Lots of mat time and increased grappling skill!

Requirements for joining: Ability to handle pain without whining, can train while hurt, willingness to endure tortuous practice, unafraid to face opponent alone, compete in fierce match not play a "game", slightly crazy or at least left of normal.

Benefits: Unique cauliflower ears to show membership, high pain threshold, kung fu grip (renamed grappler grip or Gable grip), and membership t-shirt that should only be worn if you know granby roll is not spelled grammy roll.

Free coffee at union meetings.