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29Niku "Less Thinking / More Action" Rash Guard

This describes my job

11/16/2023 11:01:26 PM

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Tatami Obsolete Gi

I hope those rolling deals are the last time we ever see that scramble varsity gi

7/1/2023 11:10:00 PM

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Ground Game Bushido 3.0 Long Sleeve Rashguard

Is this what marvin vettori has tattooed on him?

6/27/2023 12:18:43 AM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

Are we a joke to yall?

6/15/2023 12:28:18 AM

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Scramble Snake and Dove Tee - Black

Its like groundhog day on this app

6/9/2023 11:47:47 PM

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Phalanx "Black Ops ALT" Rashguard

I sincerely hope the folks at bjjhq are listening. Please stop trying to sell that goofy @$$ scramble varsity gi. Everyone hates it.

6/3/2023 8:41:18 AM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - White

Treat this gi like the salem witch trials and burn all of these

5/19/2023 11:59:52 PM

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Kitsune "Battle" 2-Layer Shorts - Green

Everyone will be “green with envy” when you show up in these bad boys

5/18/2023 11:03:54 PM

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Tatami Eye of the Tiger Rashguard

This is the ed hardy of rashguards

4/11/2023 11:26:32 PM

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Manto "Torn" Rashguard

I bought this rash guard and have had it for a year. Its actually one of main go to rash guard. True to size feels good and doesnt roll up when im rolling. Its worth the money

4/9/2023 1:27:09 AM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

For the love of ultra feast.. stop trying to sell us on this garbage!!

4/7/2023 11:37:16 PM

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TORO "BLACK HAWK" SUPER SHORTS

Well its settled.. bjjhq has officially given up

3/31/2023 11:28:27 PM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - White

This the kind of gi for someone who gets caught in a choke then sees red and swings like chris farley in a jacket thats to small for him.

3/30/2023 11:35:36 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts

I mean.. theyre not terrible

3/28/2023 11:03:57 PM

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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

Im higher than giraffe p and still dont want this

3/25/2023 12:20:34 AM

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Inverted Gear 2023 Nogi Shorts - Black/Coral

32 sold out yesterday

3/23/2023 11:00:55 PM

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Fuji XTR Extreme Shorts Blue

If b-rad was a pair of shorts

3/18/2023 1:26:55 PM

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Tatami Obsolete Gi

Oh man.. thats terrible

3/16/2023 11:02:34 PM

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Fuji XTR Extreme Shorts

Im glad it has the word grappler on them. Now when i get asked “hey you do that karate stuff” i can just point to my shorts

3/10/2023 7:49:14 AM

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Sapien Spats - Black/Grey/Blue

Pretty sure them dudes at the blue oyster bar wore these

2/12/2023 7:07:36 AM

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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

I wish i had 4 hands so i could give this gi 4 thumbs down

2/11/2023 4:18:40 AM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts

Im not buying anything till i see patricios comment

1/11/2023 11:24:50 PM

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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

This rash guard is the equivalent to having a kick me sign on your back in jr high.

1/9/2023 3:03:01 AM

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2-PACK of 93brand Standard Issue Rashguards (Black, Smoke Grey)

Why does their chest look the same size

12/21/2022 11:11:49 PM

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Scramble "Athlete" Gi Ecru (Unbleached Special Edition)

If i had 4 hands id still give this 2 thumbs down

12/21/2022 12:04:32 AM

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Scramble "Saku Soccer" Rashguard

Primals!! Shirts are gayy.. liver king out..

12/20/2022 2:47:18 AM

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Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi

Primals!!!! Liver king out..

12/18/2022 11:06:22 PM

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Manto "Torn" Rashguard

Primals!! Have you ate your liver and tren today?! Liver king out!

12/18/2022 12:09:59 AM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Id like to congratulate buru nyuu on his recent rectuiment of goob lubers and boot lickers. I need all his simps come in and say “hE liVeS rENt fRee iN yOuR HEad”

12/15/2022 11:03:36 PM

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93brand "Art of War" Spats

Buru is tied up getting banged by his mom so lets all leave him be tonight

12/14/2022 11:20:39 PM

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Phalanx "Lionheart" HPTX Shorts

If buru nyuu posts today then he likes cock deep in his butthole

12/13/2022 11:01:58 PM

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Kitsune Hydro Rashguard

Nobody react to that dumbass buru nyuu guy and maybe he’ll stop breathing

12/12/2022 11:02:22 PM

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Manto "Torn" Rashguard

These posts are like the movie hangover 3.. not funny at all.

