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Kureiji "Kritters" Rash Guard

"Kritters", what T-U-C-K-I-T puts in his butt.

2/18/2024 11:15:55 PM

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Tatami Tanjun BJJ Gi - Black

T-U-C-K-I-T is devastated with the past weekends news that Dick Butkus has died. He was not only his childhood hero, but a way of life. Yes, T-U-C-K-I-T is also a bear and will carry on the tradition of dick-butt kissing.

10/9/2023 11:30:59 PM

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93brand C-SPEC "Body Butchers" Gi

Question for the Sammy cucks - did you guys hide in the closet or sit right on the bed when he screwed your wives/girlfriends ??

9/20/2023 7:45:06 PM

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Nation Athletic "Murder Yoga" T-Shirt

6'1" - 180, wearing a medium ?!?!

3/14/2023 12:24:43 AM

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Phalanx "Metric" Short Sleeve Rash Guard - Black/Red

What ?!? No nipples or cock bulges showing .... what are all the weird perverts going to do ???

8/11/2022 11:25:01 PM

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Fuji "XTR Extreme" Short Sleeve Rash Guard - Black

Joke Biden's sponsor shirt would have many more logos: i.e.: China, Ukraine, Russia, pharmaceutical companies, MSM, Taliban, Iran, Palestine, commie Soros, WHO, WEF . . . . (partial list)

7/2/2022 1:04:18 AM

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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Blue

Hey, Snowflake Frank . . . Did you read the description ?? Reinforced knees. That's right up your alley.

3/14/2022 11:12:00 PM

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PROGRESS "Sportif" Black/Green Shorts

Progress is when you think you don't quite fit into the 40 something different genders AND then they ADD 18 more genders for you to choose from, YAY.

Confusion=Delusion

3/13/2022 5:00:33 PM

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Aesthetic "Kikko" BJJ Gi - Black

Your mom wasn't bad for 90 bucks !!

3/1/2022 2:56:07 AM

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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Blue

You really are stupid. "Right up your alley" means it pertains to you. Alas, we all know you suck at reading comprehension and grammar, for that matter. You suck, Frank. Yes, pun intended.

3/15/2022 8:06:49 AM

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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Blue

Projection. "The unconscious transfer of one's own desires or emotions to another person."

Frank, I'm sure you have had your Psychiatrist talk with you about this. You should have them increase the dosage of your psychotropic medications.

There was no slang in any of my posts. And, by your last response you are actually proving that you are a fucking imbecile.

3/15/2022 10:55:44 AM

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Nine Lives "Leg Lock Club" Rash Guard

I guess it's true, you did take the short bus to school. The sizing info is listed right there.

3/18/2022 11:11:01 PM

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Aesthetic Floral Dragon Fight Shorts

YES !!! You will get many happy endings wearing these, from guys.

4/20/2022 12:14:09 PM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda

Yes. Very important video: Watch the Water

4/26/2022 11:03:28 PM

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Phalanx "Giallo" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

It's the commie liberals that are burning, looting & murdering, again !!!!

5/5/2022 2:14:45 AM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

What a sad reason to come here, for a guy continuing to ask for Panda gear and another that just writes dongs. Yeah, I'll listen to you "heavy sarcasm" ..... SDSTFU

5/9/2022 4:49:04 PM

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Scramble Nostromo Long Sleeve Rashguard

Let him have a stroke of your cock ?? Ummm, ok, you do you.

8/17/2022 2:56:08 AM

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Tatami Original Grey Camo Hat

SmithinMN is donating his likeness to be the face of the dong.

8/27/2022 8:58:00 PM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts

I'm more worried about SmithinMN thinking we are in a civilized society.

9/23/2022 10:55:36 PM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black

Sorry, Adder, but I never had and never will have dongs inside of me. You do you, bruh. Err, dongs do you. ??

10/15/2022 11:15:54 AM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black

TUNIT - does lots of tricks at the skate park. Turns tricks is more like it. He uses his mouth and ass under the half pipe to make $5 bucks.

10/15/2022 1:39:04 PM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black

TUNIT - the retard douchebag who wears a helmet, even when he's not at a skate park. "I'm really special, mommy, right ????"

10/15/2022 9:03:57 PM

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BJJTees 2 Pack-Shirts (Yellow/Black)

I guess that could be you, "technically a male", but not really after your gender dysphoria trans surgery gone wrong and now you're even uglier both on the inside and the outside.

