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Fuji Lightweight Grey Gi

Real happy with this Gi. It’s a special comfortable in summer!

5/9/2023 11:03:54 PM

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93brand "Light on the Feet" Flip Flops

Imagine fighting another drunk tourist dad on the beach, and he kicks these off. What do you do?

12/25/2022 1:54:50 AM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

I can’t wait to wear my letters. High school was so rad.

9/10/2022 12:10:24 AM

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Tatami Classic BJJ Gi - White

This says ‘Tatami’ less than 5 times. How can we be sure?

7/16/2022 11:55:40 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

I accidentally bought twice. I am not mad.

6/12/2022 11:05:41 PM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda - All Black

Finally, a strong, reliable gi that is comfortable.
Now to get sizing right…

3/30/2022 11:02:54 PM

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Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Rash Guard

This is racist.

3/28/2022 11:31:49 PM

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2-PACK of 93brand "Standard Issue" Rashguards

I’m just impressed by Raphael’s arm tattoo that he has on his arm…in his tattoo.

And that each hand could be grabbing a forearm, for continuity. Maybe he did it himself?

3/21/2022 11:08:25 PM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Spats

I already have the long sleeve, so I’m really hoping this matching bulge-emphasizer will improve my jujitsu!

3/17/2022 11:10:53 PM

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Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Spats

Finally, some decent artwork. Anyone else have experience with Meerkatsu’s fit?

3/7/2022 11:04:38 PM

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93brand GOTHAM Spats

No velcro?!

2/23/2022 11:06:44 PM

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93brand Natural Tea Tree Shampoo & Body Wash (2-PACK)

2/21/2022 11:06:08 PM

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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Shorts

Oh no! I was sitting here waiting for the next deal, like a moron.

Also, weird looking penis he’s submitting.

2/19/2022 11:06:16 PM

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Kitsune IBJJF Ranked Rashguards

Oh boy! I’m ready for some short-sleeves and velcro. Anybody else?

2/18/2022 11:04:17 PM

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Tatami Estilo 6.0 BJJ Gi - Blue/Burgundy

2/12/2022 11:20:54 PM

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Tatami Katakana Spats - Navy

The model refused to wear a top, for the leg pictures. Which was fine with the photographers. Guys, I’m going to be a photographer.

2/9/2022 11:08:29 PM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I’ve been waiting for this, from Phalanx. Same quality as the Metric, (which was ranked best overall rash guard for 2022)…but this is long sleeve.
https://www.bjjsuccess.com/best-bjj-rash-guards

2/8/2022 11:30:35 PM

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93brand Citizen 7.0 Shorts

“We weren’t selling enough, so we came out with another # edition.” -93brand

1/25/2022 11:04:06 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Tie Dye Rash Guard

“Hey boss, this is the bleach-stained one, and ‘progress’ doesnt even fit across the back.”

“Even if it doesn’t fit, it ships.”

1/9/2022 7:59:10 AM

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Phalanx "Insignia" HPLT Shorts

No Velcro?

1/5/2022 11:04:53 PM

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93brand Palm / Butterfly Originals Dry Fit 2PACK

Thought I could be a champion this year.

Thanks alot, 93brand.

1/1/2022 11:03:45 PM

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Nine Lives "Leg Lock Club" Rash Guard

I would pass, but I find passing my own guard challenging.

12/24/2021 11:04:49 PM

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Tatami Model X BJJ Gi - Blue

Harry looks like he pays a good bit of child support.

12/24/2021 12:08:49 AM

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Nine Lives "Claw" Spats

Who has those calves, but no butt? Obviously, not a tennis player.

12/15/2021 11:03:55 PM

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Tatami Dia De Los Muertos Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard

I wish it said, ‘Tatami’, in more spots.

12/12/2021 11:03:47 PM

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93brand Natural Tea Tree Shampoo & Body Wash (2-PACK)

Guaranteed to make you smell like a champion, and prevent ringworm.

11/26/2021 11:06:28 PM

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93brand Standard Issue "Royal Gold" Grappling Tights

Hey guys.

My sensei won’t let me wear anything with those line patterns. It reminds him of when Sol Rosenberg gave him a wedgie, and there were DEEP skid-marks.

11/6/2021 12:46:50 AM

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Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard - Black

Tempting. Long sleeve, I would pay for.

