Tatanka Blanca's profile at MMA HQ

93brand C-SPEC "Blackout" Jiu Jitsu Gi

This is only rare quality… im looking for that epic or lengenedary shit….

1/29/2023 11:01:29 PM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Rashguard

Back jiz 2.0

1/29/2023 1:50:53 AM

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Scramble Nostromo Long Sleeve Rashguard

Back jiz

1/27/2023 11:35:45 PM

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Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi - Mint/Green

I tried to not buy this, but I ended up buying it. Oh the humanity!

1/23/2023 11:29:52 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

This is a vacation day for us poors…

1/22/2023 11:04:59 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

This is no longer a deal :/

1/22/2023 12:42:56 AM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

If you scroll fast wnough through all the photos you will see the nipple guy?

1/20/2023 11:01:44 PM

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Finishers "Reaper" Rashguard

Are those nine lives white tshirts gonna ship anytime soon?

1/19/2023 12:04:50 AM

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Phalanx "Grey Worlds" HPTX Shorts

GOD DAMN I HATE THE COWBOYS

1/16/2023 11:28:54 PM

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GOLD LABEL V4 by 93brand Jiu Jitsu

Are these similar to the kitsuna gis?

1/15/2023 11:17:23 PM

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Tatami Kimuras T-Shirt - Royal Blue

Havent even shipped my last shirt I bought on rolling deals… whats the deal with that?

1/13/2023 11:06:45 PM

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Fuji Lifestyle Bag (Black/Blue)

The last fuji bag took forever to get to me but they are great bags….

1/9/2023 11:05:53 PM

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"Jiu Jitsu Saves" T-Shirt 2-PACK by BJJTees

Bas cramps and gross shirts tonight… meh

1/7/2023 3:15:11 AM

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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

FUCK I MISSED THE SOAP!!!!

1/2/2023 12:47:23 AM

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Tatami Azure Dragon Rashguard

Looks like im not buying anything from here for the rest of the year… maybe next year we will get soap more often.

12/31/2022 11:24:24 PM

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Phalanx "Distorsion" Rashguard

Soap!

12/30/2022 11:00:25 PM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

This app is home of a club(bjj) in side a club (bjjhq) inside another club (group of kooks arguing with one another in the comments). Crazy

12/28/2022 3:47:07 AM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

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12/27/2022 12:25:51 AM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

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12/27/2022 12:24:52 AM

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93brand "Light on the Feet" Flip Flops

Own them, they are horific, not even worth throwing at your kid.

12/25/2022 3:19:29 AM

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Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi

I wish they had these in A3L :(

12/19/2022 12:57:40 AM

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Manto "Torn" Rashguard

Anyone elses neck hurt after getting stscked while attempting triangles? Might need to get an xray on this one, friends… or need to stop looking down at phone on toilet… one of the two.

12/18/2022 2:01:22 AM

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Inverted Gear's "Panda 400" Gi

Why doesnt panda make A3L?

12/12/2022 7:43:53 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Rashguard

Still wont cop this, no matter how many times you post it

12/3/2022 11:04:39 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

And with a 21:00 hours left for a mat i already passed on a few times, i bid you a goodnight gentlepeople.

11/26/2022 1:19:15 AM

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Phalanx "Ares" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Can we get some kitsuna gis please.

11/10/2022 11:02:21 PM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - White

I think i would buy this for 20 bucks as a loaner ginfor friends.

11/7/2022 12:10:18 PM

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Scramble Nostromo Long Sleeve Rashguard

Nope

11/4/2022 11:01:45 PM

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93brand "Strong Snake" Bag

Gotta get the first abg before i biy another.

11/3/2022 11:46:10 PM

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Phalanx "Distorsion" HPTX Shorts

FUJI BAG?

10/29/2022 12:11:29 AM

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Scramble Kneeon Long Sleeve Rash Guard

WHERES MY FUJI BAAAAAAG!!!! Meeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

10/28/2022 11:40:10 AM

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Fuji - All Around BJJ Gi Black/Purple/Gold

Those fuji backpcks ever gonna ship?

10/27/2022 10:51:09 AM

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Fuji - All Around BJJ Gi Black/Purple/Gold

Thumb up for chokes

Thumb down for limb locks

10/27/2022 1:28:11 AM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey

Scramfucious is dongs! Look at the join date!

