Samantha Roberts's profile at MMA HQ

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6/24/2026 3:36:30 PM

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6/23/2026 4:59:29 AM

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6/22/2026 12:28:02 AM

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6/21/2026 6:52:54 PM

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6/20/2026 7:12:24 PM

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6/18/2026 12:54:42 PM

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6/14/2026 7:41:49 PM

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6/13/2026 12:24:43 AM

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6/12/2026 10:10:11 PM

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6/11/2026 1:48:06 AM

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Phalanx "Black Ops ALT" Rashguard

Burning tiger?!?! Why can't it be a cheetah!!!!!!!!!!!!

6/7/2026 12:43:36 AM

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6/6/2026 4:09:02 AM

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6/3/2026 2:02:21 AM

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6/2/2026 10:38:57 AM

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6/1/2026 12:42:12 AM

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5/31/2026 2:32:13 AM

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5/29/2026 11:14:47 PM

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5/28/2026 12:56:21 AM

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5/23/2026 3:08:21 AM

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5/22/2026 12:35:51 PM

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5/21/2026 7:40:02 PM

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5/20/2026 3:27:17 AM

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5/17/2026 10:24:26 PM

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5/16/2026 12:45:19 AM

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5/14/2026 11:59:12 PM

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5/12/2026 2:48:13 PM

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Kitsune "MOD" Backpack

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5/11/2026 1:42:48 AM

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5/8/2026 2:50:06 AM

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5/7/2026 2:19:15 AM

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Kitsune Pacific Rash Guard

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5/6/2026 1:57:44 PM

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Progress Academy Board Shorts - Dusk

Women's cheetah print C spec when

5/5/2026 3:32:27 AM

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The Jiu Jitsu Company Rad Roller BJJ Gi

This would go well with my patchouli home made deodorant. Alas, I have my heart set on a women's cheetah print C spec when.

5/3/2026 11:06:39 PM

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5/3/2026 12:47:29 AM

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5/2/2026 2:21:42 AM

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5/1/2026 1:53:13 AM

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Kitsune "Twin Dragon" Bag

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4/30/2026 2:12:17 PM

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4/29/2026 12:07:23 PM

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93brand "San Junipero" Rashguard

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4/26/2026 12:18:37 PM

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4/25/2026 3:00:49 PM

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4/23/2026 11:49:49 PM

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4/23/2026 1:39:23 AM

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29Niku "Bear-In-Bolo" Rash Guard

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4/22/2026 12:35:36 AM

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4/21/2026 6:26:55 PM

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4/20/2026 2:19:51 AM

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Phalanx "Arctic Black Ops" Rashguard

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4/18/2026 2:16:52 AM

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4/17/2026 3:13:07 AM

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4/15/2026 4:24:53 AM

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4/14/2026 3:32:14 AM

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4/13/2026 10:05:47 PM

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4/10/2026 3:21:47 AM

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4/9/2026 3:01:28 AM

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4/8/2026 3:10:18 AM

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4/7/2026 4:15:29 AM

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4/6/2026 1:51:35 PM

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Finishers Grim Reaper Grappling Shorts

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4/4/2026 4:15:28 AM

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3/31/2026 2:24:53 AM

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Tatami Balance Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard

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3/28/2026 4:31:24 AM

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3/27/2026 2:48:01 AM

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3/26/2026 1:18:33 AM

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3/24/2026 2:34:19 PM

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3/21/2026 1:55:53 AM

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3/20/2026 2:02:34 AM

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3/16/2026 5:19:01 PM

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3/15/2026 3:58:14 AM

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3/13/2026 4:20:42 AM

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3/12/2026 1:51:58 AM

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Kitsune Cursive LITE Jiu Jitsu Gi - White/Coral

Women's cheetah print C spec when

3/11/2026 4:44:49 AM

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Scramble Athlete Pro BJJ Gi - Black

Women's cheetah print C spec when

3/6/2026 2:54:07 AM

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2-PACK 93brand Standard Issue Shorts - Citrus Pop Colorway

Need a 3" version or smaller to better accentuate my camel toe.

