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Inverted Gear's "Panda 400" Gi

I enjoy a good nut. Tis all.

12/11/2022 11:01:33 PM

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93brand "Ground Karate" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

He needs some milk.

3/2/2022 11:01:28 PM

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Fuji "Jester" BJJ Gi

Yikes

2/15/2022 11:00:57 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Chimp say buy two if one of us…

1/19/2022 11:00:17 PM

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93brand IV Drip 2.0 Rash Guard

Chimp isnt sure of the design, but 93 brand is good.

1/18/2022 11:01:53 PM

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93brand "Butterfly Originals" Casual Gi Pants - Midnight Navy Colorway

Chimp says these dont fuck very hard… Chimp passes.

1/15/2022 11:33:08 PM

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Nine Lives "The Gentle Art Is All Heart" Charity Hoodie

Chimp beat the fuck outta Covid and Chimp is back! Great hoodie and great cause. Chimp says buy.

1/10/2022 11:01:57 PM

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Fuji Electric Spats - Black

Chimp say Fuji usually always good. But Chimp personally no like this design. Chimp passes.

1/3/2022 10:16:50 AM

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Scramble Tigre Shorts

Ed Hardy approves, Chimp passes.

12/30/2021 11:10:26 PM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Spats

Chimp say design so meh they dont even have it on Phalanx site. Chimp passes.

12/26/2021 11:07:33 PM

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Aesthetic Floral Dragon Fight Shorts

Chimp say one day all will realize no one wants velcro…

12/25/2021 11:05:37 PM

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Nine Lives "Leg Lock Club" Rash Guard

Chimp has seen better.. Chimp passes.

12/24/2021 11:00:28 PM

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Tatami Model X BJJ Gi - Blue

Chimp say that is not what peak performance looks
like… this is.

12/23/2021 11:06:28 PM

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Scramble Tactic Rashguard - Black

Chimp say this is bare minimum effort by Brand… Chimp passes.

12/22/2021 11:14:58 PM

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93brand Standard Issue V2 Shorts 2-Pack

Chimp say my money… you may have it.

12/21/2021 11:02:14 PM

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Nine Lives Palm Trees & Torn Knees Rashguard

Chimp finger was on buy button for arm bar soap.. chimp lies in wait…

12/17/2021 11:00:29 PM

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PROGRESS "Sportif" Black/Green Shorts

Chimp say these shorts make people want to try painful submissions on you to prove you no make progress. Chimp stay away…

12/16/2021 11:05:40 PM

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Nine Lives "Claw" Spats

Good brand at real good price.

12/16/2021 11:13:52 AM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Grey

Chimp say very good gi. Ape roll weekly with a guy that loves this brand and wears their shorts on no gi days. Chimp say the colored ones are noice and bright in person.

12/13/2021 11:51:05 PM

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Tatami Dia De Los Muertos Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard

Chimp says close, but Tatami still missed a little with this. Chimp like the sleeve color though.

12/12/2021 11:26:43 PM

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Phalanx "Interrupter" RIZR Shorts

Chimp say looks like something Pauly D would rock to the shore.. chimp passes.

12/12/2021 1:38:11 AM

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93brand "Gold Label V3" Jiu Jitsu Gi

Chimp says is sicc but is no arm bar soap. Speaking of which… chimp smelly and is need of arm bar soap.

12/11/2021 12:54:06 AM

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Scramble Tigre Rash Guard

Chimp say is a little Ed Hardy vibe for me. Chimp passes.

12/9/2021 11:02:07 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide Edition BJJ Gi - Navy

Chimp needs more arm bar soap….

12/9/2021 12:22:39 AM

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93brand PALM Shorts

Chimp say shorts are nice. Get short length.

12/8/2021 12:40:11 AM

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Tatami Bushido BJJ Gi - White

Chimp say it needs more tatami logos on it. Chimp bought red skies so he passes.

12/6/2021 11:25:30 PM

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93brand "Dark Tiger" Sliders

Chimp say he is cursed to be size 10….

12/4/2021 11:00:46 PM

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Tatami Easy Peasy Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard

Chimp say shirt fit a little loose in a good way. If you want snug order 1 size down. Has good waist keep.

12/3/2021 11:07:36 PM

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93brand V3 Athletic Tape (Updated and Improved Edition)

Chimp say no need when you have grip like zues. Chimp think you will get more long term benefit from buying kings of crush trainer and going to town.

12/2/2021 11:21:06 PM

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Scramble Tactic Rashguard - Choc Chip

Chimp can barely see what is being sold. But chimp know it not worth $$. Chimp passes.

