Confucious

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Meerkatsu "Demon Hunter" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



Confucius confused,
Design blues, his mind bemused,
No haiku produced.  
6/10/2024 11:06:56 PM
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Jitsy Club Arctic Camo Long Sleeve Rash Guard



In snow you vanish
In dojo, you look cuckoo
Arctic camo? No.

(Seriously don't buy arctic camo pattern, quite difficult to pair shorts)  
6/8/2024 11:13:29 PM
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Fuji Lightweight Gi - Blue



Lightweight gi delight,
Cheap, yet tough in every fight,
My wallet's best friend.  
6/7/2024 11:11:31 PM
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Tatami "Vortex" T-Shirt - Black



This shirt's quite a sight,
Graphic's odd, far from right,
Fashion's baffling plight.  
5/31/2024 11:16:45 PM
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Fuji Oni vs. Anaconda Short Sleeve Rash Guard - Black



Anaconda's hold,
Strength and beauty in the fold,
Rashguard brave and bold!  
5/30/2024 11:43:54 PM
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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid)



BJJHQ deals,
Enough of duffle bags, please,
Closet overflows.  
5/29/2024 11:10:33 PM
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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag (Olive Drab)



Green duffle packed tight,
Gi and belt ready for fight-
Lost my mouthguard? Fright!  
5/23/2024 11:26:53 PM
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Continuous Flow "The Darced of US" Spats



Ugly BJJ spats, ugh,
Rainbow cats and pizza pies,
Tap out from the cringe.  
5/22/2024 12:00:19 AM
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Scramble "BAKA" Shorts Black/Seafoam Green



"Baka" on my shorts,
Triangle choke locked in tight,
Who's the Baka now, huh?  
5/20/2024 11:13:48 PM
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Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi



Black belt, calm and cool,
White belt flails, tries not to drool-
Panda flips the fool.  
5/19/2024 11:28:28 PM
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93brand Vintage 2.0 Hoodie



Graphs misplaced, oh no!
My hoodie, what a shame it shows,
Fashion fail, I glow.  
5/18/2024 11:14:18 PM
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BJJ Wholesale Darce Short Sleeve Rash Guard



Arm drag, then a twist,
Darce demands your swift retreat,
Violence in mist.  
5/17/2024 11:04:12 PM
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93brand Body Butchers Spats



Body Butchers Spats,
Leglocks in a tight embrace,
Omoplata dance.  
5/13/2024 11:11:55 PM
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Fuji Comp Duffle - Grey and Black Bag



Man who stuff Fuji duffle like Thanksgiving turkey, always find missing socks in gravy boat.  
5/11/2024 11:03:53 PM
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Phalanx "Premier" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



Phalanx premierly tight,
Butterfly sweep, in the fight,
Upside down, pure delight!  
5/10/2024 11:14:25 PM
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Progress "Panther" Shorts - White



Progress Panther strides,
Shorts tight, fart in the wind,
Swift escape opponent seeks.  
5/9/2024 11:11:15 PM
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93brand "Cauli Floral" Rashguard



I said: "Man who wear Cauli Floral Rashguard to fight, may win admiration, but also risk being mistaken for a wandering garden."  
5/8/2024 11:27:13 PM
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Phalanx "Mecha Wars" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



A gear black belts deserve, but not the one they need.   
5/4/2024 11:03:05 PM
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Progress M6 Mark 6 BJJ Gi - Peach



This looks like blasphemy. Why not just nice, clean unbleached color?   
4/29/2024 11:17:02 PM
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Aesthetic "Legacy" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



What the superior man seeks is in himself; what the small man seeks is in others.  
4/26/2024 11:01:32 PM
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Kitsune "Cursive" Jiu Jitsu Gi



"Wherever you go, go with all your heart."  
4/25/2024 11:15:57 PM
1 Comment
Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts



Kitsune "Illusory Python" Compression-Lined Shorts  
4/16/2024 11:01:58 PM
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Finishers Black Standard 2-Layer Shorts



Man who fart in church, sit in his own pew.