3/3/2026 1:23:50 AM

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Inverted Gear Voyager BJJ Gi - White

Women's cheetah print C spec when

3/2/2026 2:41:42 AM

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Kitsune "MOD" Backpack

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2/27/2026 11:04:34 PM

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Inverted Gear "Beer Leads To Pressure Passing" Rash Guard

Women's cheetah print C spec when

2/26/2026 12:46:39 AM

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Kitsune Red Skies Rash Guard

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2/20/2026 2:40:37 AM

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2/19/2026 1:16:40 AM

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Kitsune "Twin Dragon" Bag

Women's cheetah print C spec when

2/18/2026 7:44:24 PM

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29Niku "CBD Oil" Rash Guard

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2/17/2026 7:47:10 PM

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Finishers "Win or Learn How" Rash Guard

I like to Finishher. That's why they call me Ms Lancealot.

2/13/2026 9:11:34 AM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts - Olive

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2/12/2026 5:18:38 PM

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2/11/2026 1:25:11 AM

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2/10/2026 6:44:13 PM

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2/4/2026 7:09:50 PM

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Women's cheetah print C spec when

2/3/2026 1:51:51 PM

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Women's cheetah print C spec when

1/31/2026 9:58:20 AM

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1/29/2026 2:26:51 AM

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93brand FLOW Roll-Out Mats

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1/26/2026 10:08:00 PM

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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard V2

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1/25/2026 4:32:32 AM

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Scramble Athlete Pro BJJ Gi - Black

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1/23/2026 3:25:47 AM

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Kitsune Marine Rash Guard

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1/22/2026 9:48:00 PM

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Kitsune Cursive LITE Jiu Jitsu Gi - White/Coral

Women's cheetah print C spec when

1/21/2026 2:06:36 AM

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93brand "Butterfly" Gear Bag

I should change my profile pic. I no longer have my dogs Peanut and Butter, just a bald pussy cat. I had a little scare and thought I had Capnocytophaga canimorsus. It was getting a little risky having Peanut and Butter near an open wound.

1/20/2026 1:12:59 AM

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2-PACK 93brand Standard Issue Shorts - Citrus Pop Colorway

Women's cheetah print C spec when

1/19/2026 12:35:25 AM

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Parry "Someone Talked" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

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1/18/2026 12:59:06 AM

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Women's cheetah print C spec when

1/16/2026 2:31:20 AM

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1/14/2026 12:13:25 AM

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1/12/2026 1:29:10 AM

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1/10/2026 12:43:02 AM

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Women's cheetah print C spec when

1/9/2026 1:36:43 AM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts - Olive

Women's cheetah print C spec when

1/8/2026 10:00:32 AM

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Women's cheetah print C spec when

1/6/2026 11:34:38 PM

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1/6/2026 3:26:50 AM

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Yesgi Original BJJ Gi - Blue

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1/5/2026 10:25:53 AM

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Scramble "Kintsugi" Shorts - Blue

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1/4/2026 12:09:42 AM

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Women's cheetah print C spec when

1/2/2026 12:04:44 AM

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PARRY Czechoslovakia Duby Oak Shorts

Women's cheetah print C spec when

12/30/2025 5:58:02 PM

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Half Sumo Damashi Dogi - Unbleached

Dongs.

Have one. Don't want it.

Marketplace, Etsy, Poshmark, OfferUp, Let go?

12/27/2025 11:08:59 PM

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Continuous Flow "Invade-A-Limb" Shorts

Women's cheetah print C spec when

12/26/2025 2:12:49 AM

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93brand Bad Grapplers Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Women's cheetah print C spec when

12/21/2025 11:32:55 PM

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Tatami Nova Navy Gi

Women's cheetah print C spec when

Dylan is just upset because we were rolling and he got a boner when I mounted him and the whole class was laughing because we all saw a wet spot on his spats.

