The Phalanx "State" Rashguard is the perfect combination of function and style.$32
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i hate you
Nicely done
I can't stop seeinv it.
Solid yellow so no passing
One way traffic only Free oil check included
dongs
:/
That's a phallus. A phallanx is a bone in your finger or toe.
A phalanx is a boner, got it
@meerpat those are phalanges, a phalanx is a big building that kings amd queens live in
"State" as in State Highway
It’s the reverse color scheme of Bruce Lee’s Game of Death top… which is maybe the only positive thing I can say about it.
Tf phalanx mean
Dongs, I think
Rectangular military formation
its a fighting formation romans developed that established attack and defense if the unit stood together...or not i buy the name for the weapon system
Greeks, not Romans. Romans used the "maniple", mostly. But whatever, right idea.
If you have not read Gates of Fire….you’re wrong and you need to fix yourself. Reading about the Hoplites in the phalanx will change your life.
Before it was used as a military term, the actual greek word originally meant an oblong piece of wood. It’s also the root of the English word plank.
If you got any factory seconds with the "phallus" typo, hit me up.
Upside down pandas are here and they are not purple
I like how theirs not a huge logo on the back.
there's ... damnit.
Dammit
You have brought great shame upon your family.
I farted and it was SOLID LOGS.
Thats called poop
Nope
Oh
Well show me a word that rhymes with Pavement
Basement