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Inverted Gear 2023 Nogi Shorts - Black/Coral

Guess I am going to eat my way up to 34.

3/23/2023 11:08:02 PM

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Scramble "Athlete" Gi Ecru (Unbleached Special Edition)

You had me until ripstop pants 😢

3/22/2023 11:08:55 PM

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93brand "Strong Snake" Bag

I thought my coach asking us to run 12 laps for warmups was overkill. Did this laundry bag really need 10 pictures when 2 would've sufficed?

3/19/2023 12:33:12 AM

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Fuji XTR Extreme Shorts Blue

Smash or pass?

3/17/2023 11:03:08 PM

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Tatami Obsolete Gi

Question. How long after buying a black gi should I wait before telling coworkers, family, and loved ones I'm training to become a ninja?

3/16/2023 11:23:12 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts

Wear this on days when your supply of compression shorts or underwear are on the bottom of the laundry basket making your sense of smell earn a black belt.

3/16/2023 12:08:35 AM

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93brand C-Spec "Butterfly" Gi

Will this beautiful gi fit my ugly slow and awkward Jiu Jitsu game?

3/7/2023 11:15:04 PM

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Toro Large Mesh Gym Bag

One size fits all?

3/2/2023 11:45:30 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu M6 Kimono Mark 5 - Black

People who wear black gis secretly just wannabe ninjas.

3/1/2023 11:14:08 PM

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Nation Athletic "Therapeutic Violence" Hoodie

Oss.

2/24/2023 11:01:27 PM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - White

Rolling deals tonight, boys. Cash in your bit coin or empty out your rainy day jar.

2/24/2023 6:01:50 PM

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2-PACK of 93brand Standard Issue Rashguards (Black, Smoke Grey)

Love these ranked rash guards. I'm a grey belt in technique and a black belt in my mind.

2/23/2023 8:00:22 PM

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93brand Hooks V5 Gi - Unbleached

Become the dingy white gi guy at your academy.

You know Doug?

Who?? The dingy gi guy. Oh yeah, Doug!! What about him?

2/19/2023 11:31:34 PM

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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag (Olive Drab)

It's either this or weekend groceries. I guess sauteed pearl weave with onions and mushrooms doesn't sound so bad the more I think about it.

2/12/2023 11:36:30 PM

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93brand C-SPEC "Blackout" Jiu Jitsu Gi

This gi looks awesome. Too nice for my crap Jitsu.

1/29/2023 11:02:38 PM

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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

Just got promoted to blue belt. Is it too soon to buy this blue gi and go full avatar??

1/5/2023 11:54:34 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Gi (Worldwide Edition)
Navy

Bring back the nip slip

12/22/2022 11:09:41 PM

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Tatami Vengeance Hoodie - Sand

When I enter my gym wearing this hoodie, will my grappling buddies know I mean business or will it mean I'm just a man-whore for any piece of clothing advertising my love for a niche sport which involves lots of manly hugs??

11/22/2022 12:19:16 AM

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Tatami Vengeance Hoodie - Sand

What are the chances I'll conduct an act of vengeance while wearing this dookie brown hoodie??

11/22/2022 12:07:09 AM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - White

If you get subbed by someone in this gi then be thankful. You have been blessed and honored by the great Unicorn King.

11/6/2022 11:05:04 PM

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Tatami Kimuras T-Shirt - Royal Blue

Kimuras
Kimonos
Kick in the balls

10/29/2022 11:22:12 PM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - White

Hard pass but then again I never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

10/11/2022 11:32:42 PM

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Kitsune "Hydro" Ombre Spats

On a serious tip, does anyone wear undies under their spats??

9/29/2022 11:07:19 PM

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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

Why have 'Jiu Jitsu ' on the backside of a Jiu Jitsu gi? It's like putting 'basketball' on my basketball shorts or 'baseball' on my baseball cap. Who in Jiu Jitsu class is going to ask " I wonder if that gi is Jiu Jitsu?" This design is what my 7 year old nephew or niece who's into animals would want for their birthday.

9/4/2022 12:10:05 AM

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Inverted Gear Canvas Panda BJJ Gi - Black

I'm starting to think adding another gi to my gi collection won't make me better at BJJ. Crazy thought, I know.

8/25/2022 11:11:28 PM

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Inverted Gear "Big Panda" Backpack

Just to be clear, will I be able to carry a big Panda with this? Asking for a friend.

8/12/2022 11:31:03 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "Panther" Shorts

Graphics are dope and if these shorts are anything like the Progress shorts I've purchased before then these shorts are excellent. Just be sure to wear some compression underwear shorts underneath to avoid any surprises.

