not that there is anything wrong with that…
11/23/2021 12:19:12 AM
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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Shorts

A guy at my gym rolls nogi in shorts with zippered pockets and they scratch the hell out of me every time.
11/23/2021 11:40:52 AM
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Fuji "Jester" BJJ Gi

Chimp, but close enough.
11/23/2021 11:44:30 PM
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Fuji "Jester" BJJ Gi

Could have gone _Top Gun_, but went Steve Miller. Respect.
11/24/2021 10:31:44 PM
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Tatami "Chillin" Eco-Tech Recycled Rashguard

There’s some sexy talk.
11/24/2021 11:40:36 PM
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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Black

Only buying gis when you need one?

What a novel idea… I should try that someday.
11/26/2021 11:14:09 AM
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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Black

They are working their gimmick. I can respect that.
11/26/2021 8:53:22 AM
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93brand Natural Tea Tree Shampoo & Body Wash (2-PACK)

Ringworms have heels?
11/27/2021 12:40:45 PM
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Nine Lives Claw Rashguard

The Chimp is one of the few things i can really count on.
11/27/2021 11:08:41 PM
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2-PACK of 93brand Underwear (Updated 2021 Edition)

We’re all here for discount BJJ gear. This isn’t the Nobel Selection Committee… What level of discourse did you expect?
11/28/2021 11:17:38 PM
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93brand Standard Issue Black Gi

I also like how there is an A6 for the taller and/or beefier lads out there.
12/1/2021 12:23:29 AM
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93brand V3 Athletic Tape (Updated and Improved Edition)

You buy that tape because it makes his dick hard?
12/3/2021 12:30:25 AM
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93brand "Dark Tiger" Sliders

<insert Spiderman pointing meme here>
12/4/2021 11:45:14 PM
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93brand "Dark Tiger" Sliders

Chimps = Doinks
12/5/2021 9:00:19 AM
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93brand "Dark Tiger" Sliders

Maybe he only wears them once a month.
12/4/2021 11:51:49 PM
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Tatami Bushido BJJ Gi - White

The red piping absolutely kills it for me, to be honest, and does give off a costume vibe.
12/7/2021 11:10:07 AM
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Tatami Bushido BJJ Gi - White

I generally don’t. Of course, that’s just personal preference, but it just feels a bit too flash for me.
12/7/2021 9:10:59 PM
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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide Edition BJJ Gi - Navy

Looks like a motorcycle license plate to me.
12/9/2021 1:28:31 AM
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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide Edition BJJ Gi - Navy

WHY NOT?
12/9/2021 12:17:03 PM
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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide Edition BJJ Gi - Navy

Sorry. Didn’t mean to yell. I needed to eat something.
12/9/2021 5:37:47 PM
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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide Edition BJJ Gi - Navy

You might want to lower your expectations. It’s discount BJJ gear, what do you expect?
12/9/2021 12:18:18 PM
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Scramble Tigre Rash Guard

No, he means “the clap”. This rashguard is full of a social disease.
12/10/2021 10:15:56 AM
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Scramble Tigre Rash Guard

If you have a super old school gi with a top made out of what feels like an old flour sack, maybe you want to spare your elbow and forearms… but mostly that’s not the case these days.
12/10/2021 10:13:54 AM
Comment on:
93brand "Gold Label V3" Jiu Jitsu Gi

I suspect a lot of it is because it is different… but also a limited run has something to do with it.
12/10/2021 11:29:12 PM
Comment on:
93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard

And yet here you are, writing a negative comment about negative comments.

One of us… one of us…
12/14/2021 11:59:18 PM
Comment on:
93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard

But will that outfit increase my chance at urban survival, or whatever the line is?
12/15/2021 8:24:35 AM
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PROGRESS "Sportif" Black/Green Shorts

This app hates how often you disappoint it.

Let’s call it a draw.
12/17/2021 11:57:47 AM
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PROGRESS "Sportif" Black/Green Shorts

I’m absolutely there for a REGRESS line of gear.
12/17/2021 11:56:09 AM
Comment on:
PROGRESS "Sportif" Black/Green Shorts

Oos, indeed.
12/17/2021 6:19:46 AM
Comment on:
Nine Lives Palm Trees & Torn Knees Rashguard

So glad that blue Kitsune gi came back around. I hated that something as stupid as sleep prevented me from snagging it…
12/18/2021 5:42:36 PM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Bridger" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

It should come with a hollow cane full of bourbon.
12/19/2021 11:08:09 PM
Comment on:
93brand Standard Issue V2 Shorts 2-Pack