10/19/2022 11:24:31 PM

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Fuji Comp Convertible Backpack Duffle

Who ever bought all the Orange, fuck you lightening fingers…

10/18/2022 1:42:55 AM

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Tatami Easy Peasy T-Shirt Black

Are they on sale because the front says est2007 and the back says est2020? So which one is it?

10/4/2022 3:05:35 AM

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Tatami Easy Peasy T-Shirt Black

Cant beat this 20$ t-shirt. I think its cool…

10/3/2022 11:41:09 PM

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Tatami Success Zip Hoodie - Black

Almost bought, glad i didnt.

9/29/2022 6:08:38 PM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts

“Its an illusion of the pants” -Ron Burgundy

9/22/2022 11:54:17 PM

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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

Bruce is that you?

9/6/2022 11:36:35 PM

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93brand "Console" Tee

The design ruins the tshirt

9/3/2022 1:17:50 AM

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Tatami Original Grey Camo Hat

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8/26/2022 11:00:54 PM

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Tatami "Master" T-Shirt

Wasted a good T-shirt on that design.

8/5/2022 11:31:56 PM

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Phalanx "Black Ops II" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Anyone else hate going into work with mat burn on your face and people continoualy ask ablut it?

8/4/2022 12:38:02 AM

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Phalanx "Rush" HPTX Shorts

Board shorts?

7/29/2022 11:10:50 PM

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Manto Elipses Shorts - Black

Strangles>limb-lock.

7/27/2022 11:48:36 PM

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Half Sumo Kensei Dogi - White

Wish i wasnt so poor, id totally add this to the collection…

7/26/2022 11:06:40 PM

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Tatami Standard Charcoal T-Shirt

Might as well say “sucker” on the back

7/23/2022 1:41:07 AM

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Phalanx "Black Ops II" Spats

Hey smelly people, Armbar soaps website is having a sale. Use the code summernights20 to get 20% off. Just an FYI

7/19/2022 2:12:09 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "Panther" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Nope…

7/17/2022 11:00:57 PM

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Tatami Classic BJJ Gi - White

How will everyone else know this is a Tatami? Needs giant patches/logos arcoss the shoulders…

7/16/2022 11:29:33 PM

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Tatami Combat Club Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I end up buying at least one “item” every rolling deal now. Its becoming a real peoblem.

7/10/2022 12:31:04 AM

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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Military Green

Nice.

7/7/2022 11:16:18 PM

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93brand Tea Tree Oil Shampoo 2-PACK

Anybody else use this for their armpits and crotch? Icy cool.

7/2/2022 11:48:24 PM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts

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7/1/2022 3:05:57 AM

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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - White

Word shoulder pads

6/29/2022 11:40:10 PM

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Manto "Jungle" Fight Shorts

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6/25/2022 11:09:51 PM

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Tatami Technical Training T-Shirt - Grey

Rashie for the ladies. 😏

6/25/2022 12:25:59 AM

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Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Rash Guard

Thats the longest short sleeve ive ever seen.

6/23/2022 11:05:17 PM

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Fuji Suparaito BJJ Gi Dark Arts Edition Black

Too cool for me. Id get extra smashed if I even thought of wearing that.

6/22/2022 11:18:33 PM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

More like “Yeast mode”…

6/21/2022 11:20:26 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Galaxy Rash Guard

The opposite of pro-gress is con-gress?

6/21/2022 1:03:47 AM

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Aesthetic "Kikko" BJJ Gi - White (Black Lapel)

Kitsune, Panda or Soap. Any if by any chance, short sleeve rashies that dont look like poop. Thats why im hear for…

6/19/2022 11:57:31 PM

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Kitsune BOX T-Shirt - "Red Skies"

Rewarded myself for getting my blue belt today…also kinda makes up for breaking my nose…

6/18/2022 11:37:24 PM

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Kitsune "Dawn" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue

Second kitsune gi, these are awesome!

6/5/2022 11:19:48 PM

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Scramble Base Shorts - Tiger Camo

2006 vibes

6/5/2022 12:41:49 AM

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Manto "Jungle" Rashguard

That is a lepard, not a tiger. And I am a buffalo.

