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RollingTriathlete

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Scramble Base-K BJJ Gi - Ninja Black

Im hoping if i buy this Gi i can finally achieve a 3 year old dream of finally getting a submission. I’m really tired of Trial Class Students Submitting me. I’m so bad at BJJ my girlfriend came to my first Comp saw how bad i was and broke up with me.

3/17/2024 11:03:01 PM

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93brand "HOOKS V6" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue

3rd BJJ gym kicked me out - Reason - I’m so bad at BJJ I’ve been training for 2 years now, and I keep getting tapped by Trial Class Students. No coach can help me!

1/28/2024 11:02:45 PM

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Phalanx Frequency Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I need a Odour blocking Rashie, cause I stink at BJJ

12/17/2023 1:22:33 AM

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Finishers "Reaper" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I cant do BJJ anymore gettijg subbed by teens and trial class guys, is destroying my self confidence, cant focus at work. My gf says I’ve become closed off!

11/24/2023 11:35:58 PM

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Phalanx "Strength and Honor" HPTX Shorts

My new gym told me i have to go back to BJJ fundamentals, because i keep getting tapped out with ease. Trial class students wrist locked me after one class .

11/14/2023 11:02:16 PM

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Kitsune BOX T-Shirt - "Red Skies"

I bought this because I was laughed out of my old gym for getting subbed by trial class students. So now I’ve joined a 10P gym, wien i show up to my first class with this T-Shirt on, maybe i’ll look like someone who is good at BJJ

11/10/2023 11:03:23 PM

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Kitsune "Barrage" Gear Bag - Brown

Guys today some wrestler got me in a scarf hold and i couldnt get out of it. Am i ever going to be good at BJJ?

10/27/2023 11:08:43 PM

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Meerkatsu Bow & Arrow Choke T-Shirt

I need to buy a 100 of these and hand them out to Trial Class students. For some reason anyone just walking into the gym has the ability to choke me out. I’m just a bottom of the barrell loser!

10/8/2023 11:02:09 PM

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"SPORTS" T-Shirts 2-PACK by BJJHQ

Guys i think my BJJ school is gonna kick me out. They said they’ve never met someone who’s trained BJJ for 3 years and still gets tapped out by trial class students. I’m really sad.

8/31/2023 11:13:35 PM

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93brand Citizen 7.0 Shorts

Guys 2 years and 3 months since i started BJJ and i havent been able to tap anyone! Should I give up? Find another sport?

8/12/2023 11:21:22 PM

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Meerkatsu Laser Beam Rash Guard

I might as well buy this. Cant get more humiliating then practicing BJJ for 2 years ans still being a single stripe white belt!

7/18/2023 11:03:11 PM

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Half Sumo X HQ Year of the Tiger LS Rashguard

I have this rash guard. It makes me look like i know what im doing, until a no stripe white belt cross collar chokes me while he’s in my guard! Guys im really bad at BJJ!

7/10/2023 11:03:26 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Shorts 2-PACK

Guys a 180lbs high schooler tapped me today. Will inever tap someone? Its been 3 years.

6/28/2023 11:02:51 PM

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Fuji Comp Duffle - Grey and Black Bag

If i have this bag at least for the first 5 minutes after i enter the gym, people will believe im good at BJJ. Then ill probably get tapped by a trial class guy, and ill be back to being a loser!

6/27/2023 11:02:37 PM

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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid)

I need this so people think im actually good at BJJ. I jeep getting tapped out by Trial Class dudes. Its been 2 years now and I have 0 Submissions!

6/21/2023 11:02:21 PM

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Kitsune "Twin Dragon" Bag

Sold out in oess than a minute? Deal lasted as long as a last against white belt newbies during open roll!

5/14/2023 11:02:29 PM

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Nation Athletic "Therapeutic Violence" Hoodie

Imma buy every deal in the hopes that after 2 and a half years of Jiu Jitsu i can finally submit someone. Everyone at my gym thinks im a joke.

2/24/2023 11:04:15 PM

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Tatami "Master" T-Shirt

Buying this in the hopes that people dont find out that ive never gotten a sub in my 2 years of doing BJJ

12/9/2022 11:05:08 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

Im so excited to buy some gear in the hopes that i finally tap someone 1 year and 9 months of doing BJJ i still havent tapped anyone

11/25/2022 11:04:18 PM

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Phalanx "Ares" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Update - 1 year and 3 months of doung BJJ i still havent tapped anyone. Tonight a 12 year old got me in a ankle lock. While his mom pointed and laughed at me. :(

11/11/2022 12:08:21 AM

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Toro "Kraken" Rash Guard

Update 1 year and 2 months of BJJ still havent tapped anyone. A Blue belt today triangle chocked me while whispering in my ear “you soft bro!”

11/1/2022 11:02:41 PM

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Tatami Uncover Jogger Navy

Update - 1 year 3 months of doing BJJ still haven’t tapped anyone. Today a 17 year old girl choked me with a bow and arrow.

10/31/2022 11:02:03 PM

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Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard

Update 1 year and 2 months of doibf BJJ and i still havent tapped anyone, today a new white belt armbared me! :(

10/30/2022 11:02:14 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Spats

Update - 1 year 3 days of BJJ still havent tapped anyone!

10/23/2022 11:02:04 PM

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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

Ive been doing BJJ for 1 year and i srill havent tapped anyone

10/23/2022 1:05:44 AM

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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black

DONG CITY MY DUDES!!!

9/16/2022 11:02:29 PM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

BONGS!

9/9/2022 11:03:05 PM

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Tatami Control BJJ Gi - Black

BONGS!

8/16/2022 10:25:36 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Shorts

Hi Guys!

8/15/2022 2:43:21 PM

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Toro "Kraken" Rash Guard

This rashie is ugo af

8/7/2022 11:44:18 PM

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Manto "Torn" Rashguard

BOMGS!

7/20/2022 11:01:25 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "Panther" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Bongs!

7/17/2022 11:34:51 PM

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Scramble Heartbreak Tee

Bongs

7/16/2022 6:21:25 PM

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Tatami Takedown Tiger Rash Guard

Bongs!

7/13/2022 11:12:41 PM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - White

Bongs

7/10/2022 11:01:52 PM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - White

Please dont lie. No shane in wanting a Gi with a tramp stamp.

3/25/2022 3:08:39 PM

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Inverted Gear "Big Panda" Backpack

Youre so right ive been slacking on my no homo declerations!

8/13/2022 3:46:41 PM

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Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard

*Doing - sorry im so flustered about getting tapped by a newbie

10/30/2022 11:02:59 PM

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Phalanx Black Ops Arctic HPTX Shorts

Where were you yesterday?

3/19/2024 11:01:02 PM

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