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Kitsune "Hydro" Ombre Spats



never seen spats with drawstring. what are the benefits?  
8/14/2024 2:55:35 PM
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93brand "Standard Issue" Long Sleeve Rashguard 2pack



Rate my short story about an unbamed man: One day a cup of hot tea bring you immense joy. 10 years later you are paying thousands for a prostitute to punch you in your jewels. 20 years later you engineered a coffee machine to inject your bodily fluids into your employees coffee. the greatest joy of all at this point is the disenchantment of your friends and colleagues. you cannot smile unless you do harm onto others. 30 years: life has no meaning. your nihilistic way of life has robbed you of the life’s truest joys. the joy of love, camaraderie and family. seeing others whistling on their way to work brings you immense rage. eventually you either find christ or join the nation of islam. you hope to find peace and a second chance in the afterlife. a chance to start over. the greed that consumed every fiber of your being has been replaced by great charitable acts. your sick deviant mind has succumbed to the power of love and connection. you have finally found peace and experienced a slight glimmer of joy.   
7/30/2024 6:34:34 PM
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Tatami Akuma Shorts



hot take: only reason you started BJJ is to wear badass fight shorts like these  
7/29/2024 6:35:34 PM
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Aesthetic "Legacy" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



They/them is not a fan of this.   
7/21/2024 6:40:30 PM
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Progress The Academy Gi - White



admin can we get an option to display our pronouns?  
7/20/2024 10:17:00 AM
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Inverted Gear Spats - Black



I have a serious question about BJJ shorts. I purchased a few 5-6” inseam shorts from a well know company on BJJHQ and also thru the manufacturer. Some shorts have a super fitted crotch area.. so much so that you can tell im circumsized and what im packing. Is this normal? what brands are better to hide this? i usuallly dont care about this when i roll with the boys but i feel like im scarring these women emotionally when i N/S or just play gaurd  
7/9/2024 11:03:38 PM
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Progress "Panther" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



To those who can hear me, I say - do not despair. The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed - the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress. The hate of men will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people. And so long as men die, liberty will never perish…
  
6/15/2024 9:17:00 PM
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Future Kimonos V1.0 Rash Guard Black



if its good enough for gordon, its good enough for me  
6/6/2024 11:17:12 PM
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Flow Kimonos Feather 3.0 Black



Wheres the guy who wacks off to the girls modeling the daily deals?  
5/29/2024 7:10:28 PM
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Toro "Ramen" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



Soap in Mailbox (SIM alert)  
4/22/2024 6:38:04 PM
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Future Kimonos "Good Times Bad Times" Rash Guard



Had my first good day since day 10. Shout outs to all my strong little warriors with tummy issues. Lets get this pushed to 9pm EST!!!!!  
4/9/2024 11:11:05 PM
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Inverted Gear Panda 400 BJJ Gi - White



Any fun Bjj-centric camps i can go solo too? my gf is letting me go on a 4-day trip :)  
4/1/2024 11:02:45 PM
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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid)



i am drunk. took a few days off but ill be back.   
3/8/2024 7:32:19 PM
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Inverted Gear Lucky Panda Ranked Rash Guard



It’s day 10 my brothers. Hold strong for reform. We may be from all walks of life but we are bonded by CUM. We bleed CUM. We breath CUM and we will DIE CUM!!. post venmos below. will post IG if yall promise bot to dox me if you want to send venmo info there. I can also do crypro.

Let the boycot begin, fellas..

forver CUM  
3/4/2024 11:02:57 PM
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Scramble "BAKA" Shorts Black/Seafoam Green



Day 9 of asking admin (who is an understanding sweetheart) to introduce the deal of the day before 11PM. I cant sleep until i buy the deal and read the comments. I think 9PM EST would be a better time to drop.

Reminder that on day 10 CUM will boycott. I will personally seek that everyone who does not purchase gets entered into a raffle to win up to 20 bucks via venmo  
3/4/2024 5:37:41 AM
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93brand Monsters Short Sleeve Rash Guard



Day 8 of asking admin (who is an understanding sweetheart) to introduce the deal of the day before 11PM. I cant sleep until i buy the deal and read the comments. I think 9PM EST would be a better time to drop.

