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Wristlock Co. "Deal With The Devil" Rash Guard

I, too, wear a push up bra when training jiu jitsu. When my breasts are in my neck, they effectly block chokes and other neck submissions.

9/26/2023 11:09:14 PM

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Inverted Gear "Uncouth" rashguard

This had so much potential

6/8/2023 11:01:40 PM

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Meerkatsu "Manual" Rashguard

Now i have an excuse to stare openly stare at dudes pecs. So glad i dont have to avert my eyes anymore, “sorry bro just reading your rash guard”.

2/14/2023 11:03:44 PM

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Phalanx "Dimension" HPLT Shorts

This pattern will optically illude dudes from my seeing my camel toe, nicely done 8/10

9/5/2022 7:51:05 PM

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Tatami Dia De Los Muertos Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard

Placing my bet on this one selling out. This one is a catch, ferda.

12/12/2021 11:07:55 PM

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Scramble Tigre Rash Guard

I would buy this but i spent all my money at the tanning salon today. Hoping those uva rays will genetically mutate my junk to be bigger… or make me good at jj.

12/10/2021 12:58:45 AM

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Scramble Tactic Rashguard - Choc Chip

Short sleeve so all the mat bunnies can see your sick prison tat that says “only god can jug me” 🙏🏽

12/2/2021 1:57:29 AM

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Fuji "Jester" BJJ Gi

Holy ears batman. If I buy this gi can i get ears like that?

11/23/2021 11:09:55 PM

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Nine Lives LLDW T-Shirt

I would be into this if she had a nose. No nose, no deal.

10/17/2021 11:15:13 PM

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93brand "Bad Grapplers Club" Long Sleeve Rash Guard - Black

With the blood and tears of his enemies, likely

10/22/2021 12:58:46 AM

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93brand "Bad Grapplers Club" Long Sleeve Rash Guard - Black

They do pair perfectly with appys and sandos

10/22/2021 12:57:07 PM

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BJJTees "Heel Hooks / Peace Love JJ" Tee 2-PACK

This dis is about as good as your triangle, weak and not lock tight. Jackson Pollock’s best work looks like my daughter hot yokhoo’d from her butt onto a canvas and then smeared dryer lint into it. I’d never even consider buying a JP print but I’d buy an ‘eat, pray, leg locks’ T tomorrow, ESPECIALLY if it had Julia Roberts leg locking some dude while wearing a saree and a bindi - thats culture.

10/28/2021 6:29:43 PM

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BJJTees "Heel Hooks / Peace Love JJ" Tee 2-PACK

Eat, pray, leg locks

10/28/2021 3:20:18 PM

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BJJTees "Heel Hooks / Peace Love JJ" Tee 2-PACK

Live, laugh, leg locks

10/28/2021 6:16:34 PM

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BJJTees "Heel Hooks / Peace Love JJ" Tee 2-PACK

Man the electroial college is bitch. Its almost like that one time the dems won the popular vote but the republicans won the presidency, but I mean that was so long ago back in 2016 people probably forgot.

10/28/2021 3:11:25 PM

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BJJTees "Heel Hooks / Peace Love JJ" Tee 2-PACK

10/28/2021 3:13:04 PM

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93brand Hooks V5 Gi - Unbleached

These are not the droids you are looking for

11/22/2021 12:29:00 AM

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Tatami Ocean to Mat T-Shirt - White

^ this is the best comment on here. I too would like everyone to know i do karate, this shirt will help.

11/30/2021 4:03:55 PM

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Scramble Tactic Rashguard - Choc Chip

He’s mad bc technically it wasn’t prison, it was Abu Ghraib

12/2/2021 10:51:55 AM

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Tatami Easy Peasy Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard

Yea dude you just missed sleep joe’s choco choco chip two days ago ??

12/3/2021 11:56:15 PM

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Tatami Easy Peasy Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard

No worries bud, we’ll get a rash gaurd up just for you that says “doesnt play well with others”. For a $5 up charge, you can have it say “doesnt roll well with others”. It’ll be perfext for you.

12/4/2021 11:43:25 AM

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Scramble Tigre Rash Guard

There’s a “c” in there, ferda. Check the print on the sleeve.

12/9/2021 11:11:25 PM

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Nine Lives "Claw" Spats

Ferda, thigh gaps like that are so 80’s. this cgi got me feeling self concious about my tree trunk legs. I can only lock my triangle on children.

12/16/2021 12:28:53 AM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Spats

Nah its bc you’re illiterate

12/27/2021 10:26:38 PM

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Nine Lives "The Gentle Art Is All Heart" Charity Hoodie

I second you getting a bidet, but only because getting my balloon knot and meat grapes sprayed with freezing water is orgasmic and I want that for you.

1/11/2022 10:47:16 PM

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Manto "Strong Waves" BJJ Gi - Navy

Quarterhorse jockeys have the biggest bananas, can confirm. Jj was made for the tiny person.

1/12/2022 11:16:24 AM

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Phalanx "Shatter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Wow, you kiss your mom with that mouth? Way to use the word “women” as a derogatory comment. Thanks for bringing the patriarchy to BJJHQ. Leave it to a dude to ruin a good time with his misogyny.

1/13/2022 12:00:22 AM

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Phalanx "Shatter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Who Trump? Correct I did, bc I identify as a man-bear-pig when I’m on the mat. Off the mat, I identify as the man who emotionally and sexually pleases your woman since intimacy is a foreign concept to all you turkeys. But def continue to insilt women and expect to have a loving connection with them, let me know how that works out bud. Can’t wait to meet your son one day, the world needs another Kyle.

1/13/2022 1:53:28 PM

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Phalanx "Shatter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Oh yea @charnis? You kissed my mom’s yoni? And she liked it? Fucking good for her, getting a younger man to please her. Im here for it. Hopefully you’re a smoke show.

1/13/2022 2:05:43 PM

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"Marble" Shorts by Progress Jiu Jitsu

Hmm I dunno dude, riding the dragon sounds like my new favorite porno with christy mack and ron jeremy

1/18/2022 10:53:22 AM

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Nine Lives LLDW T-Shirt

What a sick burn bro! Heaven forbid girls do jj or men like mermaids! You’d be the best dad around if you got this for your daughter as a joke. Then you and your white belt buds can sit around an laugh at her! Man! #bestdadever

2/18/2022 3:21:26 PM

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