12/20/2025 2:50:07 PM

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Progress Academy Plus Kimono (Olive)

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12/18/2025 12:54:10 AM

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93brand "Goose Feather" Lightweight BJJ Gi

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Kitsune Kimonos "Dragon" - Classic Blue

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12/14/2025 12:05:07 AM

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Kitsune Cursive LITE Jiu Jitsu Gi - White/Coral

Women's cheetah print C spec when

12/11/2025 11:22:21 PM

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93brand Japao V2 Backpack

Women's cheetah print C spec when

12/11/2025 3:10:29 PM

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Parry "Zairean Leopard Spot" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Women's cheetah print C spec when

12/9/2025 11:37:47 PM

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93brand "100 kg V4" BJJ Gi - White

Women's cheetah print C spec when

12/9/2025 1:08:13 AM

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Kitsune Bloom BJJ Gi - White

Women's pink C spec when

12/6/2025 1:49:41 AM

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Inverted Gear "Beer Leads To Pressure Passing" Rash Guard

Women's pink C spec when

12/1/2025 7:42:53 PM

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93brand Japao V2 Backpack

Women's pink C spec when

11/28/2025 3:31:14 AM

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Kitsune Barrage XL Bag - Blue

Women's pink C spec when

11/26/2025 11:03:08 PM

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93brand Gotham Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Women's pink C spec when

11/26/2025 12:03:25 AM

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93brand "Butterfly" Gear Bag

Women's pink C spec when

11/23/2025 11:07:33 PM

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Progress The Academy Gi - White

Women's pink C spec when

11/21/2025 12:11:19 AM

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Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi

Women's pink C spec when

11/19/2025 3:36:44 AM

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Women's pink C spec when

11/17/2025 3:04:01 AM

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Phalanx "Squad Hawk" Rashguard

Women's pink C spec when

11/16/2025 5:26:29 PM

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Progress Sugar Skull Rash Guard

Not a bad color way. I would prefer the accent be cheetah print. If BBdid911 was wearing that I would let him North/South me.

11/12/2025 11:28:14 PM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Dragon" - Classic Blue

Women's pink C spec when

11/12/2025 11:24:26 AM

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Women's pink C spec when

11/11/2025 2:37:34 AM

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Women's pink C spec when

11/10/2025 1:14:17 AM

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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard V2

Women's pink C spec when

11/9/2025 5:02:32 AM

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93brand "100 kg V4" BJJ Gi - White

Women's pink C spec when

11/7/2025 3:13:52 AM

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Scramble "Kintsugi" Shorts - Blue

Women's pink C spec when

11/6/2025 12:12:48 AM

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Scramble "Burning Tiger" BJJ Gi

Women's pink C spec when. I'll take 2, gifting one to my fellow fister enjoyer: buttknuckles.

10/31/2025 11:20:30 PM

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93brand "Butterfly Originals" Casual Gi Pants - Black

Women's pink C spec when

10/31/2025 3:27:44 PM

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Kitsune Marine Rash Guard

Women's pink C spec when

10/29/2025 11:01:09 PM

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Finishers Grim Reaper Rash Guard

Women's pink C spec when

10/28/2025 3:17:33 PM

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Women's pink C spec when

10/26/2025 1:54:54 AM

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Women's pink C spec when

10/25/2025 5:57:29 AM

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Finishers "Win or Learn How" Rash Guard

I should have reintroduced myself. When I was Sammy Roberts I used to get lots of love here. I am now Samantha and I am sad to be getting so much trans hate. I thought bjj was an inclusive community. The women I beat on the mat get so angry, I think if I had a pink C spec gi they wouldn't take it so hard. I hope you can understand.

10/24/2025 3:47:26 AM

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Women's pink C spec when

10/23/2025 12:30:42 AM

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Kitsune Kaminari Rash Guard

Women's pink C spec when

10/21/2025 11:02:02 PM

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93brand "Hybrid" Hoodie - Olive

Women's pink bla bla bla C spec when

10/20/2025 11:38:24 PM

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Women's pink C spec when

10/20/2025 12:32:37 AM

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Women's pink C spec when

10/18/2025 11:11:20 PM

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Women's pink C spec when

10/18/2025 12:17:53 AM

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93brand X Meerkatsu Hell Hooks 2.0 Rash Guard

Women's pink C spec when

10/16/2025 11:59:59 PM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Spectre" - Lightweight BJJ Gi

Womens pink C spec when

10/16/2025 12:14:07 AM

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Finishers Grim Reaper Grappling Shorts

Women's pink C spec when

10/14/2025 11:41:31 PM

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Parry "Zairean Leopard Spot" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Womens C spec when

10/13/2025 11:06:39 PM

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Continuous Flow "The Darced of US" Spats

Women's C spec when

10/12/2025 12:01:25 AM

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Women's C spec when

10/11/2025 8:29:18 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue

Women's C spec when

10/9/2025 3:48:24 AM

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Scramble Burning Tiger Rash Guard

Women's C spec when

10/8/2025 2:59:11 AM

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Women's C spec when

10/7/2025 4:43:32 PM

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Parry "Tiger" Short Sleeve - Turquoise

Women's C Spec when

10/6/2025 1:23:40 AM

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93brand X Meerkatsu Hell Hooks 2.0 Rash Guard

How dare you assume my gender!!!!!!

