Mizu Dogi hoarder (i don't even wear them lmao)

Mizu Dogi hoarder (i don't even wear them lmao): #198 of 17762
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Flow Kimonos Air 6.0 BJJ Gi - Blue



flow makes the best gi's. I don't even like doing traditional BJJ but I like my Flow gi so much I actually have fun doing a class once a week now  
8/5/2026 10:03:12 AM
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Kitsune Pacific Rash Guard



REAL snug fit on Kitsune rash guards... order up 2 sizes unless you currently have a GLP-1 shot in your belly  
8/3/2026 1:32:36 PM
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Kitsune Bloom BJJ Gi - Black



but fr... fate finally got the gi, we don't have to see fate obsessively begging the wrong company anymore, I got to see fate pay $250 for it... honestly this is one of those times where literally everyone wins... life is beautiful <3  
8/2/2026 1:02:28 AM
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Progress Academy Kimono - Blue



In Loving Memory of the BJJHQ comment section losing our beloved member, Fate, I have prepared a eulogy on his behalf:

I am autism.
I’m visible in your children, but if I can help it, I am invisible to you until it’s too late.
I know where you live.
And guess what? I live there too.
I hover around all of you.
I know no color barrier, no religion, no morality, no currency.
I speak your language fluently.
And with every voice I take away, I acquire yet another language.
I work very quickly.
I work faster than pediatric aids, cancer, and diabetes combined
And if you’re happily married, I will make sure that your marriage fails.
Your money will fall into my hands, and I will bankrupt you for my own self-gain.
I don’t sleep, so I make sure you don’t either.
I will make it virtually impossible for your family to easily attend a temple, birthday party, or public park without a struggle, without embarrassment, without pain.
You have no cure for me.
Your scientists don’t have the resources, and I relish their desperation. Your neighbors are happier to pretend that I don’t exist—of course, until it’s their child.
I am autism. I have no interest in right or wrong. I derive great pleasure out of your loneliness.
I will fight to take away your hope. I will plot to rob you of your children and your dreams. I will make sure that every day you wake up you will cry, wondering who will take care of my child after I die?
And the truth is, I am still winning, and you are scared. And you should be.
I am autism. You ignored me. That was a mistake.
And to autism I say:
I am a father, a mother, a grandparent, a brother, a sister.
We will spend every waking hour trying to weaken you.
We don’t need sleep because we will not rest until you do.
Family can be much stronger than autism ever anticipated, and we will not be intimidated by you, nor will the love and strength of my community.
I am a parent riding toward you, and you can push me off this horse time and time again, but I will get up, climb back on, and ride on with the message.
Autism, you forget who we are. You forget who you are dealing with. You forget the spirit of mothers, and daughters, and fathers and sons.
We are Qatar. We are the United Kingdom. We are the United States. We are China. We are Argentina. We are Russia. We are the Eurpoean Union. We are the United Nations.
We are coming together in all climates. We call on all faiths. We search with technology and voodoo and prayer and herbs and genetic studies and a growing awareness you never anticipated.
We have had challenges, but we are the best when overcoming them. We speak the only language that matters: love for our children.
Our capacity to love is greater than your capacity to overwhelm.
Autism is naïve. You are alone. We are a community of warriors. We have a voice.
You think because some of our children cannot speak, we cannot hear them? That is autism’s weakness.
You think that because my child lives behind a wall, I am afraid to knock it down with my bare hands?
You have not properly been introduced to this community of parents and grandparents, of siblings and friends and schoolteachers and therapists and pediatricians and scientists.
Autism, if you are not scared, you should be.
When you came for my child, you forgot: you came for me.
Autism, are you listening?  
8/1/2026 12:33:22 AM
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Flow Kimonos Air 6.0 BJJ Gi - Navy Blue



I bought the Flow Kimonos Feather 3.0 a month ago and it's honestly the best gi I've ever rolled in. It's changed me from a gi hater to a guy that shows up for gi class 1-2 times a week. If you are trying to compete in IBJJF I can't imagine there being a better lightweight gi to do so in.   
7/22/2026 8:29:15 AM
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Scramble Shinobi Short Sleeve Rash Guard



the half sumo mizu dogi is fuckin goofy lookin tbh  
7/20/2026 11:46:18 PM
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Booster Muay Thai Shin Guards - Blue/White



We are Charlie Kirk.
We carry the flame.
We'll fight for the gospel.
We'll honor his name.  
7/17/2026 11:14:32 PM
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Progress The Academy Gi - Navy



Day 94 of asking for a red and blue striped long sleeve polo with a matching sonichu medallion necklace  
7/13/2026 1:21:06 AM
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Kitsune Gosuke Rash Guard



whoever created the sizing chart for Kitsune needs to be in jail.