6/1/2022 11:32:47 PM

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Phalanx "Giallo" RIZR Shorts

Shorts? More like sharts, am I right? “Internal highfive”

5/31/2022 11:48:18 PM

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93brand "Ground Karate" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Too much Karate, not enough Mexican…

5/30/2022 11:04:01 PM

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Kitsune "Dragon" BJJ Gi - Dark Grey

Unbleached version is sick. I recommend.

5/24/2022 11:22:27 PM

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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" HPLT Shorts

Soft pass

5/16/2022 11:25:37 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue

I have unbleached dragon version of this gi, very good. Much like. 🤙

5/10/2022 11:07:39 PM

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Manto "Pressure" T-Shirt

7 dollar sandals… cant go wrong there

4/30/2022 6:48:22 PM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda

Panda needs to make an A3L.

4/27/2022 12:43:19 AM

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Fuji #7000 All Around Jiu Jitsu Gi

Nice….

4/18/2022 12:47:04 AM

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Phalanx "Bridger" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I get free rashies when I compete so Its a no from me dawg.

4/16/2022 11:03:55 PM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black

If it aint white or blue… my gym say no

4/16/2022 2:34:41 AM

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Inverted Gear RollTop Backpack

Dongs.

Covering for the “I just post the word dongs” guy

3/26/2022 5:43:38 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

The shampoo bar is pretty good, great for the face sweater as well.

1/20/2022 1:47:58 AM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Dragon" Jiu Jitsu Gi - Unbleached Edition

My Sanabul gi has lasted me a year now. I wish they came in A3L though, i have to buy A4… great for competition!

4/14/2022 12:27:07 AM

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Manto "Pressure" T-Shirt

Dead

4/30/2022 7:04:41 PM

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Kitsune "Dawn" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue

I just bought… I justified by the fact im out for a month recovering from a shoulder injury…one month froze=new gi…. Right?

6/5/2022 11:22:38 PM

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Kitsune "Dawn" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue

Fuck you commie

6/6/2022 1:27:14 AM

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Kitsune "Dawn" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue

Yes very stretchy

6/6/2022 1:26:51 AM

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Kitsune "Dawn" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue

Says the pants are only ibjjf not the jacket…

6/6/2022 10:55:48 AM

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93brand "Mechanics" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Go to their site and use the promo code Armbar20 to get your initial order discounted 20%. Basically the same price discount you get here.

6/7/2022 12:39:36 AM

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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

I bet you do…

6/10/2022 11:13:43 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Soap isnt soap, this stuff protects from staph and ringworm. Super concentration of tea tree and other oils to kill that shit before it starts.

6/13/2022 1:36:34 PM

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Aesthetic "Kikko" BJJ Gi - White (Black Lapel)

English isnt first language. Thank you for underanding

6/20/2022 1:54:23 PM

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93brand Gotham Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Stay hard. Dont listen to these limp dicks.

6/26/2022 11:17:17 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

Dude… ita like youre waiting..

7/4/2022 11:00:25 PM

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Half Sumo Kensei Dogi - White

Buy it and let us know. :)

7/26/2022 11:52:31 PM

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Scramble Kneeon Long Sleeve Rash Guard

That gi was not dongs though… so he was technically correct.

8/1/2022 12:49:52 AM

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Manto "Torn" Shorts

Did you get help?

8/9/2022 11:33:02 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Rashguard

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9/8/2022 11:33:03 PM

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Tatami "Control" BJJ Gi - White

I buy when it comes up, but i have to buy from website to stock up. Wait for sales… best bet

9/15/2022 8:39:25 PM

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Tatami "Control" BJJ Gi - White

Gis are like stocks, theyre down right now

9/15/2022 12:03:10 AM

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Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi

Your JOINED date betrayed you dongs

10/5/2022 1:47:26 PM

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93brand "Art of War" Spats

Some shit in someones coffee!

10/6/2022 2:27:34 AM

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Tatami Combat Club Hoodie - Black

I usuañly wear an l-xl shirt, the xl shirt felt like a m-l so buy one size up… plus the sleeves suck

10/13/2022 11:16:51 PM

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Fuji Comp Convertible Backpack Duffle

You can bring a bird cage As a carrier on…. I think youll be fine

10/18/2022 1:41:53 AM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Hes still around, he changed his name to something else.

10/19/2022 2:18:31 AM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey

??

10/19/2022 11:35:54 PM

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Tatami Takedowns Ain't Dead T-Shirt - White

I had the opposite reaction. Felt like the body was fine but the sleeves and collar were for a childs shirt.

