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Progress Sugar Skull Rash Guard

I want Ffion to punch me square in the face

4/16/2024 9:09:55 AM

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Rolling Society "Krispy Killer" Rash Guard

Canmt decide if this is awful or amazing

3/31/2024 11:13:24 PM

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93brand "Hybrid" Hoodie

I own this. It is a good hoodie

2/16/2024 11:17:48 AM

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Tatami Combat Club Shorts (HQ exclusive cut)

Hey I needed help with shipping and you guys never emailed me back

1/16/2024 6:41:05 PM

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93brand Monsters Shorts

Two bangers in a row. Good shit

10/25/2023 11:46:41 PM

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29Niku "Let's Roll Light III" Rash Guard

Nice

10/2/2023 11:00:32 PM

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Wristlock Co. "Deal With The Devil" Rash Guard

Absolute milk truck

9/27/2023 9:15:19 AM

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Tatami "Onyx" Black Joggers

Can you toxic motherfuckers please describe the product you would like to see on here? Because all I’ve been able to gather from you miserable bastards is that none of you like anything

9/7/2023 11:23:16 PM

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29Niku "Lets Roll Light" Rash Guard - Vintage Yellow

This rashguard is fine. Toxic ass commenst lol

9/6/2023 12:46:09 PM

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93brand Fleeced Joggers 2.0

Bought these the first time around. They do shrink a bit like the other guy said, but not that bad. I think he mostly just got fat

8/26/2023 11:09:55 PM

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93brand Citizen 7.0 Shorts

Homegirl is caked tf up👀

8/13/2023 10:25:10 AM

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Rash Guardians Lion Short Sleeve

Someone oughta get fired for this

8/8/2023 9:17:06 AM

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Half Sumo "Year of the Tiger" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

8/4/2023 11:12:32 PM

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Phalanx "Distorsion" HPTX Shorts

“Velcro-free construction”

8/3/2023 11:03:09 PM

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Nation Athletic "Therapeutic Violence" Tee

What’s with the sport of jiu jitsu and having the cringiest marketing and design departments

7/13/2023 11:01:23 PM

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Half Sumo X HQ Year of the Tiger LS Rashguard

7/11/2023 6:34:00 PM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

They must really want this gone. No one pull the trigger until price gets to $50 shipped

6/14/2023 11:26:13 PM

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Tatami Obsolete Gi

Obsolete for a reason mf

3/16/2023 11:21:35 PM

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FUJI Fighting Spirit Shorts - Black/Green

So no velcro?

3/20/2022 11:01:58 PM

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Fuji Ultimate Grappling Shorts - Military Green

“Velcro waistband enclosure”

3/8/2022 11:02:20 PM

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Fuji "Jester" BJJ Gi

2/15/2022 11:02:02 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts

“Velcro-free construction”

2/13/2022 11:06:05 PM

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Fuji "Dark Arts" Lightweight Shorts

L cringe design velcro you get no bitches

2/10/2022 11:02:37 PM

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93brand Standard Issue BJJ Gi

$65 gi this is a no brained if you’re just starting out

1/13/2022 11:18:32 PM

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Manto "Strong Waves" BJJ Gi - Navy

Nice gi👍🏻

1/11/2022 11:01:46 PM

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Nine Lives "Leg Lock Club" Rash Guard

Gonna look like a real f*ckin when I get leg locked while wearing this

12/24/2021 11:03:41 PM

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PROGRESS "Sportif" Black/Green Shorts

No velcro but “progress” is cringe

12/16/2021 11:02:04 PM

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Phalanx "Interrupter" RIZR Shorts

Horrible

12/12/2021 12:09:42 AM

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Scramble Tigre Rash Guard

Long sleeve rashies are for noodle arm pencil necks

12/9/2021 11:08:20 PM

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Scramble Tactic Rashguard - Choc Chip

Pls stop trying to sell me this

12/1/2021 11:01:05 PM

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Tatami Ocean to Mat T-Shirt - White

Might as well write “MASSIVE DOUCHE BAG” across your back

11/29/2021 11:01:36 PM

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93brand "Grappling Clinic" Rash Guard

93 brand rashies go on like sausage casing

11/12/2021 11:02:35 PM

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Inverted Gear Pearl Weave Alpargatas - Black/Grey

10/22/2021 11:02:34 PM

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Nine Lives LLDW T-Shirt

Anyone wearing this in public should be bullied

10/17/2021 11:03:05 PM

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Scramble Tactic Rashguard - Choc Chip

9/30/2021 11:01:38 PM

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93brand Separate BJJ Gi Pants - Blue

Okay but like why

8/31/2021 11:01:47 PM

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93brand "Bad Grapplers Club" Stonewash Tee

This shirt ain’t bad fuck yall

8/28/2021 11:13:44 PM

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Tatami Estilo Black Label BJJ Gi White/Grey

Wetter than July in Australia baby

7/21/2021 11:02:12 PM

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Inverted Gear Pearl Weave Alpargatas - Black/Grey

7/21/2021 12:16:38 AM

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93brand Citizen 8.0 Shorts

7/19/2021 11:03:24 PM

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Tatami Pepperoni Pizza Spats

7/10/2021 11:03:54 PM

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Inverted Gear "Panda Nation" Tank Top

7/8/2021 12:57:43 PM

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Inverted Gear "Old School" Gi - Blue

7/1/2021 11:01:25 PM

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Tatami Dragon Slayer Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard

6/30/2021 11:02:27 PM

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Tatami Vengeance Joggers - Sand

How’s the dick print on these bad boys?