8/1/2022 11:23:31 PM

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Tatami "Super" BJJ Gi - Navy

I can only imagine someone wearing this gi while Tokyo drifting tbh

7/30/2022 11:12:54 PM

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Phalanx "Black Ops II" Spats

*shorts not included.

7/18/2022 11:35:21 PM

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Tatami Classic BJJ Gi - White

With this snow camouflage gi, now I'm ready to join the winter army. Wish me luck, bros.

7/16/2022 11:34:13 PM

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Phalanx "Shatter" HPTX Shorts

All hail the giant Phalanx.

7/12/2022 2:07:10 PM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - White

*Please note, you're the official property of Manto while rolling in this gi.

7/11/2022 12:16:53 PM

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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Military Green

Rolling deals tonight, you replicants. Get your funds in order and excuses prepared (for your significant others) why you need another rash guard or gi!

7/8/2022 5:56:32 PM

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Manto "Future" Shorts - Yellow

Points for the hidden inside pocket. Great way to conceal your ___________.

7/5/2022 11:52:21 PM

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Fuji Suparaito BJJ Gi Dark Arts Edition Black

Did this model flash his nipple? Now I'm interested.

6/22/2022 11:08:45 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Here you go, you filthy animals.

6/12/2022 11:35:15 PM

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Tatami Repeat T-Shirt - White

By wearing this, there's no better way to tell the world you do karate. Hi-yaaa!!

6/10/2022 12:13:04 AM

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Inverted Gear Panda 400 BJJ Gi - White

Panda nation unite!

5/12/2022 11:07:47 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Tie Dye Rash Guard

These rash guards are excellent but they run a little tight. Size up if you want a loose fit.

4/26/2022 1:10:56 AM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Galaxy Rash Guard

Bought it because I want my coach to think I'm all about the concept of progress even though I'm still a white belt after 5 years.

3/26/2022 11:10:41 PM

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Phalanx "Kanagawa" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Sleeve design reminds of Grandma's wall paper

3/23/2022 11:31:44 PM

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PROGRESS "Sportif" Black/Green Shorts

I can't wait to battle rope in these short shorts.

3/12/2022 11:26:52 PM

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Tatami Equilibrium Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Anyone care to decipher the meaning of the graphics and message on this rash guard? I've been crossed choked in my closed guard way too many times to comprehend.

3/6/2022 11:37:44 PM

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Aesthetic "Kikko" BJJ Gi - Black

I got 99 problems and a black gi ain't one.

3/1/2022 10:46:04 PM

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Aesthetic Sumi-E Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I like it but I just wished the long sleeves were longer.

2/20/2022 11:29:14 PM

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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Shorts

Lovers of Velcro, Robots, and Monsters unite!!

2/19/2022 11:08:07 PM

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Kitsune IBJJF Ranked Rashguards

Count me in. I'm running low on Japanese kanji, samurai, and dragons print in my BJJ wardrobe collection 😎

2/18/2022 11:09:44 PM

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Phalanx "Snow" Rashguard

White rash guards. My man nips don't approve.

2/14/2022 11:02:26 PM

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93brand Standard Issue V2 Shorts 2-Pack

Viva La Velcro!

12/22/2021 3:27:28 PM

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93brand "Gold Label V3" Jiu Jitsu Gi

Awesome. I can now go to my monthly Civil War reenactment meeting after class without changing. The South shall ris....err, Oss!

12/10/2021 11:21:08 PM

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Scramble Tigre Rash Guard

I like my no gi rash guards how I like my eggs. Scramble and not over easy. (((v__v)))

12/10/2021 12:31:25 PM

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93brand Hooks V5 Gi - Unbleached

Just wanna know will my teacher/sensei /master professor/coach allow me to wear an unbleached gi to belt promotions? Oss.

11/22/2021 1:35:24 PM

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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Rash Guard

If this was long sleeve, had different graphics, and was $2 less, I definitely would've maybe gotten this bad boy. (((__v__)))

11/16/2021 9:05:38 AM

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Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi

Now introducing, your winter gi!

11/13/2021 11:28:27 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" White Gi

Japanese kanji and Samurai???? Count me in!!!

10/28/2021 11:16:02 PM

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Phalanx ENSO Rashguard

Nothing makes me look more like a legit samurai bjj warrior on the mats than Japanese kanji on a rash guard. Oss!

10/14/2021 11:44:44 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Grappling Tights - Green/Orange

Spats without shorts for the win!

7/23/2021 12:24:19 AM

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Tatami Pepperoni Pizza Spats

I just lost my appetite, folks.