10/17/2025 2:09:13 PM

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Finishers "Win or Learn How" Rash Guard

Ali, all the girls say my guard is real hard to pass. They say it feels like I am working with 3 legs.

10/24/2025 9:29:46 PM

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Flow Kimonos Alpine Pro 2.6 - Black

See, there's that hate. Why are you assuming my gender? It's ma'am! What part of women's do you not understand?

10/25/2025 2:13:18 PM

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Scramble "Indigo Camo" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

No control over is me being a woman trapped in a man's body. Of course, HQ has control over what products they offer.

10/26/2025 6:05:53 PM

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Scramble "Indigo Camo" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Let's play spot the transphobe.

10/26/2025 9:57:28 PM

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93brand "Butterfly Originals" Casual Gi Pants - Black

Butt knuckles. Hmmm. A fellow "fister". Nice.

10/31/2025 10:48:10 PM

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Scramble "Burning Tiger" BJJ Gi

Hey 911, BBC did your mom.

11/2/2025 12:16:18 AM

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Progress Sugar Skull Rash Guard

Minnesota is done. They throw pretty people like me off roofs.

11/13/2025 12:52:25 AM

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Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi

Osoto: last night I was busy sword fighting with your dad

11/19/2025 11:44:45 PM

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Kitsune Bloom BJJ Gi - White

It's you tell they/them. Bigot.

12/6/2025 4:58:11 PM

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93brand Japao V2 Backpack

Minneapolis Minnesota Ass HQ ?? That's where you work, a glory hole.

12/11/2025 10:13:43 PM

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93brand C-SPEC "Blackout" Jiu Jitsu Gi

Thank you for not being mean, Alexa. Do you want to change to Alex? A leopard doesn't change his spots. I changed from Sammy to Samantha. Cheetah print C spec when

12/13/2025 5:13:52 PM

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Progress Academy Plus Kimono (Olive)

BB: I don't compete against women. I still like to get sweaty with the men. I enjoy north/south, putting on pressure in many positions, etc. My coaches Nick and Nate love me and always pick me to show moves on.

12/19/2025 3:55:49 PM

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93brand C-SPEC "Blackout" Jiu Jitsu Gi

Your mom does. Your dad bought the matching lingerie set for me, too.

1/3/2026 5:46:57 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Tsk Tsk. I don't assume your gender or misuse your pronouns, as Dylan is a gender-neutral name. I don't go by "her". Please use gi/girl. If being formal, you can use: women's cheetah print C spec gi.

1/7/2026 1:12:13 AM

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HQ Better Pull Guard Rash Guard

If I am so annoying, then why did you make me pancakes in the morning?

1/13/2026 5:47:17 PM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Panda BJJ Gi - Blue

Hey mord, you were muting me a lot last night when you were sticking your dooda in my squawk box. I was quite tongue tied.

1/14/2026 4:35:30 PM

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Continuous Flow "The Darced of US" Spats

I'd like a refund regarding last night. You gave me MonkeyPox.

1/15/2026 3:01:50 AM

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Parry "Zairean Leopard Spot" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Fanny, a leopard doesn't change they/them's spots. I did. I came out of my cocoon and am now flying free, like a unicorn.

1/16/2026 8:27:18 PM

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Parry "Zairean Leopard Spot" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Also, those spats are so colorful, rainbow like and the name is fitting. I call my cycle the "cosmic flow", because it is out of this world.

1/16/2026 8:29:34 PM

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Parry "Someone Talked" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Tob slob, I will let you smash me.

1/18/2026 2:53:43 PM

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93brand "Standard Issue" Black/Kombu 2-Pack Shorts

They have not offered any of the patterns that I would like. So, NO, I did not get the "lion stripe" (which I never asked for) or a cheetah print one.