10/16/2022 12:06:43 AM

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BJJTees 2 Pack-Shirts (Yellow/Black)

Metellus - you're a retard if you think tunit is funny. His replies are the grade school, 'I know you are, but what am I". TUNIT is Skippy.

10/16/2022 8:30:56 PM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

Fans ?!? You're a delusional CUCK !!! GFY, you homo shit eating loser. You're the fanboy to Jimmy shitstains, replying to his comment 5 minutes later ?!? No life POS.

10/17/2022 8:19:18 PM

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Fuji Comp Convertible Backpack Duffle

TUNIT- you aren't really good at this. You patting yourself on the back other day and now this. I don't know what game you are talking about, and since you do and the "K/D" stats, you only outed yourself as the loser here. Give your phone back to your mother and play with yourself some more.

10/18/2022 11:00:10 AM

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93brand "Strong Snake" Bag

"bRo WaS tHe GoAt" .... HaHa .... He was so great you don't even remember what he annoyingly wrote dozens and dozens of times: c spec when ?

3/19/2023 12:11:46 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Rashguard 2-PACK (Black, Burgundy)

Embrace it then. That's good enough to be eligible for a position in the fraudulent administration currently occupying the White House.

4/20/2023 10:03:11 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Rashguard 2-PACK (Black, Burgundy)

Must have just had another Fauxi booster recently. RIP "died suddenly"

4/20/2023 10:00:33 PM

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Ground Game Bushido 3.0 Long Sleeve Rashguard

You use padding, between your legs. That's why they hired you to be Transportation Secretary Pete ButtJuice's fluffer.

6/27/2023 2:12:48 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Shorts 2-PACK

Rolling, Blueberry and Smith: cry more, pillow biters

6/29/2023 10:25:17 AM

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Meerkatsu "Demon Hunter" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Just breathe slowly & bend over. And, lots of KY.

7/27/2023 11:42:54 AM

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Nation Athletic "Tiger Roar" Shorts

L-O-S-E-R go put Jimmy Stoole's dingleberries back in your mouth

7/31/2023 6:54:40 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Purple

Are you a retard ? It's supposed to be tight. Pencil thighs would have them flapping in the wind - NOT how you're supposed to wear them.

8/5/2023 11:37:55 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Purple

T-U-N-I-T
The Ugliest Nerd In Town

8/6/2023 4:00:54 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Purple

Dummy, it's 3Stripe and he had it on his fingers, lost it in your mom and your mom passed it on to my mouth, Yummy.

8/6/2023 9:04:28 PM

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Kitsune "Barrage" Gear Bag - Brown

Ask: SmithinMN, he buys all the bags, so he can carry around all his boyfriends dildos.

8/10/2023 12:07:18 AM

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Nation Athletic "Death Cuddle Jiu Jitsu" Rash Guard

You don't bang girls. You are gayer than Richard Simmons and Dylan Mulvaney's love child.

8/15/2023 5:53:28 PM

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Nation Athletic "Death Cuddle Jiu Jitsu" Rash Guard

You joke about a guy taking a shit on your body, and I am the fruity one ?!? You are delusional.

8/15/2023 7:23:00 PM

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Ground Game Bushido 3.0 Long Sleeve Rashguard

Found the brainwashed sheep: President TRUMP had inflation down to 1.5%. Biden had it up to 9.1%

8/18/2023 11:19:47 AM

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Ground Game Bushido 3.0 Long Sleeve Rashguard

TRUMP:
30 yr mortgage rates = 2.65%
Jobs created first 30 months = 4.9 million
Manufacturing job first 30 months = 454 thousand

Biden:
30 yr mortgage rates = 7.51%
Jobs created first 30 months = 2.1 million
Manufacturing jobs first 30 months = 204 thousand

Gas prices !!!! HaHaHaHa
Biden SUCKS !!!!!!!!!

8/18/2023 7:02:44 PM

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Flow Kimonos Alpine Pro 2.0 - Navy Blue

Your lederhosen are too tight, ShitinMN.

8/21/2023 1:14:16 PM

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Sheepdog Response Roll-Out FUJI Mats 10' x 10'

T-U-N-I-T uses the tape to tuck his little weiner between his legs.