Reminder that on day 10 CUM will boycott. I will personally seek that everyone who does not purchase gets entered into a raffle to win up to via venmo  
3/2/2024 11:04:32 PM
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Venum ELITE Light Gi



Admin I dont apprecite rolling deals during CUMs protest. Its undermining and essentially an act of violence. I will return. we will return. CUM will return.. dont you forget..   
3/1/2024 11:10:13 PM
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Venum ELITE Light Gi



Day 7 of asking admin (who is an understanding sweetheart) to introduce the deal of the day before 11PM. I cant sleep until i see the deal and read the comments. I think 9PM EST would be a better time to drop. HAPPY ROLLING DEALS YOU FILTHY ANIMALS  
3/1/2024 11:03:48 PM
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Meerkatsu Laughing Hannya Kimono - White



Day 6 of asking admin (who is an understanding sweetheart) to introduce the deal of the day before 11PM. I cant sleep until i see the deal and read the comments. I think 9PM EST would be a better time to drop.   
2/29/2024 11:07:09 PM
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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag (Olive Drab)



Day 5 of asking admin to introduce the deal of the day before 11PM EST. I cant sleep until i see the deal and read the comments. I think 9PM EST would be a better time to drop. May god bless you and your families.  
2/28/2024 11:05:53 PM
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Phalanx "Strength and Honor" HPTX Shorts



Day 4 of asking admin (who is an understanding sweetheart) to introduce the deal of the day before 11PM. I cant sleep until i see the deal and read the comments. I think 9PM EST would be a better time to drop. it gives these deadbeats more time to discuss item details and most people who work for a living will be more inclined to impulse buy.  
2/27/2024 11:10:01 PM
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Tatami "Hybrid Griffin"/ "Need More Hugs" 2pack tee



Day 3 of asking admin (who is an understanding sweetheart) to introduce the deal of the day before 11PM. I cant sleep until i see the deal and read the comments. I think 9PM EST would be a better time to drop. it gives these deadbeats more time to discuss item details and most people who work for a living will be more inclined to impulse buy.  
2/26/2024 11:03:33 PM
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Flow Kimonos Alpine Pro 2.10 - White



Day 2 of asking admin (who is an understanding sweetheart) to introduce the deal of the day before 11PM. I cant sleep until i see the deal and read the comments. I think 9PM EST would be a better time to drop. it gives these deadbeats more time to discuss item details and most people who work for a living will be more inclined to impulse buy.  
2/25/2024 11:05:15 PM
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Wristlock Co. "Victory" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



Day 1 if asking admin (who is an understanding sweetheart) to introduce the deal of the day before 11PM. I cant sleep until i see the deal and read the comments. I think 9PM EST would be a better time to drop. it gives these deadbeats more time to discuss item details and most people who work for a living will be more inclined to impulse buy.  
2/25/2024 10:36:23 PM
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Wristlock Co. "Victory" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



does anyone have a wife that i can bang? respe
ctfully, mooshu (will let u sit in designated chair)  
2/25/2024 12:20:52 PM
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Kitsune "Heroes" BJJ Gi - Navy Blue Edition



would you guys take 10,000$ or dinner with Gordon Ryan?  
2/21/2024 9:07:31 AM
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Kitsune MK1 Long-Sleeve Rashguard



how much do you think she would charge to fart in my cereal?   
2/10/2024 12:12:18 AM
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Fuji Comp Duffle - Grey and Black Bag



whats the point  
1/30/2024 11:06:24 PM
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Phalanx "Flow Field" HPTX Shorts



this is for men that slip off the shirts down their shoulders  
1/22/2024 11:16:21 PM
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Future Kimonos V1.0 Rash Guard Black



I see all this potential and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables, slaves with dong rashgaurds, advertising has us chasing grappling shorts and rashgaurd , working jobs we hate so we can buy gear we don't need.   
1/2/2024 11:21:59 PM
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Nation Athletic "90s Babies V2!" Rash Guard



oss  
12/31/2023 11:12:53 PM
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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid)

perchance
12/27/2023 11:05:51 PM
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Phalanx "Galactic" Spats

perchance
12/28/2023 11:56:45 PM
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Phalanx "Galactic" Spats

its for communists
12/28/2023 11:56:17 PM
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Future Kimonos V1.0 Rash Guard Black

this guy zooms in on feet
1/3/2024 3:51:21 PM
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Phalanx "Rogue Squad" Spats

they might help give you a buldge
1/3/2024 11:06:41 PM
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"Thank You For Rolling" T-Shirt by BJJHQ

hope they show a close up of the hem in her spats
1/11/2024 6:37:20 PM
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"Thank You For Rolling" T-Shirt by BJJHQ

