>>open my package of armbar soap & find ultra rare golden ticket
>>the ticket is to tour BJJHQ headquarters, once in a lifetime
>>I show up & an old janitor gives me a tour
>>it’s literally a fantasy come to life, a wonderland ripped straight from a child’s fever dream
>>Talk at length and earnestly about our shared passion for BJJ and BJJ accessories and gear
>>have a great time spend all day looking around, he’s a cool old man
>>at end of day he walks me out to my car and we exchange bro hug
>>I feel him reach into my pocket
>>panic and start grip fighting
>>it turns out he slipped keys and a deed to the building in my pocket, tells me he transferred ownership of the company to me
>>he reveals himself to be the actual reclusive eccentric billionaire owner and CFO of BJJHQ, (he’s like a mix of Willy Wonka, Stan Lee, and Elon Musk)
>>he was waiting for someone worthy to come along to inherit the business and pass along to the next generation this gift to humanity
>>someone pure of heart like me
>>hes chosen me as his one true successor
>>I am sole owner of the company now
>>promise him I’ll always do the right thing and do good by the company
>>he smiles & walks off into the sunset
>>Fast Forward 1 year
>>I’m able to turn rolling deals on/off on a whim thru my phone
>>I’ve had rolling deals going a year straight, did it to flex and stunt, totally abusing my power
>> board of directors begging me to stop the rolling deals for a multitude of reasons
>>I fire them all, the deals must roll on, for all eternity
>>I confiscate all their items on their desks and sell them on rolling deals
>>I singlehandedly boost US economy, my company has surpassed Apple and Amazon
>>I’m literally Santaclaus and my employees are elves except it’s Xmas all day everyday, every 20 minutes, baby
>>Elves resent me, esp since I refer to them as my elves, and work them nonstop to slang deals indefinitely
>>Thanks BJJHQ and Armbar soap, you’ve done it again, you’ve made my dreams come true

That was pretty entertaining. #everydaypostadda

Armbar soap single handedly won the american revolution

I was gonna buy this until i realized i needed an “indoor” gi.

Lol. He's got a wild imagination.

Soap squad inbound

Take my Arm Bar soap Moniesssssss

Anyone have this gi? Is the fit as baggy as the pic shows? Looking for something slim fit and the fit of this look a bit like a judo gi.

*Plot twist* defense shower gel

Is this Paul Rudd's cool cousin who does bjj. Raul Rudd, pronounced Haul Hudd

^^^^ and Alcohol ^^^^