  
4/10/2024 11:25:50 PM
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Fuji Suparaito BJJ Gi - Burgundy




  
4/5/2024 8:57:02 AM
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Phalanx "Matrix" HPTX Shorts




Rate my physique.   
4/2/2024 11:06:51 PM
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Phalanx "Matrix" HPTX Shorts



Repeat after me— “We are sorry that we forgot about Phalanx Winter Soldier Shorts, again.”
Seriously we need whole set fashion in warring states period alright?   
4/2/2024 11:04:32 PM
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Inverted Gear Panda 400 BJJ Gi - White



Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
  
4/1/2024 11:25:31 PM
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Finishers "Reaper" Rashguard



Man who run in front of car, get tired.  
3/27/2024 11:10:36 PM
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Finishers "Reaper" Rashguard



Meh  
3/27/2024 11:09:18 PM
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Tatami Success Zip Hoodie - Black




Rate my rear naked chok in  
3/26/2024 11:47:58 PM
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Kitsune "Cursive MK2" BJJ Gi - Black



Confucius say, cow with no legs, ground beef  
3/25/2024 11:01:01 PM
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Progress "Panther" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



That's a good looking rashguard.   
3/24/2024 11:03:17 PM
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Phalanx Black Ops Arctic HPTX Shorts



Two hardest No Gi gear to pair with--
Phalanx Black Ops Arctic HPTX Shorts, and
Phalanx Winter Soldier Rashguard
Seriously we need a matching rashguard and a shorts to pair with these purchases.
When??  
3/19/2024 11:44:53 PM
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Phalanx Black Ops Arctic HPTX Shorts



Does this pair well with the Phalanx Winter Soldier? That rashie seems hard to pair but this one looks nice.   
1/8/2024 11:07:46 PM
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Nation Athletic "90s Babies V2!" Shorts



Dojo of electric eel bungalow proudly presents to you "90s Babies V2!" Shorts  
12/4/2023 11:13:01 PM
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Nation Athletic "90s Babies V2!" Shorts



Dojo of electric eel bungalow  
12/4/2023 11:12:13 PM
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Kitsune Hydro Rashguard



Whoever said this gay is gay  
11/4/2023 11:07:13 PM
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Kitsune Kimonos "Dragon" Jiu Jitsu Gi - Unbleached Edition



A clean, unbleached light gi! Nice.   
10/3/2023 11:11:04 PM
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Phalanx "Galactic" Spats

I love this Haiku. It is full of flavor.
6/15/2023 11:49:52 PM
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Inverted Gear "Panda 400" BJJ Gi - Black

I will buy the unbleached one for sure.
10/20/2023 11:06:59 AM
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Kitsune Hydro Rashguard

bb= bareback
11/4/2023 11:19:53 PM
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Kitsune Hydro Rashguard

You must be the type of guy proposing drag queen reading sessions with kindergarten kids
11/4/2023 11:26:06 PM
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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid) - Black

That's no-gi shorts if you identify yourself as a gi. It even has "construct" and "convertible" in its name.
11/9/2023 11:36:01 PM
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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid) - Black

If you shit in it nobody would find out because it seals in all the flavor of your gi.
11/9/2023 11:28:53 PM
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Phalanx "Winter Soldier" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Not cool
11/28/2023 11:12:06 PM
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Kitsune "Dragon" Hoodie

Confucious is American. Look at his name-- Confucious actual Chinese name is "Zhongni", which is basically Johnny. So yeah he's American af, and you should care.
1/20/2024 11:22:02 PM
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Scramble Base-K BJJ Gi - Ninja Black

This is pretty good. So Mexico, Canada and what?
3/17/2024 11:20:25 PM
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Phalanx "Interrupter" HPTX Shorts

That's why in our country, Russia, we call shorts and pants interrupters. For example, "Putin's interrupters are especially erupting today."
3/23/2024 11:35:48 PM
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Progress "Panther" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Up to my ***
3/24/2024 11:18:21 PM
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Kitsune "Cursive MK2" BJJ Gi - Black

Halo my disciple. How's your life in Murica huh?
3/25/2024 11:28:47 PM
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Kitsune "Cursive MK2" BJJ Gi - Black

@StallGuard he is Mr. Ho. Big Ho sound like a garden implement.
3/25/2024 11:29:56 PM
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Kitsune "Cursive MK2" BJJ Gi - Black

