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You know, Joe, that was me, the little girl at the back of the bus. I don't remember you sitting next to me and Tupac. It was another white guy. It was another guy that was white. The guy was white and he sat with me and Tupac. The guy that sat next to me and Tupac was white. The guy was my favorite African American and black like me, his name was Evan or Earl, no it was Elon, Elon Musk was his name. I remember his name was Elon Musk. His name was Elon and he said he was going to invest in a knee pad company so he would have money to build a Time Machine one day so we could go back to those fun times.

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Only BLACK gis matter

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It is black, of course it is big. Proof: it holds ALL my knee pads. Cackle Cackle Cackle

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That's what I said to Willie Brown.

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Nobody gets inside pants quicker than me. Cackle Cackle.

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Sniff it ?? That's my boss. I will slurp it up though. cackle cackle.

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It can fit a couple pairs of my knee pads. cackle cackle. Lord knows I go through those real quick. cackle cackle.

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Oh, you swing both ways, too? I do with Dr Jill. She kisses my husband on the mouth, one big happy family in the WH.

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Thanks for that Jake. See, Joe and I are doing great! We'll take from your taxes another $100 billion for Ukraine.

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I agree. Agree, I do. I think I agree. I am in agreement that I agree. Why, you ask? Ask why and you will agree. It is because I have been told that a retarded house plant is smarter than me.

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Freddie, Freddie, Freddie. Your name is Freddie. I will call you Freddie. Here's the deal, Fred, we are looking to fill a spot in our administration. Besides liking being fingered in your butt, are there any other weird or degenerate fetishes you have. Don't take it wrong, the more the merrier and the higher up you can be placed.

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Cackle Cackle. I used to vape my dope when I was back in college, listening to Tupac. I shouldn't have pulled the dab pen so many times before class. Cackle Cackle. But, you know how much I like to have things in my mouth. Cackle Cackle.

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Cackle Cackle. My boss, not Willie Brown, his wife and I don't get along, my Boss the Big Guy, Joey, his wife dresses all the time like all the sofas I used to get plowed on when I was getting high back in college listening to Tupac and Snoop Dogg. Cackle Cackle. Don't ask about all those black and brown people I locked up for marijuana offenses. Cackle Cackle.

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Jokes on you, American taxpayers. You bought the concertina wire and Joe and I "donated" it (10% back, of course) to Ukraine. Borders, walls and guns are for us, not for you peasants. Cackle Cackle.

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Mr Fuji. I couldn't have said it better myself. It sounds like you're ready for another booster. Cackle Cackle.

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A "stripe" is a sexually transmitted disease, I would know, I've got a couple of those. Cackle Cackle.

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Do you have room in your administration for me? I haven't done anything in my current job, which will be officially over next January. I am eager to suckseed to get a head. I am willing to get on my hands and knees for the job. I like any position. Cackle Cackle

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I don't know what you're saying, but you're speaking my language. Cackle Cackle

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Did somebody say cum? Did somebody say spread? Cackle Cackle

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Hi Barry.

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I'll buy. Meeting place for payment, under your desk ?

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Excuse me. Joe and I are busy working with the admins here on the censorship program with the comment section. Please be patient. We are having a supply line issue with these damn Republicans. The soap is being carried across our southern border and that pesky Texas governor sent your soap by bus with the mules to the wrong city.