I'm 6'1" and 230lbs and ordered a 2XL and it fits like a Medium.   
6/26/2026 12:48:52 PM
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Aesthetic "Fluro" 2-in-1 Hybrid Shorts

bro they aren't making more of them and they sold out already, that's how LIMITED Edition works. Go bother Half Sumo about it if you want one
6/27/2026 4:14:39 PM
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93brand "100 kg V4" BJJ Gi - White

They. Do. Not. Have. That. Item. Go bother Half Sumo about making more of this item, not a discount warehouse that has no control over this.
6/28/2026 2:10:16 AM
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Inverted Gear "Beer Pressure Passing" Rash Guard

got a perfect matching set for you my man
7/2/2026 1:01:38 AM
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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - White

the sheer amount of autism from this guy is unfathomable ??
7/11/2026 6:16:52 AM
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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Logotypes

the level of autism you bring to the table is unfathomable my guy
7/12/2026 2:06:13 AM
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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Logotypes

@ntrips it was literally a limited edition gi that sold out already, and this persons response to not buying it at retail price is to go to a discount Jiu Jitsu store and rudely beg for it repeatedly instead of going to the company that actually made it to ask for it instead. it's like me going to Goodwill and asking for a Patek Philippe Grandmaster Chime 6300A everyday...
7/12/2026 1:23:37 PM
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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Day 93 of asking for a "please be nice, I have autism" rash guard for this guy
7/14/2026 4:50:35 AM
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Scramble DORAI Training Shirt

LMAOOOOOOO
7/15/2026 9:32:28 AM
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Progress The Academy Gi - Navy

asking for the Tom Hardy autism pride rash guard for this guy
7/19/2026 1:08:41 AM
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Scramble Shinobi Short Sleeve Rash Guard

you have the social skills of a middle schooler that doesn't get invited to other kids birthday parties and i dont have a wife but if i did I honestly don't think she would be creaming herself over a guy that begs every day for discontinued karate pajamas in the comment section of a discount Jiu Jitsu online store because he's too much of a broke boy to buy it at full price
7/21/2026 12:33:19 AM
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Scramble Shinobi Short Sleeve Rash Guard

... yall know that Jiu Jitsu is the gayest sport in existence right? I wouldn't go for the "huhuh ur gay" line of attack when a significant portion of your free time is spent in extremely close and tight positions with other sweaty men trying to dominate each other, but that's just me.
7/21/2026 3:17:32 PM
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Scramble Shinobi Short Sleeve Rash Guard

buddy im not going to be on here at midnight for the 102nd day autistically begging a discount Jiu Jitsu outlet for a gi that isn't made anymore by an entirely different company, I really don't feel like I loser in this situation my guy
7/21/2026 4:41:05 PM
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Scramble Shinobi Short Sleeve Rash Guard

you replied in less than 2 minutes
7/21/2026 5:07:44 PM
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Scramble Shinobi Short Sleeve Rash Guard

you don't have $250 to spend on an ugly gi, trust me when I say that no human will call you daddy as long as you live
7/21/2026 6:08:04 PM
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Flow Kimonos Air 6.0 BJJ Gi - Navy Blue

LMAO AT THAT FUCKIN HASHTAG
7/22/2026 10:09:05 AM
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Progress Smoked Ink Shorts

I own a pair, honestly so much better without Velcro. I've never owned a pair of mma/nogi shorts where the Velcro lasted more than a month
7/23/2026 8:30:29 AM
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Scramble Glyph Shorts - Blackout

lmao they're actually making them again
7/29/2026 2:31:23 PM
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Scramble Glyph Shorts - Blackout

July 31st they will be available and BJJHQ will not be receiving their extras so clocks ticking broski get your money right
7/29/2026 2:38:43 PM
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Scramble Glyph Shorts - Blackout

keep jiu jitsu gay
7/29/2026 1:00:04 AM
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The Jiu Jitsu Company Rad Roller BJJ Gi

HE PAID FULL PRICE LMAO
7/31/2026 12:07:10 PM
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Kitsune Bloom BJJ Gi - Black

you're not gonna believe me but I honestly do not care what a bunch of weird freaks like you on a discount Jiu Jitsu outlet comment board think of me lmao the only reason I haven't changed my name is because I'd have to log into a desktop and I'm too lazy to do that
8/2/2026 5:04:56 PM
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Progress Academy Board Shorts - Dusk

your request is entirely reasonable, and I hope that it is fufilled and your dreams come true
8/4/2026 9:15:18 AM
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Flow Kimonos Air 6.0 BJJ Gi - Blue

do what I used to do and on Saturdays have a large cold brew and a zyn and hit the penjamin 5 times before a long gi class and you'll have the most fun you've ever had in your whole life, then a cold plunge and sauna and açaí bowl afterwards and you're all good
8/5/2026 4:20:34 PM
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