Ultra-lightweight Phalanx fight shorts, built for the daily Jiu Jitsu grind.$32
dongs
The most comitted man ever.
You must be the owner of this website,you’re always here commenting first
Respect the grind.
I like how BJJHQ Admin asked me to email Customer Service regarding the tiny 93brand underwear in size medium, and then sent me a response saying no refunds/returns. LOL wtf?
The design changes as you reposition the rabbkt ears. They used to scramble porn on pay per view channels like this in the 80’s and 90’s
Zebra shorts to make you look like a prey in the jungle
Holy shit, a talking horse!
Nice shorts
And just like that…the hunter becomes the hunted.
Lmao cringe comment
I had diherreah from 4 jours of bjj
No
Is a jour a purple belt secret move?
Well that's one way to paint a bullseye
What happen to monkey man
Tweeter got em
I think Jan got em, the monkey man was using tweeter as shield. Pretty sure Jan was the sister of the undercover cop that was found face down in the field and i think Tweeter and The Monkey Man killed the uncover cop. The whole thing is kinda confusing the way it ends. They either got away with it all or Jan killed them.
Also Tweeter was Trans
Whats weong wtih that?
Siskel and Ebert give this one two thumbs up (my ass, penis in yours).
Phalanx reminds me of phallus so i will never buy it
Would you buy it if they changed their name to Vulvanx?
I have not been disappointed with phalanx as a brand. I have a short sleeve rash guard and a pair of similar shorts.
Your loss. Great products.
grape
They'rrrre Grape/ Not Grape would be much funnier than just jocking someone else's joke
Go watch WKUK Grapist on Youtube
"Im gonna tie you to the radiator and GRAPE YOU in the mouth!"
The buldge will look good in these bad boys ehehehhehe