12/2/2021 12:09:13 AM

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93brand Standard Issue Black Gi

(*Points ape finger in anger at bjjhq rep then hisses in chimp)

11/30/2021 11:13:29 PM

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Tatami Ocean to Mat T-Shirt - White

Chimp think whoever on team BJJHQ who picked this need to rethink. Need to think more soapy and arm bary.

11/29/2021 11:09:59 PM

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2-PACK of 93brand Underwear (Updated 2021 Edition)

Chimp says these are definite no go. Two ape thumbs down.

11/28/2021 11:10:00 PM

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Nine Lives Claw Rashguard

Chimp says quality brand. But sleeves short. Chimp passes.

11/27/2021 11:06:32 PM

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93brand Natural Tea Tree Shampoo & Body Wash (2-PACK)

Chimp says if he didnt already have some, he would get some. Chimp gives two ape thumbs up!

11/26/2021 11:54:40 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Black

Chimp says looks good when getting baseball choked. Chimp buys.

11/25/2021 11:02:57 PM

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Tatami "Chillin" Eco-Tech Recycled Rashguard

Chimp says buy fast or gone.

11/24/2021 11:00:19 PM

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Fuji "Jester" BJJ Gi

Chimp has seen, chimp has judged. Chimp passes.

11/24/2021 8:50:17 AM

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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Shorts

Chimp says velcro = boner. Chimp passes.

11/22/2021 11:08:04 PM

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93brand Hooks V5 Gi - Unbleached

Chimp says wish was long sleeve.

11/21/2021 11:02:14 PM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Prime" Ombre Spats

Chimp says cool. But passes.

11/20/2021 11:12:33 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Camo

Chimp says buy

11/19/2021 11:00:38 PM

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Tatami Navy & Maroon Bobble Hat

Dang.

11/18/2021 11:00:23 PM

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Phalanx "Solid" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

This looks just dumb enough to not buy.

11/17/2021 11:06:53 PM

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Tatami "Chillin" Eco-Tech Recycled Rashguard

Chimp said..

11/25/2021 3:58:01 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Black

Chimp says osss

11/25/2021 11:04:25 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Black

Chimp says only white belt mentals hate on others posts brother. Remember the path of Ossss

11/26/2021 1:44:39 PM

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93brand Natural Tea Tree Shampoo & Body Wash (2-PACK)

Chimp says purchase if you wish to heel hook ringworm and smell like freedom.

11/26/2021 11:58:04 PM

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Nine Lives Claw Rashguard

Ape*

11/27/2021 11:59:53 PM

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Nine Lives Claw Rashguard

Ape*

11/28/2021 5:50:26 PM

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2-PACK of 93brand Underwear (Updated 2021 Edition)

Chimp say no hate but chimp enjoy balls where they are. Ape think these manties = Caitlyn Jenner style Jutsu.

11/29/2021 12:01:20 AM

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2-PACK of 93brand Underwear (Updated 2021 Edition)

Chimp no like you.

11/29/2021 11:46:37 AM

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93brand "Dark Tiger" Sliders

Chimp say you are imposter.

12/4/2021 11:03:53 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Marble Rash Guard

Chimp has not purchased product from progress. Chimp dont personally go for marble stuff though. Who are these weird apes lol.

12/6/2021 8:49:47 AM

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93brand PALM Shorts

Move on little White belt mental Ape.

12/8/2021 12:39:06 AM

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93brand "Gold Label V3" Jiu Jitsu Gi

Everyone love the shrimp, including the chimp.

12/11/2021 4:05:45 PM

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Nine Lives Palm Trees & Torn Knees Rashguard

Not allowing Chimp to press buy now on app. Now chimp lose on deal because system have problem. Super lame.

12/18/2021 5:15:20 PM

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Nine Lives Palm Trees & Torn Knees Rashguard

Oh fuck you’re gonna make me chimp!

12/17/2021 11:17:15 PM

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Inverted Gear Old School Gi - Black

Jokes on them.. wife belongs to chimp

12/21/2021 1:20:08 PM

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93brand Standard Issue V2 Shorts 2-Pack

Chimp say go short if you are athletic, proud, and strong. Chimp say go long if you have dad bod.

12/21/2021 11:03:55 PM

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Scramble Tactic Rashguard - Black

Chimp says now they see chimp bought two pair of 93 brand shorts yesterday. Chimp forgives for jumping to conclusions.

12/23/2021 6:37:32 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Galaxy Rash Guard

Chimp says silence paid progress rep.

12/28/2021 5:12:28 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Chimp is living life friend. You should try :)

1/19/2022 11:04:13 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Yes friend. Definetly worth this deal. Even normally priced very worth it.

1/19/2022 11:08:49 PM

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