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Finishers Black Standard 2-Layer Shorts

Finisher?

Hardly know er

9/12/2024 1:05:10 AM

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Continuous Flow Arm Bar-Bee Rash Guard

What the hell is even that?

7/24/2024 12:14:43 PM

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Meerkatsu "Demon Hunter" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

People who wear this kind of stuff don’t even try to pass guard

6/10/2024 11:01:06 PM

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BJJ Tees Random T-Shirt 2PACK

I know we cant have fire deals everyday, but i mean

dongs

9/22/2023 12:23:04 AM

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93brand Fleeced Joggers 2.0

Would you

8/27/2023 5:09:51 PM

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Kitsune "Barrage" Gear Bag - Brown

Alright whos got it. Tell us how it is

8/9/2023 11:15:19 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Im conflicted about this purchase

7/9/2023 1:35:10 AM

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Kitsune "Bloom" Gi - Royal Blue

Boooo

5/4/2023 11:09:23 PM

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Tatami Recharge Leopard Print Shorts (HQ exclusive cut)

Dear BJJ HQ Gods,

If you love us

If you like us even a little bit

Toss us a dope black long sleeve rashie with minimal graphics tomorrow to match these fire shorts 🔥

5/3/2023 11:46:09 PM

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Half Sumo X HQ Year of the Tiger LS Rashguard

Down vote me into oblivion

Looks like ed hardy on a rash guard

5/1/2023 11:10:19 PM

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Finishers "Reaper" Hoodie Limited Edition

Them: new hoodie
Me: by who
Them: Finishers
Me: got the reaper?
Them: yes, like the rash guard

Me: reap my wallet

4/3/2023 11:16:20 PM

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Tatami Enjoy Your Flight Rashguard

Its like the people who they let design shit are either the biggest weebs or think we, as the target audience, are the biggest weebs

3/22/2023 12:40:35 AM

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Phalanx "Black ops" Spats Mens/Ladies

Them: new spats
Me: what color
Them: black grey camo

Me: where we droppin boys

3/6/2023 11:50:52 PM

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2-PACK of 93brand Standard Issue Rashguards (Black, Smoke Grey)

Them: new rashies
Me: good look?
Them: danaher but chill
Me: good deal?
Them: 2-for-1
Me: what brand
Them: the goose one

Me: alright im in

2/23/2023 2:28:08 AM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda

Them: new gi
Me: by who
Them: inverted
Me: bought the last one
Them: doesnt matter
Me: what color
Them: doesnt matter
Me: wife will be mad
Them: doesnt matter

Me:

Me: alright im in

2/22/2023 1:18:28 AM

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Sapien Spats - Black/Grey/Blue

Volk actually won #stopthesteal

2/12/2023 1:32:36 AM

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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

Them: new gi
Me: what color
Them: sus zebra
Me: No thx im a top

player

2/10/2023 11:43:09 PM

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93brand "Emblem" Panel Hat

Help Patricio i don’t know how im feeling where is your guidance

2/5/2023 3:07:08 AM

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Inverted Gear 'Panda 400' BJJ Gi - Unbleached

Them: new gi
Me: what color
Them: dishrag

Me: alright im in

2/2/2023 12:11:40 AM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Rashguard

Let’s all down vote buru nyuu into oblivion to show our disdain for this rashie

1/29/2023 2:27:04 AM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey

Its that fucking unicorn again

1/27/2023 11:14:02 AM

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Finishers "Reaper" Rashguard

LFG this is sexy

1/19/2023 1:44:38 AM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts

Try hards will wear these inside out

1/12/2023 1:59:50 AM

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93brand "Art of War" Spats

Nothing more screams war than guys in tights

12/15/2022 3:43:33 AM

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Kitsune Hydro Rashguard

This will make me totally looky edgy bro

12/12/2022 11:33:24 PM

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Scramble "Standard Issue" Gi

Its $80 for a pretty damn decent gi

Y’all like dongs

12/8/2022 11:29:57 PM

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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

Man… now they’re recycling on us.

Only a matter of time before that damn unicorn is back again

12/6/2022 12:49:29 AM

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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

I’m not going to buy it but i like it

12/1/2022 11:09:48 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

That khabib?

11/26/2022 7:04:55 AM

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Tatami Vengeance Hoodie - Sand

Wonder why it’s only 29 bucks

11/22/2022 1:40:27 AM

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Phalanx "Thrash" Spats

Thrash or trash

11/18/2022 12:07:03 AM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - White

Even the model was too ashamed to show his face

11/7/2022 5:16:52 AM

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93brand "Strong Snake" Bag

Exactly what i need, another bag

11/4/2022 3:50:10 PM

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Tatami Estilo 6.0 BJJ Gi - Black/Purple

That guy’s name is Estilo

10/9/2022 11:01:51 PM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black

Whats wrong with things plastering your ass ?

10/14/2022 11:30:00 PM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - White

He did not buy this deal

11/7/2022 5:18:05 AM

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Toro "Kraken" Shorts

I don’t understand you

11/8/2022 11:47:13 PM

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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

Cuckees

11/22/2022 11:17:35 PM

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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

You mean like yourself, who bought the deal?

11/22/2022 11:16:47 PM

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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

Really? Me too

Fuck soap

11/27/2022 7:15:33 AM

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93brand "Art of War" Spats

God damn it

12/15/2022 3:44:48 AM

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Scramble "3D Logo" Long Sleeve Rashguard

Same. It’s an essential part of my game.

12/17/2022 10:26:03 PM

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Scramble "Saku Soccer" Rashguard

https://youtu.be/BDMM-WMYIDE

12/20/2022 6:40:27 PM

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Scramble "Athlete" Gi Ecru (Unbleached Special Edition)

The animal they got it frlm

12/20/2022 11:30:17 PM

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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag (Olive Drab)

And its fifty now

Thanks biden

2/13/2023 2:27:17 AM

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93brand Hooks V5 Gi - Unbleached

There’s a shit ton of sizing options

2/20/2023 12:01:35 AM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Love the scramble and progress stuff

2/26/2023 3:53:20 PM

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Tatami Obsolete Gi

So 2012s jits

3/17/2023 3:19:17 AM

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Phalanx "King Olive" RIZR Shorts

Yes

4/27/2023 1:55:54 AM

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Phalanx "Rogue Squad" Spats

Meta

5/2/2023 11:00:43 PM

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Tatami Recharge Leopard Print Shorts (HQ exclusive cut)

You’re a pretty fart smeller,

You’ll figure it out

5/3/2023 11:40:00 PM

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Tatami Recharge Leopard Print Shorts (HQ exclusive cut)

????

5/3/2023 11:47:19 PM

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Kitsune "Bloom" Gi - Royal Blue

im a cry baby ill stop

5/4/2023 11:09:54 PM

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"Heel Hookin" / "Better Pull Guard" T-Shirt 2pack by BJJHQ

theres a bowser ha ha :@-)

8/11/2023 3:34:13 AM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Panda - Black

But then what are we suppose to do about the straps on the bag we made for the belt

8/23/2023 11:32:35 PM

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Fuji Comp Duffle - Grey and Black Bag

Wonder if this is travel on size?

5/12/2024 10:03:06 AM

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Future Kimonos V1.0 Rash Guard Black

Ok

6/7/2024 10:29:30 PM

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Jitsy Club Arctic Camo Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Yeah. Really fuckin lame brand

Rip these people apart

6/9/2024 8:41:13 PM

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