10/24/2021 11:05:43 PM

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Tatami "Super" BJJ Gi - Navy

Who knows what the inside Kanji says. Lets hear the guesses!

10/19/2021 11:20:36 PM

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Tatami Sonkei Large Gear Bag

Even has a pocket for my headband.

10/13/2021 11:20:19 PM

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Phalanx "Shatter" HPLT Shorts

Another slightly discounted, but unnecessary product of average quality! Goodnight.

9/27/2021 11:07:55 PM

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Tatami Essential BJJ Gi - Black

Sully used to wear only black, because he thought it was thinning on him. Sometimes, the kids’ class used to point, laugh at him, and call out ‘Cannonball, Cannonball! Someone light the fuse!” because of his beat red face…It was all fun and games, until one of them stole their mom’s lighter, and we found out cotton (stained with french fry grease) is highly flammable.

9/14/2021 11:13:23 PM

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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

I’m allergic to Brazil nuts. Sucks, but it’s part of my life. Guess I’m playing tennis in Sanabul Rashies…

9/12/2021 11:02:19 PM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Prime" Ombre Spats

They should really pay me for the pictures used. And for the other stuff.

9/9/2021 11:04:07 PM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Blue

I get scared when I ‘almost feel like [I’m] wearing nothing’. I have this reoccuring dream of getting ranking up with only a belt on.
Also, I really got my first stripe today. Fully clothed, thankfully!

9/6/2021 11:14:19 PM

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Inverted Gear Limeade Rashguard

Can I play tennis in this? Erick spilled his milkshake on my last short sleeve rashguard.

9/2/2021 12:04:15 AM

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Inverted Gear Gold Weave BJJ Gi - White

I heard someone say this only works upside down. Can anyone please confirm? I have to be able to tap someone in the Tiny Tigers class next month, or I have to leave.

8/27/2021 11:07:18 PM

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Inverted Gear Lemonade Rashguard

Sully bought the biggest size, but it didnt fit - so he gave it to my mom, bro.
And the shirt.

8/14/2021 11:17:01 PM

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Inverted Gear Pearl Weave Alpargatas - Black/Grey

Looks like something my 5y/o niece would make me, using a ditry gi.

7/21/2021 1:05:56 AM

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93brand Standard Issue V2 Shorts 2-Pack

Not sure, but the first and eighth pictures are the two mens’ sizes. I didn’t see that, at first.

8/4/2021 11:11:16 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Long-Sleeve Rashguard - Grey/Green

8/7/2021 11:08:46 PM

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Tatami Dry Tech Gear Bag White/Black

I've got about 14 miles to go, but regardless how smooth it is, that Elite bag is a bit bulky. Looking forward to this with ya!

8/9/2021 8:51:21 PM

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Inverted Gear Panda Armor BJJ Gi - Black

You gotta think of something, b/c . You have to stop training in a trash bag, because you keep passing out.

8/18/2021 11:12:07 PM

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Inverted Gear Panda Armor BJJ Gi - Black

Sure. I can probably get a ride home with BJ Bicurious.

8/19/2021 12:42:22 AM

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93brand UFOmoplata Spats

Erick. Look at the sizes. You would need three, for fabric alone.

8/19/2021 11:23:47 PM

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Tatami Dweller BJJ Gi - White

It’s single wrap Velcro, isn’t it?

8/23/2021 12:44:28 AM

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Inverted Gear 2021 Board Shorts - Black

I want to share with you the last words of my late mentor, which I hope speaks to you. On his deathbed, he looked at me and said, “Always remember - when it gets hard, just give up.“

8/23/2021 11:13:22 PM

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Kitsune "Hunters" Ombre Spats

Eating.

8/29/2021 11:06:15 PM

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Kitsune "Hunters" Ombre Spats

And that woman has a nice butt.

8/29/2021 11:05:13 PM

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Tatami Katakana Short Sleeve Rashguard - Navy

Eating.

8/31/2021 9:49:22 AM

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Tatami Essential BJJ Gi - Black

Check out my comment, for fire.

9/14/2021 11:14:38 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Spats 2-PACK (updated edition)

Agreed.

10/2/2021 5:51:15 PM

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93brand "Bad Grapplers Club" Rash Guard - Short Sleeve

Brother.

