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Tatami ArmourTech Dry Fit T-Shirt

The fack kinda black friday junk is this?

11/25/2022 7:35:19 AM

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Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard

Alas…his ILS remains uncured.

10/30/2022 11:42:14 PM

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Phalanx "Bridger" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Guys, gals, it’s getting pretty late in the day. I’m worried about “dongs” guy.

4/17/2022 4:02:07 PM

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Aesthetic Neon Short Sleeve Rash Guard

This is not very aesthetically pleasing.

2/12/2022 3:20:04 PM

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Phalanx "Interrupter" RIZR Shorts

Shrimp has been waiting for Phalanx shorts…they are great for shrimpin. But shrimp does not want to give training partner epilepsy. Disappointed.

12/12/2021 4:42:06 PM

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93brand PALM Shorts

Shrimp concurs.

12/8/2021 7:58:39 AM

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Scramble Tigre Rash Guard

Shrimp says chimpin ain’t easy, especially with fake chimps roaming about. But fake chimp is right.

12/10/2021 5:51:09 PM

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Scramble Tigre Rash Guard

Shrimp says real chimp is right.

12/10/2021 6:35:01 PM

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Scramble Tigre Rash Guard

*wear

12/10/2021 6:25:53 PM

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93brand "Gold Label V3" Jiu Jitsu Gi

Shrimp wonders who Frank is…he joined today to make claims of fake chimpin.

12/11/2021 1:37:18 PM

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93brand "Gold Label V3" Jiu Jitsu Gi

“You’re a great chimp. Probably the best ever. Believe me, no one knows chimps like I do. To say there is a better chimp is fake news. You’re great. So great. Very special.”

-Trump, 2019 State of the Union Address

Shrimp was there.

12/11/2021 6:41:02 PM

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Nine Lives Palm Trees & Torn Knees Rashguard

No one put chimp in the corner..

12/18/2021 7:08:47 PM

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93brand Standard Issue BJJ Gi

Slap bump, amigo.

1/14/2022 1:52:30 PM

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PROGRESS "Sportif" Black/Green Shorts

Punctuations matter.

3/13/2022 4:58:32 PM

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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Blue

His consistency is comforting.

3/15/2022 11:52:44 AM

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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Blue

It’s interesting that Conman mentions “projection” when he’s the one who initiated with one.

3/15/2022 11:56:04 AM

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Phalanx "Kanagawa" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Immitation is the strongest form of compliment. Says the shrimp to the chimp.

Bought this. Berry nice.

3/24/2022 12:34:46 PM

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Phalanx "Kanagawa" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Keep it up brother. Your efforts are not in vain.

3/24/2022 2:22:38 PM

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Phalanx "State" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

If you have not read Gates of Fire….you’re wrong and you need to fix yourself. Reading about the Hoplites in the phalanx will change your life.

5/12/2022 12:43:16 AM

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Toro "Tiger King Martial Arts" Rashguard

I’m not sure if I approve of such a drastic change in this posting. On the one hand, I appreciate the artistic method of elongating the dong….on the other hand, I’ve always appreciated the unwavering dedication of dongs guy to remain consistent.

5/21/2022 1:12:57 AM

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Tatami "Uncover" BJJ Gi - Black

Asbestos

6/4/2022 8:03:21 PM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

I’m a vet, and I appreciate Phalanx’s support. So much so that I will be honest with them and tell them that this design is no bueno.

6/22/2022 9:06:10 AM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

But I love Phalanx’s quality.

6/22/2022 9:07:48 AM

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Half Sumo Kensei Dogi - White

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7/27/2022 6:05:11 AM

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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

Look man, dongs guy is having enough troubles trying to recover from the “incident” without young hooligans like you muddying the waters.

8/3/2022 7:53:19 PM

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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

When your arms rip through your gi sleeves, you’ve earned the right to wear a sleeveless gi.

8/3/2022 7:50:20 PM

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Phalanx "Black Ops II" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

You broke my heart.

8/4/2022 6:04:53 PM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Leave dongs guy alone!

8/20/2022 6:29:09 AM

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Manto "Jungle" Rashguard

“Know” is spelled with a k and a w.

9/1/2022 5:47:10 PM

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Manto "Jungle" Rashguard

“Thats” is not a word. You are looking for the word “that’s”, which is a conjunction of “that is.”

9/1/2022 5:48:52 PM

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Manto "Jungle" Rashguard

Dongs guy went months without breaking his namesake by posting “not dongs.” You have failed very early in the game.

9/1/2022 5:49:56 PM

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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

It’s a 90’s Seinfeld joke, guys….

10/22/2022 9:21:05 PM

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93brand X Meerkatsu Hell Hooks 2.0 Rash Guard

Tooth Fairy.

11/14/2022 7:38:16 PM

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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard

Tobacco can’t take mom jokes because his mom takes jokesters’ loads.

11/21/2022 12:45:26 PM

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Phalanx "Speed" Rash Guard

The shrimp is thankful for proof of life but misses the consistency, dependability, and timing thrill of the dongs posts….never hit 11:00:01….just saying.

11/24/2022 4:35:11 PM

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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

Dongs is like Uh-Huh from little rascals….

11/27/2022 6:52:30 PM

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Scramble "Saku Soccer" Rashguard

Not to be a Neco fanboy, but signing in and disliking his/her dumb ass post is a major part of the shrimp’s day.

12/20/2022 7:52:28 PM

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Scramble "Saku Soccer" Rashguard

@Gonzalo, the game always begins by kicking the ball with one’s foot.

12/20/2022 7:08:04 PM

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Phalanx "Dark King" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

The Chimp lives?

3/15/2023 4:34:04 PM

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Tatami Kimuras T-Shirt - Royal Blue

You’ll have to excuse my friend, he’s a little slow…..he meant BLUE knit rags.

3/26/2023 7:17:51 AM

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Phalanx "Metric" HPTX Shorts

Not sure, but they are a pheasant suprise today.

4/5/2023 9:59:22 AM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

He’s not original….same concept as Dongs. Plus, Dongs was hitting it with seconds of the new drop time. Half of the fun was seeing how close Dongs could get to hitting the sweet spot.

4/8/2023 7:33:36 AM

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Phalanx "Rush" Long Sleeve Rashguard

Either your dude responded by tappin’ mofos or crying like bitxh….free life, wear what you want and keep on rollin’.

7/8/2023 5:42:18 PM

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