7/10/2021 11:09:51 PM

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Inverted Gear Old School Gi - White

According to Lord Gordon, this gi and many others like it will be extinct. In 10 years, it'll be a wasteland of old used belts, gi tops, and gi pants sprawled across the country with no place to live in a brave no-gi world. :((

5/18/2021 11:41:42 PM

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Tatami Competitor BJJ Gi - White

This gi is prime and ready for me to submit some 1st day white belts. Oss.

5/5/2021 11:15:03 PM

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93 Brand ALOHA Ranked Rashguard

In this instance, Aloha means goodbye and no way, Jose,

4/28/2021 11:29:18 PM

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Manto Pura Vida 2.0 BJJ Gi - Black

Rolling deals. The Jiu Jitsu way

4/17/2021 12:04:32 AM

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Tatami "Happy" Grappling Spats

These are definitely an intimidating pair of spats for men to wear while rolling against other men especially without shorts. Count me in.

4/11/2021 11:55:16 PM

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93brand "S6" Jiu Jitsu Gi

Nice. The Jiu Jitsu patch on the hip in case you forget what martial art you practice.

4/10/2021 11:05:51 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Spats 2-PACK (updated edition)

I'm waiting for the high rise boot cut edition.

8/31/2020 10:14:31 PM

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Ground Game Bushido 3.0 Long Sleeve Rashguard

A lot cheaper than an actual sleeve tattoo. Too bad the color isn't flesh colored.

8/29/2020 11:07:21 PM

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Inverted Gear Light Pearl BJJ Gi - White

Now that's a clean gi

8/22/2020 10:54:49 PM

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Midnight Navy BOX Tee - "Heroes" Edition by Kitsune Kimonos

Cool. Dragons and swords and stuff.

8/19/2020 11:30:55 PM

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Tatami Nova Absolute BJJ Gi - Black

Is this gi 2022 IBJJF approved?

8/18/2020 11:40:12 PM

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Half Sumo Positions Rashguard

Nice graphics. It had me at single leg x.

8/17/2020 11:12:06 PM

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Kitsune "Cursive" BJJ Gi

Every new or soon to be blue blech has at least one blue gi in rotation.

8/2/2020 12:13:40 AM

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93brand "Wild Tiger" Rashguard

With this rash guard on, be sure to also have The Eye of the Tiger when approaching upper belts.

6/15/2020 11:17:37 PM

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Half Sumo Long Sleeve Rashguard

Great BJJ roadmap for someone when they take your back. Oss!

5/12/2020 11:58:03 PM

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93brand "No Flash" Jiu Jitsu Tee

There goes my stimulus check.

4/17/2020 11:00:59 PM

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Controlled Labs White Warped 2pack

If this isn't BJJ enough for you then head over to MMAHQ and get a pair of Dokebi "Sriracha" spats, bro.

4/10/2020 12:34:42 AM

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Hypnotik Liga Long Sleeve Rashguard - Navy

Hey it's a $25 rash guard, bro.
That's a lot less then what you would normally pay for one.

4/4/2020 11:17:25 PM

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BJJTees "Enjoy Choke/Just Roll" T-shirt 2PACK

I'm pretty sure the Enjoy Choke shirt is referring to a Chuck Palahniuk novel. I might be wrong.

4/1/2020 11:20:41 PM

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93brand Special Edition Grappling Underwear

F.Y.I. front junk area is double layered

3/29/2020 11:06:22 PM

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Tatami Unicorn & Stars Spats

Spats without shorts. Just do it, bro

3/21/2020 11:11:51 PM

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Meerkatsu "Fire Tiger" BJJ Gi - Black

Gi is so hot, you gotta wear shades.

3/21/2020 1:27:12 AM

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Meerkatsu "Fire Tiger" BJJ Gi - Black

*Sunglasses not included.

3/21/2020 1:24:29 AM

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Nine Lives Jiu Jitsu "LLDW" Rashguard

Vinny Magalhaes approves of this rash guard.

1/25/2020 1:57:51 PM

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93brand Athletic Workout Shirts 2-PACK

I'm all for any shirt that doesn't accentuate my dad gut so relax fit for the win.

12/20/2019 12:42:06 AM

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Phalanx Chaos Long Sleeve Rashguard

Now I'll know which rash guard I'll be wearing for class on St. Patrick's day next year.

12/11/2019 11:57:57 PM

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Tatami Nova Absolute BJJ Gi - Blue

I can't decide which is worse. Blue belts with a blue gi, white belts with a black gi, or someone who whines about which gi someone chooses to wear in class.