That’s exactly what the school psychologist said.
12/22/2021 12:09:46 AM
Comment on:
Scramble Tactic Rashguard - Black

10p wouldn’t buy much weed. Need at least £10 for me to be interested.
12/23/2021 7:50:22 AM
Comment on:
Tatami Model X BJJ Gi - Blue

Maybe. Maybe not. Who knows?
12/24/2021 4:43:49 PM
Comment on:
Nine Lives "Leg Lock Club" Rash Guard

Why wish that on people’s finances?!
12/24/2021 11:31:06 PM
Comment on:
Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow

Hope you are feeling better, pumpkin.
12/29/2021 4:52:01 PM
Comment on:
Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow

Good thing calling people “cry babies” isn’t also complaining…
12/29/2021 10:53:44 AM
Comment on:
Scramble Tigre Shorts

You like what you like. Can’t make your decisions based on fake chimps and the like.
12/31/2021 8:47:33 AM
Comment on:
Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - White

Very generous and spacious cut in the pants?
1/1/2022 8:04:39 AM
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93brand Palm / Butterfly Originals Dry Fit 2PACK

Let’s see Paul Allen’s rashguard.
1/2/2022 12:40:53 AM
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93brand Palm / Butterfly Originals Dry Fit 2PACK

I prefer it be eggshell… with Silian Grail letters for the emroidery.
1/2/2022 4:18:06 PM
Comment on:
Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Navy

Someone call an ambulance.
1/3/2022 11:02:40 PM
Comment on:
Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Navy

Much better writing skills than any of the lower primates around here… have an uptick on me.
1/4/2022 5:43:56 PM
Comment on:
Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Navy

Probably the A3H that they don’t offer…
1/4/2022 5:45:42 PM
Comment on:
93brand "Cauli Floral" Long Sleeve Rashguard

Mine chokes the shit out of me all the time anyway.
1/4/2022 11:06:21 PM
Comment on:
Tatami Bone Collector Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard

The Chimp is dead! Long live the Chimp!
1/7/2022 2:13:18 PM
Comment on:
Half Sumo "Kaiju" Spats

Hey, from your lips to God’s ear.
1/7/2022 11:11:03 PM
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93brand "Splatter V2" Navy Blue Shorts

My man just joined and that’s the first thing he posts. Quality. Creepy comments like that make me actually miss the chimp(s).
1/10/2022 10:42:35 AM
Comment on:
93brand "Splatter V2" Navy Blue Shorts

Right? He’s about to get choked the fuck out.
1/10/2022 10:43:02 AM
Comment on:
Nine Lives "The Gentle Art Is All Heart" Charity Hoodie

Taking a bold stand against the American Heart Association. Are you pro-Diabetes also?
1/10/2022 11:05:08 PM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Shatter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Thr Chimp is dead! Long live the Chimp!
1/13/2022 9:29:43 AM
Comment on:
93brand Standard Issue BJJ Gi

If sound opinions on rashguards are in short supply on here, then only a total ass would get their political opinions from here either.
1/14/2022 9:06:27 AM
Comment on:
Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard - Black

That guy is no joke IRL. Fairly certain he would wreck you and damn near everyone you know.
1/15/2022 10:41:56 AM
Comment on:
Tatami Model X BJJ Gi - Black

That was just mean and hurtful.
1/17/2022 7:15:47 PM
Comment on:
GOLD LABEL V4 by 93brand Jiu Jitsu

Sketchy Progress shortsleeved rashguard tomorrow confirmed.
1/21/2022 10:50:26 AM
Comment on:
Scramble Base Shorts - Tiger Camo

None, I believe is the answer.
1/21/2022 11:18:53 PM
Comment on:
Tatami Rival Short Sleeve Rashguard

Two words: Gun show.
1/22/2022 11:09:24 PM
Comment on:
Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black

800 gsm?

Must like being really warm and sweaty.
1/24/2022 4:10:53 PM
Comment on:
BJJ Tees "Rather Be Rolling/Old Guy JJ" T-Shirt 2PACK

I know this is a joke, but those baked apples are really delicious.
1/25/2022 10:04:43 AM
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Tatami "Super" BJJ Gi - Navy

There’s soap… and then there’s *soap*.
1/28/2022 10:34:54 PM
Comment on:
Tatami "Super" BJJ Gi - Navy

When not rocking the Hayabusa Marvel-licensed gear, of course…
1/27/2022 11:11:02 PM
Comment on:
Tatami Strawberry Spats

