Whether you're sporting a tiny cauli bump here 'n there.$32
Im running out of arm bar soap and starting to get nervous
Yall are dumb. This is actually a pretty dope trash guard, but i bet you're all too sissy to wear it. Real men wear flowers
Woah. Hey. Don't be ridiculous, BJJHQ wall comments are *exclusively* sh!T-posting. For all of 2021. You must not have gotten the memo. Some folks opt to make a solid attempt at driving the featured brand's designer into self-loathing depression, but really we prefer trolling or crying (no specific order). /s ;)
you said it best this is a trashguard
I love nogi I love nogi
Lets go brandon !
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I think my grandma had a matching couch and loveseat in this pattern!
Imagine showing up wearing this
I love this rashguard. 93 Brand makes quality shit and its nice to have a quality feminine option that isn’t cartoony or yet another cherry blossom variation. Can’t wait to rock this.
Dope print, but they clouldve done a better job placing it onto the rashguard
I would 100 % wear this…if it were $15
Grandmas rashguard. Seriously wtf is wrong with 93brand? Almost everything they make looks like ass
Grandma’s curtains made into a shirt. Cant even call it a rashguard!
Didint they have the dark tiger rash guard up last night? That was 93 brand.
@Willah - Tiger was a couple days ago yea. As a rule we'll never repeat brands or categories consecutively (e.g. if Sunday is a Tatami Gi, then Monday has to be a non-Gi item *and* a non-Tatami feature, and so in). Ideally we aim for 3-4 days buffer, but this whole Global Apocalypse Chapter of our lives.. proving to occasionally throw a wrench in expected gear arrivals lol - Feeling the manufacturing backlogs / delays that our vendors have dealt with post-shutdowns (materials & importing from overseas, and serious shortages at domestic textile mills). >> Upside is... we're lookin at a b-b-b-b-beast of a new gear build-up, all on the precipice of arriving. All the right stuffs.. Much needed reappearances. Special editions. Giiiiiiis. HQ-only exclusives from 1/2 Sumo, Fuji, Phalanx, Scramble. Lotta new Kitsune, Tatami, Manto.. And goodies from brands previously not in the HQ rotation :)
Oh AND that 'Seal Team Scalp Rub' that y'all always ask for - lookin like October is your time to shine. Wait was it moisturizer? Theeee Air-Force. ..Foot Lotion. Or whatever. Militia Candy Bar Co. Coooooooast-Guard Open Bars. Dammit I got this. Army Bar. Army Bar Soap Co. . .. ... Way off.
Male model looks disgraced
We all know bjjhq is like “damn we fucked up” its bad when not even 1 size sales out
Wait for it... it's a long sleeve rashguard!!!
Plot twist though. We sold so many of the short sleeve version, that we asked for extra extra long sleeves :-O
These flowers gonna smell foul!! I never wash. My whole wardobe smells like rot. ;D
Flower power
Should've made it longer. At least 3" above the knees. That way my girlfriend could wear it
Someone made this and was like,” fuck ya, thats tight.” And whats even more apalling is at least two or three more people agreed to this calamity being acceptable and here we are.
Even the male model is hanging his head in shame!
Trash. Guys, I know 93Brand is your baby but these designs aren't it.
Who ever designed this should be drawn and quartered
The guy wearing it in the picture can't even look at us in the eye. Smh poor guy
Don't be ableist, prob just ?his deformity from the horrible scuffle he recently suffered during a craaaazy robbery. :: ahem :: [Morgan Freeman Voice] Our hero finds himself on some moonlit Monday night.. Draped in fine sublimated fabrics, sitting alone in a dark corner of the internets. His crime? Oh.. Perhaps it was that he loved a little bit TOO much. You might say he wore his oversized heart on his soft, flexible poly-spandex sleeve. His mission? The stickup of a lifetime. The prized possession? Your heart. Oh sure sure, our flowery hero put up one hell of a fight, but Willah? Welp, Willah's heart had shrunk to 3 times smaller than the Whos in Whoville. His callous words struck Cauliflower Rashguard Guy™ down.. Stinging like ringworm on an ankle. And so he's left, alone again, his soul battered and bruised - not unlike hematoma of the ear. Unable to face the world and/or camera-man. Covering up his sad, dark heart.. with colorful floral patterns. Worlds too cruel. Ears too hideous.
Is it Pride Month again or what?