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Phalanx "Sharp" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Phalanx is the dopest of the dope. But i have too many rash guards. And they dont even guard from rash! Ive been battling ringworm on my thigh for monthes.

2/9/2022 11:13:57 AM

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93brand IV Drip 2.0 Rash Guard

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1/19/2022 6:43:45 AM

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"Marble" Shorts by Progress Jiu Jitsu

LETS GO BRANDON!

1/18/2022 12:18:49 AM

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Tatami Model X BJJ Gi - Black

LETS GO BRANDON!!!!

1/17/2022 8:29:40 AM

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Tatami Model X BJJ Gi - Black

I would love to wear this but my acedemy only alllows white gis with no rashguard underneath. They wont let us train leglocks and have to speak with fake brazilian accents…

1/17/2022 8:29:18 AM

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Tatami Bone Collector Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard

Ah yes! But no.

1/7/2022 11:06:21 AM

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93brand "Cauli Floral" Long Sleeve Rashguard

Ewwwwwwwww… no no no. Yes for some not for me!

1/4/2022 11:04:06 PM

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Fuji Electric Spats - Black

I feel ready.

1/3/2022 12:14:43 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Galaxy Rash Guard

God no.

12/28/2021 11:49:52 AM

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Fuji #7000 All Around Jiu Jitsu Gi

Bought this gi about a year ago and its wonderful. Would recommend.

12/19/2021 4:40:54 PM

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93brand "Gold Label V3" Jiu Jitsu Gi

Wheres Sully?!

12/11/2021 10:52:25 AM

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Nine Lives Claw Rashguard

This is a highly lovely loving one. It hugs me tight and loves my thighs. Its oh so oh so oh so right. !!!

11/27/2021 11:53:32 PM

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93brand Natural Tea Tree Shampoo & Body Wash (2-PACK)

Did Sully get banned? Also, essential oils are bad for you. Look into. Tea tree is estrogenic. Gonna shrink them nuts baby! ;D

11/26/2021 11:04:52 PM

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Tatami Navy & Maroon Bobble Hat

Would ya look at that?

11/19/2021 11:44:45 AM

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93brand "Cafe Jiu Jitsu" Tee

Perfect to wear while I sip my decaf soy milk macchiato!

11/11/2021 9:11:54 AM

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Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard

What if you saw this guy in real life. I know his face so well. Id love to meet him. Does anyome know his name or where he lives??

11/9/2021 7:15:52 AM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Grey/Burgundy

Okay cousin okay

11/3/2021 8:24:12 AM

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93brand HOOKS V5 Jiu Jitsu Gi - White

Niceeee

11/1/2021 12:57:16 PM

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Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard - Black

This garment will not suffice. I take my millons of dongs elsewere.

10/25/2021 3:43:13 PM

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Fuji Script Shorts - Black/Red

Looks like a bathing suit.

10/21/2021 8:32:46 AM

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Tatami "Super" BJJ Gi - Navy

Even if I did gi i would never!! Looks like something a bi curious japanese sailor would wear...

10/20/2021 10:10:14 AM

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Manto "Jungle" Rashguard

Oh no no no. Not unless there is matching spats, shorts, and underwear. Lets go brandon!

10/19/2021 10:01:24 AM

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Tatami Sonkei Large Gear Bag

This bag will be perfect for my prison hooch production. Dark and moist.

10/14/2021 9:14:24 AM

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93brand "Cauli Floral" Long Sleeve Rashguard

These flowers gonna smell foul!! I never wash. My whole wardobe smells like rot. ;D

10/12/2021 12:13:23 PM

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Nine Lives Claw Rashguard

Hmmmmmmmmmm.....far too expensive. Need money for cheezits and diapers!

9/16/2021 8:56:17 AM

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Tatami Essential BJJ Gi - Black

Sully is a legend. Stories of his sidebody flap sweat travel far and wide. May he roam this way again.

9/15/2021 11:13:39 AM

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93brand Separate BJJ Gi Pants - Blue

These would never fit me. They fall of my razor ship hips. My emaciated frame aggravates my training partners. Especially when my bones jab their soft spots. Ever poke a cat in the squish?