10/21/2022 12:56:49 PM

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Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard

For cereal, I need this to make sweaty gi stew….

10/31/2022 2:24:02 PM

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Tatami Uncover Jogger Navy

I love choking people! Best feeling in BJJ

11/1/2022 12:14:05 AM

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Manto "Torn" Shorts

I have monto shorts and one long sleeve rash guard. Both are great for the money. No velco.

11/3/2022 1:57:44 AM

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Manto "Torn" Shorts

Switch your name back to dongs, Dongs.

11/3/2022 1:56:43 AM

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Manto "Torn" Shorts

Yeah w the fuck

11/2/2022 11:48:18 PM

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Scramble Nostromo Long Sleeve Rashguard

Not this week :(

11/4/2022 11:44:28 PM

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93brand X Meerkatsu Hell Hooks 2.0 Rash Guard

Why cant catholics wear that? Do you guys have clothing rules like the mormon underwear pajama thing?

11/13/2022 11:12:06 PM

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Tatami Vengeance Hoodie

You’re right! Your arms are way too short.

11/14/2022 11:41:16 PM

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Tatami Vengeance Hoodie

Fedex says mine will be delivered today. Ive already gotten a few items i bought afterward… if you needed a bag that bad, should have bought it from amazon or walmart

11/15/2022 12:24:34 PM

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93brand Coffee Mugs Set

No one cares what you say unless its “Dongs”

11/16/2022 7:03:39 PM

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Tatami Messenger Bag

I got mine last week, many ohhhs
And ahhhs at my gym. Nice bag

11/18/2022 11:05:35 PM

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Phalanx "Speed" Rash Guard

Go back to posting the word dongs… one of things i enjoyed checking when logging on was to see if you posted the word dongs yet….

11/24/2022 1:47:25 AM

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Tatami OBSOLETE Gi - Cyber Monday Sale (Subtle Red Markings on Gi - See Pics / Description)

Was*

Sold out before I got to even think about it.

11/28/2022 1:30:13 AM

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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

This is dongs, how la y times am i going to have tell you people.

12/2/2022 5:14:41 PM

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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

Youre the worst person.

12/5/2022 11:14:01 PM

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Tatami "Master" T-Shirt

I guess thats why we bought it then, huh?

12/9/2022 11:56:20 PM

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Scramble "Athlete" Gi Ecru (Unbleached Special Edition)

I cant listen to you, unless your name is “I Just Post The Word Dongs”… sorry

12/21/2022 1:09:08 AM

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Scramble "Athlete" Gi Ecru (Unbleached Special Edition)

Its Ecru, not white. And youre gay.

12/21/2022 1:47:08 AM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

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12/27/2022 12:25:06 AM

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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Well I missed it, so youre gonna hear me bitch until I see it as a normal day deal.

1/2/2023 2:38:36 AM

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Phalanx "Sharp" HPTX Shorts

Extra effort Pat is youre new name

1/4/2023 12:13:32 AM

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Inverted Gear 2023 Nogi Shorts - Black/Coral

There is vertical velcro on these you squid….

1/4/2023 11:26:32 PM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

It was a glitch nvm

1/20/2023 11:02:54 PM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Shut up pepsi. Coke does it better

1/21/2023 1:06:15 AM

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Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi - Mint/Green

I didnt like you at first, with all the copying Pats style and all but if you do poetry like this regularly ill let that old shit slide…

1/23/2023 11:35:38 PM

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Phalanx "Squad Hawk" Rashguard

I just got my finishers rash guard that had that grim reaper character…I gotta give it 9.5/10. Really good rash guard.

1/26/2023 12:28:27 AM

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Scramble Nostromo Long Sleeve Rashguard

Jujizsu

1/27/2023 11:36:15 PM

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Kitsune "Bloom" Compression-Lined Shorts - Navy

I got my scrubs in the mail! Upside downpanda is very soft. Much like. I want buy more.

1/31/2023 1:47:39 AM

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Kitsune "Bloom" Compression-Lined Shorts - Navy

Canada sucks

1/31/2023 1:49:55 AM

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Kitsune "Bloom" Compression-Lined Shorts - Navy

Sounds like you hesitate too much, gotta pull the trigger at 8pm son!

1/30/2023 11:25:55 PM

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