How have you been wash your body since the last soap drop?
1/11/2024 6:35:45 PM
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"Thank You For Rolling" T-Shirt by BJJHQ

hits even harder when you read it in his voice
1/11/2024 6:36:39 PM
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Kitsune "Cursive MK2" BJJ Gi - Black

petition to change ur name to 3 stripe blue belt
1/18/2024 1:00:27 PM
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Fuji Comp Duffle - Grey and Black Bag

you obvsiously dont sleep with white women enough to understand their conplexity
1/31/2024 5:48:30 PM
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Fuji Comp Duffle - Grey and Black Bag

they do. and they are some if the most pleasant folks to work with. I will be naming my first birn after admin
1/31/2024 5:47:09 PM
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Future Kimonos V1.0 Rash Guard White

the consistency has been more entertaining than the punch lines as of late, with all due respect
2/5/2024 11:25:09 PM
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Flow Kimonos Feather 3.0 Grey

slow and low.. thats what they used to call me in high school
2/12/2024 7:32:29 AM
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Flow Kimonos Feather 3.0 Grey

how have you been washing since last rolling deals?
2/12/2024 7:32:02 AM
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29Niku "Let's Roll Light III" Spats

i bet your training partners talk about your junk pressing up against them when youre out
2/16/2024 11:31:42 PM
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29Niku "Let's Roll Light III" Spats

you, personally, need not worry
2/16/2024 11:30:56 PM
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Kureiji "Kritters" Rash Guard

i havent properly washed my ass since rolling deals in november due to rationing my 5-pack armbar soap….
2/19/2024 8:02:51 AM
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Kureiji "Kritters" Rash Guard

i dont like your judgey tone, pal
2/19/2024 12:48:53 PM
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93brand "Jiu Jitsu Originals" Casual Gi Pants - Dark Marl Grey

how do you figure?
2/20/2024 10:40:15 AM
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93brand "Jiu Jitsu Originals" Casual Gi Pants - Dark Marl Grey

no rules in the street, pal
2/20/2024 10:39:39 AM
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93brand "Jiu Jitsu Originals" Casual Gi Pants - Dark Marl Grey

make sure the neighborhood women see you
2/20/2024 10:41:04 AM
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93brand "Jiu Jitsu Originals" Casual Gi Pants - Dark Marl Grey

you need to move out of your moms house
2/20/2024 10:40:31 AM
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Kitsune "Heroes" BJJ Gi - Navy Blue Edition

do you want it to include potty breaks?
2/21/2024 6:18:53 PM
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Scramble "BAKA" Rash Guard Black/Seafoam

if eatting ass is wrong, i dont want to be right
2/21/2024 11:00:35 PM
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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Panda - Black

i think youre alright despite what everyone else thinks
2/23/2024 5:31:53 PM
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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Panda - Black

Not sure if you noticed but this comment section is not for discussing the daily deals
2/23/2024 5:31:11 PM
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Flow Kimonos Alpine Pro 2.10 - White

miner*
2/25/2024 11:06:48 PM
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Flow Kimonos Alpine Pro 2.10 - White

u calling me retarded?
2/26/2024 10:06:55 AM
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Flow Kimonos Alpine Pro 2.10 - White

check out this disagreeable white belt
2/25/2024 11:28:00 PM
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Flow Kimonos Alpine Pro 2.10 - White

we are a community of like minded indiviuals… lets not be this way.. 1. can you buy on instagram the afternoon before? no, no you cannot… 2. not going to abandon my family and home to move out west to get daily deals sooner..
2/26/2024 10:06:10 AM
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Tatami "Hybrid Griffin"/ "Need More Hugs" 2pack tee

the world will go on
2/26/2024 11:04:07 PM
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Tatami "Hybrid Griffin"/ "Need More Hugs" 2pack tee

none of yall would say this to my face. buncha cowards
2/27/2024 1:14:00 PM
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Tatami "Hybrid Griffin"/ "Need More Hugs" 2pack tee