9/1/2021 9:53:47 PM

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Tatami Katakana Short Sleeve Rashguard - Navy

Wheres Sully?!

8/31/2021 8:45:55 AM

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Kitsune "Hunters" Ombre Spats

Here Sully here!!

8/30/2021 1:51:58 PM

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93brand "Bad Grapplers Club" Stonewash Tee

Where’s Sully?

8/29/2021 6:10:26 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Rashguard 2-PACK (Black, Burgundy)

Fat is the new black.

8/25/2021 12:01:27 PM

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Inverted Gear 2021 Board Shorts - Black

Did you guys know that a group of pandas is called an embarrassment?

8/24/2021 8:26:06 AM

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Tatami Dweller BJJ Gi - White

Had my second tournement yesterday i got straight ankle locked by a skinny red headed boy. I didnt tap early enough and he gave a nice little fracture. Now im propped up poppin flintstone gummies in muh easy chair. Hope this passes. Luh you boys! Talk soon. Xoxoxo sah and oss and yah!

8/23/2021 9:13:16 AM

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Inverted Gear Lemonade Rashguard

I have this one. Highly recommend. Very lemony and fey.

8/15/2021 2:11:53 PM

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Kitsune BOX T-Shirt - "Red Skies"

Wow, this design is awful. Ill take 3.

8/13/2021 11:35:05 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Spats - Grey/Volt Green

What a lovley pair

8/13/2021 7:38:05 AM

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Inverted Gear Old School Gi - White

Ah yes a thick boi! The thicker the better i say. Really hides my putrid stench when im rolling.

7/26/2021 9:28:17 AM

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Scramble TOKYO Jiu Jitsu Gi

A big, thick gi is a happy gi. Itchy snd burlap.

7/24/2021 12:49:11 AM

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93brand Citizen 8.0 Shorts

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

7/20/2021 10:46:38 AM

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93brand Graffiti Spats

Hella dank yo lets get em good

7/17/2021 11:37:52 PM

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Scramble Base Shorts - Tiger Camo

Like the tiger of the wood i too jump and poop.

7/16/2021 11:47:44 AM

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93brand S6 BJJ Gi - Black

Dis a very goosey one. Goose mean as hell.

7/15/2021 12:24:20 PM

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Tatami Elite Short Sleeve Rashguard - Black & Blue

**big schreetch!**

8/17/2021 1:20:37 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Rashguard 2-PACK (Black, Burgundy)

After reading all the rediculous comments its sonfunny that someone is just speakkng normally and casually!

8/25/2021 11:58:30 AM

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93brand Standard Issue Rashguard 2-PACK (Black, Burgundy)

Hahahhaahahahaahhahahahahahahhaha. This app makes my day so much better

8/25/2021 11:56:04 AM

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Kitsune "Hunters" Ombre Spats

Sully!?!

8/30/2021 1:51:44 PM

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93brand "Local Butchers" Lightweight Hoodie

....alright then... Zippa-dee-doo-daa bye bye!

9/29/2021 9:04:32 AM

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Tatami Dweller BJJ Gi - Navy

Theres a gym like that in my town. Thats so silly.

9/30/2021 9:09:04 AM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Black

Yes they do!

10/3/2021 8:43:37 PM

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93brand "Goose OG" Jiu Jitsu Gi - Comp Edition

Hahahahah

11/8/2021 9:59:49 AM

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93brand Hooks V5 Gi - Unbleached

You’re 100% correct. Theres not even an argument. One guy had a gun on him, other guy was hitting him with a skateboard trying to grab his gun... what would you do?? Anyone who thinks he’s a murderer is a blind self deceiving, ideological fool.

11/22/2021 1:34:39 PM

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Manto "Strong Waves" BJJ Gi - Navy

Its okay to be white. ??????

1/12/2022 2:03:24 PM

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93brand Standard Issue BJJ Gi

Fuck joe biden. And fuck the new world order. Reject this post modernist bullshit, stand up and take your country back while you still can.

1/14/2022 11:59:07 AM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

What you make it with cuh?

1/20/2022 11:43:53 AM

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93brand "Grappling Clinic" Rash Guard

Exactly what a snowflake would say. ;D

1/28/2022 11:18:48 PM

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