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Inverted Gear Pearl Weave Alpargatas - Black/Grey

These will get you so much puss. Ah, who am I kidding? These will get you bent over and smashed.  
7/20/2021 11:04:40 PM
93brand S6 BJJ Gi - Black

I’m just here for the comments, last night had some real gems  
7/14/2021 11:06:47 PM
Kitsune Hydro Rashguard - Navy

Why’s the dude in the pics figure like a chick’s?   
6/23/2021 11:07:34 PM
Tatami Leve BJJ Gi - Blue

Any promotions or demotions today? I beat up a bunch of kids at a karate tourney and got ejected after they learned my age!  
6/6/2021 11:04:33 PM
93brand Strong Snake Rashguard

Too many uptight asses in the BJJ community... well, that use this app. Where are the funny dudes like Craig Jones?  
5/30/2021 11:28:40 PM
Tatami Bushido BJJ Gi - Black

Wore this gi and got promoted to red belt on the spot  
5/26/2021 8:09:11 AM
Fuji Electric Grappling Shorts

I actually got my first stripe Saturday. In an alternate reality though, I was promoted to become professor.  
5/24/2021 11:29:25 PM
Tatami Essential 2.0 Joggers Grey/Stone

Do these improve your BJJ and bang bang skills?  
5/19/2021 11:16:30 PM
Scramble Makoto BJJ Gi - White

I did a kani basami on some old dude and my instructor promptly promoted me to a 4th degree black belt  
5/13/2021 11:02:52 PM
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Nine Lives Nesting Dolls Rashguard

Man, so many people are so damn uptight lmao I enjoy seeing your everyday promotions and demotions!
5/11/2021 11:08:12 PM
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2-PACK of 93brand Underwear (Updated 2021 Edition)

Shit man, one of the coach’s right-hand dudes saw my post here and promoted me to gold belt!
5/12/2021 11:03:36 PM
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93brand "Cauli Floral" Rashguard

They skinned your grandma’s couch to make these
5/21/2021 10:35:07 PM
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93brand "Cauli Floral" Rashguard

I got promoted to midnight coral
5/21/2021 10:33:30 PM
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93brand "Cauli Floral" Rashguard

I agree, fuck liberals and being politically correct
5/21/2021 10:38:09 PM
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Kitsune "Hydro" Ombre Spats

I went to a BJJ gym, took the professor’s belt off, put it on, and fucked his bitch – I think I deserve my own gym and a system named after me!
5/21/2021 11:06:37 PM
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Tatami Rival BJJ Gi - White

Demi Lovato not being able to call herself “them” for five minutes
6/1/2021 11:52:23 PM
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Kitsune "Dawn" BJJ Gi - Black

My money’s on Ryan, dawg
6/13/2021 12:05:27 PM
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Tatami Vengeance Joggers - Sand

Well, ya see... when mommy kisses your peepee after she kisses the neighbor’s peepee...
6/22/2021 11:15:27 PM
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Tatami Dragon Slayer Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard

Pshhhhh, unreal.
6/30/2021 11:12:26 PM
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93brand "Gotham" Rash Guard

Fuck the assholes who bitch and cry when faced with this statement, and fuck BLM – they’re terrorists
7/2/2021 11:08:39 PM
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Tatami Rival Long Sleeve Rashguard - Black & Camo

Lmfaoooo you had me dyin at “mom, I frewed up” hahahahaha
7/13/2021 11:43:13 PM
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93brand Citizen 8.0 Shorts

Ron Burgundy
7/19/2021 11:08:31 PM
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Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard

It says “dude”. What does mine says?!
7/27/2021 11:09:09 PM
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