Our friends at Half Sumo have joined forces with the BJJHQ team to whip up a run of limited edition grappling spats.$35
help
Oh god oh no whats happening
You are a false prophet. Repent
I am here for you
He never dongs half sumo
This means dongs has been kidnapped. He is asking for help. Anyone know the way to Dongsville?
Isn't your mom in Dongsville?
Don't worry, Mrs Fletcher. Dongs are on yhe way...
tel:1-800-273-TALK
If he hadn’t jumped the shark before, he certainly has now.
You word is everything and you broke your word
Your worse than an edgy one stripe blue belt that calls himself a world champion after winning some scrub ibjjf tourney at masters 4 with one dude in his bracket.
Oh no!!!!!
Blink twice if you’re being held captive and used as a sec slave
Hello, Please call me whenever half sumo drops. Thanks, Gordon Ryan (512) 580-4552
This looks like Gwar based Jiu Jitsu
Kinda like the design but size chart says L: 32"-34" XL: 34"-36" Never know if stuff fits small or not (I'm looking at you 93 brand) so with a 34" waist my choices are: A. L - gangrene in my legs or B. XL - so much extra material they flap about like sails in a hurricane. Even though there is "Premium fit and feel" I'll just sit this one out.
If you're a 34" waist with thicker than average thighs, hit the XL. Otherwise, L is the move. I'm 34" waist and 190 lbs and I can comfortably wear either, but prefer Large.
I f*cking love 1/2 Sumo
I thank God these spats r limited edition.
I love half sumo! But they hate big and tall people.
4 out of 5 hell yeahs
Been waiting for a cool white gi but it’s been a few days since we got one of those!
Ima half sumo
I really like these spats, I am 5'9" 229lbs I'm thinking i need to go with the 2XL but i don't know if i am tall enough for that. Any thoughts?
Had to sleep on it becasue of the drawstrings, but i wanted Half Sumo gear for a while
Where tf Is dongs guy Who tf is Joe
If spats have a drawstring does thst mean im good to go with no shorts? I can just blast my ninja boot? .
By ninja boot do you mean your vagina?
By vagina do you mean what your moms mouth was full of last night? She cooks good ramen btw.
So his mom is a lesbian? You didnt check if she had come out to him het. So now BJJHQ is the place to get deals on BJJ gear and accidentally letting people find out their mom is gay.
Ugh, your comment is cringier than yesterdays WHO press conference.
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Gimme three claps and Ric Flair!
clap clap clap… then commit a sexual assault?
Hopefully there will be a matching rashguard for the follow-up :)
Farewell dongs guy, you won’t be missed
;)
Hq branding ruins it tbh
ban this guy
Dongs
I require more dislikes