The Phalanx "Beast Mode" Rashguard is built with odor-blocking technology, this rashguard will keep you feeling fresh and clean throughout your rolls *shaka*, moisture-wicking material ensures that sweat is quickly drawn away from the body, flatlock stitching provides a smooth and comfortable fit without irritation, while SPF 50 sun protection keeps you protected from harmful UV rays whether you are training or outdoors.$32
Ok just 1 time
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#FreeTheFrosty
Black belts gonna black belt… Parbens.
I'm moist.
Oh yeah
Frosty
Show your cock now
Caffeine sensitive? Preworkout make you tingle in your nethers and itch all over? Too scared that your walnuts will turn into hazelnuts on the “bomba”? Forget all that nonsense and unleash the beast inside with Phalanx’s “Beast” rashguard! Phalanx’s proprietary 4-way stretch fabric provides just the right amount of compression while still providing full freedom of movement on all planes. The sublimated graphics will let the players and the spectators know that theres about to be a massacre on the mats. Unleash the beast without taking off your shorts. Show them your wild side with the Phalanx “Beast” rashguard. * The FDA has not reviewd theae claims. ** Not responsible for an increase in frequency of USADA testing while using this product.
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Took a lot of guts to open up like that. There is help out there. In high school we had a guy who licked windows and with a little help he was reading Little Golden Books like a champ. You've got this!
Well I liked it! The pre workout was par for the course......
I need to hire you to write my product descriptions ????
Jiu jitsu dont work on me bro i only see red
Just let me bang bro
Will flames shoot out the sides of the mats when i wear this?
Poop will fly out of the side of your opponent's shorts. Beast Mode!
MY MODE
Man
5/10
If you scroll fast wnough through all the photos you will see the nipple guy?
It was a glitch nvm
Cut it too close my caucasian bovine friend.
Schnarf! Schnarf!
If this thing had been navy with orange I would have snatched it up. #Bears!
All of these crazy brands, colors and styles for no gi rashies. Wacked out pink and red crap. Walk on the mat with that stuff and get laughed at.
Go wear a Wifebeater, boomer.
Nice below the knee shorts dude.
Are you ready to transform and roll out on the mat? Phalanx's Beast Mode Jujitsu Rash Guard is here to help you channel your inner Maximal and dominate the competition. Just like Optimus Primal, this rash guard is made for battle. Its moisture-wicking fabric will keep you cool under pressure, so you can train harder than Megatron without breaking a sweat. And with its durable construction, it's like having your own personal Dinobot by your side, ready to take on any challenge. So whether you're a Maximal or a Predacon, show 'em who's boss and slip into Beast Mode with Phalanx's Jujitsu Rash Guard.
Mom says to quit screwing around on the computer and clean up your room.
You're like a house burger on wonder bread.
He sounds like a predacon allright. A child predacon.
Shut up pepsi. Coke does it better
Who sells beast wars rashgaurds and free jiu jitsu lessons out if their windowless van?
Some live long enough to see themsleves become the villian
This man has taken up the challenge of keeping the fire lit whenever Patricio needs a break, and reading it in Bobby’s voice made it a piece spectacular salesmanship. A thumbs up for you and the haters can hate. Buncha weiners.
You're not a villain buddy. You're a parody of a parody. You're the last leg of a game of telephone, played by 3 year olds.
Good work. Never would have thought of the Transformers angle. Generational thing, I suppose. Keep it up.
Solid. But showing your age. Patricio is like 28, but 65 in jiu jitsu years. A wise old man. You're kind of a 2-stripe blue belt. Keep up the good work.
Class words @Pat but sugar can't weave a wicked tale like you can.