Kitsune has dropped their "Bloom" Compression-Lined Shorts at BJJHQ's front door.$35
Do your nethers begin to tingle when you walk past the floral section of your local big box market? When people tell you should stop and smell the roses do you not only agree but feel an overwhelming desire to rub your squishy bits on them? When you buy your significant other a springtime bouquet, so you secretly wish you could shove it down your pants and wear it all day? You may be a Dendropheliac. The folks at Kitsune have you covered with the “Bloom” compression lined shorts. You’ll be rolling in the clover- er- cherry blossoms and only your training partners will know. Get your stamen or pistil in these today. * I’m no one to judge but you’re a weirdo who wants to hump flowers. * Beware of thorns.
I'm into some freaky shit but I didn't even know about a flower fetish.
I'm older than my stepmom. She has a lily tattooed on her lily. I can't wait till my old man croaks so I can pollinate the hell out of her without my dad giving me the guilt trip face from his wheelchair.
Lucios, your comment made me want to pour Lysol in my eyes. Good job!
I got my scrubs in the mail! Upside downpanda is very soft. Much like. I want buy more.
Oh fuck.....im having a laugh induced heart attack down here! Stop it!.......
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Thank you Neco you fucken legend.....
I am shitting something fierce...
I like that they were $2 more expensive on the Rolling "Deals" a few weeks back. More like Rolling Steals! *Ba Dum Tss*
Sick asf
Got an iPhone notfocation saying “BJJHQ would like the paste from Brave (web browser). WTF?
Uh oh your clipboard sounds like it is infected with dummyware
My favorite shorts. I love how they cradle my bonch.
Any idea what the inseam is on these?
7/10 looks great, but a little too long for when I want to sankaku my friends really hard.
Any update on casual gi pants? Thanks
I got a few brand new navy casual gi pants if you’re interested. What size you need?
I could never buy these things..
Jobs help.
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Why does the app force quit whenever I attempt to check out with PayPal? Been doing it for weeks.
We will bring to management's attention, if you're dealing with an issue with the app try purchasing on your phone mobile browser, or computer. Thank you.
Thanks. I was still able to order on the phone. Just had to not be lazy and manually fill out all the fields instead of using the paypal shortcut.
The app just needs some TLC but you gotta pay the coder(s)
"Bruh, something is blooming in your shorts."
My armbar soap has been in customs for 2 weeks and still hasnt arrived fml
email us your order number or message us on Instagram. Commenting on the most recent post about the soap will be helpful in finding your account. Thank you
Canada sucks
Tatanka I don't even need soap because my staph treatments are covered by universal healthcare. My tea tree nuts are just to be a team player
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I bought these from the last rolling deals. These are great shorts! I highly recommend getting these & the red skies.
Glad you enjoyed them!
Every time I order something from this site they take my money and then say there are sold out, or it was damaged in processing, or they don't have anymore. Quite frankly it is getting very frustrating. I am sure if I order this three days later they will tell me they don' t have my size and I will have to wait forever for a refund.
Sounds like you hesitate too much, gotta pull the trigger at 8pm son!
If something is sold out we always will issue a refund. We are working on making updates to the site, bringing a lot of new positives to the community, and fix the glitches if we do run into any. If anything is damaged we are always willing to accommodate the customer in whichever way we can.
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