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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

First suckers

10/10/2026 11:02:40 PM

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The Jiu Jitsu Company "BerimBAOlo" Rash Guard

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10/9/2026 11:00:09 PM

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93brand "HOOKS V6" BJJ Gi - Olive Green

First. TDope has sand in his crotch

10/8/2026 11:03:00 PM

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Kitsune "Twin Dragon" Bag

First!!!!!

10/7/2026 11:00:10 PM

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2-PACK 93brand Standard Issue Shorts - Citrus Pop Colorway

First.

10/6/2026 11:00:07 PM

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93brand "HOOKS V6" BJJ Gi - Black

First. Tchap can be first another time.

10/5/2026 11:00:27 PM

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Aesthetic "Moto" LS Rash Guard

First? What happened? Am I dreaming?

10/4/2026 11:42:48 PM

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Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard - Black

Does the Arm Bar soap company make a bubble bath?

10/3/2026 11:01:06 PM

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Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard - Black

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10/3/2026 11:00:09 PM

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Scramble Glyph Shorts - Blackout

turd

10/1/2026 11:02:31 PM

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Scramble Glyph Shorts - Blackout

Second

10/1/2026 11:01:43 PM

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Scramble Glyph Shorts - Blackout

First

10/1/2026 11:00:09 PM

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Kitsune Bloom BJJ Gi - White

First. Doughjo in da trailer!!

9/30/2026 11:00:28 PM

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Kitsune Barrage XL Bag - Blue

First

9/28/2026 11:00:10 PM

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Kitsune Red Skies Rash Guard

First. Gotta go poop. Bye

9/27/2026 11:00:15 PM

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93brand "Goose Feather" Lightweight Blue Jiu Jitsu Gi

Shucks. I logged off Roblox to late again. Is being second after the bosses count for something? please

9/26/2026 11:13:08 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

First. Hi Kerm

9/21/2026 11:00:19 PM

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Aesthetic Pastel Mint Shorts

First

9/20/2026 11:00:09 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Logotypes

I took a nappy. I'm not first?

9/20/2026 2:47:07 AM

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Kitsune "MOD" Backpack

First !!

9/18/2026 11:00:12 PM

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Flow Kimonos Alpine 2.0 BJJ Gi - Grey

First First First

9/16/2026 11:05:29 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Grappling Shorts 2-Pack - Black/Grey

First. FIVE minutes late, for the baby 3G

9/14/2026 11:05:34 PM

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Scramble Athlete Pro BJJ Gi - Navy

You all are turkey turds. I gave you 10 minutes to beat me. But I won again. FIRST

9/13/2026 11:09:36 PM

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Progress Calavera Rash Guard - Green

First

9/12/2026 11:00:12 PM

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Kitsune "Bloom" Compression-Lined Shorts - Navy

First

9/11/2026 11:00:09 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Grappling Shorts 2-Pack - Black/Midnight & French Navy

First

9/9/2026 11:00:09 PM

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Aesthetic "Moto" LS Rash Guard

First

9/6/2026 11:00:07 PM

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Kitsune "MOD" Backpack

First. The winner !!!!

9/3/2026 11:20:52 PM

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Progress The Academy Gi - Navy

First boys

9/1/2026 11:00:10 PM

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Kitsune Kaminari Rash Guard

First

8/31/2026 11:00:07 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

I guess I am first. I was late because it is like 20 minutes past 11. But nobody posted yet. I got busy playing with my gerbil. He got lost. I can't find him. Any ideas where to look? Please

8/29/2026 11:18:39 PM

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Progress Smoked Ink Rash Guard

I can't keep up with this day lights save time stuff.

8/29/2026 12:04:21 AM

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Scramble "BAKA" Shorts Black/Seafoam Green

First is gonna burst

8/26/2026 11:02:12 PM

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Inverted Gear Hybrid Weave BJJ Gi - Unbleached

First you sleepyheads

8/24/2026 11:10:41 PM

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Progress M6 Mark 6 BJJ Gi - Peach

First !

8/21/2026 11:00:13 PM

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Flow Kimonos Alpine Pro 2.1 - Black

Sorry I am late again guys. Uggh chores. It takes so long to wash my mommas purple banana thingie. It is so sticky.

8/19/2026 11:26:34 PM

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The Jiu Jitsu Company Rad Roller BJJ Gi

First.

8/15/2026 11:00:14 PM

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Kitsune Cursive LITE Jiu Jitsu Gi - White/Coral

First yeah momma!!

