Tatami's Hamster Spats feature fully sublimated illustrations throughout, utilizing a playful and light color scheme.$29
>>BJJHQ Press conference in a large packed stadium. major announcement time: >>Everyone in attendance eagerly awaiting the news >>The CEO of BJJHQ saunters onto stage and says, “we’ve heard your demands and we’re finally going to give you what you want...” >>people are trembling in anticipation, some people urinate and defecate themselves involuntarily >>”SAME DAY Delivery!” >> the audience starts wailing, everyone is weeping uncontrollably in happiness >>”don’t forget the free shipping!” >>multiple people start foaming at the mouth, others vomiting ecstasy >>”did I mention also combine multiple orders together so your wives don’t get mad at all the purchases?” >>millions of people across the world simultaneously turn and pray towards the direction of bjjhq headquarters, it is now a holy site >>”forgot to mention our next rolling deals will last an entire YEAR....STRAIGHT” >>a majority of people in attendance lose consciousness and start convulsing from shock, total chaos, a few die instantaneously with smiles on their faces >>”and we’ll include a 12 pack of arm bar soap for every purchase!” >>the world starts shaking, a rift in time and space opens up, reality is in danger of ceasing to exist >>”in fact everyone look under your seats right now!” >>everyone still alive pulls out hamster spats from under their chairs, even people at home watching on live broadcast find hamster spats under their chairs, wtf >>people standing look down and see themselves wearing hamster spats, how?? >>a bright white light encapsulates the entire world and everyone is transcended to a higher plane called Nirvana which is pure bliss >>everyone is now enlightened and speaking only in Brazilian now >>thank you BJJHQ and armbar soap & hamster spats, you’ve done it again
you are the new prophet of modernity
Behold the prophet
Brazilian’s speak Portuguese for future reference my friend.
my speak American for comedy purpose.
You win today's internets good sir or maam
On the second day of this new business model Bjjhq files for bankruptcy and is shut down forever...all bjj schools around the world shut their doors on day three and reopen on day 4 rebranded as cobra kai, only one store rebrands as miyagi do ....karateHQ makes millions
Armbar soap, or we riot
SOAP SOAP SOAP
In on armbar soap riot
Gang
If only there was a way to ascertain what the people REALLY want....
Soap
😳
Do these spats include a soy latte? 😂
Dad, i don’t think I’m gonna do hamster style anymore.
I dont get it
Orgazmo. truly bad movie.
Bring out some cool rashies!!
We do care and love spats! Just not these particular ones...
Come on, lets get some rolling deals in Gi's! Im looking for another scramble!
We the people do not give a fuck about spats
SOAPPPPPPPPPPPP