6/22/2021 11:03:15 PM

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93brand HOOKS V5 - Navy Blue Edition

6/16/2021 11:03:24 PM

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Half Sumo "Red Yurei" 2021 edition Rashguard

6/14/2021 11:02:10 PM

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Tatami Sonkei Large Gear Bag

Smoothest cop of all time

6/10/2021 11:03:40 PM

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Tatami Leve BJJ Gi - Blue

6/6/2021 11:11:11 PM

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93brand PALM Spats

6/2/2021 11:03:51 PM

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Tatami Rival BJJ Gi - White

6/1/2021 11:01:04 PM

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93brand Strong Snake Rashguard

5/31/2021 12:50:36 PM

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Hyperfly Judofly Gi - Black

Could not catch me wearing that color

5/30/2021 7:19:03 AM

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93brand "COMBATE" Spats

Moist

5/26/2021 11:01:44 PM

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Tatami Bushido BJJ Gi - Black

Trash. I’m tapping anyone wearing this canvas bag

5/25/2021 11:02:39 PM

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Kitsune "Hunters" Ombre Spats

That’s a dude??

6/8/2021 11:02:12 PM

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Scramble TOKYO Jiu Jitsu Gi

Get the A3, hang it up in your closet, and take a look at it every morning before you stuff your face fatboy

7/23/2021 11:12:18 PM

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Scramble TOKYO Jiu Jitsu Gi

Save your money fatboy

7/23/2021 11:10:05 PM

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Scramble TOKYO Jiu Jitsu Gi

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7/23/2021 11:28:45 PM

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Nine Lives "Challenge" T-Shirt

9/26/2021 11:03:41 PM

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Nine Lives "Challenge" T-Shirt

no one find you funny my guy

9/26/2021 11:04:58 PM

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Nine Lives Claw Rashguard

Grow biceps dumb chimp

11/28/2021 2:12:36 PM

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Nine Lives Palm Trees & Torn Knees Rashguard

I did not prepare my bank account for this

12/17/2021 11:02:14 PM

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Nine Lives Palm Trees & Torn Knees Rashguard

This whole site is leftovers you stupid monkey fuck

12/17/2021 11:35:29 PM

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Nine Lives "Leg Lock Club" Rash Guard

clown ??????

12/24/2021 11:04:23 PM

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Tatami Strawberry Spats

Ew. Crop your memes bro

2/1/2022 9:13:30 PM

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Fuji "Jester" BJJ Gi

Ain’t nothing wrong with this gi stupid monkey

2/15/2022 11:03:10 PM

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93brand "Ground Karate" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Can confirm. They are tight as fuck

3/3/2022 9:18:22 PM

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FUJI Fighting Spirit Shorts - Black/Green

Tatami would have put a panda getting molested by a dragon on these babies

3/20/2022 11:03:51 PM

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Inverted Gear "Big Panda" Backpack

Goddamn that was fast

5/17/2022 11:01:24 PM

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Tatami Takedowns Ain't Dead T-Shirt - White

Samesies

10/21/2022 3:18:22 PM

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Scramble "Saku Soccer" Rashguard

@Gonzalo I’d be saying that too if my country had 0 Super Bowl wins

12/20/2022 5:54:36 PM

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93brand GOD shorts "Topo" Edition

Yea you’re right bro it needs a samurai putting the lochness minster in a twister that would be soooooo sick

2/28/2023 12:52:42 PM

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Phalanx "INSIGNIA" HPTX Shorts

I bet you could squeeze into it if you really tried piggy??

3/20/2023 11:08:59 PM

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Phalanx "Insignia" Rashguard

@Souljasdontdie That ain’t fair bro 93 brand rashies fit like sausage casing

6/13/2023 12:07:54 AM

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93brand "Cafe Jiu Jitsu" 2.0 Rash Guard - Short Sleeve

Probably. 93 brand rashies are tight as fuck

6/25/2023 11:27:20 PM

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Half Sumo X HQ Year of the Tiger LS Rashguard

Ur a cutie;)

7/11/2023 6:31:48 PM

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Fuji "Dark Arts" Gi - White (HQ exclusive color)

A diet plan

7/18/2023 9:14:20 AM

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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

93 brand rash guards fit like sausage casing

7/23/2023 10:42:46 AM

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Phalanx "Exo" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

You must be fun at parties

7/29/2023 1:54:55 AM

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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid) - Black

Most pathetic comment of all time lmao

8/16/2023 8:13:50 AM

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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid) - Black

Not as pathetic as your passing

8/16/2023 11:25:50 AM

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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid) - Black

*Does cool fedora trick where I roll it down my arm and flip it back on top of my head*

8/16/2023 1:09:06 PM

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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid) - Black

*Takes pull from cigarette* *Informs cringe guy on bjjhq with edbassmaster from 2009 ass pfp that I don’t have a sister, and that must be my brother in a wig*

8/16/2023 1:43:45 PM