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Finishers "Reaper" Rashguard

i vote we overthrow this regime and storm the famed bjj hq warehouse

3/28/2024 5:18:42 PM

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Jitsy Club Arctic Camo Long Sleeve Rash Guard

antifa got mooshupork

3/10/2024 5:56:58 PM

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93brand "HOOKS V6" BJJ Gi - Olive Green

when i’m reading these comments genuinely forget that you rats do jiu jitsu in a gi.

3/5/2024 11:02:08 PM

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Venum ELITE Light Gi

mooshupork is counting sheep while deals are rolling you love to see it

3/1/2024 11:02:26 PM

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Kitsune "Heroes" BJJ Gi - Navy Blue Edition

bjjhq is holding me hostage. i’ve been northsouth mothers milked after attempting to flee. please send help.

2/20/2024 11:03:02 PM

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93brand "HOOKS V6" BJJ Gi - Navy

where is i am crag jone

2/8/2024 12:20:21 AM

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Aesthetic "The Girl" Rash Guard

hella straight

1/7/2024 4:11:53 AM

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Nation Athletic "90s Babies V2!" Rash Guard

tatami gi with free white belt! perfect for you guys!

12/30/2023 2:05:25 PM

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Nation Athletic "90s Babies V2!" Rash Guard

bring on the hetero rash guards

12/29/2023 11:01:34 PM

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Phalanx "Galactic" Spats

12/28/2023 11:04:34 PM

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Tatami Recharge Pink Leopard Print Shorts (shorter inseam)

can someone recommend a size. my waist is 31 and i’m 195 lbs. i’m 6’0 but i have pretty long legs. i also have a short penis but it’s a big longer when i roll with select guys at my gym.

11/7/2023 11:03:19 PM

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Tatami "Onyx" Black Joggers

who would buy this bullshit

9/7/2023 11:04:38 PM

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29Niku "Lets Roll Light" Rash Guard - Vintage Yellow

unbelievable

9/5/2023 11:01:57 PM

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"Heel Hookin" / "Better Pull Guard" T-Shirt 2pack by BJJHQ

do you even butt scoot brah

8/10/2023 11:03:24 PM

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Kitsune Hydro Rashguard

shut up and kiss me already michael

8/18/2023 11:05:06 PM

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Tatami "Onyx" Black Joggers

anyone who wants a pair of joggers dude, you’re clearly gay

9/7/2023 11:08:56 PM

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Tatami "Onyx" Black Joggers

i’m not gay i swear i just think joggers are bullshit

9/7/2023 11:09:10 PM

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Tatami "Onyx" Black Joggers

dude, joggers are dope, you’re just gay

9/7/2023 11:09:26 PM

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Tatami "Onyx" Black Joggers

lmao you’re on bjjhq calling me gay the fuck are you doing nerd? i just got home from tapping three black belts and now i’m having this dimepiece have sex with my penis. sometimes i think i’m not gay enough. fuck off you fucking nerd.

9/7/2023 11:10:45 PM

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Inverted Gear Polka Panda Shorts

i am not impressed by your performance

12/16/2023 5:01:32 PM

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Phalanx "Metric BLK/Red" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

you really thought you did something dumb ass

12/24/2023 2:41:01 AM

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93brand "Butterfly" Gear Bag

put it to you like this. couldn’t fit all the tears of the white belts i wrist locked in the fundamentals class.

1/4/2024 11:12:41 PM

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Future Kimonos "Good Times Bad Times" Rash Guard

get’s the people going

1/24/2024 10:03:53 AM

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29Niku "Let's Roll Light III" Spats

someone in here besmirching america and it’s beer and you have your tail tucked yapping about nonsense

get a grip buddy

2/17/2024 1:04:50 AM