>>be me
>>American, but vastly interested in Japanese culture
>>buy this gi
>>go on a trip to Japan
>>visit a Japanese Jiu Jitsu Dojo
>>walk in with this Gi on
>>”makoto” means truth
>>introduce myself to sense & tell them I’m a fan of their Brazilian Jiu jitsu
>>Japanese students are impressed with my knowledge of Japanese anime and pixelation videos
>>invite one of the female students to come back and watch The Last Samurai with me in my capsule hotel
>>Immediately get kicked out
>>bow as low as I can as the doors slam shut in my face
>>I am disgraced
>>i am literally a Ronin now
>>commit seppeku in the street
>>this is my “makoto”
>>thanks bjjhq you’ve done it again

So clean