8/13/2026 11:12:40 PM

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HQ Better Pull Guard Rash Guard

First

8/11/2026 11:00:23 PM

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Scramble Athlete Pro BJJ Gi - Black

First

8/11/2026 11:00:08 PM

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Scramble Athlete Pro BJJ Gi - Black

Third

8/10/2026 11:25:00 PM

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Scramble Athlete Pro BJJ Gi - Black

Second

8/10/2026 11:24:53 PM

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Scramble Athlete Pro BJJ Gi - Black

First

8/10/2026 11:24:45 PM

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Kitsune Pacific Rash Guard

First

8/2/2026 11:00:11 PM

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93brand Japao V2 Backpack

thirsty firsty

7/29/2026 11:00:16 PM

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Scramble Glyph Shorts - Blackout

First

7/28/2026 11:00:07 PM

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Scramble "BAKA" Spats - Black/Grey

First

7/23/2026 11:00:12 PM

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Progress Smoked Ink Shorts

First

7/23/2026 11:00:00 PM

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Progress Smoked Ink Shorts

Firsties!

7/22/2026 11:08:36 PM

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Scramble DORAI Training Shirt

First. I am first.

7/14/2026 11:07:13 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Does anyone have a bad experience with the soap not lasting long time? I thought I started the knight one a couple days ago and it's gone. I will check if it is stuck in one of my rolls. I will check later after I am done with playing Minecraft and take a bath. Thanks

7/14/2026 1:41:19 AM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - White

First

7/10/2026 11:01:00 PM

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93brand Standard Issue 2.0 Gi - White

I am First again lazy people

7/5/2026 11:31:27 PM

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Kitsune "Scales" Compression-Lined Shorts

First

7/4/2026 11:01:31 PM

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Inverted Gear Hybrid Weave BJJ Gi - Unbleached

First, all you poopy pants.

6/30/2026 11:04:41 PM

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Progress Calavera Hybrid Shorts

First! I don't have school anymore. So I can stay up late a lot my mommy says. I will beat all you dummys every night.

6/28/2026 11:05:51 PM

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93brand "100 kg V4" BJJ Gi - White

First again. :)

6/27/2026 11:22:56 PM

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Aesthetic "Fluro" 2-in-1 Hybrid Shorts

First!!! You losers.

6/26/2026 11:01:39 PM

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Kitsune Gosuke Rash Guard

First!!!!

6/25/2026 11:02:05 PM

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Scramble "MMIX" Tee - White

First !!!!

6/18/2026 11:02:45 PM

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Flow Kimonos Alpine Pro 2.4 BJJ Gi - White

I beat you Fate on day 67 lol you stink lol

6/16/2026 11:54:32 PM

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Flow Kimonos Alpine Pro 2.4 BJJ Gi - White

First !!!!

6/16/2026 11:52:35 PM

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Progress Calavera Rash Guard - Green

First!!! :)

6/9/2026 11:09:35 PM

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Inverted Gear Minimalist BJJ Gi - White

First

6/3/2026 11:13:05 PM

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Aesthetic Sumi-E Grappling Shorts

First

5/25/2026 11:15:00 PM

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SAPIEN "MK1" Spats 2-PACK

First

5/10/2026 12:26:48 AM

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Ground Game Oldschool Long Sleeve Rash Guard

First

5/8/2026 11:38:27 PM

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Kitsune Pacific Rash Guard

Help me. My mom wants me to defend myself from bullies and I wore a bathrobe to my first class. She said it would be ok. It wasn't. I need a gi. When will they have a gi?

5/5/2026 11:06:08 PM

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93brand Standard Issue 2.0 Gi - White

Mister, I think you calling that other man dimwitted is wrong. Momma says that you shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house. Who lives in a glass house, anyway? You peel a banana. A peal refers to sounds.

5/7/2026 4:24:50 PM

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SAPIEN "MK1" Spats 2-PACK

I was starting to type a minute before him. But my mom took away my phone because I had to do my chores.

5/10/2026 5:52:30 PM

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Scramble "Kano" Judo-Inspired BJJ Gi

Do you want fries with that? lolololol I always get extra fries. And a extra large diet coke. I prefer a place that gives free refills. If I have one sandwich then I will have two desserts, if I have two sandwiches then I will only have one dessert.

5/17/2026 2:09:34 PM

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Aesthetic Sumi-E Grappling Shorts

I wish I was a nerd then I would not need help with my gi belt. I made the bunny ears and crossed them and then one bunny ear I tucked through the hole. It looks good but it comes undone like all the time.

