Prezident Byden

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Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi - Mint/Green



What a beautiful color, man! Reminds me of-of-of-of an island an old friend of ours owned once before uh… before he really and totally killed himself, man! He did! He-he-he totally killed himself!  
1/24/2023 7:34:18 AM
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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats



ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz  
1/22/2023 11:00:12 PM
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Tatami Kimuras T-Shirt - Royal Blue



Hey hey hey I love this shirt, man! Reminds me of of of of a show I used to love! Used to have Hunter over and and and I would pop up some popcorn, man! Turn on the tube it-it-it-it was pageants and and and……  
1/14/2023 5:21:38 AM
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Scramble Varsity Gi - White



Oooh look here, man! Reminds me of of of back in 19-19-….62. The the the Padres just won their their first Super Bowl and and and…. look! Enough of the gobbledygook, Jack! I-I-I-I rolled with 8 different presidents in something like this… 2 of ‘em intimately. This this this karate suit will get you subs in a jiffy, man! BUY IT!  
1/13/2023 7:29:04 AM
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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



Look! Folks! This show! Used to watch this show back in in in in 1967 when I was the the speaker of the of the of the…..The San Francisco Lakers had just won the World Series, man! Times were great!  
1/9/2023 10:14:58 AM
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Tatami Azure Dragon Rashguard



Happy Easter! I hope you all have another great year of of of of of karate, man!  
1/1/2023 8:55:05 AM
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Tatami Azure Dragon Rashguard



I used to wear a shirt like this back when I was a lifeguard! Prevented sun burns on my on my on my CORN POP saw me in this shirt and he knew I wasn’t playing around, Jack!  
1/1/2023 8:42:31 AM
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Phalanx "Distorsion" Rashguard



VADAKALKEIR!  
12/31/2022 7:35:59 AM
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Fuji Suparaito Gi Black
(Worldwide Edition)




TRUINANASHINOFDAPRESHUR!  
12/30/2022 7:05:29 AM
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Kitsune Hydro Rashguard



BURUUUUU NYUUUUUUUU  
12/13/2022 12:46:25 PM
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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi



Where is Buru Nyuuu guy?  
12/1/2022 6:59:18 PM
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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - White



Even the Buru Nyuuu guy had enough of this one  
11/7/2022 4:41:53 PM
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Scramble Nostromo Long Sleeve Rashguard



I saw “CRT” and bought 12 of them so I wouldn’t be seen as racist  
11/5/2022 7:45:17 AM
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Tatami Success Zip Hoodie - Black

Where can I get one?
9/29/2022 7:25:37 AM
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Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard

Açaí And Jesus
10/31/2022 7:27:26 AM
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93brand "Strong Snake" Bag

If they had a “govern me harder, daddy” bag you would by it.
11/4/2022 8:24:07 PM
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93brand "Strong Snake" Bag

OrAnGe MaN bAd
11/4/2022 8:17:57 PM
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93brand "Strong Snake" Bag

Someone in these comments for sure has the answer
11/4/2022 8:21:45 PM
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93brand Coffee Mugs Set

The design is for people who don’t want to be controlled by a tyrannical government. Research, retards.
11/16/2022 5:25:42 PM
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93brand Coffee Mugs Set

Okay, retard
11/16/2022 8:41:22 PM
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Scramble "Kano" Judo-Inspired BJJ Gi

Yes! He’s back!
12/7/2022 2:13:52 PM
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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Buru did nothing wrong
12/16/2022 8:49:19 AM
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Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi

I like where this is going
12/19/2022 9:35:51 AM
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Scramble "Athlete" Gi Ecru (Unbleached Special Edition)

Ecru Nyuuuu
12/21/2022 7:21:22 AM
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Phalanx "State" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Buru!
12/24/2022 11:54:07 AM
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Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda - All Black

Keep up steam, Buru. Fuck the haters.
12/26/2022 4:04:05 PM
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Phalanx "Distorsion" Rashguard

Shut up you stupid bastard look. I wore this same shirt back in 19 uh uh 7 7 7 78 82, man.
12/31/2022 10:52:46 AM
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Tatami Azure Dragon Rashguard

Hey hey hey hey you son of a bitch! Nobody talks about my President Marak Wutang Oblonga like that, man! He he he was born right here in the good ole… the good ole… ahhh you know the place!
1/1/2023 8:40:13 AM
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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Listen here, Jack! The the the soap factory just wants their fair share! Stop your malarkey you dog face pony solider! And you shut your mouth too, Guy from down under!
1/2/2023 6:53:30 AM
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Tatami OBSOLETE Gi Black

Heeey come on, you potato headed trolly rider! The economy is fine, jack! There is no inflation! You you you you just have to pay a little more for your karate suit so so so so the the… you know.
1/3/2023 7:51:55 AM
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Tatami OBSOLETE Gi Black

I almost slept through the whole thing, man!
1/3/2023 7:53:20 AM
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Phalanx "Sharp" HPTX Shorts