12/8/2019 11:34:40 PM

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Raven "Wild West - The Lawman" Spats

This looks oddly familiar I own a pair of black spats too and I have this very problem after eating powder donuts right before, during, and after open mat.

12/8/2019 10:29:54 PM

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Meerkatsu "Fire Tiger" BJJ Gi - Black

If you can't roll with sunglasses while wearing this gi then you came to the wrong open mat, my friend.

12/6/2019 12:25:07 AM

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Meerkatsu "Fire Tiger" BJJ Gi - Black

If your spirit animal is a Fire Tiger then have I got the right gi for you!!

12/6/2019 12:19:58 AM

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Flow Kimonos "Pro Series 5.2" BJJ Gi - Blue

When in doubt, go with Flow. You will not be disappointed.

10/9/2019 11:05:20 PM

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Flow Kimonos "Air" BJJ Gi - White

Oh snap. The debut of Flow kimonos on BJJ HQ. I highly recommend buying one. They are one of the best gi out there. Try it and undoubtedly you'll agree.

9/22/2019 11:10:59 PM

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Hyperfly Hyperlyte SGT Jiu Jitsu Gi - Grey

Arm bar soup please. The kids are getting hungry.

9/7/2019 12:01:03 AM

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93brand "Emblem" Panel Hat

What did I miss? Any Arm bar soap???!1

8/31/2019 11:56:15 PM

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Kitsune Corduroy Hat

Wow Kitsune, can't wait until you release a beige corduroy gi to compliment this cap!

8/10/2019 11:43:15 PM

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Hyperfly "Pressure" BJJ Gi

Nascar version of a BJJ gi at its finest. This one is definitely in the running against Buchecha's patched up gi from Shoyoroll. The message is clear. Too many patches. Too many motivational messages!

7/3/2019 11:44:41 PM

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Platinum Comp Light Gi - Black

Torreando Pass on the grey

6/1/2019 12:54:43 AM

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Platinum Comp Light Gi - Black

Grey dogi are good for collectors and open mats maybe a seminar. No thanks. Tempting tho.

5/31/2019 11:51:40 PM

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Gawakoto Limited Edition "Kabuki" Gi

Cyrus would approve of Scramble's The Warriors gi.

4/26/2019 11:48:49 PM

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Platinum Comp Light Gi - Black

How much was the shirt going for? Missed it and I want to kick myself for it.

5/31/2019 11:45:49 PM

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93brand Vintage 2.0 Men's Grappling Rashguard

Bravo.
Juliet.
Juliet.

8/3/2019 2:19:47 PM

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93brand "Wild Tiger" Gi

Hank, after hours of contemplation, chose his best gi for the annual academy's Christmas party. He was dressed to impressed!
He won first place in the ugliest gi contest....again.

12/11/2019 3:05:54 PM

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93brand BRASILIA Spats

Yes. This inquiry has piqued my interest as well. Ahem....this "meat head" Jiu Jitsu is an apt description of my attempt at such sport. Very well. Toodle loo.

5/13/2020 11:35:23 PM

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Scramble Makoto Rebel BJJ Gi

Thanks for the heads up!

7/23/2020 11:22:05 PM

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Tatami Renegade Shorts - Grey

Side effect of using the lapel guard 24/7.

8/1/2020 2:08:23 AM

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Tatami Competitor BJJ Gi - White

Unless they have any wrestling experience. Oss.

5/5/2021 11:23:04 PM

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Tatami Competitor BJJ Gi - White

Unless they're a judo black belt. Oss.

5/5/2021 11:23:26 PM

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93brand "Hybrid" Hoodie

From one red belt to another. Oss.

5/6/2021 11:20:50 PM

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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Military Green

Correction: It gets me every "dong" time.

7/7/2022 11:21:22 PM

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Manto "Torn" Shorts

Velcro but with a crotch lycra panel for improved movement and a hidden inside pocket. Dongs approved.??

8/9/2022 11:24:40 PM

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Aesthetic "The Black" BJJ Gi

I have an Alpha Aesthetic gi and it's one of my favorites.

8/10/2022 11:32:57 PM

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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

Agreed. It's like a zebra pretending to be a tiger.

9/4/2022 5:14:15 PM

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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I mean what are they really guarding?? Am I more prone on getting a rash without one?? How come there isn't there a shirt called rash assault??

10/22/2022 6:16:02 PM

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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

Eastbay!

11/23/2022 10:35:01 PM

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Sapien Spats - Black/Grey/Blue

Islam but would be happier if Volk took it down.

2/11/2023 11:14:04 PM

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