100 likes and i’ll do an AMA about if i wear socks when i roll and if I have siblings.
2/27/2024 6:35:32 PM
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Phalanx "Strength and Honor" HPTX Shorts

no one will push my buttons. This is a thing if honor for me. I have let myself down too many times in the past. I am doing this for me. I will advocate for myself. I wi not stop until there is reform
2/27/2024 11:39:35 PM
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Phalanx "Strength and Honor" HPTX Shorts

so weird how people get so triggered by some words from a bjj discount gear app comment section lol
2/28/2024 10:41:50 PM
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Phalanx "Strength and Honor" HPTX Shorts

the world will go on
2/27/2024 11:40:23 PM
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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag (Olive Drab)

several of us whom share similar concerns have banded together. the Coalition Under Mooshu (CUM) for short has decided on Day 10 we will begin boycotting. Please note this is a peaceful demonstration to fufill the needs of the disinfranchized and marginalized eastern seaboarders
2/29/2024 10:17:56 AM
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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag (Olive Drab)

the world will go on like nothing ever happened
2/29/2024 2:48:26 PM
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Meerkatsu Laughing Hannya Kimono - White

easy big fella
2/29/2024 11:18:47 PM
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Meerkatsu Laughing Hannya Kimono - White

Its an honor to have you in CUM, seven stripe. Welcome and god bless.
2/29/2024 11:39:11 PM
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Meerkatsu Laughing Hannya Kimono - White

The world wil go on as if nothing ever happened
3/1/2024 7:24:16 AM
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Venum ELITE Light Gi

fear not
3/1/2024 11:03:59 PM
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Venum ELITE Light Gi

I’m going to subcontract the protest for some interns in CUM. Indonesia labor is quite inexoensive
3/1/2024 11:05:05 PM
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Venum ELITE Light Gi

Read it again. but slowly..
3/1/2024 11:18:34 PM
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Venum ELITE Light Gi

Good Morning Admin. Please allow live stream so I can sit outside with my puckett sign, pour gas on myself and light a cigarette.
3/2/2024 10:10:02 AM
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93brand Monsters Short Sleeve Rash Guard

20 bucks
3/2/2024 11:04:47 PM
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93brand Monsters Short Sleeve Rash Guard

CUM will soffocate the opposition
3/2/2024 11:53:47 PM
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Scramble "BAKA" Shorts Black/Seafoam Green

Life could be dream, life could be dream, shadooby, shadooby, bum, bum, bum
3/4/2024 5:38:20 AM
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Scramble "BAKA" Shorts Black/Seafoam Green

sevenstripe.. allow me the honor of naming my firstborn after you. oss
3/4/2024 12:39:49 PM
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Scramble "BAKA" Shorts Black/Seafoam Green

i would never disgrace my families honor and ruin my red, white and blue blood line
3/4/2024 4:19:41 PM
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Scramble "BAKA" Shorts Black/Seafoam Green

i belive its attention her wants. I had a girlfriend who shared a very sentiment. Had to keep a close eye on that one after the breakup
3/4/2024 6:10:18 PM
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Inverted Gear Lucky Panda Ranked Rash Guard

Why does everyone have a purchase tag, admin? playing dirty, perchance?
3/4/2024 11:04:54 PM
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Phalanx Black Ops Arctic HPTX Shorts

shipping delays from manufactuer. u should get it in a few days.

IM BACK
3/20/2024 8:07:35 AM
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Nation Athletic "90s Babies V2!" Rash Guard

this guy taps to pressure
3/22/2024 9:33:33 AM
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Nation Athletic "90s Babies V2!" Rash Guard

I love the village people!!
3/22/2024 9:34:00 AM
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Progress "Panther" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

i bought dial gold bar soap (3 pack for 6 bucks) from cvs in the interim. My jitsu game is wack now and i feel my skin getting leathery.
3/25/2024 9:19:32 AM
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Phalanx "Matrix" HPTX Shorts

BS
4/3/2024 4:47:44 PM
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Phalanx "Matrix" HPTX Shorts