Hey hey hey hey what did I tell you before you pudding face cat wrangler! I will not stand here and let you talk bad about my friend and former vice principle Bikerack Umaga! I’m tired of your malarkey, Jack!
1/4/2023 1:08:18 PM
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Phalanx "Sharp" HPTX Shorts

This is how how how this works, man. Uh uh uh a karate thing is for sale on this internet web place, man, and and and these people who who are all threats to our democracy blame me for the price increases but they buy them anyways.
1/4/2023 12:59:35 PM
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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

Sniff! Sniff!
1/6/2023 7:36:49 AM
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"Jiu Jitsu Saves" T-Shirt 2-PACK by BJJTees

Listen up, Jack! Extreme Krav-MAGA extremists don’t just threaten our uh our uh. Ya know. Martial arts! Krav-MAGA extremists will take away your knife! They will take away your ice cream, man, look! Folks!
1/7/2023 4:55:25 PM
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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Hey hey hey hey, man! Listen! Your comment is lame! If if if you were a a a a frac….. ah….. *cough cough *
A fraction as smart as as as the smartest man I know, Hunter, then YOU would have a better comment, Jack! THIS IS MALARKEY!
1/9/2023 10:11:04 AM
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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts

Listen, jack! You need to to to to get to the level I am on where people wipe it for you, man! It’s great!
1/12/2023 11:08:16 AM
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Tatami Fraction Rashguard

Listen, pal! The people voted! And-and-and voting is the most fair and free thing to do in this karate democracy, man! If-if-if anyone knows that it’s ME, Joey B! Most votes in-in-in history, Jack!
1/15/2023 11:22:45 AM
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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Hey hey hey hey!!! Who is this imposter, man? There is only 1 Donald Trump beatin, ice cream eatin, bike trail blazin, tax raisin son of a gun, pal! That better not be you, Corn Pop!
1/22/2023 8:09:36 PM
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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Don’t provoke me, jack! I will take ya out back behind the ole High School gymnasium and spank you like ah- ah- ah Ma… ahh…. That Ali fella there.
1/22/2023 10:50:50 PM
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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Listen, pal! Shut up and pay your COVID tax, Jack! We are………….
*cough cough cough cough*
still in the middle of-of-of a pandemic, man! Don’t be a scallywag! It’s it’s it’s uhhhhh…..
1/22/2023 8:28:56 PM
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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Hey there, pal! Ill talk to my pal President, uhh President? Pauhhh… uhhh. *cough cough*
Whats his name there!? Prime Sinister Dustin Trado, man! I will see if i can help you out with your karate soap, slick!
1/22/2023 10:37:39 PM
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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

Listen here, Jiushitsu! Don’t be such a wrinkler, Jack! My-my-my good friend, uhhh…..
*cough cough cough cough*
Uhhhh…. Gav… uhhh… the President of California is a great man! He is working hard to-to-to keep that cost of living down, pal! You’re welcome!
1/23/2023 7:42:14 AM
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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

Listen, pal! Don’t be such a scamp! I-I-I-I will be getting on the uh… the phone today and I’ll talk to my good friend, uh uh uh… Prez-uh-uh….Dustin Trudo! I will say to him, “Listen, Jack! Dont’t be such stingbum! Let’s open these borders and get these great Canadian people some of these karate mats!” My son Hunter said he has rolled hard on these uh….mats with all of his friends and he says they work great even when they do get wet! Come on, man! Mats should be for everybody!
1/23/2023 7:33:50 AM
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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey

Look, folks! The-the-the FBI isn’t going to come search your laptop if you buy this uh…uh karate suit! And-and-and if you do buy this karate suit and you have problems with your laptop…just break it into a million pieces, man! Don’t be a nincompoop and take it to a-a-a computer repair shop and leave it there! It might lead to more problems, Jack!
1/27/2023 7:47:27 AM
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Aesthetic Tie Dye Rashguard

Look, man! With all the jobs I created uhhh…and-and-and the strong ummm economy I created someone should be wealthy enough to buy all these up!
1/29/2023 7:11:43 AM
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Kitsune "Bloom" Compression-Lined Shorts - Navy

Hey hey hey, Tatanka uhhhh…. Blanca??? Hey, look! My good pal, Tristan Prudo is doing a hell of a job up-up uhhh up there in the-the-the…. The country up there, man! It’s cold there, pal! He can fix these issues and then uhhhh…huh? Where was I?
1/31/2023 1:25:54 PM
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Kitsune "Bloom" Compression-Lined Shorts - Navy

Look, HQ-GOD! Hey, pal! It’s good to-to-to-to hear that things are looking get better! If anyone knows anything about Building Back Better it’s-it’s-it’s me, Joey B! Myself and my Wife Present Kamal…uhhhh. You know…my….uhhhh…..uhhh…
WE CAN HELP YOU BUILD BACK BETTER, MAN!
1/31/2023 7:54:23 AM
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Kitsune "Bloom" Compression-Lined Shorts - Navy

That’s right, Patricio! That’s why I-I-I-I uhhh…. I uh created a record number of those, man! Jobs! Build back butter, Jack!
1/31/2023 1:20:47 PM
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