8/24/2023 11:37:34 PM

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Sheepdog Response Roll-Out FUJI Mats 10' x 10'

T-U-N-I-T isn't denying it. You ugly Incel, who gets off on Jimmy's excrement.

8/25/2023 11:26:54 AM

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Tatami "Onyx" Black Joggers

T-U-N-I-T = If all the village idiots, from all the villages, left their villages, and made their own village, of idiots. In that village, you would be the village idiot.

9/8/2023 3:59:36 AM

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Tatami "Onyx" Black Joggers

T-U-N-I-T = If all the village CUCKS , from all the villages, left their villages, and made their own village, of CUCKS. In that village, you would be the village CUCK

9/8/2023 4:02:12 AM

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Tatami "Onyx" Black Joggers

T-U-N-I-T = If all the village glory hole ankle grabbers, from all the villages glory holes, left their villages glory holes , and made their own village glory hole . In that village, you would be that villages ankle grabber

9/8/2023 4:08:34 AM

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Tatami "Vortex" T-Shirt - Black

T-U-N-I-T: If all the village idiots, from all the villages, left their villages, and made their own village, of idiots. In that village, you would be the village idiot.

9/10/2023 8:35:02 PM

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Tatami "Vortex" T-Shirt - Black

T-U-N-I-T: If all the village cucks, from all the villages, left their villages, and made their own village, of cucks. In that village, you would be the village cuck.

9/10/2023 8:36:06 PM

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Tatami "Vortex" T-Shirt - Black

T-U-N-I-T: If all the village glory hole ankle grabbers, from all the villages, left their village glory holes, and made their own village. In that village, you would be the village glory hole ankle grabber.

9/10/2023 8:37:37 PM

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Phalanx "Matrix" HPTX Shorts

Would you just look at it ... look at IT. Just look at that T-U-N-I-T retard

9/15/2023 8:29:16 PM

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Tatami "ANIP" Hoodie - Black

The Ukrainian hooker has a name, it's T-U-N-I-T

9/17/2023 12:23:29 AM

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BJJ Tees Random T-Shirt 2PACK

That's the complete opposite of what you say when you're manning the glory hole.

9/21/2023 11:18:39 PM

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BJJ Tees Random T-Shirt 2PACK

11:18 is late ? What are you 90 years old ?

9/22/2023 2:57:46 PM

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BJJ Tees Random T-Shirt 2PACK

You heard that from your mom? She taps out when I apply too much pressure. Might buy this deal so I'll have something to wipe up with after I'm done servicing her. I was using your toothbrush before, but I think you like that.

9/22/2023 3:40:23 PM

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BJJ Tees Random T-Shirt 2PACK

Remember the last time I made you a sandwich ? Yes, the time your dad put his meat in a hotdog bun. No, that wasn't mayo. Ohhh !!!

9/22/2023 6:31:27 PM

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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag - Navy/Black

Emphatic NO. But, T-U-N-I-T has admitted to smoking Jimmy Stoole's shit.

9/23/2023 1:49:19 PM

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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag - Navy/Black

You admitted to eating his excrement, his turds, his stool ..... that shit, you retarded POS !!!!!!

9/23/2023 10:58:43 PM

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Inverted Gear Light Pearl BJJ Gi - Black

The Smurfs were so pissed being underrepresented, that is until Avatar and then they were happy. Blue Lives Matter

9/25/2023 2:40:59 PM

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Inverted Gear Light Pearl BJJ Gi - Black

It's nice to know you care and that I live rent free in your empty head, but get a fucking life already ffs

9/25/2023 3:03:11 PM

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29Niku "Let's Roll Light III" Spats

Hey sacrificial lamb, you're the useful idiot who will be one of the first to go. This country is not headed in the right direction with this fraudulently installed fascist regime. Companies like Disney are not doing good things.

9/26/2023 7:43:19 AM

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29Niku "Let's Roll Light III" Spats

It's going to be ok, Seven Stripe. Head into the cry closet, since we don't have jobs and the Antifa violence is on hold until closer to the election. I'll go get your rainbow pajamas, stuffed unicorn and a new color of hair dye. That bad lambdrool will be canceled and we will get him fired from his job.

9/26/2023 3:34:13 PM

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29Niku "Let's Roll Light III" Spats

Perfect item for T-U-N-I-T. Since it had sex reassignment surgery it needs to roll light for awhile. But, don't worry it will be back on the mat crushing all those transphobic cis girls real soon. Everyone applaud it for being stunning and brave.