10/11/2022 12:41:28 PM

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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

Sgnod

9/30/2022 11:06:12 PM

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Kitsune "Hydro" Ombre Spats

Sgnod

9/29/2022 11:01:14 PM

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Tatami Success Zip Hoodie - Black

Sgnod

9/28/2022 11:22:40 PM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

Sgnod

9/27/2022 12:36:02 AM

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Scramble "Kano" Judo-Inspired BJJ Gi

Sgnod

9/23/2022 11:02:02 PM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts

Sgnod

9/22/2022 11:02:18 PM

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Phalanx "Interrupter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Won sgnod ma i

9/21/2022 11:36:41 PM

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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - White

Deid sgnod

9/21/2022 12:15:19 PM

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93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition

Daed si sgnod

9/19/2022 11:21:18 PM

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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black

SOA….sgnod

9/16/2022 11:02:26 PM

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Phalanx "Shatter" II HPTX Shorts

Sgnod

9/15/2022 11:23:29 PM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Sgnod

9/13/2022 12:03:13 AM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

Sgnod

9/9/2022 11:05:31 PM

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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

Sgnod

9/7/2022 1:39:26 AM

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93brand "100 kg V4" BJJ Gi - White

Sgnod

9/6/2022 4:31:27 PM

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Phalanx "Dimension" HPLT Shorts

Sgnod

9/5/2022 3:18:54 PM

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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

Sgnod

9/3/2022 11:00:34 PM

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93brand "Console" Tee

Sgnod

9/2/2022 11:05:40 PM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo BJJ Gi - White

Sgnod

9/1/2022 11:01:21 PM

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Manto "Jungle" Rashguard

This will be the only post i make thats not “sgnod”. As by now you see i have defeated dongs so now as your new reigning master you may bow or kneel but no that none can stand to me.

9/1/2022 12:43:09 PM

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Manto "Jungle" Rashguard

Sgnod

8/31/2022 11:10:11 PM

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Tatami "Uncover" BJJ Gi - Black

Sgnod

8/30/2022 11:22:31 PM

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Phalanx "Black Ops II" RIZR Shorts

Sgnod

8/29/2022 11:06:40 PM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Rashguard

Sgnod

8/29/2022 5:08:50 AM

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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - Navy

Sgnod

8/27/2022 11:38:37 PM

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Tatami Original Grey Camo Hat

Sgnod

8/26/2022 11:44:07 PM

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Inverted Gear Canvas Panda BJJ Gi - Black

Sgnod

8/26/2022 12:44:37 AM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Sgnod!

8/25/2022 10:38:28 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Sgnod

8/25/2022 3:23:53 PM

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Phalanx "Lionheart" HPTX Shorts

Sgnod

8/24/2022 5:51:23 PM

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Manto "Future" Rashguard - Black

Sgnod

8/22/2022 11:09:28 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

Sgnod

8/22/2022 4:37:04 PM

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Toro "Kraken" Shorts

Sgnod

8/20/2022 11:51:27 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Shorts

Bought this deal 👎

8/15/2022 11:28:09 AM

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Fuji All Around Gi - Dark Navy

#freethenipple

8/9/2022 7:02:44 AM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Spats

Ima half sumo

8/7/2022 8:23:33 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Green/Woodland Camo

Scrambled eggs are not delicious

8/4/2022 11:44:26 PM

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Phalanx "Black Ops II" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Phallus makes cool stuff

8/3/2022 11:54:48 PM

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Kitsune "Hydro" Ombre Spats

Mom ruoy dekcuf i

9/29/2022 11:17:34 PM

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Tatami Kimuras T-Shirt - Royal Blue

Just stop dude.. you’re trying way to hard to be the next “dongs” guy.

10/30/2022 6:00:36 AM

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Toro "Kraken" Rash Guard

Go home.. buru nyuu ??

11/2/2022 12:42:14 AM

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Scramble Nostromo Long Sleeve Rashguard

Boo this man!!

11/5/2022 11:40:16 AM

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Phalanx "Alloy" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Booooo… you suck!!

11/8/2022 8:39:28 AM

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Toro "Kraken" Shorts

Nobody does.. this is possibly the worst grab for attention.

11/9/2022 12:27:45 AM

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Tatami Navy & Maroon Bobble Hat

Please just do us and yourself a favor.. stop it and get some help. Its clear youre an idiot.

11/10/2022 8:05:29 AM

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Phalanx "Ares" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Boo this man!! ??

11/11/2022 12:58:16 AM

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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - Navy

STFU!!

