I heard you like patches. So we gave your patches some patches.

Well I'm Hyperfly Henry here to drop some kool toyz,
here's one I designed with the YCTH boyz!
We were slammin' down daiquiris at tha DJ's live set,
I Berimbolo'd my barstool and I placed my bet,
on somethin' pink, somethin' poppin, it's midnight black,
makes you feel like Marcelo when you take the back,
it's a disco dream right at home at the rave,
makes you invert with ease, makes Helio roll in his grave,
slim-cut hotness stealin' Shoyoroll's thunder,
white belt pronz, makin' professors chunder.
What does 'chunder' mean? Well it's Australian slang,
for the feeling you get when you win all that blang,
winnin' medals, trophies, white belt gold,
keylocks from halfguard, it never gets old -
ezekiels in his closed guard, chokes over the chin,
pass without the underhook, you're still gonna win,
'cause you racked-up those points, got a license 2 kill,
mom's credit card gonna' foot this bill,
and if da' credit card fails, you know what to expect,
just fill up yo debit with your birthday check!

Why, would hyperfly do this. Are they taking over for venum

That would look fantastic w a white belt 🤣😎

I honestly believe is this were a Shoyoroll gi no one would think it was ridiculous and most would be all “err mahgawd!”

Wow.. Who would actually show up to class wearing that gi with that back patch?? You cant be serious...

Get the seam ripper

This is why you don't drink at work. I just bought a Hyperfly gi. I hate the YCTH thing but that pales into insignificance along side this abomination.

Fresh off the cocaine binge is this exclusive new colorway from Hyperfly! If you’re looking for an opportunity to be more obnoxious than you were in those Ed Hardy shirts that are rotting away in your closet, now is your chance. Looks awesome under a blacklight if you’re 11! We promise this isnt a joke!

A gi with reminders all over it for opponents. That's just great.

The back might as well say, Hooks In, Rear Naked Choke, Grab the lapel, Go for a Bow and Arrow.

Nascar version of a BJJ gi at its finest. This one is definitely in the running against Buchecha's patched up gi from Shoyoroll. The message is clear. Too many patches. Too many motivational messages!

Cant be serious

That back patch though...

Best comments for some time.Bravo

How the hell is this monstrosity already sold out? Lmao

Uh, guys, you used the wrong definition of capitalize on that big ass instructional for your opponent hanging off your back.

Hyperfly ruining their brand reputation in one BJJ HQ release lmao

Damn, this sold out?!?!

Wtf is that?

This beauty's selling out like hot cakes! Get it while you still can!!! 😄

Patches come off easy enough but I still don't want to spend a day pulling stitches. Damn!

No thank you

I usually like Hyperfly gis, buuuuut .... This is way past the 🤮🤮 🤮🤮 zone

How on earth did this sell out

Sold out? Come one, no one has bought any. Give me a break, who in the world would buy this.