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Nation Athletic "90s Babies V2!" Rash Guard

Maybe just post a screenshot of your notifications for the day? For example…

12/30/2023 12:49:59 PM

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GenXrefined "Roll Away" Tee

GeriatricX

12/22/2023 9:44:47 AM

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93brand Pearl Weave Christmas Stocking

Are these IBJJF legal?

12/12/2023 6:26:38 AM

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Phalanx "Path" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

This is like the Pride Flag of Belt Ranks & just as gay 🏳?🌈

12/11/2023 12:45:07 AM

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93brand Gotham Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Is this guaranteed to make me look as lumpy as the model?

4/2/2022 8:20:37 PM

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93brand Palm / Butterfly Originals Dry Fit 2PACK

This 💩again…

3/30/2022 5:40:05 PM

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Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Rash Guard

Get your hooks in! Jeezus H Christ…

3/28/2022 11:38:33 PM

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Tatami "Takedown Tiger" Shorts

How willl my fellow students standing to my right ever know these are Tatami shorts without the blazing yellow logo & lettering on both legs!

3/27/2022 11:28:27 PM

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Inverted Gear RollTop Backpack

Is it Chase Reeves-approved?

3/26/2022 2:45:21 AM

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2-PACK of 93brand "Standard Issue" Rashguards

Bewbz

3/22/2022 12:34:29 AM

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Tatami Estilo 6.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - White/Orange

Can we get the lettering just a *little* bit bigger?

K, thx!

3/12/2022 10:18:52 PM

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Tatami Original V2 BJJ Gi - White

Sad when 6 Tatami logos is considered understated

2/26/2022 6:00:04 PM

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Nine Lives LLDW T-Shirt

… until they do.

2/18/2022 2:54:52 AM

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93brand Citizen 8.0 Shorts

Got movement on the “Women’s Cut” pic

2/8/2022 1:37:57 AM

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Tatami Original V2 BJJ Gi - Black

You guys sure this is a Tatami gi? The models don’t look like walking billboards.

2/4/2022 11:35:55 PM

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Tatami Strawberry Spats

“ There's another girl in the dopeman's life
Not quite a bitch but far from a wife
She's called "Strawberry" and everybody know
Strawberry, Strawberry is the neighborhood ho” 🍓

2/1/2022 12:12:14 AM

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93brand Fleeced Joggers 2.0

There are literally betters alternatives on Amazon for cheaper with free shipping & free returns if it ends up fitting like genie pants 🧞

1/31/2022 1:06:32 AM

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BJJ Tees "Rather Be Rolling/Old Guy JJ" T-Shirt 2PACK

If you’re going to rip off the font from RollingStone magazine then at least make a shirt that says, “Rolling Stoned” for all the 10th Planet ‘tards.

1/25/2022 3:42:51 AM

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GOLD LABEL V4 by 93brand Jiu Jitsu

Waiting until this inevitably pops up here again for $69.

1/21/2022 1:21:39 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

What’s wrong with just hot water? 🚿

1/20/2022 2:45:30 AM

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93brand "Butterfly Originals" Casual Gi Pants - Midnight Navy Colorway

Ooooor… just wear the bottom half of the gi rolled up in the backseat of your car?

1/16/2022 12:31:06 AM

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93brand "Cauli Floral" Long Sleeve Rashguard

*That* is some buuuuullllshhiit

1/5/2022 3:54:36 AM

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93brand Palm / Butterfly Originals Dry Fit 2PACK

Are these grandma prints in honor of Betty White passing away on Xmas Day?
R.I.P. B.W.

1/2/2022 1:20:16 PM

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Aesthetic Floral Dragon Fight Shorts

What Chinese restaurant did they steal these drapes from to make these shorts? 🍜🪟🩳

12/26/2021 3:26:59 AM

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Tatami Dia De Los Muertos Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard

It’s like Halloween in December… 🎃💀🎄🎅🏻

12/13/2021 12:26:14 PM

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93brand V3 Athletic Tape (Updated and Improved Edition)

So many ways for rolls of tape to sit on one’s bathroom counter! I’m Sold! Take my money, you glorious bastards!

12/3/2021 12:40:50 AM

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Tatami Navy & Maroon Bobble Hat

Does it come in size A2H?

11/19/2021 9:07:27 AM

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Tatami Leve BJJ Gi - Blue

Why do all the Tatami Girls strike a pose like a wicked witch casting a spell? 🧙🏻?♀

11/10/2021 12:55:59 AM

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Phalanx "Interrupter" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Isn’t that the new META LOGO?! 🥨

11/4/2021 11:15:07 PM

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Tatami Bushido BJJ Gi - Black

¿Tita Mami?

11/4/2021 3:10:28 AM

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Midnight Navy BOX Tee - "Heroes" Edition by Kitsune Kimonos

Can we get Dark Mode on this shitty app?

10/30/2021 2:30:00 AM

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Inverted Gear Pearl Weave Alpargatas - Black/Grey

Da fk?! Did Overstock.com buy BJJHQ or what?

10/23/2021 3:31:57 AM

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Tatami "Super" BJJ Gi - Navy

Tatami seems to be the only gi company that isn’t out of the most popular sizes. Makes one wonder about the quality… 🤔

10/20/2021 6:40:05 PM

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Nine Lives LLDW T-Shirt

Except when it does.

10/17/2021 11:05:09 PM

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Phalanx ENSO Rashguard

Is there a world-wide gi shortage?

10/15/2021 4:53:01 AM

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93brand "Cauli Floral" Long Sleeve Rashguard

Is it Pride Month again or what?

10/12/2021 12:34:00 AM

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93brand Palm / Butterfly Originals Dry Fit 2PACK

Is this from the Polynesian Auntie Collection™? 🌴🦋👵🏽

10/7/2021 11:29:35 AM

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Inverted Gear Gold Weave BJJ Gi - Black

Da fk wit the colors?

9/25/2021 6:32:16 PM

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Inverted Gear "Old School" Gi - Blue

This is more of a $59 gi, not $99

9/18/2021 3:29:38 AM

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93brand Standard Issue Grappling Spats 2-PACK

They’re now repeating the deals from last night so if they didnt have your size yesterday then they wont have it today.

Just go out & enjoy your weekend!

9/11/2021 3:02:12 PM

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