Thank you. Yes, he is very filthy. And Gae.
3/26/2024 2:17:12 PM
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Kitsune "Cursive MK2" BJJ Gi - Black

Confucious Chinese. Confucious no understand murican monopoly.
3/25/2024 11:23:55 PM
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Kitsune "Cursive MK2" BJJ Gi - Black

Yes yes, "DeFiniTelynOtGAY"
3/26/2024 2:16:22 PM
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Finishers "Reaper" Rashguard

I'll never be him. My pronouns are she and not her.
3/27/2024 11:28:54 PM
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Finishers "Reaper" Rashguard

I was born in 551 BCE and Mongol invasion was in 1205 AD. But I do hope you don't run in front of car.
3/27/2024 11:40:07 PM
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Finishers "Reaper" Rashguard

I like stir fry bear paws.
3/28/2024 11:56:00 AM
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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag - Navy/Black

Meh
3/28/2024 11:23:19 PM
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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag - Navy/Black

I said Meth, not Math. It really helps with the "division".
3/28/2024 11:24:21 PM
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Phalanx "Flow Field" HPTX Shorts

He stole my book
3/30/2024 12:49:37 AM
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BJJ Wholesale Leglock Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Eww
4/5/2024 11:19:00 PM
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Half Sumo X HQ Year of the Tiger Spats

Will there be Phalanx Winter Soldier Ultralight RIZR Shorts?
4/12/2024 11:06:34 PM
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Progress Sugar Skull Rash Guard

I did not.
4/15/2024 11:06:25 PM
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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts

Or something else
4/16/2024 11:02:16 PM
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Tatami ANIP Hoodie

Thank you Vegandude23.
4/25/2024 10:13:25 AM
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Tatami ANIP Hoodie

I honestly never said that.
4/25/2024 10:14:10 AM
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Tatami ANIP Hoodie

But good post nonetheless.
4/25/2024 12:47:40 PM
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Kitsune "Cursive" Jiu Jitsu Gi

Good for you A0matters, good for you.
4/26/2024 10:43:00 AM
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Phalanx "Mecha Wars" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Good shit keep on my disciple you made me proud
5/4/2024 11:04:14 PM
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Phalanx "Mecha Wars" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I don’t remember you paid tuition. Fake disciple confirmed.
5/4/2024 11:03:39 PM
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Tatami Tanjun BJJ Gi - White

What a disgrace you are.
5/7/2024 11:02:49 PM
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Progress "Panther" Shorts - White

Japanese haiku= weak Chinese poem
5/10/2024 11:25:03 AM
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Fuji Comp Duffle - Grey and Black Bag

*as lame as this product*
5/12/2024 8:58:45 AM
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BJJ Wholesale Darce Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Couldn’t take criticism when you posted a shitty “Confucius joke” last time AP? ;)
5/18/2024 9:26:51 AM
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93brand Vintage 2.0 Hoodie

Yes, it's a shame that the graphs are in front...
5/18/2024 11:12:01 PM
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Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi

Ouch
5/19/2024 11:28:42 PM
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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag (Olive Drab)

That's on you, yes. Easy for Confucious, Haiku is.
5/24/2024 9:26:21 AM
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2-PACK of 93brand Standard Issue Rashguards (Black, Smoke Grey)

*sparringly*
5/28/2024 10:16:46 AM
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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid)

Japanese Haiku= Weak Chinese poem
5/30/2024 8:13:04 AM
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Tatami "Vortex" T-Shirt - Black

Thank you. "(where) three people walk, (there) must be my teacher (among them)."
5/31/2024 11:47:52 PM
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Tatami "Vortex" T-Shirt - Black

*is
6/1/2024 9:44:38 AM
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Fuji Lightweight Gi - Blue

Canada, the land of forsaken.
6/7/2024 11:38:02 PM
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Progress Academy Plus Hybrid Shorts - Black

I said no double posts on BJJHQ.
6/11/2024 11:12:05 PM
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Continuous Flow Akiimura Rash Guard

Jiu Jizz Tsu
6/12/2024 11:49:17 PM
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Fuji Oni vs. Anaconda Short Sleeve Rash Guard - Red

Thank you.
6/13/2024 11:41:16 PM
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