1/29/2026 4:13:49 PM

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93brand "Standard Issue" Black/Kombu 2-Pack Shorts

I can sport the elephant trunk print. Phantom the flea cock print C spec.

1/29/2026 8:20:24 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Logotypes

Like your mom, Koach Seymour?

2/19/2026 6:24:47 PM

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Inverted Gear "Beer Leads To Pressure Passing" Rash Guard

If you pay for the can of spray paint, I will provide the "template" for your dick print C spec gi.

2/26/2026 8:32:28 PM

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93brand "Butterfly Originals" Casual Gi Pants - Midnight Navy Colorway

I was getting my balls waxed.

Women's cheetah print C spec when

3/8/2026 4:26:31 PM

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93brand "Butterfly Originals" Casual Gi Pants - Midnight Navy Colorway

Buy the spray paint and I can help you make one of those. You're welcome.

3/8/2026 4:27:35 PM

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PARRY "Desert Night" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Idiot. I don't like my dong. I am trying to get rid of it. Do you want to volunteer to bite it off?

3/15/2026 9:07:50 PM

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Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi

Noted. But, weird that is off limits, yet people commenting for me to delete myself is ok.

4/1/2026 3:15:07 AM

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Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi

It has been said several times. But, not as much as: Women's cheetah print C spec when

4/1/2026 1:31:09 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Rashguard 2-PACK (Vintage Blue, Deep Green)

Imposter!!! You haven't posted in a long time because you just joined today.

4/2/2026 2:07:54 AM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

I told you the doctor said it was Monkey Pox, not staph. You gave me Monkey Pox !!!!

4/3/2026 3:44:19 AM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

You got that right, Wario. Dylan trotted and I rode him.

4/3/2026 9:35:23 PM

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93brand "100 kg V4" BJJ Gi - White

Don't you mean a weiner problem? lol

4/6/2026 3:07:51 PM

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Scramble Shinobi Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Excellentfish couldn't post an emoji. But was able to post a picture of his dong ((try to) see above).

4/8/2026 2:42:52 PM

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93brand FLOW Roll-Out Mats

The app doesn't allow you to like your own comments. Understandable that you would think that a self sucker would.

4/10/2026 7:38:08 PM

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Phalanx "Arctic Black Ops" Rashguard

I would like to influence your bottom.

4/19/2026 1:07:28 AM

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Progress Smoked Ink Shorts

when

4/27/2026 6:41:54 PM

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93brand Dry-Tech 2-PACK

Ratioed, my BallITCH. lol

5/3/2026 12:47:08 AM

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93brand Dry-Tech 2-PACK

Look at your name here, proof you are the clown.

5/3/2026 3:14:25 AM

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93brand Dry-Tech 2-PACK

WRONG. "Ratioed" is a term, where a post receives a vastly higher number of replies or dislikes compared to likes or reposts, indicating widespread disagreement, criticism, or mockery. It signifies that the content is unpopular, controversial, or a "bad take". It doesn't have anything to do with me or my comment(s).

5/3/2026 2:16:10 PM

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93brand Dry-Tech 2-PACK

Your momma in doggy is something I could get behind.

5/3/2026 8:29:05 PM

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Aesthetic Earth Rash Guard

I will Tea Bag you, flawlessly.

5/28/2026 3:45:24 PM

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Aesthetic Earth Rash Guard

You can get it, monkey.

5/28/2026 3:43:49 PM

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Progress Calavera Hybrid Shorts

You're a monkey, so the answer is ooh ooh aah aah. And, thanks for the MonkeyPox.

5/30/2026 9:47:30 PM

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Kitsune "Twin Dragon" Bag

You got the part wrong about when he clicks on BJ.com. Don't try to cover for him. He sees me on that site and realizes my location is nearby. He gets super excited and tells his baby momma (he's not a serious person, one to be married) that he can't sleep and is going for a moonlight walk. We meet on the beach and have a ravenous naked roll on the sand. His annoying fat stepson catches us and takes pictures with his phone. His stepson is the roll me in dojo kid and he says he will expose him to his mom, unless he gives him a copy of the key to the snack drawer.

6/15/2026 2:45:31 PM

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Flow Kimonos Alpine 2.0 BJJ Gi - Grey

Dummy, you said that it takes you 2-3 years to make what they make in a month. So, you are a broke ass bitch.

6/25/2026 10:17:59 PM

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