11/13/2022 11:29:41 AM

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Fuji All Around Gi - Dark Navy

Please if today is that day then delete this account.. for all of us bro

11/20/2022 12:23:12 AM

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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard

Bro.. todays deal is the equivalent to your gimmick. Gross

11/20/2022 11:41:04 PM

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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

Why did you have to come back.. youre about as cool as those rolling deals were last night. #everyonehatesyou

11/27/2022 12:09:21 AM

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Tatami OBSOLETE Gi - Cyber Monday Sale (Subtle Red Markings on Gi - See Pics / Description)

This is gayer than aids

11/28/2022 1:44:55 PM

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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Ever heard of that band dope? They played a song that was an instructional made just for you.. its called “die mf die”. Give it a try

12/1/2022 11:57:28 PM

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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Stfu kitty

12/2/2022 7:10:51 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

Bro.. go practice falling down until you stop breathing

12/2/2022 11:19:23 PM

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Scramble "Kano" Judo-Inspired BJJ Gi

This man is right. Everyone just stop liking/disliking his post. Hes a waste of flesh wrapped over brains but he loves the love and the hate

12/7/2022 1:08:07 PM

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Kitsune Hydro Rashguard

Hey boomhauer go suck on the crows balls for more advice

12/13/2022 12:32:40 AM

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Kitsune Hydro Rashguard

Its what he says to his brother when hes bangin him in front of their dad

12/13/2022 11:40:05 AM

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Phalanx "Lionheart" HPTX Shorts

Bro.. come up with something better if youre gonna come at me.. some lame ass shit right there. Go lube up your asshole for big daddy buru

12/14/2022 10:48:20 PM

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Phalanx "Lionheart" HPTX Shorts

Stfu fag

12/13/2022 11:59:57 PM

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Phalanx "Lionheart" HPTX Shorts

If you smell that bad then take yo stankin ass to walmart or target or wherever the fuck you shop and buy some damn soap

12/14/2022 12:58:12 AM

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Phalanx "Lionheart" HPTX Shorts

Now it makes sense

12/14/2022 8:30:39 AM

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93brand "Art of War" Spats

Walmart dumbass

12/14/2022 11:21:29 PM

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93brand "Art of War" Spats

You must be his mom .. im surprised you can type gargling his balls

12/15/2022 1:42:18 PM

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93brand "Art of War" Spats

I dont think you understand whats going on here but hey you go on ahead and accept your participation trophy champ! You earned it

12/15/2022 4:08:48 PM

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93brand "Art of War" Spats

Sup epstein?! Come around here much or does touching kids keep you pre occupied

12/15/2022 10:43:28 PM

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93brand "Art of War" Spats

You know this was done already and no one liked it then.. hows bout being original

12/15/2022 4:10:34 PM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Once you simps figure this out youll probably kill yourself for being so stupid

12/16/2022 9:28:55 AM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

1stripe sure could teach you ladies a lesson on internetting

12/16/2022 11:37:19 AM

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Scramble "3D Logo" Long Sleeve Rashguard

Oh word!! Wanna make it a threesome?

12/17/2022 4:11:56 AM

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Scramble "3D Logo" Long Sleeve Rashguard

Good

12/17/2022 5:01:57 PM

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Manto "Torn" Rashguard

Good

12/18/2022 12:02:44 AM

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Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi

Husky primal.. i like it!! Dont forget tren is your friend and liver is king.. out..

12/19/2022 3:47:34 AM

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Scramble "Athlete" Gi Ecru (Unbleached Special Edition)

But id still buy it

12/21/2022 12:05:15 AM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

The votes are in to bjjhq.. bye bye buru

12/27/2022 1:30:09 PM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - White

@patricio even your beautifully worded post isnt enough to make me remotely interested in buying this.. sad boi tears

1/13/2023 12:16:43 AM

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Tatami Fraction Rashguard

We voted and you failed to do your job hq “false” God

1/15/2023 2:19:40 AM

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GOLD LABEL V4 by 93brand Jiu Jitsu

Yeah buru.. they got you by taking a vote on instagram to permanently ban you. In case youre wondering it was pretty unanimous by the people to ban you.

1/16/2023 4:12:08 PM

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Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi - Mint/Green

I dig it brother.. solid move

1/24/2023 12:23:09 AM

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93brand "Butterfly Originals" Casual Gi Pants - Midnight Navy Colorway

That was deeper than edgar allen poes alcohol addiction .. bravo sir

1/25/2023 12:35:43 AM

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Scramble Snake and Dove Tee - Black

Sugarloaf dont let this verbal diarrhea of a comment discourage you.. you rock harder than a gravel parking lot in the grand canyon

2/1/2023 10:27:14 AM

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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - White

Not much

3/11/2023 12:13:20 AM

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Scramble "Athlete" Gi Ecru (Unbleached Special Edition)

You stop your lying whore mouth

3/23/2023 3:57:40 AM

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Manto "Torn" Rashguard

Its snug but i wear large and bought a large one of these and the fit is perfect. You could go up a size and it would probably still fit good

4/9/2023 8:49:53 AM