7/10
4/3/2024 4:48:00 PM
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93brand "Strike" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

wasted talent
4/21/2024 4:41:23 PM
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Progress Academy Plus Kimono (Olive)

coming in hot on fancy speedboats
4/23/2024 12:48:57 PM
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93brand "Standard Issue" Long Sleeve Rashguard 2pack

mitch will never be forgotten. god bless his troubled soul
4/29/2024 9:14:49 AM
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Kitsune "Bloom" Compression-Lined Shorts - Navy

its red panty night at my house tomorrow!! this reminded me to get ready for a special night
4/30/2024 11:33:11 PM
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Tatami Easy Peasy T-Shirt Black

whats the point of doing jiu jitsu if you cant let everyone know that you can easily beat them up and take their women
5/6/2024 10:36:21 AM
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2-PACK of 93brand Standard Issue Rashguards (Black, Smoke Grey)

for science reasons, you should have some respect for yourself.
5/27/2024 11:35:48 PM
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2-PACK of 93brand Standard Issue Rashguards (Black, Smoke Grey)

an entire generation spent hunched over a phone, wacking off each time a semi attractive women pops into their feed. have respect for the female peers in your life. quit cranking the hog and start meaningful relationships based on a mutual budding romance
5/28/2024 11:52:40 AM
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Fuji Oni vs. Anaconda Short Sleeve Rash Guard - Black

man only gets dopamine from watching niche femboy pron that is borderline homosexual at best
5/31/2024 2:01:28 PM
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Fuji Oni vs. Anaconda Short Sleeve Rash Guard - Black

grease the weasel and choke the chicken. two very different types of wacking off
5/31/2024 1:59:55 PM
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Jitsy Club Arctic Camo Long Sleeve Rash Guard

cuz its the brand..
6/9/2024 3:05:19 PM
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Progress "Panther" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

The aeroplane and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in men - cries out for universal brotherhood - for the unity of us all. Even now my voice is reaching millions throughout the world - millions of despairing men, women, and little children - victims of a system that makes men torture and imprison innocent people.
6/15/2024 9:17:48 PM
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Jitsy Club Arctic Digital Camo Shorts

this is brilliant
6/15/2024 11:10:08 PM
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Kitsune Cursive LITE Jiu Jitsu Gi - White/Coral

too bad most ppl who do bjj are dumbasses. such great hunor, with many levels that will go over everyones head. Admin my bday is tmr..can i get some free stuff?
6/22/2024 11:02:22 PM
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Kitsune Cursive LITE Jiu Jitsu Gi - White/Coral

please do
6/23/2024 12:16:56 AM
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Fuji Ultimate Grappling Shorts - Military Green

first time watching brandon speak. its pathetic.. 300M ppl and these are the only candidates?
6/28/2024 12:06:18 AM
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Tatami Recharge Rash Guard - Leopard

leopardddddd. mmm
7/5/2024 11:11:03 PM
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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts

i want to dominate your small body
7/9/2024 3:23:45 PM
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Inverted Gear Spats - Black

im going to ask my dad if he can add more material to the taint area of the shorts. with the level of maturity here, this may be the only option..
7/9/2024 11:33:08 PM
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Inverted Gear Spats - Black

wartribe ranked were the worst offenders
7/10/2024 7:59:03 AM
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29Niku "Let's Roll Light III" Shorts

the pattern is perfect for hiding a large package
7/11/2024 8:05:14 AM
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Progress The Academy Gi - White

im they/them. are u guys comfortable with sharing your pronouns?
7/20/2024 8:22:21 PM
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Progress The Academy Gi - White

just to be clear.. i am voting for DJT
7/20/2024 8:58:23 PM
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93brand Standard Issue Grappling Shorts 2-Pack - Black/Grey

Sir you need to retire. Kamala Harris will take good care of this country
7/22/2024 11:13:58 AM
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93brand Standard Issue Grappling Shorts 2-Pack - Black/Grey

thise are called panties, my friend
7/22/2024 11:14:56 AM
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93brand "Standard Issue" Long Sleeve Rashguard 2pack

fine line between looking tough and like a angsty teen
7/30/2024 5:45:21 PM
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Toro Large Mesh Gym Bag

let Cody process at his own pace
8/4/2024 6:36:25 PM
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Toro Large Mesh Gym Bag

A0 is victim weight
8/4/2024 6:35:16 PM
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93brand Twin Twill Duffel Bag - Black

Adder you sound like a bitch lol
8/11/2024 11:14:00 AM
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93brand Twin Twill Duffel Bag - Black

its august u sicko
8/11/2024 11:14:21 AM
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Continuous Flow "The Darced of US" Spats

match was a joke. Nicky rod will never bear Gordon. Inwould pay money to touch Owen’s thigh
8/17/2024 11:50:22 PM
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