5/26/2026 1:09:45 AM

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93brand Standard Issue 2.0 BJJ Gi - Blue

My mommy says if you don't have anything nice to say then you should shut your pie hole. Mister the item says it is sold out. Prolly that's why he said he wants it but put the sad face not cause he has no money.

6/8/2026 12:53:17 AM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Shucks. You beat me fair and square.

6/9/2026 12:03:50 AM

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Aesthetic "Fluro" 2-in-1 Hybrid Shorts

Listen poopypants. I was going to put First. But you are here again. Uggh.

6/11/2026 11:09:27 PM

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Aesthetic "Fluro" 2-in-1 Hybrid Shorts

Why do you want to bully me. My mommy put me in jiu jitsu so I can lose weight and not be bullied anymore.

6/12/2026 6:55:57 PM

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Tatami Estilo 5.0 Gi - Grey

I don't mind you beat me fair and square. I will be your friend. But not the fate guy, he is a dummy.

6/13/2026 12:52:19 AM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

I ended up just going down to the creek and swimming. No telling if it popped out and a catfish got it.

7/14/2026 9:48:50 PM

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Inverted Gear Voyager BJJ Gi - White

Why did you have to put that stupid comment. I wanted to be first again. Doo doo breath!

7/15/2026 11:07:45 PM

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Scramble Athlete Pro BJJ Gi - Black

Wrong dummy. You would be fifth. Get glasses. You don't see Chad wrote sumthing. lol

8/11/2026 2:30:05 AM

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Aesthetic "Fluro" 2-in-1 Hybrid Shorts

Thanks mister. I hope you're not disappointed in me. I was trying to make a record and be first 3 days in a row. But my mom had the neighbor over last night and she told me to take a bath

8/13/2026 10:24:28 AM

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Aesthetic "Fluro" 2-in-1 Hybrid Shorts

Rusty is a dummy. He owns the used car lot just outside of town. Not me but he does compliment my moms bazookas.

8/13/2026 10:06:49 PM

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Progress ACADEMY "Petroleum" Edition

That is the bestest first comment ever. Except mine is better. I am not a virgin anymore. I was riding my bike and hit a really big jump it was so big oh my golly well the seat fell off the bike and they are right it can hurt a little but at least my beans are okay

8/15/2026 12:03:28 AM

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Scramble Athlete Pro BJJ Gi - Navy

The time says:
1- 11:00
2- 11:01
3- 11:02
4- 11:03
5- 11:04
6- 11:05
7- 11:06
8- 11:07
9- 11:08
10- 11:09

9:36 lol are you dumb or high?

9/13/2026 11:26:29 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Grappling Shorts 2-Pack - Black/Grey

When I started typing there was no comments and it was 4 minutes after the start. I waited until 5 minutes after to hit send because of that crybaby from yesterday. I don't see the seconds on here, so wouldn't I be tied for second with the dong dummy???????

9/15/2026 8:02:46 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

How do you know that mister? Are you god? If so then maybe you are my daddy. I don't look like the guy that fixes my mommy's car and her hair cutter person looks and smiles at me more than at her and he is cutting her hair. lol I don't know about the bartender because when I was very young I was in the stroller with the roof thingie down. For awhile now I just stay home alone because I am a big boy now. I have a lot of grandpas I know because I hear my mommy yelling daddy is so good.

9/22/2026 1:28:18 PM

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93brand "Hybrid" Hoodie

I am here. I had to finish my paper route. My bicycle got a flat tire. And Mr Peterson invited me in again to see his stuffed animals collection. Not the Pikachu or Elmo kind of stuffed animals. The kind he finds on the road when he hits it with his car.

9/30/2026 2:20:45 PM

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93brand "Hybrid" Hoodie

Even I know what that is. It is a tree in the winter on the bank of a river.

9/30/2026 2:13:46 PM

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93brand "Standard Issue" Black/Kombu 2-Pack Shorts

I had to go nighty night early so I could wake up for my morning cartoons

10/3/2026 2:52:26 PM

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Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard - Black

Sure. Who doesn't. My mommy's got the biggest knockers. She made me stop getting milk when I was 4. She said I was taking all the new tree ants from my baby brother Scooter.

10/4/2026 2:45:55 AM

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Kitsune "Twin Dragon" Bag

Tchap is chapped in the butt cause he can't beat me. He needs baby Scooters diaper cream.

10/7/2026 11:01:40 PM

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Kitsune "Twin Dragon" Bag

Checked what dummy? I was first at 11 and I guess you were busy playing with your self so don't be sad

10/8/2026 2:15:30 PM

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