10/4/2021 7:34:44 AM

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Nine Lives LLDW T-Shirt

Agreed. Grandma used to say, “No Honker, no hanky-panky.”
She’d always yell those kinds of things, in church.

10/18/2021 12:06:32 AM

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Fuji Script Shorts - Black/Red

I’m with toegrips. You’re on the right path…

10/20/2021 11:16:57 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Camo

That has more to do with your ridiculous chain smoking, than ability.

11/20/2021 5:35:45 AM

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Tatami Easy Peasy Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard

We wait for arm bar soap.

12/4/2021 6:43:01 AM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide Edition BJJ Gi - Navy

T-U-N-I-T out here, looking for a chimp’s butthole… I’m still waiting for armbar soap.

12/9/2021 11:00:05 PM

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93brand Standard Issue V2 Shorts 2-Pack

Just like my Reeboks, in kindergarten.

12/22/2021 1:19:44 AM

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Nine Lives "Leg Lock Club" Rash Guard

Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.

12/24/2021 11:03:25 PM

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93brand Palm / Butterfly Originals Dry Fit 2PACK

Not. It’s a different ratio of fabric.

1/1/2022 11:05:48 PM

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Nine Lives "The Gentle Art Is All Heart" Charity Hoodie

Even if they weren’t comfortable, or good quality - it’s a great price, and for a great cause. These trolls can suck the sweat out of the belt my partner refuses to wash...

1/11/2022 10:09:52 PM

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93brand Citizen 7.0 Shorts

No but the men come…nevermind.

1/25/2022 11:05:03 PM

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Kitsune "Twin Dragon" Hoodie - Maroon Heather

The answer to this will determine your next steps:
“Did you win?”

1/26/2022 11:03:27 PM

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Aesthetic 'Floral Dragon' Long-Sleeve Rash Guard

I remember your grandma‘s couch. Really interesting time in both of our lives.

2/3/2022 12:40:25 AM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I think it’s a great value, bud.

2/8/2022 11:32:55 PM

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Tatami Katakana Spats - Navy

Where’s WomanRespector when you need him…

2/10/2022 8:25:02 AM

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Aesthetic Sumi-E Long Sleeve Rash Guard

How profound. You truly understand Adam Smith, and the economy.

2/21/2022 7:50:09 AM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Grey/Burgundy

I know exactly what you mean. I like that they don’t have Velcro, either.

2/27/2022 11:32:54 PM

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Inverted Gear 2023 Spats - Black

You’ve gotta start wearing something, when we train no gi.

3/1/2022 11:04:28 PM

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93brand Citizen 8.0 Shorts

That’ll be enough. Where is woman respecter, when you need him?

5/9/2022 11:29:14 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Ohio is having a sweaty one (for us), too!

6/12/2022 11:46:31 PM

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Manto "Diablo" Shorts

Worst undergarment purchase ever. My training bra included, (which I NOW know, isn’t for training).

6/18/2022 1:39:23 PM

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Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue

Wrongs?

7/8/2022 11:03:45 PM

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93brand Standard Issue 2.0 Gi - White

Very good.

7/13/2022 12:13:24 AM

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Tatami Classic BJJ Gi - White

Luck.

7/16/2022 11:53:55 PM

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Tatami Original Grey Camo Hat

I’m not sure what we did deserve you, bud.
I’m so grateful though.

8/27/2022 1:24:35 AM

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Tatami Original Grey Camo Hat

Shame!

8/27/2022 1:22:37 AM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

My ring is dope.

9/10/2022 12:11:11 AM

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Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard

Invisible Lat Syndrome (ILS), is a common condition that could affect anyone. Thankfully it’s easy to treat.

10/31/2022 7:34:11 AM

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93brand "Strong Snake" Bag

Jarek that big fan.

11/4/2022 2:12:55 AM

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93brand "Strong Snake" Bag

Bearheart. Thank you.

11/4/2022 2:15:23 AM

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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - Navy

Nah. He spent all the money his mom gave him this month, on pokemon.

11/13/2022 6:01:45 AM

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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

Underrated comment.

11/23/2022 7:54:01 AM

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Scramble "Kano" Judo-Inspired BJJ Gi

Never missed. Just like me.

12/7/2022 2:46:30 PM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey

Brute-all

1/26/2023 11:10:09 PM

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Fuji Lightweight Grey Gi

Especially, too…

5/9/2023 11:04:19 PM

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