While I agree completely with your sentiment, my objection to these is not homophobic. My objection is that my BJJ sucks to the point where I can’t pull off novelty gear.
2/1/2022 9:36:55 AM
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Aesthetic 'Floral Dragon' Long-Sleeve Rash Guard

Respect for using “nana”.
2/3/2022 11:38:17 AM
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Aesthetic "Kikko" BJJ Gi - White

Or they assume that you already know the brand and the item…
2/7/2022 10:25:32 AM
Comment on:
Aesthetic "Kikko" BJJ Gi - White

This post is so bad it actually made me wish for the Chimps to return.
2/7/2022 10:28:22 AM
Comment on:
93brand Citizen 8.0 Shorts

There has recently been found footage of the Chimp using unacceptable language with Joe Rogan on his podcast. Difficult times for the Chimp.
2/8/2022 10:41:14 AM
Comment on:
93brand Citizen 8.0 Shorts

It’s 2022… it’s OK if you don’t care which one it is. Liberate yourself. ??????
2/8/2022 10:39:00 AM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Sharp" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Unnecessarily hostile.
2/9/2022 8:03:38 AM
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Tatami Katakana Spats - Navy

I don’t know if it’s the same person, but the soap joke is definitely old.
2/9/2022 11:15:05 PM
Comment on:
Tatami Katakana Spats - Navy

You can’t type comments in handcuffs.
2/10/2022 10:21:56 PM
Comment on:
Fuji "Dark Arts" Lightweight Shorts

I have several pairs of Fuji shorts and have always found them true to size.
2/10/2022 11:08:32 PM
Comment on:
Aesthetic Neon Short Sleeve Rash Guard

WomanRespecter420? Is that you?
2/12/2022 8:09:13 AM
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Tatami Estilo 6.0 BJJ Gi - Blue/Burgundy

Yeah! How dare you ask a genuine question!

And screw that. Iowa v Okla St >>> UFC.
2/13/2022 2:02:00 AM
Comment on:
Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts

Don’t even mention the ch*mp around here. He has sullied this fine app for the last time!
2/13/2022 11:19:24 PM
Comment on:
Fuji "Jester" BJJ Gi

It was a special edition for April Fool’s Day. Says it on the gi top label.
2/16/2022 12:05:11 AM
Comment on:
Kitsune IBJJF Ranked Rashguards

Yeah, except we call it “the soap”.
2/19/2022 9:59:41 AM
Comment on:
Half Sumo "Kaiju" Shorts

That’s it: one product for 24 hours… new one at 11 pm ET.

And lots of positive, respectful banter in this chat.
2/20/2022 4:57:30 PM
Comment on:
Half Sumo "Kaiju" Shorts

You asked a sincere question. I gave a sincere answer. It still got a “dislike”. Welcome to BJJHQ.
2/20/2022 8:54:51 PM
Comment on:
Inverted Gear 2022 Spats - Black

I like to wear those Scramble shorts that size too small and cut off the circulation to my legs…
3/1/2022 11:33:28 PM
Comment on:
93brand "Ground Karate" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Exactly. If only this had a Mexican flag background…
3/2/2022 11:02:44 PM
Comment on:
93brand "Ground Karate" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

At least the chimp never talked about fellatio. Gotta give credit where it is due.
3/3/2022 2:57:50 PM
Comment on:
Tatami Equilibrium Long Sleeve Rash Guard

That’s very brave of you. You have our support as a BJJ community. Love is love.
3/7/2022 8:59:21 AM
Comment on:
Fuji Ultimate Grappling Shorts - Military Green

Very true to size. I have these in black and they are awesome. Some of my favorite training shorts.
3/8/2022 11:04:58 PM
Comment on:
PROGRESS "Sportif" Black/Green Shorts

If you could see a picture of the rashguard in question, it would make more sense.
3/13/2022 9:45:14 PM
Comment on:
PROGRESS "Sportif" Black/Green Shorts

None of it impacts your day-to-day life in the least. Stop whinging that it’s not 1946 anymore.
3/13/2022 9:47:42 PM
Comment on:
93brand "Mechanics" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

You typed “on” instead of “in”. Damn typos.
3/14/2022 9:27:21 AM
Comment on:
Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Blue

This comment makes me wish there was a Saito brand gi… or even better, a Suzuki-gun gi.
3/15/2022 10:27:18 AM
Comment on:
Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Blue

What I love about it the most is that every day, all of it gets erased and it all starts all over again, like a discount BJJ gear based reboot of _Groundhog’s Day_.
3/15/2022 6:26:04 PM
Comment on:
Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda - All Black