9/26/2023 7:34:50 AM

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29Niku "Let's Roll Light III" Spats

Weird flex: "I am a loser" - T-U-C-K-I-T

9/26/2023 3:30:09 PM

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Wristlock Co. "Deal With The Devil" Rash Guard

If it isn't the pot calling the kettle black. STFU T-U-C-K-I-T, you never shut your back door "trap".

9/27/2023 3:28:18 PM

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Kitsune "Hydro" Ombre Spats

fun fact: T-U-C-K-I-T is my step "it". Very confused little it, can't blame it, after what his father and father's boyfriends did to it. I see he likes to watch me in the bathroom. Also, I don't skip 3rd leg day, ask his mom about that.

9/30/2023 6:42:49 PM

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Phalanx "Dragon" HPTX Shorts

T-U-C-K-I-T gave these out at its Trans coming out party. It called them "Enter my rear end". It goes by the pronouns: dirty/dump truck

9/30/2023 11:15:36 PM

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Phalanx "Dragon" HPTX Shorts

T-U-C-K-I-T would be uglier than the offspring of Roy "Rocky" Dennis and Howard Stern if they mated.

10/1/2023 2:28:21 PM

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Phalanx "Dragon" HPTX Shorts

T-U-C-K-I-T, aka T-A-K-E-I-T doesn't say no to bending over and taking on all "cummers"

10/1/2023 7:58:40 PM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Dragon" Jiu Jitsu Gi - Unbleached Edition

Where were you yesterday, I guess you remembered to take your meds, Psycho.

10/4/2023 3:48:17 PM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Dragon" Jiu Jitsu Gi - Unbleached Edition

You pop your psychotropic meds like they are nerds candies. This makes you an impotent cuck. GFY

10/4/2023 9:48:26 PM

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Jitsy Club Arctic Digital Camo Shorts

T-U-C-K-I-T the one who handles anything that gets in his face; his nickname is Monkey Pox, so what did you expect.

10/5/2023 7:33:35 AM

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Jitsy Club Arctic Digital Camo Shorts

Lame ass, you're reusing your disses. I remember that one from a few weeks back.

10/5/2023 6:22:56 PM

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Jitsy Club Arctic Digital Camo Shorts

Loser, you used the church one before. You are sad and not funny. Also, to even have that thought you're a sick POS.

10/5/2023 8:00:50 PM

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Jitsy Club Arctic Digital Camo Shorts

SMH ... your bitch ass momma never told you to assume anything ?!? I'm Jewish, I don't pray to Jesus or Mary or statues. Stop bragging about doing my 83 year old mom, it's really not a good look.

10/5/2023 9:08:33 PM

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Jitsy Club Arctic Digital Camo Shorts

What a fucking loser you are. Either it's a lame comment, recycled comment or no comment. "Shut up dork", "just shut the fuck up" & "shut up nerd" .... Bravo, job well done, lets get you signed up for standup on Comedy Central. What are you 12 years old ?!?

10/5/2023 9:54:37 PM

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Tatami Tanjun BJJ Gi - Black

Now, now, T-U-C-K-I-T, be nice. At the time you didn't mind getting candy from all your moms friends named John, but now you hate it and are acting out. Besides, now that it is clown world and equality, women should be looked up to if they are hoes. Hmmm, that is if you can define what a woman is.

10/10/2023 6:47:32 PM

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Aesthetic "The Girl" Rash Guard

T-U-C-K-I-T

10/11/2023 9:34:04 AM

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Aesthetic "The Girl" Rash Guard

T-U-C-K-I-T

10/11/2023 9:33:26 AM

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Phalanx "Flow Field" HPTX Shorts

We know why; you have much more time on your back because you suck at bjj, are in fetal position when in your cry closet and your boyfriend goes in extra deep that way.

10/12/2023 4:32:15 PM

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Phalanx "Flow Field" HPTX Shorts

He probably had his collection of dildos in that bag. Of all the people, you can relate to being separated from your dildos and buttplugs.

10/12/2023 9:21:58 PM

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Half Sumo "White Tiger" Dogi

You and your dad are alternately the employee of the month at the glory hole. He's been teaching you well; like father, like son.

