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93brand "Cafe Jiu Jitsu" 2.0 Rash Guard - Short Sleeve

anybody seen my egotistical LGBTUNIY son he forgot to hear his daily reminder not to dwell in his mentally illness too longing

2/17/2025 11:26:52 PM

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Nation Athletic "90s Babies V2!" Rash Guard

What does buru nyu mean

12/30/2023 6:09:35 PM

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Future Kimonos "Good Times Bad Times" Rash Guard

What does that mean

1/24/2024 2:57:20 AM

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Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi

Not even the fart

5/20/2024 5:40:22 PM

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Flow Kimonos Alpine Pro 2.6 - White

Lmao

6/10/2024 1:25:35 PM

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Continuous Flow Akiimura Rash Guard

Comment of the year

6/13/2024 5:50:02 PM

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Fuji Oni vs. Anaconda Short Sleeve Rash Guard - Red

Common HoLeeChit W

6/14/2024 12:04:16 AM

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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid) - Black

Keep em coming, genetically gifted freak

6/19/2024 5:07:47 AM

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Fuji Ultimate Grappling Shorts - Military Green

Yall a decade late if you still not independent.

6/28/2024 12:20:28 AM

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Toro "Ramen" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Hespectfully naruto got me into jojo. Jojo for higher primates

7/2/2024 7:29:37 AM

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Scramble "BAKA" Rash Guard Black/Seafoam

ADCC tickets

8/10/2024 12:15:07 AM

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Yesgi Original BJJ Gi - Black

8/19/2024 7:10:24 PM

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Scramble Athlete Pro BJJ Gi - Navy

confuscious better

8/26/2024 11:21:23 AM

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Ground Game Valkyrie Spats

I can feel the sizzle of hell from here

8/27/2024 11:12:28 AM

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Tatami Recharge Rash Guard - Leopard Pink

Dont worry shit, he’ll be gone by friday

8/28/2024 6:49:05 AM

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Fuji Bushido Flex Lite Shorts

Hello kitty mouth good for one thing not talking

9/20/2024 5:55:34 PM

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Nation Athletic "Tiger Roar" Shorts

Women love big meaty thighs

10/31/2024 8:04:31 PM

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Flow Kimonos Alpine 2.0 - Black

Hoe mcdojo for bozos

11/5/2024 8:36:02 PM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Prime" Ombre Spats

we get it that the forum been in shambles since confusion departed but we don't need another autistic buru nyu

12/14/2024 5:09:18 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Grappling Shorts 2-Pack - Black/Midnight & French Navy

brother Christmas is tomorrow your wife must suck

12/24/2024 10:47:27 AM

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93brand Standard Issue Grappling Shorts 2-Pack - Black/Midnight & French Navy

yall can roast me idk what I said

12/24/2024 11:01:40 AM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Spectre" Lightweight BJJ Gi - 2024 Edition

hard to let go one that got away it's ok bro dennys is open if you don't want to be alone for Christmas

12/25/2024 3:12:59 PM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Spectre" Lightweight BJJ Gi - 2024 Edition

so either vicarious is either a homophobe or a lbtqia^?()(

12/25/2024 5:12:57 PM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Spectre" Lightweight BJJ Gi - 2024 Edition

you seem bored how about let me tune your bootyhole I'll give you company lil soy boy

12/25/2024 11:03:06 PM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Spectre" Lightweight BJJ Gi - 2024 Edition

I'll give you the nod that was funny, I'm not comfortable making other people uncomfortable for the sake of a few laughs so you win this round fagbag

12/26/2024 6:57:33 AM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Spectre" Lightweight BJJ Gi - 2024 Edition

someone get this freaky lil hoe he love riding me

12/26/2024 3:36:22 PM

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Ground Game Yokai 2.0 Shorts

we actually don't

2/2/2025 3:09:50 PM

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Progress Academy Plus Kimono (Olive)

his name is T U N I T

2/10/2025 4:03:14 PM

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HQ Better Pull Guard Rash Guard

who knew T U N I T could be funny just needed to make another alt

2/13/2025 5:45:38 PM

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Fuji Elemental BJJ Gi - Black

I'd be giving T U N I T back shots while he's doing it too

2/14/2025 4:52:36 PM

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29Niku "Let's Roll Light III" Rash Guard

sounds good I'll bird feed it to you while I'm in your guts wrapping you up like your girl likes it

2/15/2025 9:06:12 AM

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29Niku "Let's Roll Light III" Rash Guard

if yall ain't know T U N I T likes to be treated like his bitch does

2/15/2025 12:37:06 PM

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Progress Bengal Kimono - Black

after seeing how sad your existence was yesterday I wanted to leave you like I do your bitch, speechless, TUNIactualmentallyill TUNI a fagooooosh let nimrod clap them cheeks

2/17/2025 4:38:20 PM

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Progress Bengal Kimono - Black

only person who care about my name is your bitch when I'm making her realize how gay yo ass really is silly goose

2/17/2025 10:52:26 PM

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Flow Kimonos Alpine Pro 2.6 Grey

bro your gay I don't understand how you trying recycle my jokes, your so old and outdated, we about have flying cars and LGBTUNA can't figure out his gender

2/20/2025 2:50:04 PM

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Flow Kimonos Alpine Pro 2.6 Grey

your bitch pussy nice but yk how I like em
T-U-C-K-E-D-I-N

2/20/2025 5:06:39 PM

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Flow Kimonos Alpine Pro 2.6 Grey

I'm sorry your low iq really affects your perception, I'm just being your friend giving you the attention you desperately want :) let nimrod clap dem cheeks

2/20/2025 6:06:07 PM

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Progress M6 Mark 6 BJJ Gi - Unbleached

even more fun when you bone the guy in front of her

2/24/2025 1:21:55 PM

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The Jiu Jitsu Company "Cosmic Flow" Spats

ahahaha

3/4/2025 10:30:36 AM

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Aesthetic "Psychedelic Waves" Grappling Shorts

lmfao

3/18/2025 12:35:23 PM

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Toro Green Oni Rash Guard

let me fuck on you bear, it'll cheer you up

3/21/2025 7:20:31 PM

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93brand Art of War Grappling Shorts

ashlin confirmed worst advice giver ever don't listen to her guys

4/10/2025 3:15:27 PM

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29Niku "Wurst Position Ever!" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

omg yay I thought I was the only one who liked sausages lololhahhalolol

4/15/2025 3:15:25 PM

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Inverted Gear Polka Panda Shorts

don't worry I'll make him go night

4/19/2025 10:46:57 AM

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Inverted Gear Polka Panda Shorts

he fell for the rage bait low iq play successful, little does he know I'm actually helping little bro get better at jiu jitsu by controlling emotions

4/19/2025 7:20:33 PM

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Inverted Gear Polka Panda Shorts

hearsay I dismiss you and wish you misfortune

4/19/2025 8:37:49 PM

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Inverted Gear Polka Panda Shorts

liar, go with god

4/20/2025 12:14:27 AM

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Inverted Gear Polka Panda Shorts

I failed everyone, *commits seppuku*

4/20/2025 10:01:02 AM

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