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Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard - Black

Where the fuck is this chimp?! Someone else must be worried

1/15/2022 1:15:31 AM

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Phalanx "Shatter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

If I dont see the chimp soon Im going to call for a search party

1/13/2022 1:10:28 AM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Grey/Burgundy

11/2/2021 11:03:11 PM

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Fuji "Call of Fuji" Rashguard

Id rather wear a karate uniform and boxing gloves to the mats than be caught dead in this

10/7/2021 11:03:01 PM

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Inverted Gear Limeade Rashguard

Anytime I see that upside down communist panda bear it just reminds me that I'm fat and never showed up to the drill class on inverted positions

9/1/2021 11:18:02 PM

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93brand Standard Issue "Royal Gold" Grappling Tights

I bought these spats just to prove my package will look better than the guy in the pictures

8/27/2021 12:29:51 AM

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Tatami Elite Short Sleeve Rashguard - Black & Blue

for the price of this rash guard it better make my triangles cleaner and make me not look so fat
if not then im out

8/17/2021 2:09:50 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Spats - Grey/Volt Green

Ive havnt seen this much camel toe since my first tour in Iraq
and i never went to Iraq cause Im flat-footed and fat

8/12/2021 11:09:17 PM

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Tatami "The Competitor" BJJ Gi - Blue

"excuse me miss i don't know if you noticed but your blue belt is tied like it was done by an arm less white belt"
arm less white belt sitting in corner planning on to get you into the craziest triangle you've ever seen.

8/11/2021 11:28:50 PM

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93brand Athletic Workout Shirts 2-PACK

The two people in the photo look like the 2nd meanest group of bullies at a Ecuadorian high school

8/10/2021 11:08:23 PM

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93brand Athletic Workout Shirts 2-PACK

its uncanny, they see right through me as if they know im really fat and ive never rolled

8/10/2021 11:20:12 PM

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Tatami "The Competitor" BJJ Gi - Blue

whats sickening is the look of dominance looming from the eyes of the male model in this gi
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its as if he knows im fat

8/12/2021 1:57:35 AM

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Nine Lives Claw Rashguard

That is the exact thing I said to a hooker the other day

9/16/2021 2:47:16 PM

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Tatami Fraction Grappling Shorts - Grey

thank me later these are the best shorts to wear with spats

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9/20/2021 8:45:21 PM

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Fuji "Call of Fuji" Rashguard

Master SEAGAL as it it correctly spelled is a high level athlete capable of using one finger and breaking a mans spine in combat ive been doing bjj for 6 months and all ive learned is how to get rid of staph. Do not disrespect Master Steven

10/7/2021 11:58:59 PM