Very late this time. You’re slipping.
3/31/2022 1:53:34 PM
Comment on:
Fuji Ultimate Grappling Shorts - Black

Jesus, let’s hope so.
4/1/2022 9:08:11 PM
Comment on:
Fuji Ultimate Grappling Shorts - Black

Yes.
4/1/2022 9:08:33 PM
Comment on:
Tatami "Jiu Jitsu Sunset" T-Shirt

Getting that sexy talk in early, aren’t you?
4/3/2022 11:29:14 PM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Insignia" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Sure… along with tickets for seats in the far upper deck.
4/5/2022 12:21:00 AM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Insignia" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

That’s where…
4/5/2022 12:24:23 AM
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Phalanx "Insignia" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

4/5/2022 12:25:07 AM
Comment on:
Tatami Combat Club Long Sleeve Rash Guard

.
4/8/2022 6:07:07 PM
Comment on:
Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

The Alpine white Flow gi. I came around once during the last rolling deals, but didn’t come back around the second time.
4/9/2022 9:29:29 AM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Bridger" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

If it had “You’re fucking (tapped) out!” on it, I would buy ten of them.
4/17/2022 9:01:01 AM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Bridger" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

If the discourse around velcro or short-sleeved rashguards can’t be civil on here, no way in hell am I going to discuss politics here.
4/17/2022 9:02:49 AM
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Phalanx "Bridger" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

4/17/2022 10:10:26 PM
Comment on:
Scramble Tigre Rash Guard

We have finally arrived at the point where “dongs” is a top influencer. Sad times, indeed.
4/20/2022 11:06:59 PM
Comment on:
Tatami Bushido BJJ Gi - White

That’s so racist.
4/22/2022 11:23:54 PM
Comment on:
Tatami Bushido BJJ Gi - White

I feel that. I’m at my ideal weight if I were only 6’10”.
4/23/2022 2:55:56 PM
Comment on:
Kitsune Bloom BJJ Gi - Black

Wait, now there are A5’s? I’m confused!
4/25/2022 9:14:31 PM
Comment on:
Manto "Pressure" T-Shirt

Aesthetic Floral Dragon Long Sleeved rashguard — $29
4/29/2022 11:20:57 PM
Comment on:
Manto "Pressure" T-Shirt

Some people *need* soap.

And to wash their gi.
4/29/2022 11:29:47 PM
Comment on:
Manto "Pressure" T-Shirt

Suspect most people in a crackhouse are more concerned with the crack and less with the decor.
4/29/2022 11:30:40 PM
Comment on:
Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow

In lavender or not?
5/1/2022 11:45:51 AM
Comment on:
Meerkatsu "Gorilla Reaper" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I’m noticing a correlation between dongs up/down votes and S&P performance. Perhaps the dongs guy is Jay Powell?
5/2/2022 11:03:08 AM
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Meerkatsu "Gorilla Reaper" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

To be fair, it’s an interesting image and full credit to the artist who produced such a remarkable work… but it’s not really something I personally would wear.
5/2/2022 11:01:10 AM
Comment on:
Tatami "Nova Minimo 2.0" BJJ Gi - Black

This is the BJJHQ equivalent of when Groot said, “*We* are Groot”.
5/3/2022 7:13:45 PM
Comment on:
Fuji "Dark Arts" Lightweight Shorts

Dong arts?
5/6/2022 11:09:19 PM
Comment on:
Fuji "Dark Arts" Lightweight Shorts

Starting with yours, fella.
5/6/2022 11:10:13 PM
Comment on:
Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue

I have never had the drawstring knots come undone on mine… but then again, I tie them together when I wash them, so maybe that prevents it?
5/11/2022 9:28:29 AM
Comment on:
Inverted Gear "Big Panda" Backpack

I blame Jerome Powell and the Fed.
5/17/2022 11:03:27 PM
Comment on:
Toro "Tiger King Martial Arts" Rashguard

Stagflation.
5/20/2022 11:03:18 PM
Comment on:
Toro "Tiger King Martial Arts" Rashguard

This was the “We are Groot” moment we have all been waiting for.
5/21/2022 4:28:57 PM
Comment on:
93brand "Butterfly" BJJ Gi - Navy

I was really hoping the new gimmick was going to be to add another “o” each time.
5/21/2022 11:03:26 PM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

If i buy this, can i also become the mayor of Knox County, TN?
5/24/2022 12:06:16 AM
Comment on:
Manto "Future" Long Sleeve Rash Guard - Black

I would actually love a rashguard with “Doyle Hargreaves Construction” on it.
5/26/2022 11:33:32 PM
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