10/23/2023 7:12:10 PM

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93brand Standard Issue L/S Rash Guard 2pack - Black/Smoke Grey

T-U-C-K-I-T, stop lying, you wear disposable DEPENDS.

11/20/2023 8:02:48 PM

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Jitsy Club Arctic Digital Camo Shorts

"Shut up", how ironic coming from the guy who loves to be spit roasted.

12/31/2023 3:23:05 PM

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Phalanx "Rogue Squad" Spats

T-U-C-K-I-T uses rainbow with unicorns on them suspenders.

1/3/2024 11:38:02 PM

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Fuji Day Pack Backpack - Navy

Let me guess, you wore the orange safety vest in middle school ratting out your classmates in the hallways.

1/11/2024 11:13:51 PM

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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag - Navy/Black

Charles is the bitch ass pussy. You don't make sense: If you're a weakling, then you wouldn't be able to break the strap. But, since Seven Stripe is strong, he broke the strap.

1/19/2024 5:59:12 PM

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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Military Green

Just say it, you want to chomp on his burrito.

1/26/2024 11:53:12 PM

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Meerkatsu "Laser Beam Flying Jitsunicorn" Shorts

Bury my nuts in you. - Brian C.

2/3/2024 1:36:06 PM

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Kitsune MK1 Long-Sleeve Rashguard

Don't mind T-U-C-K-I-T, he's retarded. He doesn't get along with anyone.

2/10/2024 7:26:13 PM

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93brand Vintage 2.0 Hoodie

HaHa. I use your face to wipe up your moms face after I take a shit on it.

2/11/2024 2:56:52 PM

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Flow Kimonos Feather 3.0 Grey

Oops. Did I miss that ? I was busy double teaming your mom and sister.

2/12/2024 9:49:35 PM

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Kureiji "Foot Lock Klan" Rash Guard

T-U-C-K-I-T say, man who shoot off in his mouth, should expect invitation to cum more and more.

2/13/2024 12:11:48 AM

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Tatami "Oni Eagle" / "Grappling Supply" 2pack Tee

You sure like to target me . . . did I con you out of money, too or are you still pestering me to sniff my balls ? Get a life, loser. Your comments are so lame, you have to add "or something". SMH

2/15/2024 12:39:18 PM

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29Niku "Let's Roll Light III" Spats

Thankfully I am not a treat, otherwise you would be snarfing at my junk.

2/17/2024 4:37:03 PM

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93brand "Jiu Jitsu Originals" Casual Gi Pants - Dark Marl Grey

LoL. Loser, I'm not a noob. My first instructor was Craig Kukuk. However, you are probably still wearing your TapOut shirts.

2/20/2024 12:49:10 PM

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93brand "Jiu Jitsu Originals" Casual Gi Pants - Dark Marl Grey

Fun fact: your mom is not really my wife. But, I do pimp her out and do cry in a chair, crying of laughter.

2/20/2024 7:06:00 PM

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93brand "Jiu Jitsu Originals" Casual Gi Pants - Dark Marl Grey

When I run my next Grapplers Quest event, I'll take you up on that offer. I doubt you are in my bracket, but if you tap me, I'll comp your gi & no gi fees.

2/20/2024 9:09:20 PM

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Flow Kimonos Alpine Pro 2.10 - White

Projecting much, retard ?? You are the one who gets all giddy when he posts.

2/26/2024 5:58:15 PM

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Nation Athletic "90s Babies V2!" Shorts

T-U-C-K-I-T is the most popular at the glory hole. Both ends - spitroast.

3/8/2024 11:19:03 PM

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Inverted Gear 2023 Board Shorts - Black

Oh, you would love that, gay boy. Come to the next Grapplers Quest and say that to my face.

3/14/2024 7:48:59 AM

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Inverted Gear 2023 Board Shorts - Black

The issue here is T-U-C-K-I-T is a bottom, he implied that I was one. I am B.C., an autistic weirdo and, of course, a con man.

3/14/2024 2:42:18 PM

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Inverted Gear 2023 Board Shorts - Black

OMG, you didn't realize ? That was a tranny I paid to get in the hotel bed with you. I was crying from laughter!

3/14/2024 10:31:22 PM

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Kureiji "Jitslife" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Says the loser who joined here in 2014, yet writes he just went to his first class. What's that ? Your uncle was telling you he was teaching you jiu jitsu in your underwear.

3/19/2024 10:01:42 PM

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